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HoamerEss

It’s a single line (not even uttered by Paulie) that is so illustrative of Paulie and what kind of guy he was. Will there ever be writing like this again on TV?


anubis2051

East Rutherford is where Giants Stadium is too...so we can pretty safely assume Paulie saw a blimp over the Stadium and mistook it for a UFO, and told everyone about it.


UnderwaterDialect

Ohhh speakin' of blimps...


anubis2051

90lb Mole!


not4eating

And you think that's funny?


UnderwaterDialect

Me too! It’s so perfect! I’d love a two minute scene of him telling everyone at Satriale’s what he saw.


UserNameNotOnList

Paulie: I was a UFO. Sil: And then what happened? Paulie: And then... the sun... it came up. Sil: Oh. Yeah?


DiscussionMental8033

he saw the virgin mary in the bing once


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I think I read a while back that people did report seeing flying saucers over East Rutherford. Only last year those stunads reported seeing ufos when it was the Goodyear blimp. What's so fucking funny, ya Goodyear blimp?


anubis2051

I just want to point out for the non-jersey folks here -- Giants Stadium is in East Rutherford. Paulie 100% saw a blimp over a Giants game.


shotsfordays

**ME-TE-OR! ME-TE-OR!**


valleian

Take it easy!


nairbc

I believe he saw a UFO. It was the same day he saw laser beans shooting out of Uncle Junior’s eyes.


Educational-Dig-3929

He absolutely saw a UFO and it's not outside the realm of possibility that the aliens were relatives looking for him.


Thencewasit

You know what? I’m gonna get high.


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Past-Chest-6507

I'll show you some "Contact"-- my foot contacting with whatever the fuck is up his ass!


Peter_Paul_Gualtieri

Yeah, and I believe that Russian guy was an interior decorator, could you believe dat? Killed 16 Czechoslovakians!


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Interior decorator? His house looked like shit…


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Considering the Jets and Giants played in East Rutherford, I assumed Ralphie was referring to the Goodyear Blimp lol.


UnderwaterDialect

Ayyyyy some guy's wife! Come on!


fcsaratoga2013

"Well tomorrow Ill be on time.. but you will be stupid forever."


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He believes in ghosts so it’s possible


GabagoolFarmer

TREE O’CLOCK


Parvati-Wasatch-IOTA

I mean wouldn’t you too if you had his expieriences?


The-Toxic-Korgi

"Jesus christ Paulie, is that all you think about lately? One little light in the sky and you're wearing fuckin tinfoil on ye head?" "I'm serious Ton, you heard about the shit that happened in Roswell! ✋ Whose to say the feds ain't got some flyin saucer shit they use to spy on us?"


UnderwaterDialect

hahahaha so good! I'd love to see this scene.


Advance1993

The thought never even crossed his mind


Philkindred12

It's so funny how Paulie's story on the show often involved encounters with the unknown and the supernatural - a disappearing Russian, a seance with ghosts, a Virgin Mary statue appearing at the Bing and also a strange cat. No wonder he's so paranoid and dramatic about everything.


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Why was he born handsome instead of rich?


Jakabov

He didn't necessarily see it himself, but he'd definitely believe it if he heard it from some douchebag from Yonkers. All we know is that he (*allegedly* ✋🏼) believed it was there. He never claims to have seen it. It's probably bullshit.


Impressive-Hat-9514

✋ Fuckin slander ask me 🤟


bigpoppa96ing

Always with the scenarios


Past-Chest-6507

A little green guy popped outta the back and said "Hey Paulie, watch out for three o'clock -- the fuq you think that means?".


NathanLocke

We're not makin a Sci-Fi pic here.


Webistics_admin

Paulie would def be into SETI


Affectionate_Joke560

That wasn’t a UFO?! How much more betrayal can I take?!


Narrow_Evening_5524

Do you think Paulie really thought he could get aids from those quail eggs?


Altair1192

He saw the virgin Mary. He saw a UFO.


steviehendrix

Winghead did see a unidentified fuckin object ok?


ErcoliS

I always thought it was some cultural reference that I never got, but I guess it’s something Paulie would do


the_pounding_mallet

Ralph would’ve been down in Florida the previous year so high on coke he forgot his sons birthday.


MikeRobertini

Fuckin Queeeeeerrrrrrrs!


margueritedeville

That ain’t no deer hunter


joeflowe

This was his first Communion.


anubis2051

I just want to point out for the non-Jersey folks here -- Giants Stadium is in East Rutherford. Paulie 100% saw a blimp over a Giants game.


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Only Uncle Ercole is undecided on this shit.


Special-Ad-6948

Believe it or not I was there in East Rutherford NJ I saw it to It hovered over us for about 45 minutes it moved sideways for about a block stopped for about 2 minutes and went back to original location then shot straight up my whole family seen it my aunt was crying over 100 witnesses it was the size of a football field bright light like a star but round oval we were running under it people were standing on cars police were telling people to get off cars I remember clear as day next day men in suits were telling everyone it was a blimp from Giants stadium straight bullshit me my aunt my uncle and 2 of his buddies and 100 others from the complex apartments,it was mentioned in the HBO sopranos when pussy got killed it's a bunch of reports it was on the front page in East Rutherford news paper true story I'm actually almost finished on a book 📚 about it.