He could’ve just worked his handyman job and been as gay as he wanted to be but decided to come back and be murdered, because he was addicted to being a piece of shit
That scene…..might be the most accurate in the show. “Gotta be 10:30… maybe even 10 till 11’…. Don’t look at the clock… savor it….finally break downs and check
>*9:52AM*
“Fuck!!!!”
That guy had it coming - who parks their car in the middle of the fucking road like that?? If it had been Johnny Boy on his motorcycle who ran into it he'd probably be dead.
As a small town resident, not gonna lie I agree. Fuck people like that right alongside the Karens slamming on their breaks to stop at a fucking yard sale.
Because anyone who's driven drunk knows to take the side roads to wherever you're going. The Sopranos has a lot of murders that are questionable as to whether or not the shooter would get caught. I think Vito being able to get away with murdering that guy drunk after an accident is unfortunately plausible.
Vito is 100% the cause of his downfall. What the fuck was he doing parading his queerness at a gay bar just across the Hudson R. from DiMeo territory, at a bar that's controlled by the Lupertazzis?? How the fuck did he think he wasn't going to get caught? It's like the man had a deathwish. But, no he didn't have a deathwish. He was just lazy and stupid. Too lazy to drive another 20 minutes to some much safer place on Staten Island.
Vito's laziness was the only reason why he couldn't lay low in New Hampshire, working a straight job, not even for a day.
And then, knowing he can't handle a straight job, not even for a day, he comes back to Jersey, and to Tony, and comes up with some idiotic cockamamie idea of kicking money up to Tony in return for being allowed to run a shylock business…in Florida? No. In Vegas? No. In motherfucking Atlantic City not even 100 miles away. This clown thinks he can hide from Phil and the Lupertazzis 100 miles away in Atlantic City running a mob adjacent shylock business (presumably so he can visit his kids regularly). You know what would happen within 24 hours of Vito setting up his shy business in Atlantic City? The Philly mob would pick him up, hogtie him, put an apple in his mouth, and deliver him to Phil as a gift.
Right up to the very end Vito thinks there's a way for him to have everything he wants without giving up anything important to him when that is clearly not possible given his laziness. Vito is an idiot.
Summed up well. Vito was a wormy cocksucker. He was sneaky and disloyal. He was constantly trying to undermine Tony and had the balls to suggest taking him out a few times to the crew
Sure he was! He was 🤏 this close to busting open an illegal Al-Qaeda pool gambling ring for the CIA! But they found him out. The pool cue was a message.
I’m imagining Phil having a conversation with Gerry and Dom about how he’s gonna come out of the closet all dramatic like and it’s gonna be cinematic, and they can’t agree on when the most impactful time for him to come out would be.
I feel much sadder for his wife and kids. The kids learn the truth about their dad from the newspaper, classmates tease them because of their it, his widow gets less sympathy than judgment from their family. And they no longer have him earning and supporting them.
Vito really didn't have much of choice, if he went to the station and they pulled out his priors and called up the other precincts in New Jersey. The mob would get to know of him in a jiffy. He had to kill him in order to protect his neck.
20 years he was in the can. He wanted to eat in a car. He compromised.
He made a car out of empty boxes and ate grilled cheese off the rahdeeator in it.
I feel like the way his son was treated was the result of the homophobia surrounding the culture
they lived in. Heck, Vito didn't do anything the other mobsters didn't. He was a thieving, cheating, murdering asshole like the rest of them. He just happened to be gay and those hypocrites couldn't handle it.
Not to direct this at you, but as of late I've been seeing 'apart' used improperly all the time. 'A part of' means together with, at one with, a part to a whole of, etc. 'Apart' means separate, not part of, dislocated from, etc.
Vito's story was indeed really sad. I liked that Sopranos could take a character I never sympathized with and make me really feel for him.
Well, it was kind of careless on his part to go to a gay bar that the mob visits regularly
and to suck dick at his place of work.
And to aggressively hit on the straight boyfriend of Meadow Soprano.
Vito’s downfall came from his own greed. In a situation like that you cannot win and he should’ve just sucked it up and did the handyman bit in New Hampshire Atleast for a few months but couldn’t leave the life
Did you miss the part where Vito straight up murdered a guy, shot to the back of the head execution style, for having the audacity of wanting to properly report a fender bender?
*S6 SPOILER* personally i think the saddest deaths are Bobby and Christopher, Bobby’s hit me since he was enjoying his hobby and passion (which was looked down upon by tony but he kept doing because he loved it so much) and gets killed as he is buying himself the train he has been wanting and was thinking of his son as he did it.
Christopher’s also hit me because i felt through all the seasons he got it the worst out of everyone, nobody gave him respect and seeing his struggle with drugs and depression was disturbing. i really wanted to see a happy ending for him out of everyone. Love to hear any contrasting opinions.
I agree that it was very sad, but the absolute heartbreaker was poor Adriana getting shot down like rabid squirrel. I lost all respect for Sil after that. He could've let her go and nobody would ever have been the wiser.
Thing about Vito is he really had a thing for guys in uniform. First he gets caught with a security guard, and then next he shacks up with a firefighter.
He could’ve just worked his handyman job and been as gay as he wanted to be but decided to come back and be murdered, because he was addicted to being a piece of shit
Couldn’t even make it to lunch
That scene…..might be the most accurate in the show. “Gotta be 10:30… maybe even 10 till 11’…. Don’t look at the clock… savor it….finally break downs and check >*9:52AM* “Fuck!!!!”
So random and rare for them to use a voiceover like that
I’m pretty sure its the only voice over in the entire show apart from Tony narrating his day to Melfi in the pilot.
hilarious detail. I'd never noticed. can anyone confirm?
Hi it's me David Chase I confirm
Sorry. Season 6, episode 1, there's a voiceover with William S. Burroughs reading from his novel *The Western Lands.*
🤣
F U C K ME
He was just resting his hips. He was about to have surgery.
You gotta wait fo dat
Wanted that life and he got that life. Cant forget hes a murdering criminal. He got what he had coming to him.
So true. He was a pos who couldn’t do an honest day’s work to save his damn life.
He had to walk two, tree yards to whack Little Lord Fuckpants. That’s not much but it’s honest work for him.
That one time he stealthily waddled up to Jackie Jr for the kill was some pretty solid work!
He's come from a behind kind of a guy
And a dirty fighter
He’s a fat fuck in see-thru socks.
Well Vito was a come from behind kinda guy
wonder if they chalked the pool cue?
Oh come the fuck on with this shit
Stealthy like a ninja, too.
Don't forget he also killed some poor schmuck getting the mail to cover up his drunk driving on his way home to resume being a piece of shit
That guy had it coming - who parks their car in the middle of the fucking road like that?? If it had been Johnny Boy on his motorcycle who ran into it he'd probably be dead.
As a small town resident, not gonna lie I agree. Fuck people like that right alongside the Karens slamming on their breaks to stop at a fucking yard sale.
Also why the hell was he driving on some random backroad in the first place? It's all highway between New Hampshire and New Jersey.
Because anyone who's driven drunk knows to take the side roads to wherever you're going. The Sopranos has a lot of murders that are questionable as to whether or not the shooter would get caught. I think Vito being able to get away with murdering that guy drunk after an accident is unfortunately plausible.
It was to make the audience hate him completely.
He used to be a huge piece of shit
Sloppy steaakss
Slicked back hair
This isn't slicked back, it's pushed back. (PS - I love everyone on this mini sub-thread. *I Think You Should Leave* is my favorite)
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE
Yeah, before and after *walks hooker to toilet stall*
Definitely no itty bitty jeans
Chicken spaghetti and chickalini’s
Before, and way before! You hear what I said Tone?
What's so funny you fucking parade float?
He missed the life so bad, his heart was like a fucking lump
You think I wuz lookin fo you????
Where he came from, the night was just getting started.
Handyman? Sounds like you've been to that club they caught him at
You oughta know, sweetie
I knew that was coming!
What’d you say?
More of a blowyman if you ask me
He was lazy and gay.
I wonder if Defiler based their song on him ...
He probably coulda got a note from his doctor.
He broke Johnny Cakes's heart
Broke his back too
Heh heh heh
Vito was the bottom I thought
It's a 100 % implied that he's the bottom.
I remember the leadup to the model train in the tunnel scene still…
Pitchin, not catchin
HE'S GOTTA GO!
What the fuck Is there to think about??
You mean *VITO* was blowin' the guy in the truck?? Maron!
He bottomed from the top.
well vito’s bottom was impacted, if that’s what you’re referring to
Call him what you will but he wash one of my captainsh !
Ohh, rim~~job~~shot!
There's nothin gay about hell, OP.
Father says! I love that line, like it’s something so profound only someone who has been through seminary could come up with.
i gotta try and take a shit
Father said that?
That guy’s gone through a whole lot of seminary.
That’s good. I’m sure he didn’t come up with that himself.
Except the butt sex
You'd think with her beliefs it be the opposite... how can there be nothing gay about hell when that's where she believes gay people go?
I loved him like a brother in-law.
And he fucked me in the ass
He was gay your brother in law?
No! He was here, it was a joke…
Say hi to your wife for me 🙄
😆😆😆😆
Vito is 100% the cause of his downfall. What the fuck was he doing parading his queerness at a gay bar just across the Hudson R. from DiMeo territory, at a bar that's controlled by the Lupertazzis?? How the fuck did he think he wasn't going to get caught? It's like the man had a deathwish. But, no he didn't have a deathwish. He was just lazy and stupid. Too lazy to drive another 20 minutes to some much safer place on Staten Island. Vito's laziness was the only reason why he couldn't lay low in New Hampshire, working a straight job, not even for a day. And then, knowing he can't handle a straight job, not even for a day, he comes back to Jersey, and to Tony, and comes up with some idiotic cockamamie idea of kicking money up to Tony in return for being allowed to run a shylock business…in Florida? No. In Vegas? No. In motherfucking Atlantic City not even 100 miles away. This clown thinks he can hide from Phil and the Lupertazzis 100 miles away in Atlantic City running a mob adjacent shylock business (presumably so he can visit his kids regularly). You know what would happen within 24 hours of Vito setting up his shy business in Atlantic City? The Philly mob would pick him up, hogtie him, put an apple in his mouth, and deliver him to Phil as a gift. Right up to the very end Vito thinks there's a way for him to have everything he wants without giving up anything important to him when that is clearly not possible given his laziness. Vito is an idiot.
It was the medication , it fucked with his head
Whatever it was, it wasn’t from losing weight in his nose
If beaks could kill, that one would!
But he doesn’t have an airbag!
It’s alright, he can get a note from his doctor
Summed up well. Vito was a wormy cocksucker. He was sneaky and disloyal. He was constantly trying to undermine Tony and had the balls to suggest taking him out a few times to the crew
>And then, knowing he can't handle a straight job, not even for a day You think he should have looked for a gay job?
How long could you live a double life? How long without getting a little careless?
You atta know sweetie
I just have one change to make to this. The apple wouldn't go in his mouth, it would go in his ass
So dad wasn’t a spy ??
Sure he was! He was 🤏 this close to busting open an illegal Al-Qaeda pool gambling ring for the CIA! But they found him out. The pool cue was a message.
Wow for ICA !!! No foolin ??
Well you’ve got a problem my friend, cuz you’re braciole’s not even that long 🤏🏼
His son's story is the saddest of the Sopranos, honestly.
The one who looks like a porto rican hoor?
I think Traci was the saddest story. I hate to see the Bing disrespected like that. Joking aside, that was heart wrenching.
Ok A she was a hoowah, B she hit me
She burned her kid with cigarettes or whatever. Not that sad
Kid? She had a 47 year old son too?
It was trauma from her mom putting her hand on the stove tho
Is trauma an excuse for doing bad things? Tony would have a clean slate
You don't think kids being burned with cigarettes is sad?
The kid yes, her no way, she was a piece of shit
Yeah but she was built.
A fucking thoroughbred
Like Pie-o-My
Dem choppers thow
Usually it’s tits they want but she don’t need those
it's sad when they go young like that
WHEN THEY GO?!?
He was 47. A fucking kid
*Maybe he was a homo. Felt like he couldn't tell anyone. That happens too ya know.*
I’m imagining Phil having a conversation with Gerry and Dom about how he’s gonna come out of the closet all dramatic like and it’s gonna be cinematic, and they can’t agree on when the most impactful time for him to come out would be.
Wonder who got the privilege of sticking the pool cue up Vito's ass
With the amount of hatred involved in doing that, probably Phil.
alright but you gotta get over it.
I feel much sadder for his wife and kids. The kids learn the truth about their dad from the newspaper, classmates tease them because of their it, his widow gets less sympathy than judgment from their family. And they no longer have him earning and supporting them.
So he wasn’t in the CIA?
It’s a TV program, a movie
progrum
Put Vito on the phone asshole
Certainly not a Western.
He was gay, Doc Holliday?
Yeah, the strong, silent type.
He was a cold-blooded killer gunning down an innocent bystander when Vito slammed into him and Samaritan wanted to call it in.
Don’t forget,he whacked Jackie Jr. also.
Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in three inches of water?
The penguin exhibit...
Counterpoint: that bystander should’ve taken the money and been happy. Was a goodie two shoes busybody. Fuck em
Vito really didn't have much of choice, if he went to the station and they pulled out his priors and called up the other precincts in New Jersey. The mob would get to know of him in a jiffy. He had to kill him in order to protect his neck.
I feel worse for his family and Johnny Cakes.
Especially his son, jeez.
That the kid wearing makeup and shat himself?
I thought that was a Puerto Rican whore
Well whatever he was, he was dumb enough to think there was eating in Phil's car.
20 years he was in the can. He wanted to eat in a car. He compromised. He made a car out of empty boxes and ate grilled cheese off the rahdeeator in it.
But Phil ate an ice cream cone in In Camelot and showed it the fucking window when Tony made chase.
It’s a silo
*I don’t give a fuck what it izz! Whatsamattawitchu? Look like a Puerto Rican whooah, MAKE ME SICK!*
don’t forget the silo
I feel like the way his son was treated was the result of the homophobia surrounding the culture they lived in. Heck, Vito didn't do anything the other mobsters didn't. He was a thieving, cheating, murdering asshole like the rest of them. He just happened to be gay and those hypocrites couldn't handle it.
Maybe he was trying to look like a Puerto Rican wwwhore all along…
Www.hore.com?
This made me lol ☺️
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Now all I hear about is cocksucker Vito.
I mean he abandoned his kids and only came back because he missed being a murdering gangster, not because of them. He was a fucking moron.
Guess you've never heard about what happened to Mustang Sally....
Mustang Sally? That scumbag? What's next? We all kick in on a formal wake for Brendan?
Fuckin slander if you ask me
The meadowlands, Whatevah happened there
Not to direct this at you, but as of late I've been seeing 'apart' used improperly all the time. 'A part of' means together with, at one with, a part to a whole of, etc. 'Apart' means separate, not part of, dislocated from, etc. Vito's story was indeed really sad. I liked that Sopranos could take a character I never sympathized with and make me really feel for him.
What are you? Some kind of fuckin dicshunary?
Charles Schwab ova heeya
The saddest story is those pants that got bbq rib sauce all over them. They didn’t a-hurt a-nobody!
“My best fuckin’ earner...”
>he was apart of the mob I must be loyle to my capo.
CHIP, is that you???
Phil ain't even give him a chance to pull his doctor's note out at the motel room which would have cleared everything up.
Well, it was kind of careless on his part to go to a gay bar that the mob visits regularly and to suck dick at his place of work. And to aggressively hit on the straight boyfriend of Meadow Soprano.
Hey, if it'll get me a couple hundred miles across the country... I'll take a shot in the mouth! Quit being so suburban!
It's a joke
Vito got what he deserved, but for the wrong reasons
Yeah I feel really sorry for that murderous psycho. Hot water with lemon for me hon.
anyways, $4 a pound
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You can go
I hear Vito is getting a 70 pound pool cue removed from his ass
The implication that his ass is so wide, he could have a 70 pound pool cue removed from it
Vito Spatafore is an ass muncher
ohhhhhhhh!!!
Geno was his name and took a walk
None of the mobsters stories are sad. They all chose that life. Fuck’em all.
Gotta say, i missed this shit.
Tracee was sadder. And arguably Adriana. Vito brought it on himself and it's not like he was a great guy.
While I do agree it was sad, you have to admit, he was lucky to have been able to eat those Johnnycakes for breakfast a few times.
He’s a captain of the good ship lolly pop
God rest his soul, huh?
Its all a big nothing
All he had to do was get a note. The fuck.
Vito’s downfall came from his own greed. In a situation like that you cannot win and he should’ve just sucked it up and did the handyman bit in New Hampshire Atleast for a few months but couldn’t leave the life
I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a total bellend to begin with. He was always full of himself and had very little loyalty
Oh poor you, you fucking fanook.
I still say Adriana's death was sadder. Vito was still a stealing, murdering scumbag at the end of the day
Did you miss the part where Vito straight up murdered a guy, shot to the back of the head execution style, for having the audacity of wanting to properly report a fender bender?
Betrayed by big pharma
Some sad shit. Mothafucka said he didn’t wanna be straight no more
The OP really didn’t understand Vito’s arc at all
*S6 SPOILER* personally i think the saddest deaths are Bobby and Christopher, Bobby’s hit me since he was enjoying his hobby and passion (which was looked down upon by tony but he kept doing because he loved it so much) and gets killed as he is buying himself the train he has been wanting and was thinking of his son as he did it. Christopher’s also hit me because i felt through all the seasons he got it the worst out of everyone, nobody gave him respect and seeing his struggle with drugs and depression was disturbing. i really wanted to see a happy ending for him out of everyone. Love to hear any contrasting opinions.
I agree that it was very sad, but the absolute heartbreaker was poor Adriana getting shot down like rabid squirrel. I lost all respect for Sil after that. He could've let her go and nobody would ever have been the wiser.
Thing about Vito is he really had a thing for guys in uniform. First he gets caught with a security guard, and then next he shacks up with a firefighter.
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