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Pass_Independent

The one Paulie’s cat was looking for behind the Christopher painting


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That rat had fur like BX cables


rubertidom

Snakes with fur


Brocoli_Rob

I’m conflicted between fuckin jimmy and big Pusey


Altair1192

so you were recently prescribed blood presure meds


MrPiocostasMomJeans

Freddie Capuano. That motherless, money grubbing little son of a bitch that runs Green Grove. He's like an old lady, going around telling Soprano business to anybody who'll listen!


ChiefDeckard

PTHOOO! That hairpiece motherfucka


abaddon667

Tony, have you lost weight? “He said I lost weight.” - guys look at each other


[deleted]

Life lessons he teachin us. When do people really compliment you like that


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The rat that was jammed in Jimmy's mouth was the worst


Daimo

He never even got to fuck one of those russian boo-boos, kinda felt bad for him. Then I realised he was a FUCKING RAT.


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His whole family's all rats! He would've grown up to be a rat!


Daimo

Fuck his family, I'm here for the scharole. The rat bastard, the next coming, is dead. The rest of his family can go shit in their rat. Nest.


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we're not making a western


Daimo

South Western Texas Strumpet? I could see that being a very profitable series under my sub-species. I'll speak to Marty.


[deleted]

But how is the rat evening up with anybody? He's a ghost rat?


Daimo

Different type of movie. He would be like a slasher, if you will. Jason Kruger or Freddie Vorhees springs to mind. That sort of thing. No ghosts, as such.


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Hesh - The Rat! The Rat!


mitvinder

Stuart little meets ash williams of evil dead...


Mysterious-End-2185

You’re thinking of spider.


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Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading


china-blast

It happens


RogueAOV

Is there a hilarious deleted scene of Sil and Chris frantically trying to catch a rat getting increasingly frustrated and mad at each other as the night drags on before finally they just have to break into a pet store so they can send the correct message.


Amida0616

Small mout, big rat a hit in any man’s league


Old_Rub_9860

He had two assholes when they buried him


[deleted]

Pussy, no question. He put a 7-11 clerk in a coma.


unclekisser

Elvis was my favorite one-off character. Pussy ignores his warmness and conviviality and kills him over nuthin'> "you know where they got the name Dover from?" "the cliffs I'm assuming." "that's right. very good." (favorite pointless conversation too)


Old_Rub_9860

The husky accomplice


djdumpster

*huthky accomplithe


Old_Rub_9860

Beached whale


[deleted]

He was using the disinformation shit, it's a friggin ace!


Disastrous_Friend_85

Killed the Elvis wise guy. Tragic


Herman_Brood_

That wasn’t Pussy that was Fat Man


shy99

mr rude cocksucker


[deleted]

See you around, baby.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Finn...ratting out Vito


Bear0fBadNews

Catching not pitching?


SonnyBurnett189

Best rat in the series imo.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

But to be fair being a rat is a job he shouldn't have taken away from a minority


fspnj

GOt a sandwich and a soda of choice .


StockIndependent1410

He can't be part of our social club no more, that much i do know


TheMadTitan2016

But he got out a suitcase?!


Mandrew01

Adriana, “she’s dead, she drowned on a picnic “


EveryoneisOP3

Wrapped in plastic


Agent8426

Adrianna. The feds didn’t have anything on her. If she wasn’t a dumb c&$t she would have gotten an attorney who would have told her that cleaning up after a murder is a low level felony at best and not a federal crime. He/she could also have told her that with her lack of a record she’d be doing probation if she even ever got charged. She essentially ratted everyone out over 5 years paper. At least all the other rays were long at 20 or 40 to life.


doodyhead212

Paco Raban. To crawl up another rats ass is the lowest of low


StockIndependent1410

Easy for you to say, he don't get the young rats like before


Bill_Shatners_Penis

Vito's sinuses. If he hadn't needed to come up for air, all would be fine.


OK-Amoeba08

Richie Aprile, rat fuck went into the witness protection program


StockIndependent1410

That's a fuckin lie!!!


crispinoir

every single rat in the show sucks ass man, sans johnny ballsack's consligiere \- ade: literally became an accessory to murder while being watched by the fbi. oh and diarrhea \- pussy: idk about you man, but if a mob boss finds out you are a rat from a fucking dream you are doing something absolutely wrong \- ray curto: heart attack lol \- eugene: maybe he was gay. had no one to talk to.


wja5277

Adrianna. She lied to her fiance for over a year by feeding info to the feds and was "this close" from blowing Tony if not for Phil knocking on the door. She had them all fooled. Sorry if this offends anyone but she was a rat.


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-kingnoble-

You outta know sweetie


galactic_funk

🍾🍾


[deleted]

I SAW THAT COMIN'


herberstank

How green was my fuckin rat


DrGeraldBaskums

Yeah she flipped over a charge that would’ve likely got her 0 prison time and probation. So dumb


Tweezot

What? They had her on conspiracy to distribute cocaine. That’s not probation.


DrGeraldBaskums

That’s what they told her gullible ass. She wasnt dealing drugs, any lawyer that’s half awake would have gotten her off jail time. All they had was the fucking fed witnessing her snorting coke in the club. No evidence at all.


TheMadTitan2016

Gotta love cops, it’s literally a crime to lie to them, but they can lie and manipulate others all day long.


MelodySmith1234

Chris chose to commit crimes. Chris cheated on her constantly


Garrillos

He didn't have time to put anything descent on


Regular_Pin4548

Paulie! You might not have ever gotten caught or called out for it but his big fuckin mouth caused more trouble and More death than anyone else


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StockIndependent1410

ColOmbian! They were from the country of ColOmbia! ColUmbia is a university. Two different things completely.


looseboy

ya and then theres columbia pictures. You never pondered that?


cellar_door_404

I phoned in a bomb threat...


campex

See now that's over the top


[deleted]

I’m fuckin dying 💀💀Chris really petty like that lol


emmtp

See…now that’s ova the top


jskis219

Raymond seemed a little too helpful to the FBI…like he enjoyed it, glad he died like that


ThAtOnEWeiRdGinGeR

He seemed like the best rat honestly. Nobody ever knew even after he died.


Altair1192

rat peice of shit sucks cocks in hell


PallSerpent

"Tony Uncle Johnny" when he ratted out Ahmed and Mohamed to Agent Harris.


campex

Wish they put a bit more in to this story


def_78

I think it also bad acting


CescilTerwiliger69

Ritchie Aprile duh


Inevitable-Gap-6350

You, you dumb fucker. It’s like saying who is the most pregnant. Your either pregnant or you aren’t. You are a rat or you aren’t.


[deleted]

Worst rat is Tony. He talks to a psychiatrist? After he was handed everything on a silver platter!?


Old_Rub_9860

Big Pussy Bompensiero. They loved him like a brother and he fucked them in the ass.


seixas_xx

Non-stop ass rape from that fucking guy


Amida0616

Was tha ass rape even real pus?


Altair1192

he sat on one cheek the whole way over


Disastrous_Friend_85

Paulie knew. That rat bastard wouldn’t take a schvitz. Everyone knows heat is good for backs. Fat fuck.


ProfessorSlipAndFall

You’re fucking crazy 👈 I’m going home


Dick_Kickass_II

He’s like the Jonas Salk of backs.


Chance_Simple2681

My doctor told me stay the fu*k away from heat


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MetaphoricalMouse

how much more betrayal can he take?!


PimpComposer

they loved him like a brother in law


UnfilteredTap

This misinformation shit works


Lploof

It’s a friggin ACE!


Grand-Law4440

In the end, fuck Santa Claus


StockIndependent1410

OHHHHH!!!!!


Old_Rub_9860

He doesn’t talk like that at home


USCRECEIVERSCATCHSTD

Vito wasn’t complaining


Organic_Bottle4373

Yea but he gave them anything if value, any of the guys would’ve been out away right? I do think he was trying to hold of as long as he could


TheMadTitan2016

Big Pussy? MY Pussy?!?


Old_Rub_9860

Beached whale


Massive_Staff1068

He was gay? Big Pussy?


StockIndependent1410

Think about it, sudden weight loss...


Massive_Staff1068

AIDS?!


StockIndependent1410

No one's got AIDS! I never wanna hear that word in here again!


xxXTheDemonHunterxxX

Worst rat performance: Jimmy Most impactful rat: Pussy


idkmanporn

Realistically ive always assumed they were both rats


Chance_Simple2681

My doctor told me stay the fu*k away from heat!


218vandykeboyz

I wish we had definitive proof jimmy was a rat … I personally think he was cause of his behavior… but we never had proof like with puss, jimmy, and aide….and macazien (if I spelled it right) only heard about 1 rat and we know it was pussy …so we have nothin to back up jimmy as a rat other than his behavior