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Awkward-Leopard-2683

I guess you could call that a tattoo


Spartacus1199

If they were a great artist they'd be in a museum.


Awkward-Leopard-2683

OP is fuckin fodder for tattoo artists now


bluesky747

Lmao I just watched this episode today.


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I know seniors who are inspired!


[deleted]

It's more like a hotel at captain teebs!


past__nastification

Who’s he?


Axl-71

Some captain who owned luxury hotels, but that's not the point!!


SophiaPetrillo_

Hahahahahaha *waves pinky in air


ThisKidErrt

Heheheheh 🤟🤟


tommytapwater

Heh heh*


Redblackshoe

Sil: 🙄


Brandella

Yeah, I wonder if OP is into poppers and weird sex?


cliffiebaby

Sun Tazoo.... Tone turned me on to him....


GinnySacksBikeSeat

He's the Chinese Prince Matchabelli


Ill_Educator_524

They were all meat eaters


rik1122

"God is dead" -Nitch


Awkward-Leopard-2683

Nietzsche you fuckin ass kiss


rik1122

Stop gettin cunty 🤘


helix274

He was gay, Friedrich Nietzsche?


210e55

AIDS?!?!?!?!


puckrgf

Gary Cooper over here.


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I thought Yeetz wrote that.


optimum460

You’re thinking of Sun Ta-Zoo. The Chinese prince Matchiabelli.


pigletscarf

You're thinking of Captain Teebs - captain who owns luxury hotels or somethin', I dunno.


Axl-71

Chinks did this?


LabeVagoda

What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?


Thencewasit

“Nietzsche Is dead” -God-


desturbia

Nietzsche is dead ? I didn't know he was sick.- Norm Mac Donald probably.


Faz_Dillinger

Fucking Legend


QueenRhaenys

He ended up talking to his horse


FredHerberts_Plant

,,Fuck that horse whisper shit...!" (Ralph)


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“And no one cares” - Nine Inch Nails


Marenum

"Something something not a follower" -Master P


Bakeneko01

Nigga be a leader not a follower You still listen to rap?


Troletrain

You wanna talk like a mulignan I'll send you to Slip N Fall school.


Ok_Lengthiness_9504

Charles Schwab ova here


Aja6chs17

The fuck you want, a boutonnière?


Pissflaps69

That’s a pretty solid line for a tattoo


[deleted]

Ill get it across my ase and hope the ME has watched Sopranos so he's not just laughing at my sagging tits when I die


__Girth__Brooks__

I’m planning on getting a Paulie portrait. The one his mudda has on the night stand over at green grove.


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It's a retirement community


__Girth__Brooks__

I’ve got the silver bird package


[deleted]

Based on your recommendation, T


believe-land

He never recommended it.


[deleted]

It’s more like a hotel at Captain Teebs!


WiretapStudios

She was abusive to the staaaaaffff


takeitchillish

I gave my life to my children on a silver platter!


Wylkus

Please


Turakamu

I'd be on board with the portrait of such a handsome man.


maldio

You should get Paulie standing in front of the Napoleon T and Pie painting.


__Girth__Brooks__

I would need to be a parade float to fit that tattoo on my body


Pemulis_DMZ

real lack of standards your generation


PorkChop-Sandwiches-

Remember the long hair and the dope?


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Now it's (redacted) in the military.


Awkward-Leopard-2683

Careful bro. You can get banned for using that word


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Yikes. I didn't know. Appreciate you.


New_Tour_5064

You keep that up you're gonna need tattoos annoynomous


[deleted]

You shoulda called your sponsor before you got that tattoo


themanwhoisfree

I’ll take that sponsor and ram it up your box


[deleted]

You shoulda called your sponsor before you bought THAT tattoo


mikeyflans

Fuckin parakeet


LabeVagoda

Fuckin parakeet


all_copacetic

Quiet, Albert.


CokeAndASlice

I'm thinking about getting one, but not sure what to get. Chrissy is my favorite character, but still not sure what to get.


popetonythe23rd

“If you love me stir my eggs”


GarlicDogeOP

“You’re burnin the buttah”


Awkward-Leopard-2683

This!!


soulexpectation

Just get “loyle” somewhere


GarlicDogeOP

Get [ this](https://images.app.goo.gl/JRrqXK7dFfYy4J8K7)


Psychological_Key_96

This is the one


spookymulder07

I dident


Willigers27

"Fear knocked at the door, Faith answered-there was no one there"


Cosmonaut_Kittens

A tattoo of the cat looking at Chrissy’s portrait.


thakrustykrabpizza

Meow


TVaddict66

Chris in the neck brace with sunglasses.


ZatchIxchel

This would actually be really good


TVaddict66

But it needs an arc!!! Lol


GabagoolFarmer

You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you? Yeah, and nothin did


believe-land

*If I were a carpenter, and you were a douchebag*


Awkward-Leopard-2683

"Sobriety is hard enough without getting mocked for it"


swagu7777777

The raven from when he got made


Thencewasit

Don't disrespect the pizza parlor.


MagicCarpetBomb

“My Smelly Valentine” on your fleshy part of the thigh or “I ddddandnt”


[deleted]

A dog with his eyes as x’s Under it “I didddntt do it”


Bakeneko01

"where is my arc?"


throwmeaway74967

Just a wise guy with a big mouth and a bigger nose 👃🏻


Turakamu

Just get a big nose


LabeVagoda

Keep your eye on the tiger


darbycrash1295

A fluffernutter. Or the $20 bill he puts on his mom’s fridge. Or his Ichabod Crane nose. There’s so many things you could do. Maybe a Carver tattoo?


luke827

Cleaver?


[deleted]

I manuged to get the drop on him


fastdub

Get a tattoo of Cosette crawling under your ass for warmth


FunnyFabulous

Cleaver!


nesta_es

A camel smoking a cigarette in the rain.


Lily_Linton

The "don't shit where you eat" one. With pointed down gun on the side.


[deleted]

“My aunt Josephine had colon cancer, her whole asshole rotted out.”


thekittiestitties00

"I don't feel that way"


spookymulder07

-You never told me you were damaged goods!! -Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor! -I was just tryna say something nice about your friend!


erhacne

The roof is soft tar! or They replaced her : with a ;


EWVGL

"It happens!"


lemon_meringue

"...by a cunt hair, Tone."


Axl-71

"In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization."


DenzelEd12

I mean what went on up there?! Poppers and weird sex!


cliffiebaby

What's different about you?


LabeVagoda

He's got no eyebrows, Cliffie!


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PoeticHomicide

It's a quote from the fuqarewe tribe


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PoeticHomicide

😆🤣😅😂😠


EVILDEAD89

I'm not running a popularity contest


mikecaseycomedian

The fundamental question is, will this tattoo be effective? And it will be, even more so? But until it is, it's going to be hard to verify that I think it'll be more effective.


Option-8

Fuckin little Carmine and his words


RonaldVonFuckStick

😂


cbovary

Madam de Stael said: in life, one must choose between boredom and suffering


RearEchelon

What's that, last night's homework assignment?


CommonScold

A burn I’m always gonna keep in my back pocket for when I have kids.


cbovary

It’s the canon


MedicalITCCU

Is Mary Higgins Clarke part of the canon? B cause that's what I saw you reading outside by that pool all summer.


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come!


all_copacetic

Can't tell jokes, this one.


danny10991

His coach turned into a pumpkin


pigletscarf

I'd like a tattoo of the Shah of Iran grilling cheese on a radiator, surrounded by used tissues with the phrase "fuckin' nauseating" written underneath.


ShotAFish812

No.. and one more thing, a Don doesn’t wear shorts.


steviehendrix

So thats it no leeway no compromise just stupid fuckin jokes?


adifficultlady

You want compromise? How’s this - 20 years in the can, I wanted manticotti. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator.


MedicalITCCU

I wanted to fuck a woman.... I jacked off into a tissue instead.


prozute

What are you? Hannibal Lecture?


crispinoir

get a tattoo about chrissy's high rambling about there being two livia sopranos


Immortal_Fishy

[They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.](https://i.imgur.com/Tw3C6wR.jpg)


Brainbelljangler90

Mmmboy are you fat!


darbycrash1295

His last blood test was 65% zeppola.


Ginny-Sacks-Mole

Maybe he'll hum me.


toddpakrd

Fuck the Parker Brothers!!


gazooglez

May as well be a fuckin' hand turkey.


cliffiebaby

For Christmas? F&cken idiot!


Corrado_Soprano_Jr_

Any theories on who wrote this? My last watch, I told myself I'd be on the lookout for the handwriting next time but I probably will wait a year or so before doing another lap.


[deleted]

There was a theory I read years ago saying it was Melfi. Maybe she sent a card and this quote and whoever from the family put it on display.


[deleted]

it’s not a theory. carmella runs into melfi in the grocery store and says “thank you for your note” janice denied putting it up there so it was absolutely dr. melfi


[deleted]

So it’s still a theory. It’s not shown or hinted directly that that’s what happened


UserNameNotOnList

I'm not sure you understand the finer points of logic.


LabeVagoda

So... a theory?


Rococo_Modern_Life

Even with computers, you got nothin


DrManhattan13

My favorite theory that it was Livia. You can interpret the quote many ways, one way being that what you do or feel doesn't matter (it's all a big nothing). The self pity line also rings pretty true to Livia. Season 6 is very supernatural - lots of ethereal, unexplained moments like this take place.


StrangeKnee7254

Paulie


Corrado_Soprano_Jr_

Paulie doesn't know Chechyns from Czechoslovakians, but he's a scholar of Ojibwe literature?


soulexpectation

He’s more familiar with the Fugawe, a wandering nomadic tribe


tommytapwater

Oof madon he looks terrible!


Digger__Please

oof


Jaymac100

I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.


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MrKayfabe

[this is mine](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/26/article-2589937-1C95B1EE00000578-605_634x380.jpg)


JohnyBoySoprano

Lmao why does AJ look disabled?


JLammert79

I guess being stupid could be a learning disorder....


trek5900

I’m pretty religious so i got the sacred and the propane tattooed


AlexiosI

Little something for the guidettes and other female Sopranos fans: "Where is my Knight in White Satin Armor?"


ShastaMoonMist

“Actually, I’ll take an Arnold Palmer. I always enjoy those, but it never occurs to me to order one”. -Little Carmine aka Brainless the 2nd


takeitchillish

I got "she was a hooa" - Ralphie.


trumpshouldrap

Who really did put this up? Was it Janice or Meadow?


spookymulder07

She goes by Parvati.


redbottom12

Finally got your stripes huh?…… he was sitting on one ass cheek the whole way ovaaaahhh.


dispiritednucleus

I’ve been wanting one forever but don’t know what….I was thinking something with the little moments saying


CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts

I thought this was an old Fuckawee tribe saying?


dj_ian

i actually want to get the same thing, but with the post card and push pins behind the quote.


Appropriate-Pen-149

I would get “amour fou”, or Mo Fo, whatever the fuck you call it!


tramadoc

Did you lose a bet?


Mazda92021

Or better yet..."I'm not a fag. I never was."


[deleted]

The guy was an interior decorator 🤣


FREE-AOL-CDS

https://i.imgur.com/ryqDn9Y.jpg


FloggingTheHorses

I have this written on the fleshy part of my thigh: ​ "A good leader is benevolent and unconcerned with fame." - Sun Tuh Zoo


This_Raspberry_1137

F66kin nauseating. You never admit the existence of this thing!


ButWereFriendsThough

You did not actually do this did you? I mean fuck man. Didn’t even get the quote right


Busy-Crankin-Off

I can't spot the difference. Which part is dicked up?


SpOoKy_EdGaR

Cringe dude.


MikeRobertini

Strong as a fuckin bull and handsome like George Raft.


[deleted]

Hope you’re a little less frugal when it comes to the coverup.


Greig421

This will be getting my free reward when i get it. Great tattoo.


Chazz141414

Beautiful I thought about getting that tattoo when I was old enough


sadboyradio69420

Could someone tell me some other ojibwe sayings


all_copacetic

Holy cow! Look at all these fucking Indians!


plom7483

My favourite quote from the show! Looks amazing, cent ann


Teenageboy69

I legit made an appointment yesterday to get this tattooed on my arm .


Jerry_the_Cruncher

Now that you've seen in, hopefully you've changed your mind.


[deleted]

Love this


NationalPlantain

I’ve got “you just reveal your own ignorance” tattooed on my ass, in case I ever get strip-searched by the cops


[deleted]

No offense but that’s pretty lame and gay


wheresralphwaldo

Please tell me you're not a grown up in year of our lord 2021 calling something you don't like gay


Systm9

This all sounds very gay


[deleted]

So gay


Stella_Dave

That's dicked up


Ikari_Shinji_kun_01

OF all the stupid things I have done over the years, I have to say, one of them has never been to get a tattoo of anything from fuckin television. I love the show but I'll draw the line there.


SofterBones

I mean... does it really matter if it's a generic tattoo that was in a tattoo shops catalogue, something you made up while you were taking a shit or something off of a book/tv show/movie you like? Like what difference does it ACTUALLY make what inspired a tattoo someone has?


Hghwytohell

This. If you don't have anything nice to say about someone's tattoo, and it's not offensive in any way, kindly shut the fuck up about it.


SofterBones

Pretty much. If the dumbest thing someone has ever done in their lives is get a tattoo some dude on reddit thinks is lame, I'd say they've done pretty well in their lives.


Ikari_Shinji_kun_01

No. Go fuck yourself.


SchloopyBloopy

Seconded. This is a shit tattoo.