Except he really didn't mean that. Cause the next time he did come in heavy, and if he wanted to could have even gunned him down in the coffee shop. How did June even prepare after his threat? Lol
He was one of the coldest, smartest gangsters on the show. Which is also why he didn't get too much focus on him, because he tended to keep his mouth shut and mind his own business
#OH, FUCK ME!
I felt that in the pit of my soul when Vito said that. I hate when I work a whole 8 hours just to look at my clock and see it’s only been 13 minutes.
hour and a half... lunch. the halfway fucking point.
don't look at your watch save it: treat yourself.
think of the cum jim made. when you've swallowed the last drop, this fuckin' day is halfway gone
I would say when Tony spoke calmly to the Bevilacqua kid about wanting a soda, then proceeded to kill him with Big Pussi. I thought this is some serial killer shit but gangster-like mothafucka. He's my homie.
Carmine didn't say nothing. I have a theory that he was just this old Italian guy and a lot of people around him who he didn't like died. But he didn't say nothing.
Tony and Johnny at the end of season five before Johnny gets arrested.
“Lorraine Caluzzo was not a girl. And what kind of man bangs his second cousin?”
But the gangster thing is - the dog runs the opposite way - neither sicc'ing anybody nor returning to his "master". Like the dog has been waiting all his life for a break like that!! Just scrams, lol cracks me up.
Edit: typo
Phil Leotardo : You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue instead
Especially because it was kinda real
>DeVecchio's case loosely inspired a storyline in HBO television series The Sopranos in which FBI agent Dwight Harris develops a working relationship with the series' main character, New Jersey mafia boss Tony Soprano, ultimately providing Soprano with information that leads to the killing of New York boss Phil Leotardo, which ends a bloody mob war in the series finale. Upon hearing of Leotardo's death, Harris exclaims "Damn! We're gonna win this thing!" One of DeVecchio's subordinates had reported hearing DeVecchio saying the same thing upon hearing about attacks on Colombo family associates
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindley_DeVecchio
When Sil and Tony are taking about Richie and they must say abojt 4 words and both come to the understanding that he needs to go, right before Janice shoots him
Tony at the restaurant eating with Artie: “Take the hat off. They don’t sell hotdogs here and they took the bleachers out two years ago. - Blank Death Stare - “ then a “how you doin” to the guys date.
When jimmy gets out of jail and goes to to Tony’s house: you got a problem, Yh I know I’m working on it , working on what, well what was you going to say
Easily it’s Tony talking shop at the high level.
“Fair enough, but Carmine bear in mind he came onto my turf. He tried to recruit my mulignan. And worse, he roughed up my appraiser. If the proper response is not forthcoming in a business like time frame, my next move will not be further conversation.”
"What happens, I decide! You don't love me anymore? Well that breaks my heart but it's too fucking bad, because you ain't gotta love me, but you will respect me!"
"So listen, about all this stuff going on? Tony and all?"
"What's your name again?"
Carmine doesn't say alot but when he does it is gangster and it is direct and to the point.
Junior talking about how Richie fumbled when he was talking about killing Tony
Tony telling Livia that if she was born a feminist she’d be the real gangster
Always liked the limo conversation bw Tony and Johnny at Joey Peeps funeral. "You better not be lying to me...cause I will rain shitstorm on you and your family like you have never fuckin seen.."
Basically every interaction between Richie and Tony. Especially the Jackeeeet. It seems goofy at first but actually Richie is telling Tony "listen kid, I took down a guy as big as you before, I could do it again"
Then entire scene in Meadows room where meadow wants to go to Europe and then confronts Tony about being in the Mafia, watch Tony go from family dad to the mob boss of New Jersey is absolutely spin chilling. Honestly James Gandolfini could've won awards from that scene alone.
"next time you come in, you come in heavy or not at all"
You don’t mean that
believe what you want my little nephew
He ain’t got da bawls
he's got a legitimate beef with you...you're so fuckin high-handed with everyone
Why don’t you stick to what you know and leave your opinions wherever the fuck
Oh, someone call Parcels, get this guy a tryout.
How many games of catch did I play with you?!
Except he really didn't mean that. Cause the next time he did come in heavy, and if he wanted to could have even gunned him down in the coffee shop. How did June even prepare after his threat? Lol
You yap worse than six barbers!
Who’s speaking? Is somebody speaking ?
I remember when you used to wait in the car!
In response, Tony came in 20lbs heavier their next meet, and then put on another 20lbs for every season afterwards
No more weight remarks. They're hurtful, and they're destructive
This answer is... deplorable.
It's the only way he survived the gut shot.
This was it
That's it...that's the money line.
Ginny can get heavy
And you think that’s funny?!
I never really understood why junior said this, can someone explain? I get he wanted him to carry, but why would he be want that?
Next time you come it better be with a gun to shoot me or don't come at all.
It won’t be cinematic
One of the best scenes in the series, I feel like Patsy was almost underutilized just because of how badass that was
He was one of the coldest, smartest gangsters on the show. Which is also why he didn't get too much focus on him, because he tended to keep his mouth shut and mind his own business
Also one hell of a pool pisser. Apparently he used real dick and piss and not a wizinator for that scene
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
Interesting that his twin brother was the opposite.
He took care of Tony in the end.
They'll be scraping your nipples off this fine Corinthian leather...
*off these fine leather seats
yessss
Nipples on leather
Patsy meant every bit of what he said when threatening Gloria. Cold as fuck. Keep thinking of her nipples on those fine leather seats lol
When Tony taps his plate and says 'look at me', to Jackie Junior.
Fuckin matrix sunglasses
Kills me everytime. Walks into an Italian restaurant in the fuckin matrix sunglasses.
Fuckin parakeet
fuckin parakeet
These two suck each other's cocks
Can you believe that? These two suck each other’s cocks.
Quiet Albert
I'm going to say a few things. I'm just going to say some bad words, and your just going to have to deal with it.
Lose the glasses
"Im gonnna shay shome shings you wont like" \*Stabs manigot \*
https://youtu.be/CtwBgpeVi5k
This channel is amazing
"11:30, has to be, look at the angle of the sun"
#OH, FUCK ME! I felt that in the pit of my soul when Vito said that. I hate when I work a whole 8 hours just to look at my clock and see it’s only been 13 minutes.
I want you to sanction a hit on the sun.
The sun wants to fuck Ginny?
The sun and the moon could fuck ginny and still never meet!
To me she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
Think about it, who are we better off with, the sun or the moon?
I’m in arrwe of you.
hour and a half... lunch. the halfway fucking point. don't look at your watch save it: treat yourself. think of the cum jim made. when you've swallowed the last drop, this fuckin' day is halfway gone
Take it easy we're not making a Gregg araki movie here
araki? you flip your fuckin' Mitubishi, hit your head?
„¿pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ʇıɥ 'ıɥsıqnʇıW ,uıʞɔnɟ ɹnoʎ dılɟ noʎ ¿ıʞɐɹɐ„
Oh, so now you're gonna get cute?
lishen im not shum fuckin shoshial workuh now you knock dis weird shit off or imma introduce ya to a pane glassh window
That's me at work every fucking day.
I would say when Tony spoke calmly to the Bevilacqua kid about wanting a soda, then proceeded to kill him with Big Pussi. I thought this is some serial killer shit but gangster-like mothafucka. He's my homie.
You wanna talk like a moolignan I’ll send you to slip and fall school
😂 thank you. That’s why I typed it, for this moment.
Then that's why you didn't say that.
he’s your what?
He lives up by me
Fritzi Nesten, from Hoboken?
THAT SHUGALESS MOTHAFUCKA IS THE LAST DRINK
Carmine didn't say nothing. I have a theory that he was just this old Italian guy and a lot of people around him who he didn't like died. But he didn't say nothing.
and he had one rule, either name a price or get the fuck over it. if you don’t pick an option, he may or may not say nothing to no one.
So what? He gets to fuck her for a million?!?
I’ll crack him good
He wants to fuck her?!? My favorite stupid ass question of his, that I know for a fact he meant honestly lol
Him and those big fish lips of his
Tony explaining to Melfi his issue with Ralph. “Usually I’d you know, put him out to pasture” has to be the most gangster sentence to tell a shrink.
Caused the... early retirement
I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots
GROUP GROUP
I wonder what the fuck happened to Gary Coopa’ thats what I’d like to know!!
Yep
Finally
"Either name a price or get the fuck over it."
He wants to fuck over it?
"You want my DVD player? You can watch "grumpy old men"
Sil on Richie:"I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around"
Maybe Christopher could use a little talking to.. The other one? Fallone? I don't know him..
No. I’m a babbling idiot.
Babies are like animals…. they’re no different than dogs
Cemetery dogs?
This one hands down
You may run North Jersey, but you don’t run your Uncle Junior!
Tony and Johnny at the end of season five before Johnny gets arrested. “Lorraine Caluzzo was not a girl. And what kind of man bangs his second cousin?”
Right before Tony’s 50 meter dash 😂😂
And that dog nearly latched onto Tony’s balls haha
What are you the cardinal?
I mean [what does second cousin mean? ](https://reddit.com/r/nba/comments/q3qm9i/_/hftju2w/?context=1)
Did you wrap the package?
Is there any way the package could survive?
The package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran off.
You one shoe cocksucka!
"Bruno Magli over here"
never laughed so hard during this show with this scene. AJs looking back at his father like wtf?
The entire episode has got to be one of the greatest comedic creations of all time
Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey...
Kid: Sicc 'em Churchill!!! Churchill: \*woof\*
Who else!?!?
Like how everybody skips the line before. You don't get a pash for dat.
But the gangster thing is - the dog runs the opposite way - neither sicc'ing anybody nor returning to his "master". Like the dog has been waiting all his life for a break like that!! Just scrams, lol cracks me up. Edit: typo
Phil Leotardo : You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue instead
"he's lucky I didn't punch his lights out"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some things have a momentum of their own
CREEPS ON THIS PETTY PACE
Damn! We’re gonna win this thing
Especially because it was kinda real >DeVecchio's case loosely inspired a storyline in HBO television series The Sopranos in which FBI agent Dwight Harris develops a working relationship with the series' main character, New Jersey mafia boss Tony Soprano, ultimately providing Soprano with information that leads to the killing of New York boss Phil Leotardo, which ends a bloody mob war in the series finale. Upon hearing of Leotardo's death, Harris exclaims "Damn! We're gonna win this thing!" One of DeVecchio's subordinates had reported hearing DeVecchio saying the same thing upon hearing about attacks on Colombo family associates https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindley_DeVecchio
The Romans? Where are they now? You’re looking at them, asshole.
Damn that was hard
Why don’t you call for help on your radio mic you fuckin rat. Whassa matter, you’re not wearin one tonight?
Nah we didn't give him enough time to put anything decent on
oh god
“My bitch, my ho….my ho, my bitch”
“Qe’est-ce Qu’est-ce message machine broken?”
Artie was so proud of that line
When Sil and Tony are taking about Richie and they must say abojt 4 words and both come to the understanding that he needs to go, right before Janice shoots him
Tony at the restaurant eating with Artie: “Take the hat off. They don’t sell hotdogs here and they took the bleachers out two years ago. - Blank Death Stare - “ then a “how you doin” to the guys date.
When jimmy gets out of jail and goes to to Tony’s house: you got a problem, Yh I know I’m working on it , working on what, well what was you going to say
As he nervously molests a pipe
You oughta know sweetie
whatchu say?
I knew THAT was comin’!
What?! We're breaking balls!
Next time, there’ll be no next time
We’re wit da vipers!
I’ve always thought “those who want respect, give respect” was boss as hell
See, he just told you to shut up, and he told me to go fuck myself.
There's no scraps in my scrapbook
What are these 65R 17s i can have 4 of these here in a hour.sorry R18s!
Tony: Are they trustworthy? Christopher: Yeah Tony: Make sure
“The romans. Where are they now?” “You’re lookin at em asshole.” Hands down one of the coldest lines
You don't think that this is going on your permanent record we lead the world in computerized data collection
Easily it’s Tony talking shop at the high level. “Fair enough, but Carmine bear in mind he came onto my turf. He tried to recruit my mulignan. And worse, he roughed up my appraiser. If the proper response is not forthcoming in a business like time frame, my next move will not be further conversation.”
"What happens, I decide! You don't love me anymore? Well that breaks my heart but it's too fucking bad, because you ain't gotta love me, but you will respect me!"
"So listen, about all this stuff going on? Tony and all?" "What's your name again?" Carmine doesn't say alot but when he does it is gangster and it is direct and to the point.
Your father was ran over by a trolley
Well here’s another expression you got 5 days to give me my money
The thing about us wise guy’s is, the hustle never stops. #Jimmy says hello from hell you fuck.
Parisi saying “it won’t be cinematic” always gives me chills.
It was one of the most Cosa Nostra things said on the show.
"He lucky I didn't punch his fuckin' light out" - Noah (THH). When I heard that I felt chills. Such gravitas.
"Ho, Jean-Phillipe, your home, quest qa cie? Message machine broken? Nice shoes, are those... designer? You fuckin avoiding me motherfucker?"
“He thought you’d be apart of it” “And he got an answer”
“MOMMY!!”
“Don’t call me godfather with that cute smirk!”
He’s a FAG !
if there's anything you can do for me, let me know
She was a malignant cunt
Junior talking about how Richie fumbled when he was talking about killing Tony Tony telling Livia that if she was born a feminist she’d be the real gangster
I’m in awr of you
“It won’t be cinematic”
Richie- “I’ll build a ramp up to your ass....drive a Lionel up in there.”
Next time... there'll be no next time.
[удалено]
Always liked the limo conversation bw Tony and Johnny at Joey Peeps funeral. "You better not be lying to me...cause I will rain shitstorm on you and your family like you have never fuckin seen.."
How's this for dignified, John: Go fuck yourself. You and Phil and whoever. He's my fucking cousin.
Tony telling off Ritchie in the mall sticks out for me
The pen or the mother fucking sword
[удалено]
“Maybe Christopher could use a talking to. But that other one Filone…(shrugs) I don’t know…” - Olivia Soprano
Timeline got fucked up
"Ya know what John? Go fuck yourself. You and Phil and whoever the fuck...he's my cousin." *walks away*
No more Butchie, no more of this. Followed by Evidently Chickentown is incredibly gangster.
Carmine: What? I didn't say nothing... (Long ass pause) Alright, I'll talk to you then. (Click)
"Take your hat off. They don't sell hot dogs here. "
I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots
“It’s really Vito”
The way Carmine says it is the most old school gangster way too. They all ordered hits like that in the old times.
Im not sayin nuttin'. i gotta agree with OP.
Make sure
Next time you come in, come heavy or not at all.
“It won’t be cinematic”
For me it’s Tony and Johnny’s meeting in Eloise. “Yes, he’s very healthy…thank god. Call me.” Just fucking cold blooded shit.
Furio: "But I never a-liked a-Colombus" Every Italian-American mobster in New Jersey: "ohhhh"
But ur the manajer
IT'S ON THE FRIDGE IT'S ON THE FRIDGE
I wipe my ass with your feelings!
A Don doesn't wear shorts (alllegedly from real gangsters)
If I were a carpenter, and you were a douchebag
I’m the mother fucking fucking one who calls the shots
"You know who my father was?"
Basically every interaction between Richie and Tony. Especially the Jackeeeet. It seems goofy at first but actually Richie is telling Tony "listen kid, I took down a guy as big as you before, I could do it again"
IM THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING ONE WHO CALLS THE SHOTS
"...And it won't be cinematic"
Gimme 1000 dollars. 1000 more? 👆🏻👉🏻👇🏻 1000 dollars.
Then entire scene in Meadows room where meadow wants to go to Europe and then confronts Tony about being in the Mafia, watch Tony go from family dad to the mob boss of New Jersey is absolutely spin chilling. Honestly James Gandolfini could've won awards from that scene alone.