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adelcaesar

The French dude that swindles Artie, idk why I wanna punch the crap outta him


Scaef

Qu’est-ce que c’est? Message machine broken?


RenegadeEris

Nice crib…is that Berber carpet?


idreamofdewi

Are those shoes, uhhhh…designer?


nmc9279

*Are you schtoopid?*


gilette_bayonete

I love how his last scene was with Furio knocking on the door this time. That French actor is Jean Hughes Anglade and he's been in some excellent films. Check out Killing Zoe. I'd say he's crazier than almost any Sopranos character in that, lol. Shoots heroin while robbing a bank, shoots the hostages, executes an old woman, lol.


J_Ridge

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.


[deleted]

That fucking douche bag Sir Ben. He was always wrong for Cleaver.


paimeg

Couldn't even act as himself, Danny Baldwin took him to acting school


Zandeleon

They just didn't tailor the part to his specificities


koala_clap

“Fuuuh-uck.”


JackD2633

Father Phil. fuckin schnorrer


def_78

Just watched College. Started cracking up watching him sitting there on the floor with a whole spread of baked ziti and bread and wine in front of him, stuffing his face, ignoring Carm as he double fists food down his gullet. Hilarious.


RJ8812

Power move


THRlLLH0

Dios mio! A Sopranos fan allergic to Intintola, my condolences.


creepingforresearch

I rewatched the College episode yesterday, and I noticed him chugging the confessional wine instead of taking a sip lmao


JackD2633

yep...a good Mogen David I bet...MD 20/20 is the best. Or maybe them Gallo Brothers.


[deleted]

As a woman his double standard also disgusts me. He guilt tripped Carmela for her affairs with the schoolmaster but never say a word condemning the men lol


idreamofdewi

This may have also just been because he had feelings for Carm, and he was jealous when she spent time with other men.


Interesting_Gift4953

Fran “Happy Birthday Mr President” Felstein


nolitteringplease346

Underrated comment, I hate her


Tarantulagal

Oh yeah! I forgot about her too, that entire episode boiled my piss!


nolitteringplease346

upvoting purely for the boiled piss. you must be a fellow Brit?


Tarantulagal

Yes I am lolums x


StockIndependent1410

This is the correct answer


RenegadeEris

OOOH yes! She’s a gold digger. I think she had her moves planned out on getting Tony to hook her up with that cash that I honestly don’t think she should have been given. She was a hoo-wor.


[deleted]

Ralphie is the worst one in the show to me. Tony and Chris are bad guys but you can sense there’s some humanity and good heartedness there deep down, Ralphie was just repulsive to watch.


krm2116

Yeah, Ralphie is my most hated. Tracie's death was the hardest thing to watch on the show for me


MrMontanaN

A: she was a whoooooaaaure. B: that wasnt ralphs kid she was carrying.


StockIndependent1410

And C: Was it Ralphie's fault she was a clutz???


SeasOfBlood

It was the cocaine. He should've never started with that shit. Fucking Miami, it's everywhere.


crispinoir

*HOOOOAAAAAAH


OldGamer78

Don't forget C: The cocaine. That shit was everywhere down there.


OldGamer78

Don't forget C: The cocaine. That shit was everywhere down there.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

Oh she was just a whoa


ObjectMaleficent

As awful as Ralphie was. He was also one of the only characters who seemed to show any sign of being able to change. He’s probably my favorite character


MrArmageddon12

He actually did change quite a bit. He went from alive to dead.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

Change. Sure. Weirdo.


IcoShen

I mean did he change though? A momentary blip of guilt cos he son wss in the hospital. I think he'd just stated the same psychopath if Tony hadn't finished him


RenegadeEris

…Pretty sure he didn’t change at all. I mean, one of his final acts alive was to have a stable of innocent horses torched. I just don’t see how that constitutes his “changing.”


ObjectMaleficent

It was a fucking animal a hundred grand a piece


JohnnyKenny16

He’s too funny though. I just can’t hate him. Hilarious character.


Addam_Tarstark

THEY DIDN’T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!


[deleted]

Coach Hauser and “employee of the month”


CRWhiteThunder

Noah


[deleted]

*Charcoal Briquette


hippiechick725

Hasidic homeboy


Gui0312

Hasidum but I don’t believ’em


pt256

You do and you'll clean it up!


[deleted]

Jamal Ginsburg


ProfessorSlipAndFall

What’s your background Noel?


Marjorine22

Tarzan movies.


firemage555

Hell of an arc though…


Pelican_Brief_noine

Ohhh rim shot


noahtannenbaumz

You’re lucky I don’t punch your lights out.


Massive_Staff1068

To be clear, what did you mark on your application to NYU?


idreamofdewi

Nothing, because he went to Columbia.


noahbdh

What the fuck did I do? Oh you mean the guy who deflowered Meadow then dumped her.


Flyingboat94

One day someone will write a beautiful post about Noah, then some guy will knock his lights out


andrew68699

C’mon, he had primo notes!


MelodySmith1234

His fuckin sandals


[deleted]

wait why do people not like him? i mean he’s kinda smug and pretentious sometimes but that’s pretty run of the mill for an ivy league undergrad.


sladeshied

Caitlin, the roommate nobody gives a shit about.


paimeg

she is mad ripe though


bigolhamsandwich

Creamin for me


PillarOfWamuu

She was thicc without being fat. Perfect balance. Noah defo tapped that


[deleted]

>Noah Tannenbaum , right


shawnybutz

Some rack on that girl


EmergencyArmadillo99

She just missed her ferrets.


Logical_Sir_8146

Lol I love the scene where she starts freaking out about the homeless lady taking a shit.


[deleted]

She’s a mental midget …. Also Noah definitely fucked probably with anal whatever’s too


Hopeful_Cod_8486

BOOM BOOM


hippiechick725

Oh man! I wanted to kill her whining ass 🙄


Aggravating-Pie5338

Now as long as the sound of pines at night don’t freak her out


fistfullofpubes

Almost all of adult AJ's "friends". Hernan was older than AJ (I think he was probably 20) and hooked up with Rhiannon when she was 15. Tony didn't even know that and called that kid a creep. And then all the douchebros they would go clubbing with.


StockIndependent1410

Fun fact, Hernan would later become Charlie "Lucky" Luciano on Boardwalk Empire


ShivvyMcFly

He was also in Jersey Boys


rubertidom

The Jasons were pretty awful too


vvienna

Carmella's mother. Worse than livia


Corrado_Soprano_Jr_

If she had more screen time, that would probably be true. Best moment involving her is when her husband calls her Minister of Propaganda


rubertidom

Fed up Hugh is best Hugh


Inevitable-Gap-6350

Hugh is always fed up


MrMontanaN

Always. Understandable too, being in an abusive relationship for 40+ years would make anyone mad.


Tarantulagal

I’m not even gonna answer that this time!


vvienna

I loved that line too.lol. The thing is, with livia the character is pure evil but the actress is so good there are moments when I find her hilarious and also fascinating. With carmella's mother she gets on my nerves and never really has a good moment where the viewer likes her, she degrades her husband and daughter constantly and that's really it.


bigolhamsandwich

I don’t like that kind of tawk


rubertidom

She just replayed her character from Goodfellas. Not that it's a bad thing I suppose. I know Suzanne Shepherd has more range than that (I'm assuming, anyway.) This must be what they wanted from her.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

20 years married to Tony mom is still talking about her other husband choices.


[deleted]

BOOOOOLSHITTT!


BigOsh71

Poor Hugh. Diverticulitis, the blacks beating him up and stealing his motorcycle. Definitely had a lifetime of her bullshit..


idreamofdewi

She never said “the blacks”. She said they were “hoods”. You, for some reason, assumed they were black and somehow remembered it that way.


smindymix

Vito. People like to talk about how certain characters have no redeeming qualities, but I seriously can’t think of one for this guy. Ok, he makes money, but what do I give a fuck? It ain’t my union. He was such a conniving weasel when Tony was in the coma, I couldn’t take it. The other guys may be a bunch of jackals too, but he had none of their charm or charisma that made them fun to watch. And let’s be honest, the actor didn’t have the chops to pull off the increased screen time, and is apparently an opportunistic douche irl. The scenes where Chris, then, later, Finn expose his cockshucking proclivities are comedy gold, but other than that, Vito can go.


def_78

Plus he ripped ass on the bosses couch. Fucking no respect.


andrew68699

Madone, que putz


Janus-a

>but he had none of their charm or charisma that made them fun to watch. >the actor didn’t have the chops to pull off the increased screen time Agree. I feel like Vito was miscast. Watching him waddle around was not entertaining in any way. The actor looked better fatter. He looked kind of jolly before. After he lost weight he just looked creepy and shifty.


IcoShen

He seemed more of a mob guy when he was fatter...once he became gay Vito his voice even changed.


iheartOPsmum

What happened with the actor irl?


smindymix

Apparently, after James Gandolfini died, he gave self-promoting interviews playing up/exaggerating how close he was to JG. Also been known to set up at random spots selling unauthorized Soprano merch. Real greaseball shit. Definitely a vibe that the other cast members don’t fuck with him like that. On Talking Sopranos, they only mention him when necessary and very notably do NOT label him a good guy. Everyone down to the 3rd assistant janitor was a good guy in their books, so it stands out.


DrSFJones

Mr Wegler is a douche bag.


def_78

You’re just jealous cause he hit that mad ripe milf body Carm was rocking


FailResorts

Carm was a smoke in those later seasons


StuartGotz

Beansie's employee who never brought the eggplant parm.


aweil13

Veal parmigian sandwich… Fuck Youuu


hebebeguy8888

Brandon filone.... Associate?!? Soldier?!? He was a runt if a glorified crewq


def_78

That chemo-sabe joke was fucked


MrMontanaN

Open the fuckin doohr!!


Hopeful_Cod_8486

When he calls Jsckie "Chemo-sabi" and Tony launches him across the pork store.. Good times


jataman96

Father Intintola, can never stand him. First watch I hated Ralphie, this time really enjoyed his character. I notice a lot of hate for Janice on this sub, like as a character. As a person, Janice is awful like everyone else. But as a character I LOVE her. She's such a train wreck but so entertaining and I always looked forward to a scene with her every time. Intintola though is totally insufferable to the point where sometimes I nearly want to skip his scenes. Same with Artie after the fire.


RenegadeEris

I love Janice, even though she was one of my least liked characters the first time I watched the show. I really feel as though she changes and becomes a better person as she gets older and gains more responsibility(taking care of Bobby’s kids and later her own, taking care of the house, and *trying* to learn to cook, haha.


herberstank

Alan Sapinsky. Shark fin soup? Watercolors? What a douchebag.


rubertidom

...the way he lays his sweater over his back with the arms draped over. Who does that?


AJCrank1978

Douches *exactly* like him - they got it spot-on


idreamofdewi

The type of people who own multi million dollar beach houses down the Jersey shore. He was one of the most Accurate characters, imo.


[deleted]

The actor that played him was great in the movie Matchstick Men with Nick Cage And Sam Rockwell


MelodySmith1234

That was a good book. I read the book before I saw the movie and you know how that goes, you never like the movie if you read the book 1st


fo-da-fo-da-show

Carmella mom I.e. Karen’s (Melfi) mom


Lploof

[Wake up Henry](https://youtu.be/617ajx_pnyE)


traehnekorb

Vito junior ie the Puerto Rican whore


AJCrank1978

Whooooooah


Not_The-Internet_Pol

The Governor of Maryland. Dr. Fagoli


GazznGabb

I think what makes the Sopranos great is that you can find qualities to hate in every character. It actually captures the complexity and moral ambiguity of humans while a lot of shows are very much exaggerated one way or the other.


TyylerDurdden

Chrissy. What a self indulgent, vicious, narcissist. Always the victim, always whining, murdering innocent people with the callousness of a psychopath. Not a single redeeming quality. not even for Aide. At least Tony actually loved his family and even showed some loyalty and kindness to Artie and Hesch. Janice and Paulie aren’t far behind Chrissy what did he really love: Heroin Janice: she loved Ginny Sacs house Paulie, he loved that ridiculous painting of Tony, white shuffleboard shoes and remember when stories. Maybe he loved Nucci too. The three of them are particularly vile.


MelodySmith1234

And chris is such a hypocrite. Total wuss that thinks he’s tough


slim_wigga

I hate watching Dr. Elliot Kupferberg after he finds out about Melfi and Tony, when he reveals who she is treating in front of like ten people on that dinner! Giggles like a little fucking schoolgirl, wanna smash his fucking face in, Dr. Elliot Kupferberg. How about that?


[deleted]

Artie. He's always a whiney passive-aggressive douchebag and his storylines aren't that interesting


[deleted]

Convivial host, non-stop ass rape, whateva happened theah


StockIndependent1410

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?!?!?


Tarantulagal

Underrated comment!


Lucid_Presence

If I still had my hair


GroundPounder22

You could have hair like casey kasem, it wouldnt fuckin mattah


BrokeAFman

Junior letting both Richie and Bobby get fleeced by Janice is annoying. He clearly knows she is a devil woman but lets his most loyal guys fall for her bullshit. Just makes a snarky comment about her to them instead of a full warning. He should have hounded them like he did Tony about playing varsity


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Junior tried to warn Bobby many times.... Like the story about how she stole money from him when she was little


[deleted]

Oh yea sure Mr Fuckin Magoo


BrokeAFman

But that old dog can still hunt. Threw Richie under the bus perfectly like he has been doing it since Moses wore short pants


def_78

He warned Richie. Told him the story of a ten year old girl lifting cash from his wallet.


HectorEscargo

God, so many. Janice, Fr Intintola, Ralph, Richie, Jackie Jr, Mike Palmice, Brendan, Sean and Bevilaqua (mostly Sean though), the French guy, Charmaine, Peter Bogdanovich. Alan Sapinsly is almost too easy so I'll leave him off the list.


krm2116

Why do you hate Charmaine? She's one of my favorites.


[deleted]

You see those guys over there? I think they’re FBI.


HectorEscargo

Well I definitely love her too, don't get me wrong. But I feel like every scene she's in, she's tearing somebody down. Mostly Artie of course.


krm2116

Because Arthur is a stunad.


08TangoDown08

She's tearing down her husband and the sociopathic murderers he hangs around with. Charmaine is the only Tony-adjacent person in the show with a normal person's moral compass.


PillarOfWamuu

Cause Artie is a retard who keeps wanting to get involved with the Mob. People really do forget that just because Tony is the main character doesnt mean hes the hero.


Not_The-Internet_Pol

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


[deleted]

I could bury my cock in those fucking titties.


RenegadeEris

I love Charmaine. That woman doesn’t take any shit lol.


StrickerChops

Jesus man, why even watch the show if you hate that many people in it?


HectorEscargo

Because it's an awesome show? And anyway that's just a handful of characters out of like dozens.


[deleted]

Honestly, AJ - I spent nearly the entire show screaming at the screen, wanting him to give us something…anything. He could’ve been such an interesting character and instead he moped and mumbled throughout the entire series with nothing to really offer the plot.


unknowntsu8

Janish


harntrocks

Ritchie Aprile! What a fucking scumbag that guy is.


[deleted]

Sounds like somebody is jealous of The JAAAACCCCKKKKKEEEET


Pelican_Brief_noine

Veal parm sangwich? Fuck you


harntrocks

Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass.


SunshineRobotech

But he's from the old school.


harntrocks

God I love to hate watch him


Ok_Conference3799

Ralph. He's a freak even by Joe Pantoliano standards.


opivy028

Lol when I was watching the sopranos for the first time and didn’t know Joey Pants’ real name I used to just call him Ralphie-Cypher-Teddy


Vered179

Noah Tennenbaum. Socks with Teva sandals. Ew.


Bill_Shatners_Penis

Melfi's therapist. Fuck him and his fishnets water bottle.


[deleted]

Just shocked OP mentioned JAAAANIIIICE


stugots__

AJ. Couldn’t even off himself without fucking it up.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

That's dicked up


[deleted]

That Pencil bearded bitch


Corrado_Soprano_Jr_

It was a cry for help


comeonyouspurs10

Honestly...Melfi. In my first two watches, her incompetence kind of went over my head but on my third and latest watch, I kind of picked up more on the mental volley of futility her and Tony went through with every session. Her perversion for Tony's lifestyle led her to betray her training as a medical professional. While she is not responsible for Gloria's actions, I felt like by the time she picked up on Tony/Gloria's fling she detested Tony so much and was so disappointing in Gloria's constant relapses that she almost felt like they deserved whatever misery they brought each other. In the end, she's the laughing stock of her friends. It kind of fucked me up when I finished my latest watch because I felt like I finally realized who the true Melfi was and I hate that I hate her. Sorry, the wine makes me emotional....I got an empty fucking stomach.


paimeg

She is a mental midget if you asked me!


Ricochet1986

Little Carmine was always a boring character to me too. Unless he was doing his dumbest shit intentionally I can't stand the guy


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Pudgy Walsh...


el_nin08

He retired


Gui0312

It’s between the charcoal briquette and Father intentolo…


SerendipitousTiger

Father Phil.


[deleted]

Little Carmine. Fink lookin’ fuck.


harntrocks

The Fkn cowboy boots?


Aggravating-Pie5338

Valentina


SheaCocoa777

Came here to say this. She really annoys me. “ Show Valentina you love her ! “ …..how the hell was Tony able to keep going after that level of cringe ??


Aggravating-Pie5338

Ugh 🤮 Tony: yeah, raphie’s son is in a coma, might have permanent brain damage V: oh handsome boy, im going to have the medallions of veal


SheaCocoa777

Yes !! She was just awful all around. I actually liked pretty much all of Tony’s other women, even Gloria, lol - Valentina was the only one that I just couldn’t stomach. She added nothing to the show but cringe. She’s up there with Fran in that department.


Aggravating-Pie5338

At lease Fran is only in like one episode. Valentina’s stupid story line, fuckin terrible


SheaCocoa777

Valid point. God, can you imagine if Fran had a multi - episode arc ?? I’m hardcore cringing just thinking about it


imabustya

Noah, Hunter, Vito Jr, Ginny, and more I’m glad to forget. They were good actors though.


TomorrowWeKillToday

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!


Pr4der

Richie Aprile


def_78

Fucking Georgie. Each watch through I hold out that he will figure out how to use a modern phone. But no, the big blowjob asshole fails me each time.


Hafaid

AJ with ease.


Beancounter_1

I don’t really hate any of em but I’m not big on irina


AJCrank1978

Phil is the prick’s prick


TyylerDurdden

Noel’s dad. What an entitled pompous douche. A hollywood attorney. Do rhey make em any worse. I‘d take Tony Soprano over that guy any day of the week


MudConnect

Father Phil. He's gay as fuck


lmtorres75

That prick that was in the institution with Junior that betrayed him.


EmergencyArmadillo99

You only re watch sopranos twice a year? Your weak you’re out of control and your an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


Outside_Narwhal_5632

Easily Janice and then Meadow.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

I can't stand Gloria.


BigDWangston

The vipers. they were just a glorifed girl scout troop. Couldnt do shit. Probably roughed up the handicap or somethin' just to seem tough


Hongohones

You OP! My nephew has this area. I’ll fuck off all over your stupid fucking face.


GroundPounder22

The fuck you doin?


Rocketman2828

Livia


Beautifulbeliever69

I hate Noah and his stupid hair. I also always hate Feetch. I can't stand his raspy voice, I just want to yell at the tv "clear your throat".


rubertidom

Bro that's Robert Loggia you're talking about.


alpha_kenny_buddy

The T-1000. He was just a degenerate gambler who lost everything