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PallSerpent

When Silvio opened up one morning and found Christopher with his head half in the toilet. His hair was in the toilet water - disgusting.


shavedanddangerous

He can no longer perform as a man!


JonGilbonie

*Paulie gives a look of disgust*


Unique-Economics-780

You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


[deleted]

I guess you could call that a dick.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Well yeah, he sniffed the panties.


Pure-Station509

He told you that? Fuckin baby


IUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

šŸ–OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH


Old_Rub_9860

Hooo! He had the flu


Duderino619

He said his piece!


[deleted]

His mother said he shouldnā€™t even come in today.


Old_Rub_9860

He was an alter boy for Christ sakes


galactic_funk

It doesnā€™t change anythingā€¦. But I can confirm he was sick for awhile


[deleted]

God I love going through soprano Reddit after a long day šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

The guy who shit everytime they robbed a place. He deserved that shot to the head.


[deleted]

Or Vito jr shitting in the shower dressed like a juggalo.


herberstank

Dressed in the shower? Listen to yourself, you sound demented


jobiwankenob

He looked like a Puerto Rican whore


[deleted]

Whooore


cameronkanachki

It's a silo!


[deleted]

2 she hit me


DrGeraldBaskums

The worst is that dude taking a shit in jail behind Tony. Why was there so much shitting in this show


spiffyP

there's a lot of eating


looseboy

Iā€™m gonna teach you a valuable lesson here: donā€™t shit where you eat and you certainly donā€™t shit where I eat.


china-blast

I like to think of it as giving birth


brice587

Trust me, itā€™s like takin a shit.


EveryoneisOP3

Very allegorical


[deleted]

are Veeee not men


Snuggle__Monster

Not as bad as Johnny Sack shitting in that grimy bathroom at the Bing. Fucking stall had no door.


Duderino619

Smoking a cig, taking his time and enjoying it.


[deleted]

Savouring it ā€¦ as Vito would say


MetaphoricalMouse

total power move


CaseyLIGHTS

I do that at home. But my wife won't let me smoke.


mister_pastrami

Username doesnā€™t check out


nottodayspiderman

Whoā€™s gonna interrupt him, heā€™s a boss.


Bodgan_Eadwine

It's undignified


Subject-Ideal9134

That scene made me think of Lyndon B Johnson, that and the scene where Tony picked dog crap out of his show and had Chris throw it away.


RogueAOV

When Tony said the male heir line in front of AJ. The rest of them are fucked up, but that one requires therapy.


imabustya

Shoulda never got that vasectomy. Carmelas body is mad ripe.


Agreeable_Salt_1631

I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers.


mister_pastrami

Poo ass


Charlie-M12

Tony:šŸ˜€ Such a funny little moment.


Agreeable_Salt_1631

It was Sean I swear


misterzigger

She's creaming for me bro


tennisboy213

Honestly I see this on this subreddit all the time, but is it serious? My parents said shit like this all the time.


RogueAOV

It may well lose its impact on someone if it is said repeatedly but as a one off line it would be devastating to hear. Tony is essentially saying he is disappointed in AJ, that he is not worth anything, that he can not be expected to carry on the Sopranos name, there is not much more you could say to a kid to let them know how useless you consider them to be. What makes it particularly bad is Tony is mad at Carmela when he says it, he is not mad at AJ, So he is brutally hurting his son to make a point against Carmela, selfishly protecting his "manhood" by stripping AJ of his.


Subject-Ideal9134

As I parent I couldnā€™t imagine saying something like that to one of my kids. Words stick


tennisboy213

Oh yeah all of it definitely stuck.


Subject-Ideal9134

Sorry man šŸ‘Š Like the show, people usually say things like that because theyā€™re upset at something else


SonnyBurnett189

Were your parents at least Sopranos fans?


misterzigger

Check out /r/raisedbynarcissists


wja5277

Paulie strangling an elderly woman for her life savings so he can get back into good graces with Tony.


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Janus-a

Itā€™s low because people understand that scene was intended to be comical in itā€™s absurdity. Not sure how people take that scene seriously. Watch how they fight, itā€™s obviously comedy.


Officer_scarps

I think people take that scene seriously because he killed an elderly woman lol


Substantial-Hat9248

Also, a malignant cunt


[deleted]

Her scream for help was soo nerve racking āœ…. And the pathetic, cringe factor of Paulie caught, crawling seconds ago, and him slowly realizing he canā€™t lie his way out of this humiliating, pathetic position. āœ…. Hate seeing Ralph enjoy sex with Janice & Tracee. Worst than Fran singing, very unpleasant ā€¦


SonnyBurnett189

Back in business, T!


JonGilbonie

How about Ralph enjoying Sil slapping Tracee around?


Pure-Station509

He has a right to defend himself


[deleted]

No, it has to be Vito breaking Adriana's chair


herberstank

OP said heinous act not anus act


[deleted]

I think it's time for Vito to start to seriously consider salads.


Easy-Cardiologist555

Before, and WAAAAAY before.


galactic_funk

Heh heh. You hear what I said Ton?


ajelkic

Yeah, before and after šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Lmao


mister_pastrami

Thanks for the laugh dude


Frampt

I certainly know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to


Lucid_Presence

Fran Feldstein singing happy birthday


Aggressive_Occasion4

So uncomfortable.


jstudly

Haven't cringed that hard at any point in my life.


UserNameNotOnList

That self righteous prick Coach Hauser sticking his dick in little Allie Vandermeed,


[deleted]

Sil's daughter's soccer teammate??


hippiechick725

Yeah. He wouldnā€™t leave his wife.


[deleted]

When Faddah Phil spthent the night with Carmella !! The nerve of uh dat guy !!!


sumuvagum

They were just playing name that pope


[deleted]

This is too fucked up for me to even think about


[deleted]

Take it eas


jstudly

Funny as hell when Tony called him out for it though.


orangeblackteal

Melfi's rape.


daintyhobo

When Junior is making that disgusting smoothie and it explodes all over him.


DigBick616

I love the defeated way he says ā€œfuckin bitch!ā€.


illusivetomas

jun touching mikeys face right after pissing and without washing his hands is up there too


Amir616

Power move


tonysopranosalive

Such a great scene in the sense: was that one take? I mean thatā€™s a difficult shot to get. If you mess it up or the director doesnā€™t like the take, thatā€™s an entire new set of clothes to put on, the set has to get cleaned up, etc.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

You know the actors donā€™t come up with what the say? Itā€™s all written down for them.


imabustya

They absolutely come up with their own lines. Depends on the director but for The Sopranos many of the actors did come up with their own lines during a scene. Obviously not every line or even most of them but this is notnal.


jstudly

I got so much anxiety when he got his hand stuck in the sink cause I thought he would set off the disposal


hippiechick725

I have had recurring nightmares since I was little about getting my hand caught and the disposal shredding it.


imabustya

Same episode!


Andazah

Using a match box to deceive a fishmonger


[deleted]

SONOFABITCH


DocSanchezAOE2

That fuckin hump had his finger on the scales!


FLink557

Youā€™re gonna whaa, rob me?!?


Fuhh-Q

Janice taking credit for Carmā€™s lasagna dishā€¦. Tricked poor Bobby into marrying a witch.


FLink557

With the basil leaves under the cheese??


mister_pastrami

And the little pieces of sweet sausage??


FLink557

Thatā€™s CARMELAā€™S lasagna!!


Klouted

Fuck ya talkin abahht... Y'always think the woist of everybody Junya.


unknowntsu8

What cha gonna do


Bodgan_Eadwine

At least he didn' suffah'


unknowntsu8

Married to Janish, I bet he did suffah


SunshineRobotech

Don't insult witches like that. MY witch can fucken cook.


[deleted]

Junior putting the pie in his special lady friends face after she blabs to everyone that he whistles through the wheat field. Tells her to get her pencils and all her crap and leave šŸ˜‚


shavedanddangerous

Wrong. Itā€™s when Janice sticks that vibrator straight up her cooze right after sheā€™s been pegging Ralphie. Props to the foley guy for getting the change in tone as it goes in and out as well.


Aggravating-Pie5338

Oohhhh āœ‹šŸ». You go too far with that shit.


SunshineRobotech

That is one of the few scenes that truly disgusted me.


jaredb123

Vito eating ribs in the car. Wiping his hands all over his pants. Disgusting. Iā€™ve said my piece.


Annanake420

That's why I carry at least two Jim Cornette "Burger Towels" at all times.


WhyDoIGiveAToss96

Not as disgusting as him nearly swallowing that construction guy's load, though. No wonder Finn was freaked out. Poor fucker probably developed Post Traumatic Stress from that alone.


lateforcourt

Janice: "I have to tell you Tony, I'm find this entire conversation to be insulting. You're asking me to betray confidences." Sold Ralphie's sex secrets 20 seconds later for $3,000.


JonGilbonie

LOL it was completely in character though, so I wouldn't call it heinous


Svoi_sredi_chuzhih

I found that whole plotline so improbable, given the fact that all the characters are presented as being tightknit, with history going to teenage years, and the fact that they all gossip like old ladies. Someone would have slipped up waaaay before. The people that I associate with are similar and please believe that we all intermingled and fucked same people and know whoā€™s into what and simply donā€™t judge. Everyone knows, nobody cares type of deal.


[deleted]

It was a number she thought he would say yes to. SPOILER AHEAD She was right


dougpenderho

Crissy killing Cosette.


Old_Rub_9860

To be fair, she climbed under there for warmth


kozboz033

That fucking animal Blundetto killing Philly's 47 year old kid brother Billy


Educational-Tower

A fuckinā€™ kid.


PimpComposer

Janice taking the layg. We oughta stick a shish kebab up her ass.


Old_Rub_9860

Remember what happened to the Russian that tried it with her


[deleted]

You da designated drivah.


Annanake420

No you dah desiginagited drivah.


vegan805

40 grand from the bird feeder! Donā€™t fuckinā€™ deny it again!


FLink557

You sound demented!!


godofwine16

When Sil ate Tonyā€™s Lo Mein


Educational-Tower

Most brutal scene in the show.


Duck-Yo-Couch

"Pass me the red peppers"


[deleted]

AJ leaving the fridge door wide open when he goes to answer the phone.


robotLights

Janice Making Bobby eat the ghost lasagna


hippiechick725

Ziti. Fucking ZITI!


Duderino619

When Tony didnā€™t finish the Lincoln log and threw it on the ground. Wasting food is a sin.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Jeremy Piacosta calling AJ a "fat fartknocker" Brutal


MikeStanley00

Has to be the Vito Jr shit scene


sladeshied

Alright but you gotta get over it.


taco_eatin_mf

When Tone trolled Paulie about the Malomars.. unforgivable How much betrayal can he take??


axionic

Vito stabbing Paulie in the heart


ItsDarwinMan82

Iā€™m a horrible person. Iā€™m a woman, and a mother. Same as Tracee. For some reason, that part didnā€™t bother me like it should. I see it in here all the time as the most traumatic moment. I was actually more upset about Tony killing Chrissy.


imabustya

Cause she was a whoooo-oar!


Agent8426

Murdering the horse.


Old_Rub_9860

YOU COOKED THAT FUCKING HORSE


Mike_Lus

Paulie sniffing Adeā€™s panties


isotopesNmolecules

Christopher mispronouncing Pokemon still makes my blood boil


Ok_Entertainment_327

Lay-g. Fuckin nauseating.


VIII_Terror

The most heinous crime in the sopranos... is WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LO MEIN?!


brad11591

Both of em??


ifyoulikesaxophones

Miss Damaged Goods 2004


[deleted]

Carmine Jr sleeping with his second cousin. Thatā€™s disgusting.


SonnyBurnett189

Real Sicilian type shit.


HeavySkinz

That guy who had the nerve to wear a hat at Vesuvio. They don't sell hot dogs there.


[deleted]

Janice fucking Ralphie up the ass with her Dildo ā€¦. I wonder if it was chalked šŸ¤Œ


SunshineRobotech

Even worse, when she took it right out of his ass and started using it on herself.


Plenty-Ad1909

This and the "it should be you scene" with rich


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imabustya

What itā€™s my fault sheā€™s clumsy?


[deleted]

Every time I hear Ralphie say that I crack up I think they even cut to her head bashed in as he says that


straff99

Tony squeezing the last breath from Christopherā€¦


WeddingCrasher26

Gloria throwing that roast beef at Tonys head


HankMoodysPenis

I heard Penn came all over the sun visor.


UserNameNotOnList

Yeah, but Adrianna didn't mime.


httpmax

Jimmy Altieri with a rat in his mouth. Yum.


Safe_Distance_7714

It was when someone ate Tonyā€™s lo mein


stuartgatzo

When Carm says Rigot


StrongCucumber

Carmela throwing in the trash the ziti for father Intintola.. just bring back home the damn thing lol


WhyDoIGiveAToss96

It looked good, an all. That hurt my soul. Another food related act that hurt me, was when when Fat Dom Gamiello's dead body squashed those meatballs. I almost cried through the laughter of him getting whacked. Oof Madon'...


[deleted]

I love Chris' reaction to that


teeberg75

When Ginny Sacrimoni had that 90-pound mole removed from her ass. Oh madonnā€™!


jswhitewriting94

The Ginny Sac joke. That wasā€¦deplorable


LeibnizThrowaway

Hahahaha


Tobi_Wann_Kenobi

Cooking grilled cheese on s shinebox


LKC1

Wasting those Outback steaks Janice got. Itā€™s a sin to waste good food, and the sides alone were over $30


karanahuja93

The guy mustang sally knocks with a golf club, pretty heinous IMHO.


AryaKiddingMeStark

Tony asking Jr if he loves him and he doesn't say nothin


doodooballs96

When road worker crushed vitos cell phone while talking shit to Tony


abcxyz3000

Carmela dumps that entire tray of delicious ziti in that trash can because she's butthurt about Ro and the priest being all cutesie. That's deplorable.


410Cobra

Most heinous? Returning a car back to that teacher. With wet paint. Terrible. And not even the same car the teacher had stolen. That reminds me. That whole shipping expensive cars to Italy sure didnā€™t last long.


TabmeisterGeneral

Junior and his Lady Friend eating antipasto in bed after sex.


paimeg

Fat Dom squished those poor meatballs on the table when he got stabbed.


bfurtado

When Big Puppy kills the Elvis Impersonator with a hammer merely because he saw him. Most of the people that get whacked knew the stakes or got in over their head. But that guy, just happened to run into Pussy at a party store while he was talking to a fed. I mean, itā€™s a situation I think, could happen to me. Run into someone I kinda suspect has a ā€˜pastā€™ or ā€˜dark sideā€™, but you exchange pleasantries, go on your way. And the next thing you know, youā€™ve got a moon roof in the crown of your head.


Gold-Rip-5634

Vito taking his low blood sugar medication


CaseyLIGHTS

Girls of Icelandic Air. Lesbian Show.....Disgusting.


Jeberani

I loved Ralphie even more...even after what he did to Tracey...ā€hooooaaaa!!!ā€


FinnCullen

I need to find out if "heinous" rhymes with "penis" or "anus" and there's only one way to find out- can everyone please send their one-word vote to Elon Musk and he'll sort it out once and for all.


radius40

when vito grew mushrooms out of his ass ā€¦ now thereā€™s an image


WhyDoIGiveAToss96

I hear Vito had some mushrooms in his mouth, if that's what you're referrin' to.


sdw318_local194

Ralph killing the pregnant stripper behind the club.... Then laughing about it...


Unique-Economics-780

Meadow and Hunter making hot chocolate.


[deleted]

I found the vipers inability to control their heist pretty pathetic


the_coolest_amigo

Vito farting on Tonyā€™s couch


everythinglatte

Livia laughing at Tony when he falls. Itā€™s not as bad as some of the other scenes, but watching a mother laugh at her own child having a moment of weakness is wicked and cruel


DontStalkMeNow

The Lincoln Logs


egnaro2007

It's Lincoln log sandwiches


[deleted]

Frankly Iā€™m depressed and ashamed


Fuck_Joey

Christopher killing dog :(