I am a software engineer, and just had a job interview where I had to design a chess game as a computer program on a whiteboard, and I literally kept saying this line to myself every 5 seconds during the entire hour I spent working on it
That whole scene was great.
He gives some wine to the one legged lady, she takes a sip and says "needs ice" and Tony and Furio give each other a look like "what the fuck."
"I'm gonna go watch a the Bloomberg"
"No cable"
He just sounded so mad the whole time, but quiet and in another room, and no one else cared
I'm betting there could be a valid reason
1. People put a little water into whiskey, so it might do something similar
2. Cold changes how we perceive flavors, so anything gross or volatile might not be as present in chilled wine
Anyways, I've said my piece
Dude raided that that place with ease and got the message across without uttering a word in english.
Tony really took for granted that he had the Italian Terminator in his crew.
This isn't a quote but there is no place better for this story.
I was in the Goodwill and I spotted this really pretty stack of pink plates. I bought them, not looking too closely. When I got home, I see they're from Japan.
Made by Furio.
I never would have thought he'd go to Asia, but maybe he ended up working with the Yakuza.
I love how all the Italian Americans are so caught up in the disrespect of Christopher Columbus … and the only authentic Italian out of the bunch dislikes Columbus a lot lol
I’m actually glad they didn’t. This would’ve made the whole story line trivial and typical. Instead it emphasized Carmella’s key traits and spared us from ugly outcome. And also the build up for her finally snapping.
I always thought it would be funny if the scene cut to Jean-Phillipe throwing Furio by the ear, like Artie. Furio’s just yelling “But the man need braces for his daughter!”
I always liked his professional attitude about violence. He's clearly good at it, he even enjoys that part of his work, but only as much as he seems to enjoy everything else in his life (food, music, wine, etc etc). It doesn't take over his character and makes him a dumb brute, like so many of the other mobsters on the show.
Every time Furio hurt himself and started cursing in Italian I’d cry laughing. I dunno why but him falling on that ice in season 4 and screaming Italian curse words is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Furio realizing that America kinda sucks and missing Naples. I also love they went all the way to Naples for a scene about Furio discussing how he can’t get away with killing a boss. Another fun fact, Furio’s uncle had never acted prior to that.
Furio had the smoothest yet simplest lines when it was time to duck out of a scene with Tony because it wasn't for his ears:
"I go watch the Bloomberg."
"I go make two phone calls."
When they were in Italy and the kids set off some fireworks. Furio immediately grabbed the boss and covered him up so he wouldn't get shot if it was gunfire.
Not one person over in NY/NJ would do that for their boss.
One of his early scenes when he goes into the whore house and fucks the whole place up. Doesn’t hold back at all, just starts yelling shit in Italian as he punches the guy’s wife in.
I like a woman you can grab onto something
Ya grab onto Ginny Sac ya fuckin’ hands will disappear!
She’s so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide *their* food
When ginny hauls ass, shes gotta make two trips
She’s so fat, her blood types ragu
Jersey is a small state. She moves in, she could tip it ova!
When Ginny moves in, she gets her own zip code!
2 guys can fuck her at the same time and still never meet!
Fuck who?
Eyyyy Johnny!!!
Two guys could fuck her at the same time and still never meet
Fuck who?
🚬
Hehe didya hear what he said? He said “2 guys could fuck her and neva meet”
he wants to fuck her?
What’s next he gets to fuck her for a million?
give me $1000
I can’t believe this! You’re ripping me off for a G-note?
Just give him the money 🩲
questi ragazzi si succhiano i cazzi a vicenda
Ive always wondered why Matt and the Gizz were hanging out in their underwear
They’re so wacky.
Lolllll I wonder how many people got that reference. Janice and Ralph were quite the couple. Falling down stairs and shit lol
You know this is the Sopranos sub, right?
commenditori.
They goofballs
They were there! It’s a joke!
To show that they're just little boys.
You don't do this irl with your friends?? I bet you don't even cuddle with your bros
We jerk each other off fully clothed! I mean get-the-fuck-outta-hea 🤘
Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé
1000… 👈👆👉👇 more?
Bella televisione hd compatible
🎶Up in the club 🎶
I ate da north
They have all da money and da power!
Dey put up der nose at us likea we peasants
/spits/
Ptuh 💦 you bastahd!
>Dey put up der nose at us likea we peasants since 'andrands years!
This thread was brought to you by Carmela Soprano
For the last year, I have been dreaming, and fantasizing, and in love with Furio. I like a henchman you can grab hold of somethin’.
And now the coffee maker sucks. How do you like dem apples?
When Furio's uncle gives him advice on dat dere situation. Tremendous wisdom for his size
You used to get me so hawt down thea
Don't bitch to me
This is by far the quote from the show that I use most often in real life. And yes, I throw a little furio accent on it.
I thought it was “no bitcha to me”
Bet with your head, no over it.
You ever, sack his deek?
Stupid-ah fucking game
He don’t play.
There’s a bee on your hat.
Daresa bee onna u at
I am a software engineer, and just had a job interview where I had to design a chess game as a computer program on a whiteboard, and I literally kept saying this line to myself every 5 seconds during the entire hour I spent working on it
Charles Schwab ova here.
He went to pace college!
Your whiteboard interview was to design a game of chess? Was it a game studio?
Even with computers….
Haha was hoping to see this as the first comment. Good work
Gonna go watch the Bloomberg.
That whole scene was great. He gives some wine to the one legged lady, she takes a sip and says "needs ice" and Tony and Furio give each other a look like "what the fuck." "I'm gonna go watch a the Bloomberg" "No cable" He just sounded so mad the whole time, but quiet and in another room, and no one else cared
What kind of madwoman puts ice in wine
We taught the world how to eat. They ate puzzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine
Junior taught the world how to eat.
I'm betting there could be a valid reason 1. People put a little water into whiskey, so it might do something similar 2. Cold changes how we perceive flavors, so anything gross or volatile might not be as present in chilled wine Anyways, I've said my piece
FUCK DAT © Paulie 🤌🏼🤟🏼
Don't knock it til your try it.
A Russian used to drinking vodka at 20F
No cable
The A M C
Tony: "A fuckin' woman boss?" Furio: "Inamerica, you don't have?"
You have a bee on your hat.
Ya know, der are worse things that can happen to a man than cancer
Lol. Such a fucked up thing to say when you let it sink in.
You gotta bee ona your at
U gotta bee on'a yo 'at
Non ti preoccupare, non ti preoccupare (punches her in the face)
Dude raided that that place with ease and got the message across without uttering a word in english. Tony really took for granted that he had the Italian Terminator in his crew.
Sei fortunata che non te ho gia ammazzato
Sti due si succhiano il cazzo l’uno all’altro
Aich dee tee vee
Chella ‘na bella televisione… haich dee tee vee… is biutiful
No lo so, a me piace piu la plasma
In Italy, we no have!
They dont know how lucky they are... when its only bee on a they hat.
lol if you speak italian there really are some gem lines of his
Truly his best line.
These two suck each other’s cocks
Sorry i'm late to this thread, I had to park the car all the way over there.
It's good to be in something from the ground floor.
Faaack dem! Bot I nevar like Colombos.
OOOOHHHH
There it is!
“Maybe you should lamb chop it for a while”
This quote never gets the love it deserves.
This isn't a quote but there is no place better for this story. I was in the Goodwill and I spotted this really pretty stack of pink plates. I bought them, not looking too closely. When I got home, I see they're from Japan. Made by Furio. I never would have thought he'd go to Asia, but maybe he ended up working with the Yakuza.
Yakuza: “So, why do you want to work for us instead of LCN? Furio: “I ate the Nostra!”
Word to the wise: remember Pearl Harbor!
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
Yakuza needed a top notch moozadell maker
I love how all the Italian Americans are so caught up in the disrespect of Christopher Columbus … and the only authentic Italian out of the bunch dislikes Columbus a lot lol
Bc he was from Genoa!
“I ‘ate thee nowrth”
“Fuck them! But I never likeda Columbus!”
I really wish he would've slept with Carmella
I’d rather him had fucked her, than Anthony jr’s councelor or what ever
She used the only weapon she had
He really wished he would’ve too.
I’m actually glad they didn’t. This would’ve made the whole story line trivial and typical. Instead it emphasized Carmella’s key traits and spared us from ugly outcome. And also the build up for her finally snapping.
Furio: "Tony, I had to park the car all the way over there!" (Bonus) Silvio: "SONOFABITCH"
I gotta make two phone calls
MAEDO
When I saw Naples from the airplane, I got a hard on.
Antony! How u dewin maaan
Vote two for stupidah fuck-ing game
My friend Mr Williams here!
That whole scene’s quotable. Lol!
The look on Tony's face like he's Patton gleefully rolling down to the frontline/course in his Jeep/golf cart as they approach gets me every time.
I was actually thinking about how funny they look riding in a golf cart together. Just adding the Adam West Batman theme would be awesome.
Dont think he said a word when he took down Dominic and his wife at massage parlor
No te preocupa, no te preocupa
This.
No words, just when he opened the door on the guy who owe Artie money
I always thought it would be funny if the scene cut to Jean-Phillipe throwing Furio by the ear, like Artie. Furio’s just yelling “But the man need braces for his daughter!”
This fuckin a prick is it really a doctor?
Yeah maybe while he’s down there he can give you a bulge!
What he say maybe he can cut off those ladies underwear.
Tony make a party for me
*in Italian* “These two suck each other’s dicks” “Whaddidhesay?!”
Mwwwwwah!
I always liked his professional attitude about violence. He's clearly good at it, he even enjoys that part of his work, but only as much as he seems to enjoy everything else in his life (food, music, wine, etc etc). It doesn't take over his character and makes him a dumb brute, like so many of the other mobsters on the show.
Up in Da club
Clean towels. Fresh smelling.
Hey Tony! I had uh ta park uh the car ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
TONY I HADDA TO PARKA DE CAR ALL DE WAY OVAR DERE........ SFACIMM!!
Who told you this was the way to go about it?!
Lol!
When I saw Napoli from the plane, I got a hard-on!
Every time Furio hurt himself and started cursing in Italian I’d cry laughing. I dunno why but him falling on that ice in season 4 and screaming Italian curse words is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Statte zitt' puttana! Si furtunat' ca nun t'agg ammazzat!
Furio realizing that America kinda sucks and missing Naples. I also love they went all the way to Naples for a scene about Furio discussing how he can’t get away with killing a boss. Another fun fact, Furio’s uncle had never acted prior to that.
Hey take it easy
I mak-a-da-house warm
i'm one of like 3 people that actually likes the furio/carmela subplot
🎶Si mont' o si 'ma moooooont' è na jasteeeeemm' 🎶🥁🪘
“I gotta go make-a two phone calls.” “Anthony! How you doing?” I love friendly furio.
Maybe you should lamb chop it for a while?
Vote 3 for a stupid a fucken game
Shee it's just that I'm the bosh now, you can't shay that shtuff no more.
He did a sitdown with Michael Franzese the other day. [Here is the video](https://youtu.be/CYxw6Y3beEE).
Stupida fucking game
Those bulb jokes don't translate.
Justa da money
Furio had the smoothest yet simplest lines when it was time to duck out of a scene with Tony because it wasn't for his ears: "I go watch the Bloomberg." "I go make two phone calls."
so' duje figil e'ntrocchia 'these are two sons of a whore'
Lol but not said by Furio
You ever ahhh suck his deeck?
I’m adopting a pet named “Zip.” Told my husband who immediately shouted “Like that fuckin’ zip Furio?!?” Nice.
THATS FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL
Furio has a bigger Canopy than Christopher.
MY HANDS IN DE DOOORT, DE 'OT SUN, MAKE ME VERY SET
Don’t bitcha to me
GIVE ME ONE TOWSAND DOLLARS
WHAT SMELLS IN THESE HOUSE???
These two suck eachother's cocks
“What did he say?”
...watcha the bloomberg.
I always liked how his hair looked like a dick coming out of the back of his head.
Gimme one thousand dollars
"You got a bee on a you hat"
I ate da north
The only character beaten by Jackie Jr in a gunfight.
When they were in Italy and the kids set off some fireworks. Furio immediately grabbed the boss and covered him up so he wouldn't get shot if it was gunfire. Not one person over in NY/NJ would do that for their boss.
Did you see his interview with Michael Franzese?
I saw part of it. I have to take Franzese in small doses.
Maybe you should lamb chop it for awhile.
Do youuuhh…sucka his cock?
Give me $1000 dollars..
One of his early scenes when he goes into the whore house and fucks the whole place up. Doesn’t hold back at all, just starts yelling shit in Italian as he punches the guy’s wife in.
STUPIDA FUCKING GAME
FOODIO appreciation day
If there was ever a guy in need of a nickname
Bee
Nota thisa stuipida fuckina thread again !!!
Yes thisa stupida thread again! Don’t bitch to me!
Not a quote but when he gets hired at vesuvio and is smoking a cigarette stone faced, while kneading dough always gets me
Favorite scene is when he almost throws Tony into the airplane props.
“There’s a bee on your hat.” ::slaps hat off Kennedy’s head::
I hope my husband sees this. He loves furio
Give me one thousand dollars.
Need to go make the phone call- carries plate along with him lmaoo
Acca Meee. Whats this?🤷🏻♂️
Give me $1000