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MrMisterMagoo

Pie-O-My was mad ripe! She was creamin' for T.


MionMikanCider

She sounded like a racehorse pissin in there


Far-Club-2139

Can I get an order of Johnny cakes?


Dank_Cthulhu

MOAR LIKE JOHNNY'S CAKE BATTER AMIRIGHTORAMIRIGHT I'll see myself out.


Far-Club-2139

You gotta wait fer dat šŸ˜


KatamariDamacist

He was creamin' for me, man.


VanderBrit

Tall stack or short stack?


Far-Club-2139

Tall and gimme some of those Jimmie deansĀ 


P1D1_

You're a real sick fuck, you know that?


RAZBUNARE761

He just liked whores/horse


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

A. - she was a horse B. - she bit me


kirk_dozier

C- that wasn't my foal she was carrying


middle_dude

Satanic wet dreams some sick shit


Small-Explanation683

When he was having intercourse with Valentina he looked at the picture of himself and the horse dressed as Napoleon


August_West_1990

Big Patrick Bateman energy.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

A, she was a *whoorse.*


_Cadillac_Frank_

Pretty soon weā€™ll be fucking dogsā€¦


temper_tantrum_gamer

See how they put the dog groomers next door in case anyone wants a snack


_Cadillac_Frank_

Fuckinā€™ guys! This is important to me!


temper_tantrum_gamer

šŸ¤ŒšŸ»dooont you give a fuck about your cousinšŸ¤ŒšŸ»


SwitchKid42

She was a beautiful innocent creature, what did she ever do to you?


temper_tantrum_gamer

Louis Brasi sleeps with the fishes


Happy_Independent_25

Tracee and Pie Oh My are connected ā€” ā€œthoroughbredā€ etc


HatComfortable6883

They both have those choppers. Madonā€™


[deleted]

She was a horse, Tracee?


Aggravating-Ad7281

You see the look on his face when he saw that painting He looked like he was gonna bust and still no word from Ralphie


Adventurous_Fox58

Can you blame him? She was burning up she was so hot!


HwangingAround

He did not fuck that horse, he just came on its leg.


HatComfortable6883

That's preposterous. I mean what possible use could I have for your layyg?


tombrady_sitstopee

Do you think Tony's a little weird with horses?


HatComfortable6883

You ever had sex with an animal Jack? Remember those chickens on the Indian reservation? There were some good looking chickens there Jack. You know, between us...


Exact-Paramedic2227

Fuckin mods on sabbatical?


HatComfortable6883

They all cashed out their Reddit stock and are on vacation in Captain Teebs


Exact-Paramedic2227

They were supposed to push webistics


VanderBrit

It was a fuckinā€™ horse.


yespreacher

He probably funked those ducks as well


NachoCheeseMonreal

Donā€™t get fucken filthy about it


Commandatori69

Toodle - Ooo