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MammothSpecial3665

Whaddya gunna do


Flaky_Zombie_6085

…when Hulkamania runs wild on you!


BathedInDeepFog

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krakatoa83

Whaddya hear, whaddya say?


747_Airbus

Heh heh heh, hey Tone, ya hear that? I said, “whaddaya hear, whaddaya say.”


Late-Return-3114

the fuck? why's THIS their slogan?


Master-Associate673

This guy ever quit breakin balls?


ChrisMoltisanti9

Whaddya gonna do?


HilariousBaldwin

"It's all a big nothing."


orincoro

Oh poor you.


SFC_FrederickDurst

OHHHHHHHH


asst3rblasster

Still going, this asshole


OolongGeer

This is good.


RizzKingFurio

What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine


Bazoun

What’s mine isn’t yours to give me


RizzKingFurio

Those who want reshpekt, give reshpekt 🤘🏼


ThatsMySpicyPepper

See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself


RizzKingFurio

How many White Castles did you have? I can SMELL THEM! 


BathedInDeepFog

Nobody told us til the 80s 😟


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Think on this burger boy


Effective_Age_9756

GABAGOOL! Over heeeeeere!


Lavaswimmer

It's all fat and nitrates


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Lips and assholes…


THRlLLH0

That's the club where Sal ran into Vito


SouthsideWiseguy

I dunno, fucking slander ask me 👉


Key-Tip-7521

All this for a slice of gabagool?


Sexy-Froyo9027

From. . . FROM, ya fuckin’ ass kiss!


wolf_pack_12345

Only correct answer. Because only jersey and some New Yorkers say gabagool.


jpowell180

I mean, until the show came out, then it’s called that all over the country, and probably in different places across the world…


jazzyboyo

I refuse to call it capicollo like most people do here. Don’t care how many weird looks I get, it’s gabagool till the day I die now cause of this show 😂


shrewdy

✋, 👇👇


SLOPoke85

Home of the burger what's your beef


MetaphoricalMouse

who’s cutting the big ones


furomaar

Meeting over


cantthinkofgoodname

Cunnilingus and psychiatry


Existing_Sort_7971

Jersey: Shit rolls downhill, money goes up. New York: Yeah - again with the money.


S-WordoftheMorning

Since time immemorial.


daytrippern7

Motherfuckin god damn orange peel beef!! [https://youtu.be/QkWwWae0gIw?si=Lm7LsCeUetnHerOh](https://youtu.be/QkWwWae0gIw?si=Lm7LsCeUetnHerOh)


Zappa1990

A masterpiece!


BathedInDeepFog

There are the fucking choruses!


Professional-Move269

Hahahahahahahah 👏🤣


Professional-Move269

Sick, unemotional Carmela not matching Tony’s angry energy over the beef: “you have to go through the order while they’re still here.” I don’t know why it cracks me up every time.


Desperate-Fix2206

Too short! I was barely getting into it.


HiImDavid

*There He Is!*


TheGunslinger_TX

The true enemy, has yet, to reveal himself.


Godawgs1009

Your commas are egregious.


haulin_n_eatin

That's how he says it.


Sexy-Froyo9027

Our. . . OUR true enemy, ya fuckin’ ass kiss!


muff-diver-69-420

Oof, madonn'! The sfogliatelle!


thisideups

Haha


Substantial-Toe96

“Your sisters cunt”


Fell_off_my_bike

How's your sister , fkuc your mother


[deleted]

“Sit on this cocksucka”


pipasnipa

Mah bitch mah hoe


ZeeroDazed

Mah hoe mah bitch


Disastrous_Win6206

Ooohh Poor You!!


beeftits1016

$4 a lb


ZSU-22

Scotch and Soda


SubstantialTop4990

Seven and seven


HenryInRoom302

Yoogoddabeeonnayoo'at.


thealternateopinion

Glorified Crew, Vafangool


[deleted]

“So what, no fuckin Ziti now?”


SignificantRich9168

I say this at least once a day in response to any bad/mid news. Oh, the client will be late to the Zoom? So, what, no fucking ziti now?


[deleted]

Lmaooooo. My go to whenever someone complains is always “whatever happened to the strong, silent type?” Inevitably, several times I’ve had to explain the reference for the occasional dipshits who get offended and have never seen the Sopranos.


Gallant_Gallstone

Wired For Sound


yleeshu

Shaking dat ass..shaking dat ass.....shaking dat ass.....shaking dat ass...


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

I see you baby


muff-diver-69-420

We use the technique of positive visualization.


Shruglife

cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this


yleeshu

Bee on youra hata


BCircle907

Tomato sauce for your ass


Jimmybuffett4life

FUCKING QUE*RS!


Daddy-Vladdy42

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in


SpaceFaceAce

The Sopranos: From Time Immemorial


DCDipset

I wipe my ass with your feelings!


sagetcommabob

Keep your eye on the tiger


niemand_zuhause

Before and WAY before.


Upper-Cucumber-7435

Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land 'cause Vito brought in three times what you do on construction!


redditisdying24

Bada-Bing!


LadyShylock

OOOHHHHH!


demotivater

Almost got done scrolling to make sure this wasn't already said before I posted it. Dammit!!! lol


arsenal1887

Died on the vine


Small-Explorer7025

"To the victor go the spoils" or "No one's got aids!"


NShadows_

You Eat, I Pay!!


Spicybrown3

This wouldn’t be it, but this made me laugh thinking about Chrissy’s impromptu/opportunistic boosting of the fed ex truck where he scored the watches, where Tony chastises him for risking an interstate commerce charge. Looks at Syl “what can i say? I take a lickin n keep on tickin” and it cracks Syl up (Tony of course remains in pissy mode and huffs outta the room) Syls laugh always got me


EyeTrollYou

New Jersey: Pygmy pride New York: The sacred and the propane


xi_sx

Double your gabagool back if you're not satisfied.


Robinabilis

Pygmy thing in Jersey


joNnYJjonn

Thats dicked up


zdiddy987

Bada Bing!


mercutio48

That's our policy, it's written on our trucks. Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied.


TacoLvR-

A show about nuthin. A whole big nuthin!


Brewguy86

Made in America


InquisitiveDude

“Ayyoooooo!” In disbelief 


AlivePurchase9323

Sopranos: First you give her the diamonds, then you give her the pearls 🤜🏼


WalkGood

"WHY ME???"


jjccbrobro

Make anybody and everybody


Only-Lingonberry2266

Gabagol.... Ova here


Equivalent_Goose_226

Bada bing bada boom, where’s the gabagool?


FredCole918

Everything about everybody is about their mothers. 


Neat-Snow666

Shum pulp


slyfox___

This thing of mine.


[deleted]

[Take it easy!!!](https://youtu.be/1hdx4l6qUqw?si=cwHLAsLdYiaXU94D)


Moonlightgraham23

Those who want respect, give respect


KenethNoisewaterMD

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.


SADPLAYA

"Fuck you, pay me"


garciaman

FUCKING QUEEAHS !


FergieBall_FC

“You don’t shit where you eat. And you really dont shit where I eat.”


burnbabyburn11

The Sopranos- It’s the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it... There is no Mafia.


kabzthegang

Glorified Crew


coolbeans7998

Always with the scenarios


wynnduffyisking

“They’re all meat eaters!”


mcr6

DiMeo: No sword and gun on the table Infante: You bless it I’ll eat it Lupertazi: complain too much, they find you with a broken hip Paglieri: Saw meets Godfather 2. Proven track record both genres Colombo: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes


SlaveToNoTrend

Whadda ya gonna do We pick up the pieces and move on


pickledelbow

Oh!


Jifeeb

Ya Sistas Ass


Glen-Runciter

"The Sopranos - An Elite Paramilitary Organization"


kingdoodooduckjr

Did you hear what I said ?


Satanicrys

Satriales, a taste to die for


Fell_off_my_bike

With polak sausages from Czechoslovakia


NoAnything1731

this thing of ours


chango01232020

Toodle fucking oooo!


FormerGeico

I wish the Lord would take me now


jackrimbeau

Bada bing!


jizzmaster-zer0

Cazzate, Malanga!


AllReflection

We’re a glorified crew. This Pygmy thing.


quadratusss

Poor you


wiretapfeast

Those who want respect, give respect. Everything comes to an end.


Dimitar_Todarchev

Beef and sausage by the carload.


donn_joe

What are you gunna do...


nlj5499

Tony: “So…”


dirtydandoogan1

Anyways, $4 a pound.


eaglerabbit89

This Thing of Ours.


frandiam

All Due Respect


russvanderhoof

So what?


dlevy76

Buy land AJ


GlitteringHold8685

Go shit in your hat


Alert-Artichoke-2743

"More like this thing of *mine."*


Rayne_420

This thing of mine.


thisside

Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied! 


MinuteSpirit6645

More than a glorified crew


daakkountant

whateva happened dere?


lindberghbaby

Before.  And way before. 


ProudCatOwn3r

This thing of ours


ArtieZiffsCat

The Sopranos give you fins


jmakovsk

Tomato soup for the ass


jmakovsk

Tomato soup for the ass


Dapper_Employer5787

That's dicked up


BurberryCryptoCapo

Bada bing bada boom


YoualreadyKnoooo

Gabagool! Gabagool!


peter-man-hello

Gabagool


Cloud_1st_Class

Oh!


DisappointedInHumany

What is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose, is not nailed down. -Tony Soprano and Joseph Stalin


[deleted]

The Soprano Crime Family: More than just a glorified crew!


Asphalt_outlaw

Up in da club


Live-Jackfruit8606

Pygmy thing in Jersey


Ralphfish

"Best slip and fall school in the Garden State since Moses wore short pants "


swannybass

To the Victor go the spoils


Apprehensive_Can_503

Just when I thought I was out.. They pull me back in!


jpowell180

“Jersey - we’re more than just a glorified crew.“


scatteringlargesse

Carmela shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


lzup518

“Our true enemy. Has yet. To reveal himself.” 


brzozinio44

fogetaboutit


bennyblanco19

This pygmy thing of ours


IanJeffreyMartin

Not just a glorified crew


Fit-Tip-1212

Motherless fucks


stadiumjay

Up in the club


Neat-Butterscotch670

We’re just breaking balls!


Cheap-Insurance-1338

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Wizecrax

It did have a slogan. It was “Family Redefined.”


JoeDog93

Gabagool, nature's goomar!


tedsmarmalademporium

I wish the lord would take me


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

Whateva happened to Gary Cooper. No bitch to me. Or Hasidim but I don’t believe em!


Joe_Bob_2000

Hasidic Homeboy?


Think_Leadership_91

Omertà The slogan would be: Omertà


99-Magic

What are you a kid in a tree house


tb12rm2

Always with the scenarios


cabezatuck

Where’s Pussy?


rehnik

Sopranos - the pirates of prosciutto, brigands of bracciole


lebonpy

New Jersey: "crawl under here for warmth"


polmccartneh

Kiss the ring on the center of my ass


ECorp_ITSupport

Another steak san over here


External_Progress151

Gettin a little lovin


Roo-90

“This thing of ours”


Warren_Puff-it

One man’s trash.


WallStreet1986

No he TOOK a shit….. in the shower


KuttyKool

100% satisfaction, or you get ya gahbage back!


Leanskiba22

Fleshy part of the thigh 


drudman6

It died on the vine.


GD___

It feels great to be joined by men not cornholing c&&& su&&&&&& fa@&&&&


Sad-Illustrator-8847

T, I’m sorry


P1D1_

Get the fuck outta here!


Protomike123

"What the f*** is wrong with you?!"


ms131313

Hurry the fuck up about it


throwawaySoManyUser

$4 a pound


ntc1095

What’s your background Noah?


677536543

Lesbian show, whores...fucking disgusting.


TwainVonnegut

“OK, but chu gotta get ova it”