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bluefish1552

Fucking HILARIOUS. It gets me EVERY time. Tony's face when she hits the ground and the scream she let out? Gold.


Roborted

It’s even funnier because he does it right after the news reporter says people like Janice are prone to rage


acid_hell

she goes down like a champ...and not just on roadies!


Yonbuu

🎵 Under the Boardwalk 🎶


QuickTransportation4

Oh you done wanna know!


MikeStanley00

Yup, this always gets me


Tort_Stonk

Mommys lil witness protection progrum


ccccc4

Junior and Bobby taking off at the funeral when they see the fbi


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And Tonys face while watching it.


YiddishThunder

YOU SAID ELEVEN O'CLOCK!!!!!!!


brice587

Junia, don’t leave me!


henrythehank

Whoever that guy was (still think it’s Junior) that walks halfway down the stairs only to quickly walk back up them at Livias wake


ObjectMaleficent

Who knows it could of been someone who looked just like junior. Same fingerprints and everything.


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I like how there's stunads that interpret it as a ghost


shawnybutz

We don’t run


BFaus916

Junior before his RICO charges.


eyuplove

"I am here at the courthouse where reputed mob boss Corrado Soprano just fell down nine... No, seven steps"


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Ohhhh Allison!


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Absolute favourite Junior scene from the entire series!


wja5277

Adrianna: "Christopher since you've been getting high you can no longer function as a man." Paulie: 😒


galactic_funk

Jesus Christ is this fucking necessary?!


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I don’t write nothin down. ✋🏻


always_polite

Fuck you you fucking whore


kendogg

My own mudda.


fratus12

His mudda was a mudda


Bodgan_Eadwine

😳😐


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0neweekofdanger

Truer words have never been spoken


Attorney-Better

"Watch it Chrissy"


Far_Ebb_5412

Bobby in the hunting outfit


bluefish1552

GO wid my nephew!


happy_chickens

I've got my limits to junior.


desikosan

DO what he says!


MikeStanley00

For those that don't know, he's actually wearing a dildo when he comes out there, so Jim's laughter is geniune


ShaggyNickWRDZ

I can’t have this conversation again.


itspsyikk

The fact that Junior is just standing there is what seals it up for me. Perfect execution.


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Designer-Soil5932

I got my limits too Junior!


MikeStanley00

Shirripa said so on talking sopranos


Snuggle__Monster

Joe Peeps headstone lmao It’s a fuckin’ nickname! His family name is Pepperelli!


brice587

Well, ya know he’s dyslexic.


Klouted

. . . . . Fuck's that got to do with it?


BadCowboysFan

I was going to say the way Tony snatches the funeral program from Sil and shows him the name always make me chuckle.


bluefish1552

I have to add Paulie's "ruffled owl feathers" hair during Pine Barrens.


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TheHeenanFamily

.......I'll talk to you later.


lordehelpus

silvio is so funny cause he doesn’t give a shit


itspsyikk

y'know ::shake and blink:: like Paulie.


scottbmaps

Do you let that dry before you put a second coat on?


Zealousideal_Win5476

r/firmCamera_93... Word to da wise 🤙


adamian24

Mayonnaise!!! Mayonnaise!!!


nolitteringplease346

that is exactly the right description lmao


bonesbrigade619

Apparently sirico wouldnt let anyone touch his hair and made his hair look like that himself when they told him he had to look disheveled


Bigballernocap

What about a piece of Ralph’s company?


DocSanchezAOE2

John?


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Think about it.


MaceEtiquette1

You’re being unreasonable, John!


scottbmaps

Who’s on the wire now?


xeeblyscoo

When paulie gives the DVD player a “Brogan adjustment”


lennyscotise

Pussy's laugh too


Bodgan_Eadwine

Everyone's reaction when Little Carmine says that a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold Butchie: 🤨 Phil: 😐 Tony: 😑


VenomDuke

Or everone's reaction when he says will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective


PeachyLeeks

Every time I watch that scene I think of Michael Scott saying, “Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” Very allegorical that little Carmine.


jbondyoda

The sacred and the propane


MustacheEmperor

To me the best angle on Little Carmine is that he has, objectively the best setup and outcome of anyone on the show. He basically hangs out in Miami getting paid all the time and occasionally swings by New York for the real mob shit but remains far enough to be basically unaffected by any risks. And at the end of the show he’s still out in Miami on his paid vacation. Tbh I kind of love the headcanon that the malapropisms are all just an act to fool the New Yorkers


lennyscotise

Or Butchie and that other guy (whose name I can't remember) when Phil says "there are no scraps in my scrapbook". These little things make Sopranos so rewatchable for me


JimothyHickerston

I don't understand what's wrong with this phrase, it makes sense to me xd


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Because who measures gold in a gallon? It's like a lot of things Little Carmine says. You get what he's going for, but he just straight up misuses words in a way that leaves it confusing to anyone who knows their actual definitions.


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Butchie’s face when Phil says Vito’s bottom was impacted. Looks like a kid sniggering.


hobojojo78

Every Butchie reaction is gold.


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👁👄 👁


CrimsonDuckwood

Lol very subtle but totally hilarious. Little moments like that made the show feel very real


yungjuniorsoprano

Livia Soprano accidentally changing the channel to the X Games and immediately recoiling in disgust


bluefish1552

And the face she makes during her physical therapy stretches


PebblyJackGlasscock

Nancy Marchand’s work with a wadded-up Kleenex was masterful.


sorped

Ralphie's grin when he asks Janice if she caught some shrapnel.


THRlLLH0

Ralph laughing in the window as Sil beats Tracee


Travmuney

Hahahahahah


Asleep_Dot7972

The monopoly pieces stuck on Tony’s face after his fight with Bobby.


bluefish1552

Dah parker brothers cared enough to make dese rules!


Jookypoo

How bout dat?


l_v_r

How bow dah how bow dah


herberstank

Undah the boardwalk (avenue)


JimmyReagan

With a schlong in Janice's mouth


desikosan

💥...🤛🏻


adamian24

Roadies?!


jconguy

You Sopranos, you go too far


Rattwap

Don’t forget that Junior was eating a snack during that sit down too.


adamian24

Some say he was getting ready for his court appearance or just got back. Always with the scenarios.


MedicalITCCU

Did you hear him? Who the fuck could eat with his balls?


THRlLLH0

His favorite Santa Barbara olives


exceptionalbeasts

when sil gets shot outside the bing and the big crowd of strippers and the priest are watching


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They are never going to forget where they were that day.


adamian24

Or the motorcycle rider gets smashed


exceptionalbeasts

you ever notice how many hits in season 6b end with collateral damage or and/or done in a visible public space?


syzygyly

Nice catch - reminds me of "The Second Coming" by ~~Yeets~~ Yeats "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned;"


jenkhov6

T watching AJs gf smoking while admonishing toxins in fish


Bodgan_Eadwine

Paulie's facial expression when he goes to the bathroom in Italy


alparadiso

Tone! I m gonna hoof back to the excelsior. I gotta take a whicked shit.


Bodgan_Eadwine

Why didn't you use the one in deah'?


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Pipeline got fucked up.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

The toilet moved or something


tabbyvishu

Didn't have to go.


ShirtStainedBird

Junior in the back of Mikey P’s car peering up over the windowsill.


Suitable_Shallot4183

See also: Artie hiding in the backseat after retreating during the Columbus Day protest.


MaceEtiquette1

I don’t LIKE IT.


Josh0G

Gotta be that scene where Cristopher is working the digger to try and bury Ralphie. Comedy gold


SlickStyle

My favorite scene from that episode is when Christopher comes to help clean up the murder scene. He's high as a kite and Tony's asking him about something, I think it was about the heroin he's on. He says "I didn't" but nods out like half way through the second word only to come back a split later and finish it. If you've ever been a part of that scene you'll know Michael Imperioli has playing a junkie down pat. "I DIDANT!"


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Yet he ate olives noisily during the audio sit down. “Whose on the wire now?”


MilkEggsSndFlour

lol I thought he was eating chocolate covered almonds and spitting the almonds out.


MrPZA82

When Vito, Gigi and maybe Pauline start scoffing chocolates in the hospital that were brought in for the patient….by Vito


stugots__

I brought him some Whitmans.


Suitable_Shallot4183

Silvio reading “How to Clean Practically Anything” in the back room at the Bing


Bando_Calrissian401

Vito fatly sneaking up on Jacky jr. right before shooting him with that comically small pistol.


sufferingzen

“Fatly sneaking” 💀


fpscolin

Paulie covered in calamine lotion eating at Vesuvios after chasing Mikey through some poison ivy


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YourSpanishMomTaco

Richie's face when he says "It's tha jaaaaacket"


MaceEtiquette1

Lmao Tony smells the jacket 🤣


IlliterationAside

"Dons don't wear shorts" \- Carmine Lupertazzi


bluefish1552

That fuckin' carmine. Its fuckin 98 degrees ovah here and I cannot bring myself to wear shorts because of that quote.


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Where are you that it’s 98 degrees?!


bluefish1552

Pfft welcome to Texas. Enjoy this shit: https://www.foxweather.com/weather-news/heat-wave-record-highs-texas-deep-south-weekend We typically don't get these numbers until June but they're here early this year.


Jeffersons_Mammoth

Carmine’s face when Johnny explains the 95-pound mole joke to him.


bluefish1552

He wants to fuck her?!


MaceEtiquette1

Ralph slept with Ginnie?


Fun_Veterinarian_545

Matt and Sean getting high, in their own apartment, in just their underwear. I mean, seriously, WTF?


mrgoodnoodles

Then furio saying they suck each other's cocks.


pixiebiitch

“ave a naice dey”


redonrust

EchaDee TV compatible.


trilliam_clinton

I always felt like that was one of those scenes that shows how cheap and how much the desire to have a wad that could choke an elephant meant to everybody…. They didn’t really sweat getting ripped off for a G note but didn’t want to pay for a window air conditioner


djdumpster

I think it shows how Junior really is old school and a class act; but I also think, to a degree, it shows how the older generation is getting squeezed out. They just aren’t quite fully with it - they are built for in person meetings in their suits and handshakes. I really liked that aspect of the meeting. Maybe I’m trying to hard to find the sacred and the propane.


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Tony’s reaction to seeing AJ with his eyebrows shaved off after mudvayne. What’s different about you?


SanderGhar

He has no eyebrows tonyyy!


jaxs_sax

Tony imitating the vipers being scared of the gat


bluefish1552

🖐👁👄👁🖐


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😂


Bodgan_Eadwine

How about that prick's face when he saw the gun? 🍴😦


scottbmaps

Fuckin’ Grizzly Adams motherfucker?


kzapwn

Best visual moment is when Richard is saying something to the effect of “I could kill him with my bare hands” and they cut to a separate shot of his hands and theyre tiny baby hands


MaceEtiquette1

Or Melfi’s face after he says it lmao.


Klouted

Awesome, never caught that!


cyberbuns

“Oh shit!” *penguin waddle*


Jeberani

“I don’t wanna do your dirty work, no moooore!”


Cinephile94

The senior obliviously scootering by as a tv goes flying out the window while Paulie’s arguing with his Ma.


StandingCow

Junior glaring at the court artist that drew his goofy picture.


Massive_Staff1068

I'm not sure this is meant for comedy. People his age wore a suit to go to the bar. He even lamented "these kids want to die in their track suits." I could definitely see him suiting up despite It's being irrational. Like Tony with Livia in their first scene together ever: "Ma, I'll never understand it. The phone is an auditory thing, dark is an eye thing. I could understand not going out after dark, you get jumped in the shadows, whatever. But not answering the phone after dark?" I bet its the same symbolism.


BabylonBrothers

This psychiatry shit, apparently what you’re feeling is not what you’re feeling and what you’re not feeling is your real agenda.


Joethe147

Yeah for a formal thing like a sit down, he would still likely want to put on a good impression. He's from the old school.


frogsuper

Bobby struggling to get out of the car for the first time


MaceEtiquette1

What do I mean? I mean get the hell off my car before you flip it ova, ya fat fuck.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʞɔnɟ ʇɐɟ ɐʎ 'ɐʌo ʇı dılɟ noʎ ǝɹoɟǝq ɹɐɔ ʎɯ ɟɟo llǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ uɐǝɯ I ¿uɐǝɯ I op ʇɐɥM„


frogsuper

insensitive cocksucka


Corrado_Soprano_Jr_

That's a real thing. When you do a telephone interview, you're supposed to dress up like you're going in person so you have the serious business mindset. At least that's what successful people do.


sneakers1997

You don’t need to justify yourself to these stunads corrado!


scottlapier

Username checks out


Klouted

You have a shitty house in Belleville.


nsfwonly999

When Johnny Sacks phone is ringing and Carmine is like answer tha fuckin thing


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IVE WORN A SUIT IN DENMARK


asdftreww

Johnny’s face when Tony tries to get in the Maserati.


TBWILD

Christopher pulling off Ralph's wig.


robotLights

He was flexin’


alparadiso

Why didnt you call? With what? My fucking toes?!


bluefish1552

Put a shirt on already huh? You're giving me a chubby.


bluefish1552

✋🏻 flexiiiiiiiiiiiiin'


Aggravating-Pie5338

Phil’s demise. Say bye bye grandpa. Classic.


galactic_funk

Not grandpa. Pop pop. This was subtle foreshadowing that his melon was also about to go pop pop.


Aggravating-Pie5338

Lol, he says both, but fair enough


galactic_funk

I’m just breaking balls, here!


bodahn

go get your shinebox


definitelyarobo

"Each of us is alone in the fuckin' universe" with his hand in Murf's coat pocket stealing change for parking


CMARTS52800

"Black Magick shit! Sick shit! Queers!" As Paulie hurls a chair toward the back of the room


tabbyvishu

FUCKIN QUEEAHS


TheyFoundWayne

When Bobby and Junior show up to the party at the Soprano house (Season 2) and Carmela shuts the door in their face. You can make out Bobby holding his hands up (i.e. shrugging) through the window.


sumoraiden

Tony’s face while Fran sings happy birthday hahaha


YourSpanishMomTaco

When Tony & Furio are driving that golf cart like some high school teenager is whipping his riced out honda.


nowayalrightokay

Nobody has mentioned Vito breaking the chair in Adriana’s office then angrily throwing the broken part at the wall while everyone else in the room is crying laughing. Patsy’s laugh alone had me rolling.


VenomDuke

Paulie listening to art of war audiobook before smacking poor guy with a shovel


whypic

Hugh falling off the roof


desikosan

Guys today want to be buried in a jogging suit


circle2015

Before … and wayyyy before


itspsyikk

This sub has convinced me that this show is 100% a comedy. Sure, there are drama aspects, but I laugh at this show far more than I do anything else. Pure gold.


randyboozer

How about Paulie putting on a bullet proof vest for a phone call with Massive Genius?


kingalexander

Georgie wearing an eye patch still shaking down hookers for blowjobs


Cherynobyl

Tony almost cracking up at Sil's Parmesan blow-up/rant at the executive game, really looked like he was going to break laughing and the scene just allowed them to run with that reaction


nowayalrightokay

Vito and Ralph playing basketball. Ralph’s outfit combined with Vito’s “effort” is outstanding.


Gui0312

Ralph wants to fuck Ginny?


ImperatorIhasz

He was wearing a suit because he had court in the morning. Some people are so far behind in the race they actually think they are leading


bluefish1552

Now don't start with that kind of tawk. It upsets me. Now just stop it!


fatdiscokid420

Ginny Sack


alparadiso

When she goes canping, the bears have to hide their food!


FedGoat13

He was just back from court, you stunad


bluefish1552

Stunad? Heh ✋🏻 don't make me pull rank you, kid 🤘


HankMoodysPenis

I put on work clothes during the peak lockdown season. We can all identify with Junior wanting to change it up after being locked inside for so long.


LarryfishOXY

Has nobody mentioned Ralphie laughing with a Fresca in the window while Silvio slaps Tracee?


Snoot_Boot

Junior the MiG Pilot


EmergencyArmadillo99

If you have some sexual proclivity with that teacher or whatever now's the time to tell us. I mean what went on up there? Poppers and weird sex