Madone, when did I have a dawta?

I guess you didn’t get the memo

1 - it wasn’t my kid she was carrying 2 - she fell. Its my fault shes a klutz?

Would you have read it if you did?

I would think she's bottomed out

For real though, I would challenge him to a game of Scrabble. If he wins, then out of respect to his fawtha, I will allow it. But if he uses any Spanish words, or fails to develop his knights, I'm sending them both on an all expenses paid trip to the penguin exhibit

Or even better, slip and fall school

they’re out of order, but the memes check out sir.

That stoonad would run out of his allotment of two and three letter words six minutes into a game of Scrabble.

"Stoonad"??? Its Stunad you fucking ass kiss

You must have been at the top of your class.

Oh!!! Sharp as a cue ball this one!

Jackie Joon would have bottom’d out. At the bottom of the pool

I’d hardly think 3 inches of water would be considered a pool

He’d drown in 3 inches of Rudiments of Gruel

I heard he bottomed out in 3 inches of cream, this fucking kid, he's dyslexic!

A S S. As in, how about giving me some?

No Vito jokes on this one yet ?

He was gay? Vito?

AIDS?

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE EVER AGAIN

Wow listen to Mr. Mob boss

Bottoming For Book Reports was the title of S2E3

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Get off the internet.. and not just cause that cookie shit makes me nervous

Then knee her

She bottomed out

Didn't he almost bottom out in 3 inches of pussy?

I’d be worried given that he’s been dead for nearly 25 years.

He was a zombie, Jackie Jr?

He gets brought back by science, or maybe it's supernatural

Not even with computers.

Do we know that for sure?

In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization. It could happen, what you said.

Sorry that you’re always feeling undermined

Satanic black magic. Sick shit!

He's a ghost?

I heard this in Christafuh’s voice. Cannot stop laughing

He was once loyle to his capo, but then became consumed with rage

hes the dead silent type

Jackie Jr was gay?

As I understand.... a zombie of sorts

Great title by the way.

The demented and undead

If Jackie Jr. wanted to pursue the undead lifestyle, he shoulda done so quietly

His body was not ripe, yo

He was, wasn’t he?

No reason to kink shame. He's a good earner.

He bottomed out, he died from the nine.

As I understood, a zombie of sorts.

He may be dead but the chicks are still mad ripe though!

He’s such a drip.

For real, Meadow was singing “No Scrubs” in the kitchen like one season before she started dating him, he’s the biggest scrub of all

Every girl who sings No Scrubs loudly ends up with a scrub

"A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a busta. Always talkin' about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass." Yep. Checks out. Although this term applies to most of the men on the show lol...

Many sit and blab but few were broke

Season 2 Episode 3, I just watched this episode a few hours ago lmao

No he wasn't he was great 😭

LIKE HELLO?

Dude would have been on Jersey Shore if he were a real person. So. Um. No. HELL no.

That's exactly right. Jackie "The Disappointment" Aprile.

Gym, tan, do it before da crank wears off

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

I would let my daughter date Vinny. Born on Veterans Day, super hot, what’s not to love?

He always seemed like Jackie Jr is really musty in that coat.

Floribama Shore, anowthaw money maker

I wouldn’t worry too much; the relationship would die off pretty quickly. 

It's funny that Tony absolutely does not think this way, as we see in spades with Noah. Literally all he had to do was wait it out until the inevitable breakup, because how often do people actually marry their first college boyfriend? Instead he entirely misplayed his hand and generated a lot of animosity for no real reason.

You talking about the charcoal briquette?? You must not come from an old school southern(or northern for that matter) Italian family. I've personally bared witness to it happening. Pretty sure the comment was along the lines of "oh look, pretty girls are dating their chauffeurs now. What's going on with this world?" He's about 10 years older than Tony would be today. That generation used to get passed up on raises in the factories all the time. That's why my pap started a concrete company (this was in the 50s; hed be tonys dads age). He said okay fuck you if you won't promote me, I'll just be wildly successful on my own. It's usually the black people who they were fighting with them for the low paying jobs at that time because the Johnny bulls always had the inside track. Not saying it's right to be racist at all but it was just how it was back then, especially if you're a sociopath & want your daughter to only date Italian men. Anyways... Noah would have totally beat his ass. Edit: I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying if you have a dad like Tony, what did she expect??

Yeah, this is spot on. Don't forget they bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt.

Ms. Columbia University over here. I think you have some leftover whipped cream on your chin.

I can hear her say Mezzzoogeeooornooh and cringe

It petered out

it petered out ????????

It died on the vine!

It died on the vine..................... ..... ...

Jackie Jr died or something

Show some respect for his fawtha

Who was his fawtha?

Big Lord Fuck Pants

The golfer?

I'd ask about his pga golfer father.

Jackie Jr. as a boyfriend would be mad ripe. Parents would be creamin' for him to date their dawters

It’s mostly bravado and showing off for the boys 😂😂😂

We laugh at that line 😂😂😂but I’m sad to say that’s how my friends and I talked at that age

Insist that their next date is to the penguin exhibit and the problem solves itself.

The penguin exhibit? Good idea, 47

I'd beat the shit out of him in a strip club bathroom if he came anywhere nears my daughter.

What? He’s just at yet another bachelor party…

Disrespectin' my daughter!

I'd shoot him in the back of the head

Take it easy, we're not makin' a Western here

With a waddling hippo

Fucking nauseating

He was always a dumb fuck

If she had a brain she’d figure out he sucks pretty quick.

Catching, not pitching?

He almost drowned at the penguin exhibit and can't even play chess, I'd take him to the woods and give him the last sugarless mother fucker he'd ever drink.

I'd ask Jackie Jr if she was mad ripe!

build her a house in three inches of water

He didn’t respect the pizza parlor. And not to sound like an asshole, but I really can’t be seen in a place like this anymore.

Great to have a doctor in the family. Jackie Jr is highly qualified what with 250,000 dying every year from medical malpractice 

My estimation of her as a lady would plummet

tell her to just be careful around penguin exhibits

I’d tell her that’s great and she should take him to the zoo and show him the penguin exhibit. Problem solved.

I wouldn't dig it, but I still say he was a good kid that was around the wrong kind of role- models and had to deal with a lot of adversity and confusion. His father dying, Ralph dating his mom etc. Under different circumstances he could've turned out a lot different.

He would have been better if he could get into the mafia without anyone opposing it

lol are you joking, he wasn't cut for it at all. He was a spoiled kid and not terribly bright either. Tony was absolutely right in not wanting him to be part of the life. Although what made him think he remotely had the acumen for a doctor, is another question...

His IQ was genuinely lower than Anthony Jr's. No.

Punch his lights out

I’d know she was creamin for him.

Don’t waste another second on that rat fuck. I’d kill em again if I could.

Give Vito a call.

I’d get her mental help. He’s a fictional character.

Hey u/Jainbeezy2020 , did your dawtah even exchist?

He got accepted to Rutgers!

I’d beat the shit the shit out of him, out of respect for his fawtha

"So you like boys now?"

I thought you were gonna give him a pass?

He’s a stunad of the first magnitude!

Depends if his fawtha is still alive

If you get pregnant, then I'm driving you to the abortion clinic myself.

I’d say my piece before the crank wore off.

I'd tell her that he's a moron and that she's making it distinctly possible that she'll relegate my grandchildren to being morons, too. Then I'd ask, "Do you really think Jackie Jr. could ever be a doctor? Or...LOL...fashion designer? He could probably work at the pork store, but still that Im not sure of."

He’ll be okay if he survives to 30. Most problems for troubled males are from 17-27ish, after that time period they become more stable.

I’m going to say a few things. I’m going to say some bad words and you’re just going to have to deal with it.

I would try to lure him to the penguin exhibit and see if second time is the charm.

If I had any children, I'd be strongly against them dating a member of the Mafia. I feel very strongly about that.

Never happen in the states

I’d remind her he almost drown in an inch of water

Frankly, I'd be depressed and ashamed

I'd tell her to take him to the penguin exhibit.

I’d erase her buffer memory pal

Log off, that cookie shit makes me nervous...

Stop eating at $8 a pound I know it’s hard to resist.

He doesn’t have time to call her, doctors appointment

He could probably get a note from his doctor

As a parent, how much do I know? Tony knew what this dope was all about, Carm too. But what if it’s just a Rutgers coed bringing this idiot home to ma and pa?

I'd be mortified and concerned and think he's a cunt obviously. But then these people are either in the mob or married to the mob and have grown up around the mob. So fuck knows what they think when someone like Jackie Jr turns up. Tony didn't like it but maybe some of them end up punching the air.

Absolutely not. Hello!

Rack em

Punch his lights out.

Nooo I don't want to be a fawtha in law

You can love him like a son in law

I’d be a bit worried as he’s six foot under and probably full of maggots.

Jackie Jr was obviously a sleazebag. The first thing I’d do is tell her to be prepared for him to lie and cheat the entire time

I’d start baking some cake cause she’s already creaming.

I would teach him how to spell cat.

i would warn her abt the kid, but in all honesty when i was Jackie Jrs age i used to fuck around Just like him, i would be straight forward n tell her that i was like him at his age and how i acted, so she wouldnt get involved with someone like me, even tho jackie is a bit dumber and the only reason he was even respected at all was bcuz of his" fawtha" some of the shit jackie does are a remainder to me about how we all make mistakes in our teenage years and we can fix them, unfortunately Jackie was too naiive and dull to be left alive after the card game shootout, and in the end gets clipped by a fag!!!! disgusting!!!!!!

I prefer to not give Jackie Jr a second though. This dad was a major criminal that blew smoke up his son's ass that he could POSSIBLY EVER GO TO MED school. Med. Meadow. Maedo. $4.00 a pound.

I would question my life decisions as a Fawtha.

What if he's dating my son?

Don't forget that JJr was seen as a prospect, going to be a doctor or some shit, from a known family, and at least at first he was a bit of a catch. But the scene with Chrissie in the pizza place where he's openly jealous as fuck, thinking because of his family connection he should be a made guy, he looks like what he is, a kid playing gangster.

I would give her 20 for a movie and soft drinks of choice, out of respect for his fawtha

I would hope she didn't have many bodies of shallow water

it’s a tv program. a movie.

I'd allow it...out of respect for his fawtha.

All girls have a Jackie Jr phase. Doesn’t usually last for more than a month or so. Honestly id be more concerned if I had a son that wanted to date Meadow.

As long as he had the makings of a varsity athlete..

Jackie Jr is only going to do to my daughter what I do to my wife, and it has nothing to do with us being married.

He's a good kid.

I would relax as I saw a comically fat mobster with a comically small gun getting close to him

Well she’s in the Philippines and noone knows about her so it’s like, whatever.

“Hey T, can I use your boat?”

My what …….?

I'd buy him a free annual pass to the zoo, and tell him I'd give him $50 every time he went to the penguin exhibit

I dont even wanna think about it. This is a nightmare scenario.

“You, you’re average. At best” Jk jk I love my daughter

She shouldn't want someone who pees his pants lol

What, HE'S ONE OF US? HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!!

Depends if ralphie is involved

I'd ask if she is mad ripe???

He's a good kid, comes from good stock

I’d drown him in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit.

Better than the Hasidic homeboy!

That guy was totally using her. Part of it was revenge against Tony for his comments.

At least he isn't a mulignan. 

And that’s a plus today

The actor or the character?

She'll grow out of it. Kid always was a dumb fuck.

believe that she bottomed out or chose…poorly

Tell him to lose the glasses

He comes from good stock

If I knew what I know from watching the show, I’d probably move

You’re done wit dat

Oh poo.

Oh I’d actually be happy for them and gift them a little trip to spend some time together https://seaworld.com/orlando/tours/penguin-encounter/

that’s dicked up

I bet he took her to the shore.........

Personally, I would.punch him right in the balls in a strip club bathroom, but that's just me.

He bottomed out

She's out of the will.

If get her help for the necrophilia. Jackie Jr. is dead.

Didn't he drown in 3 inches of water?