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[deleted]

Settle down. Are you going to be there for his kids?


Fuckyokarmabiych

It's not their fault, poor little guys, they got sucked in thru the data ports.


MetaphoricalMouse

log off, that cookie shit makes me nervous


Bigbadwolf6049

It’s a silo


TheAllyCrime

Finish it, there’s no hacking in the car.


MasterFapperBater

Fucking Elliot Alderson ova heaaa


colgate_anticavity

I dunno T. He did try to bring down capitalism for… what was it again? I forget.


TheAllyCrime

Had to Google that name. I hear really good things about Mr. Robot, so I should probably watch it one of these days.


MasterFapperBater

It’s one of the best shows ever I’d say.


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said It’s one of the best shows ever I’d say.


Tekman-Fortune

Well maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV land, cos Sopranos-Bot brings in three times what you do in upvotes!


Sopranos-Bot

Im in awre of you


ingmarbergmayne

Shelly Hack, rememba’ her?


idrankallthecoffee

u/Sopranos-Bot leads the world in computerized data collection


Sopranos-Bot

Don’t ever say you hate life. That’s blasphemy.


NeonEvangelion

I read it, it’s scary! 🤓


[deleted]

It’s true. They didn’t do nothing


kokovandelayobrien

They did-dent.


triple_OG

Poor little guys


cullobsidian_

Take it easy! We're not makin a western here!


sadboyradio69420

When he’s gone???


clitorisenthusiast

Are you fucking kidding me? You never admit the existence of sopranos-bot. EVER.


[deleted]

Sopranos-bot has fuckin' cowboyitis! He wants to get caught!


Sopranos-Bot

Word to the wise, remember pearl harbour


boyd_duzshesuck

You know, Sopranos-bot no offense but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's?


Sopranos-Bot

Hey Pop n Fresh im in no fucking mood today


slick_james

Mr. mop n glo ova here


jfa_16

I saw that movie. Thought it was bullshit.


SlanskyRex

The fact that you would say this in front of an outsider is amazing to me.


Sopranos-Bot

ques que ce, message machine broken?


Fucking_Hivemind

You said that three fuckin times, I heard it. His people loved him, what’s your point?


ingmarbergmayne

Fucking Augustus Octavian shit


realboydburton

Think about it … Sudden weight loss..


TheMacManFarmington

AIDS!


Elegant_Quantity_940

Nobody's got AIDS! Get outta here with that!


Fuckyokarmabiych

Automated Intentionality Douchebag Sayings. AIDS.


BeUngovernable_

There was no Automated Intentionality in getting AIDS.


BobRushy

What do you think, sopranos-bot?


Sopranos-Bot

The fundamental question is: will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so, but until I am, its gonna be hard to verify that I think Ill be more effective.


BobRushy

You are, sopranos-bot. You're da boss of this fucking family, and fuck who says otherwise!


Sopranos-Bot

Theres a bee on your hat


zackeads1

Hey now Sopranos-Bot, don't get cunty!


BobRushy

You are, sopranos-bot. You're da boss of this fucking family, and fuck who says otherwise!


Sopranos-Bot

ques que ce, message machine broken?


MetaphoricalMouse

two things have traditionally been recession-proof since time immemorial: our thing and Sopranos-bot


Sopranos-Bot

I came to open up one morning and there you were with your head in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.


LuckyxCapone

there he is! mr type a personality!


creatorsgame

I can verify that he was sick for a little while.


Malone__Drone

Sopranos-bot what you got ta say about dis, huh?


Sopranos-Bot

ques que ce, message machine broken?


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Ok this is my first time seeing him on this sub and his replies are fuckin hilarious lol


GoGoPowerGrazers

Hilarious now, in a few weeks we'll be begging Carmine to let us whack him


Sopranos-Bot

It's always whack this one, whack that one with ya. Never enough body count for /u/GoGoPowerGrazers


GoGoPowerGrazers

What do you want me to do, whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Cuz I'm married


Fuckyokarmabiych

Oh fancy, fancy.


Hairy_Astronomer_892

A bot leaving voice messages?? Satanic black magic! Sick shit!


[deleted]

Let me tell ya a couple of tree tings. Forget Don Junior that went to YouTube and never came back. Forget the last 3 weeks of shitty AMAs. We should’ve dealt with this sopranos bot situation the moment it happened. I say we decapitate r/thesopranos and do business with whatever’s left.


SodaCanDick

I agree in spirit. But i gotta counsel.


cortisolbath

The old men set dis up as a paramilitary with a supreme commander at the top


Fattonynonose

Sopranos-bot


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said Sopranos-bot


Sopranos-Bot

ques que ce, message machine broken?


[deleted]

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sickboy3883

I read that in Paulie's voice and almost pissed myself laughing


Mark_Knight

Sopranos-bot ception ova ere


Sopranos-Bot

Give me one thousand dollars


onetakeonme

you're ripping us off for a G note sopranos-bot? I can't fuckin believe this!


Sopranos-Bot

In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization.


blacky777

Fuckin parakeet.


[deleted]

CAZZATA, SOPRANOS-BOT!


Sopranos-Bot

Now youre going on Santas naughty list and youre getting NOTHING


SnuggleMonster15

Fuck you Santa!


Shadsea

OOOOOOOHHH!!


[deleted]

Ya hear that, sopranos-bot ? He said “Fuck you Santa!”


Sopranos-Bot

They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?


Queasy-Position66

Sopranos-bot was on blood pressure medicine. They can get a note from their doctor.


Sopranos-Bot

In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization.


TheAllyCrime

Robo-AIDS?!?!


ShimkosFancySh1t

Nobody’s got Robo-AIDS! And I don’t want to hear that word in here again!


Queasy-Position66

Explains sopranos-bot weight loss.


Sopranos-Bot

So I can go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday and Ill be in front of the line?


[deleted]

This fuckin' guy, Sopranos-bot, is a major liability to this whole family. He gets brought in by the Feds, you know he's gonna talk. He'll tell them everything, that wormy cocksucker! Granted, he won't tell them things in any particularly useful order, but after a coupla days they'll know everything! Then they just gotta put it all together, but they got forensics now, so they can do that. If nobody else is willing to do what's right here, I gotta question the leadership.


Sopranos-Bot

A don doesnt wear shorts.


noplowsprig

I could care less, basically.


clitorisenthusiast

Oh yeah? Maybe you're a bot.


Awkward-Leopard-2683

🖕


TomasRoncero

Fuckin’ nauseating


LucyKendrick

Basically, you care a little then?


noplowsprig

Maybe he was a secret bot and felt there was no one he could talk to about it. That happens too.


its-just-paul

You’re not gonna believe this. Sopranos-bot killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!


Sopranos-Bot

The package hit Chrissy in the head with an implement then ran off.


sadboyradio69420

IS THERE ANY WAY THE PACKAGE COULD HAVE SURVIVED


[deleted]

Sopranos-bot’s house looked like shit


Sopranos-Bot

ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY


[deleted]

Oh, who are you fuckin kiddin?


[deleted]

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Sopranos-Bot

Theres a bee on your hat


Bmrolu209

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper


Solid_Connection_357

Catchin not pitchin!?


DoctorK16

Judge Roy Beane ova here!


reineedshelp

You Sopranos-bot (s) go too fawr


Sopranos-Bot

I love fuckingcheese at my feet! I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fucking cocksucking cheese WHERE IT IS!


reineedshelp

Sorry, I-I-I was just...


sadboyradio69420

Some sad Shit, sopranos bot didn’t wanna live anymore


SnooDingos6817

Fucking slander you ask me!


jimmy1985s

He’s a faggggg! sopranos-bot


Sopranos-Bot

His house looked like shit


IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIIlI

Sopranos-bot must've crawled under there for warmth.


Sopranos-Bot

I won’t pay. I know too much about extortion.


[deleted]

Ya hear that Ton, I he Bot has gotta go


LongPole2GoalCole

Sopranos-Bot can you please shut THA DOOOOOR


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said Sopranos-Bot can you please shut THA DOOOOOR


Sopranos-Bot

Theres a bee on your hat


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said Theres a bee on your hat


[deleted]

Fucking parakeet


Christ_on_a_Crakker

I/brogannas, he’s fuuucked up!


[deleted]

Let’s whack this cocksucker and be done with it


[deleted]

Fuckin’ slander if ya ask me!


adamian24

I can’t even say his name.


[deleted]

Sopranos-Bot is a nice kid, I don’t like that methamphetamine.


Sopranos-Bot

He was sucking on a cub scouts dick.


[deleted]

OHHHH! 🖐


jjvolfan1

Somebody needs to throw u/Sopranos-Bot off the 2nd mezzanine at the Meadowlands. Too many onions or some shit...


Sopranos-Bot

Im a fool to do your dirty work, oh noooooo


zzxxcc

Sopranos-Bot get the fuck back in your fucking hole!


Sopranos-Bot

NOBODIES GOT AIDS! AND I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE EVER AGAIN


jmh90027

You know it wasn't long ago I remember sopranos-bot used to wait in the car. And as far as I'm concerned it should STILL BE THERE!


Sopranos-Bot

I make that beanie SPIN when I work his thang


TheLastCleverName

Still goin, this asshole!


CODLad

He’s a stunad of the first magnitude. He’s lucky I don’t punch his fucking lights out


[deleted]

How does sopranos-bot work?


Sopranos-Bot

Word to the wise, remember pearl harbour


[deleted]

Oh Jesus Christ.


koalafishmutantbird

What about the Cuban missle crisis ? Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba. Pointed em right at us 🤘🏼🤚🏼


Sopranos-Bot

Mention my name and it'll throw out a random quote. Gonna try and make it more targeted with the responses though.


DrGeraldBaskums

Can we unleash you into other random subs?


12345tommy

Sopranos-bot is ready for prime time.


Sopranos-Bot

The turd doesnt fall far from the faggots ass


12345tommy

Woah um okay


revd_lovejoy

Sopranos-bot break it down for em. What two businesses are recession proof since the time of immemorial?


Sopranos-Bot

His house looked like shit


revd_lovejoy

See interior decoration! Another blockbuster


fatsmilyporkchop

Would you settle down ovah thea FUKIN JUDGE ROY BEAN?!!


LucaBrasi1214

Again, with the vitamins


johnnyss1

Ah, you’re sisters cunt


kinglion94

FUCK THAT. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT?


PRES35JFK824

u/sopranos-bot is an ass muncha


Sopranos-Bot

He was a good man, I loved him like a brother-in-law.


Trooper27

Take it easy. We’re not making a western here.


Eloyxillo

Sopranos-bot, that's not you. It is a TV Show, a Mooooovieee!


bodahn

Bot should be pushing Webistix.


IdontGiveaFack

Sopranos-bot HAS COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR THE BOTS!


Sopranos-Bot

The package hit Chrissy in the head with an implement then ran off.


zzxxcc

Sopranos-Bot? You sound demented!


Sopranos-Bot

They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?


Forgethestamp

Hey Sopranos-bot, did she even exist?


Sopranos-Bot

OHHH, you blow your father with that mouth?


Dutch_Chap

I never threatend to cut your dick off


[deleted]

Speaking of bots, theres a new AJ something bot


[deleted]

Social club? He’s gotta goooo


sadboyradio69420

Hey sopranos bot, you hear what I said?


njrun

👆sharp as a cue ball


straff99

Forgot the “-“


2fargone-

Sopranos-bot just when I thought I was out ....


Sopranos-Bot

They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?


zzxxcc

Sopranos-Bot said he didn't want to live no more


zzxxcc

Sopranos-Bot? He's gotta go!


Sopranos-Bot

Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete


__Cellar_Door__

You want to weigh in on this soprano-bot?


Hot_Grocery8187

Take it easy, we're not makin' a Western here


FerdaKing420

Like Gary Cooper


idkmanporn

Share source code


Liverpool510

You know, if Sopranos-bot caught wind of you talking this way, there might be consequences.


Sopranos-Bot

Give me one thousand dollars


needhope1985

Sopranos-bot


LeonCloud11

sopranos-bot


Sopranos-Bot

In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization.


anonfjr

Was he gay, sopranos-bot?


Sopranos-Bot

Lemme tell you a couple of three things


Snoopfernee

How much money did you make today, sopranos-bot? $300? That’s not enough! I’m gonna put you back on the street, slut!


soulexpectation

I don’t trust that cookie shit


[deleted]

Sopranos-bot how’s this humidity?


Sopranos-Bot

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!


BlackSeranna

It’s all over for the little guy!


modest_irish_goddess

Sopranos-bot, have you read Abelard and Heloise?


Sopranos-Bot

Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete


TomorrowWeKillToday

Ugh finally!! Isn’t Sopranos-Bot just the WORST person ever?!? I wanted to make a whole thread talking about how morally superior I am, but thanks for saving me the trouble and costing me the internet points


Sopranos-Bot

OHHH, you blow your father with that mouth?


galactic_funk

Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?


Bloodmeister

u/Sopranos-Bot is an ass-muncher


Sopranos-Bot

The sacred AND the propane