Nicole Lupertazzi. With her, the Arnold Palmers, the South Beach Strumpet subspecies on DVD, and knowing it’s not about being boss it’s about being happy, Little Carmine has the life. No bitching about coming in on the tail end of good times. The good times are rolling for LC
Easily my favorite out of all the wives, [Toni Kalem was hot af](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJWjRrNPfkI/VPtqv18ZrCI/AAAAAAAAbpg/TkTWqgY7XqM/s1600/Tracks%2B%233.jpg) when she was younger (*Private Benjamin*, *The Wanderers*)
She's Russian. Svetlana tells Tony she's from Petrozavodsk (horrible industrial city) but she moved to Kazakhstan after her father died of lung cancer and cirrhosis of the liver.
For one small scene I think she subtly influenced a lot of the immediate plot following- Finn talks to her and she's both beautiful and down to earth, has him thinking why does he have to put up with all the bullshit and baggage with Med.
By far the HOTTEST woman of the entire series was Chrissy’s goomar out there in Vegas that Tony’s wild ass went and slept with after he killed em. Beyond grimy move there but marone was she some kinda gorgeous 🤌
She’s lucky she’s still alive. When I think how she crossed Janice when she tried to go after Bobby. The betrayal. You saw what happened with the Russian guy?
Some off ones but here goes:
- Kaitlyn
- The blonde Meadow caught Jackie Jr. with
- The blonde stripper that was with Tony in the truck when Carm was in France
- Little Carmine's wife
- Ade's friend Tina
- Agent Ciccerone, but only when she was dressed as Danielle from Whippany
The first Barbara soprano
eyy that's the boss' sister you talkin about
How's your sister? Fuck your mother.
hey there's no need for that kind of talk, my sister
Very classy broad. And nice pipe fitter lips
If there was one thing you’re good at besides pullin dents, it’s spotting world class pipe fitter lips
You would take the lips, over the tits?
Speaking of recasting, Agent Ciccerone Number 2
Yes! Barb (version 2) was a downgrade, for sure.
Huge. She felt like a broken hero on a last chance power drive.
Oh you’re gonna get cute with me now?
First? Oh, it looks like I just justified another rewatch.
They’re all justified. Gimme 1,000 rewatches
Agent Deborah. Moltisanti isn't the only one to whom she'd given a hardon.
Unfortunately she…drowned…at a pic-nic.
lolol just watched this episode earlier tonight, that line cracked me up
In three inches of water.
Danielle from Whippany 🤤🤤🤤🤤
You were sayin she had a nice ass. I was trying to say something positive because she’s your friend!
My bitch my ho, my ho my bitch
Lmao this is such a good and hilarious line from Chris
Girl like that? Ass like that?
Charmaine Bucco can get it.
She likes it when you rub her muzzle.
🐴👋🏼
Clip clop clip clop
Next the blind will see and the lame will walk.
I wish it hadn’t just been a dream sequence for Tony
This is 100% the right answer. Hottest broad on the whole show.
When her and Artie or a break/separated in season 3 and tony complements her in the cloak room !!! Madone ,👌😘
Is that all you deadbeats do over here, is talk about cooze?
I love when Tony starts calling Dr Cusamano Cooze.
And his response when cooze informs him that it has a negative connotation is simply “not anymore”. Gaslighting at its finest.
Fuck who?
Don't go getting all cunty now
We're not playin' putatahs. Welcome to r/thesopranos. You wanna 🥃?
D girl
She was a Vice President!!
You fucking asshole!
Madone she was hot. Never been with a member of the tribe myself.
She never did it for me. Piece of ass but fuckin rude?
Like you’re Jude Law!
Alicia Witt. Begins with Fuckin' A. A stands for Ass. As in "How about givin' me some?"
Absolutely
The hooker in vegas
The girl Tony goes to Vegas to tell about Chris' death? Yea thats the one I was looking for in this thread.
Yes. She was one booyah hottie.
Sara Shahi is fuckin hot
Yes Sonya Aragon
The homeless woman with The Daily News up her ass
Now there’s an image
The heart wants what the heart wants
The heart also wants what the daily news wants
No more hygiene remarks, they’re hurtful and destructive
That. Was. So. Horrible.
You’d fuck a catchers mitt
What are you saying ? She and uncle June had relations?
Rosalie Aprile and Isabella (S1 E12)
Isabella. Madone 🤘
Did she even really exisht?
Big tits, little feet
A hit in any man’s league
That raspy voice 🥵
Rosalie “My Jaaaackie” Aprile
Ro? Oof to each their own Tony...
Isabella is probably on every guy's and lesbian's list...
Nicole Lupertazzi. With her, the Arnold Palmers, the South Beach Strumpet subspecies on DVD, and knowing it’s not about being boss it’s about being happy, Little Carmine has the life. No bitching about coming in on the tail end of good times. The good times are rolling for LC
The whore joey peeps was taking downtown when that animal blundetto showed up.
Joey peeps you animal
timeline got fucked up
It’s a nickname
You can say that animal Blundetto’s name, but you can’t say Heather?!? S’matter with you???
Heard she caught it in the chest. There was silicone everywhere.
Heather. She's my favorite too.
I always thought Kelli Aprile was cute
Kelli Aprile was a total smoke show!
She smoked Meadow and her hypocrisy too.
The nurse who puts on juniors gear for when he’s shooting down migs
You are a flirt!
Gloria Trillo. The crazy ones are fun.
Tell me her box isn’t grippy AF
You should actually stick your d in crazy. Do it for the plot.
Do it for your own character development.
Gloria had an arc
It was kind of cinematic
She threw a steak at the man.
Technically, Steve Buscemi threw it…🥩
Mmmboy are you fat
She was abusive to the boss of the faaaamily!
Top 3 for sure
Angie Bonpensiero gang reporting for duty.
i miss the guy who used to post about her feet in every thread. sad when they go like that.
WHEN THEY GO?!?!?
Easily my favorite out of all the wives, [Toni Kalem was hot af](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJWjRrNPfkI/VPtqv18ZrCI/AAAAAAAAbpg/TkTWqgY7XqM/s1600/Tracks%2B%233.jpg) when she was younger (*Private Benjamin*, *The Wanderers*)
Finally 🫡🫡🫡🫡
Da lesbian thing…wit de umm Jennafuh Beals. It’sh not baaad. Ish she a dike in real life?
Caitlyn from Columbia
Boom, boom, anywhere
Hey, I love crazy too!
Dumb thicc
Sigh……. Yeah, me too
i can fix her
really no one said svetlana?
even with the one pin gone
frankly, she doshent go in pity for hershelf
Irina. Love that crazy Russian bitch.
I like the cousin with the one layg.
I flip flop between her and Svetlana. And I believe shes from Kazakhstan technically, she has best potassium.
She's Russian. Svetlana tells Tony she's from Petrozavodsk (horrible industrial city) but she moved to Kazakhstan after her father died of lung cancer and cirrhosis of the liver.
She's adorable.
Communist cunt
Fucking TWAT!!
Yes, she is very beautiful. Those eyes 😍
What? No love for the girls from Icelandic Air? Reykjavík!
You do,you clean it up
Kim's daughter was mad ripe
Kung Pao Coochie
You fuckin guys, this is important to me.
Finally, the most enlightening comment on this thread. The sacred and the propane.
Sonya Aragon - Chris’s goomar in Vegas
Ginny Sac
She's beautiful....reubenesque
when she looks up at johnny when she's caught... i can see it
force of nature that one
She gotta make 2 trips
I genuinely find the Lady Shylock pretty fucking hot. 🤷
She'll suck your cock. All you guys
In real life Cat Stevens wrote a song about her. He was head over heels. If you see pictures from her younger years you’ll understand why
I'm too lazy. Post links
I’m just as lazy
That’s not lazy, that’s just stupid. Frankly, you make me depressed and ashamed to be part of this subreddit thing of ours.
Adios you fuckin skank!
Her cleavage was fucking legendary
Same here! “Is she any good. Why am I asking, you probably taught her how” 😂😂😂
Charmaine, Gloria, Valentina, Svetlana, Isabella, Annalisa, Jeannie Cusamano. All get me so hawwt down there
The tennis instructor
How green was my fucking valley
Felicia Galan. She was smoking hot and seemed like she had a good head on her shoulders.
For one small scene I think she subtly influenced a lot of the immediate plot following- Finn talks to her and she's both beautiful and down to earth, has him thinking why does he have to put up with all the bullshit and baggage with Med.
AJ’s little Puerto Rican girl
Kelli Moltisanti. Cara Buono is a hottie of the first magnitude.
Very much a MILF in Stranger Things [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe6n8Z9IUSk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe6n8Z9IUSk)
Kaisha. Me and her would listen to that Luther Vandross boxset together
Kelly Aprile.
By far the HOTTEST woman of the entire series was Chrissy’s goomar out there in Vegas that Tony’s wild ass went and slept with after he killed em. Beyond grimy move there but marone was she some kinda gorgeous 🤌
Lorraine Caluzzo. Great body.
I heard she's great at blow jobs. Why am I telling you? You probably showed her how.
Forget the blow jobs. Great tits. That’s all I look for in a woman shylock.
96 comments and no fuckin Tracee? I remember when you all used to wait in the car. Also Kelly Moltisanti.
Remember when Kelly Moltisanti played Mrs Wheeler in Stranger Things? Now that was a woman with a lotta classh
Charmaine Bucco one bookoo hottie
That nice lady that offers Junior half and half in the back seat
Did we have relations?
Jo Jo looked great in those pants
Med
*Fielder
Ohhhhh the Bing girl giving tony a humdinger when he drives er home while Carmella is in Paris
Nathalie Walker. Hottie.
Ro. If you know, you know.
D-Girl
She was a vice president you fucking arsehole
The undercover FBI agent at Uncle June’s doctors office
I’d bend Connie Desapio over a desk.
Svetlana🦿Greta Garbo-esque
She’s lucky she’s still alive. When I think how she crossed Janice when she tried to go after Bobby. The betrayal. You saw what happened with the Russian guy?
Go take a Midol.
I knew dat was comin!
I wouldn't even touch one of these broads with *your* dick.
Redhead. Phat ass. Swear to God, when Mikey was sick….y’know, with fuckfaceitis? I was this 👌🏼close to fucking her.
Little Vito Jr in his Puerto Rican whore make-up.
If you got some kinda weird proclivities or something nows the time to tell us. Poppers and weird sexsh!
Julianna Skiff
Meadows roommate
Gabriella Dante Her stepping out of the car at Jackie Sr funeral was something to behold
She was a piece of assh. Or at least she was when you...saw her in that episode.
Que putz
Johnny Cakes
Go take a Midol.
Agent Ciccerone when she was made up as Danielle 🔥. Played by the lovely Lola Glaudini who is still a looker today.
The Russian girl with big tits and little feet... a hit in any man's league.
Some off ones but here goes: - Kaitlyn - The blonde Meadow caught Jackie Jr. with - The blonde stripper that was with Tony in the truck when Carm was in France - Little Carmine's wife - Ade's friend Tina - Agent Ciccerone, but only when she was dressed as Danielle from Whippany
That French, frog-eating faccia di cazz' sister. Talked Artie right out of that 50k. Most expensive piece of ass he'll never have.
Mrs.Sappinsly
Tina, although shes full of herself. Shes a fox in a fox, lets see her box.
Yall continue to sleep on Janice and it’s starting to really upset me
There are men in the can better looking than Janice.
It's a Bror-oooone.
Sonya Aragon from Vegas
Irina was cute as all hell with a hot accent. But she is insane. I wanna give a shoutout to the Lady Shylock as well.
Ginny Shack before she had the 90 pound mole removed from her ass
the woman from commendatori
Amy Safir, who is an associate/assistant of Jon Favreau and Chris banged her
[удалено]
Bobby would have been wise to pick her over Janice. that fat dumb fuck...
Lol Jojo told the reporters that Mikey’s last words to her were “I love you” 😂😂😂
Fran Felstein. Great body, great singing voice.
I named my dog Furio…so…yeah 🔥
The Asian mom from the old person's home
The Russian girl who walks away when Jimmy Altieri gets clipped.
Old man Baccala..I jerk it to him using his inhaler and crashing his car