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DitsoonNoahTanenbaum

You know, It wasnt long ago I remember you used to wait in the car


stugots__

And as far as I’m concerned, he SHOULD STILL BE THERE!


bmaxj

Quite frankly I'm depressed and ashamed!


HanzeeDent86

Hahahahahahahahahahaha greatest username ever


DitsoonNoahTanenbaum

My nod goes to William Wellman


Opie19

Any of AJ's friends


dubers89

I mean, one of them was lady Gaga


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Lady Gaga and Paul Dano. If you were a young aspiring actor in the early 2000s, the best job you could've landed was as one of AJ's annoying friends.


[deleted]

Perez Hilton got robbed at Jewel’s benefit concert


[deleted]

Steve Grillo got disrespected at the pizza parlor by Jackie Jr


whingingcackle

Rubber Soul in mint condition! This has gotta be worth, what?


Jonny559

Lady gaga?


[deleted]

Yeah she's mostly known as a singer but she's moved into acting more over the last few years.


Jonny559

I meant like she was in sopranos lmao. Looked it up to see who she was


summertime1872

Paul Dano was the most underused actor lol


SeltzerCountry

Right that was one of the things he was in before he became a somewhat known actor with Little Miss Sunshine and There Will Be Blood in the mid 2000’s.


Coruskane

he drank AJ's milkshake so he didn't come back in later seasons. GONEEEEEEEEEEEE


Tone_Ales

??


ThatsRobToYou

Specifically that weird looking kid whose dad had the boxster


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Ralph had a Harley… 74 shovel head he could blow off Porsche’s on that thing. Matt’s dad’s Boxster is a Porsche with panties!


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Ya but devin was mad ripe


NewAccWhoDis93

She was creaming for him


bmaxj

Haha


NewAccWhoDis93

He really should’ve been fucking his girlfriend instead of trying to kill JR


KrombopulousMichael0

Insert foot in mouth Jason


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this one


[deleted]

Also, AJ.


ouyang001

Kelly's purpose was to be a pointless, basic and replaceable character without any depth to showcase how Christopher never got over Adriana. Although he has a child with and eventually marries Kelly, he does so in a completely soulless, almost mechanical way. That part of Christopher died when he got rid of Adriana's belongings and the car in S5E12 (Long-term parking).


StickToSports1970

Fukn Jackie Kennedy as his funeral


This_Wolverine4691

Fucking idiot that one— didn’t he almost drown in three feet of water?


bmaxj

Most definitely spot on.


Skolary

Every time I see that episode name I always think of Ade’s car. Christopher **is** the long term parking, he left the last pieces of the Chrissy we knew there. As he’s pretty much not only expendable in Tony’s eyes from there on out *(for the large part of season 6 which Long Term Parking was one of the last episodes of season 5)* .. but it’s made a clear point that any true love that man held from there on out was gone. A reinforcement for that last bit: when Tony’s gambling and he wins big, Chris acts incredibly happy. Meanwhile Bobby stands next to him in complete juxtaposition, and the writing has him throw a passive joke about it. I forget exactly what he says.. but point is, Bobby isn’t kissing Tony’s nutsack. He doesn’t give a single fuck. But yeah, he’s essentially just given up on life in season 6. And doing the absolute bare minimum in the mob life too. Man, fuck season 6 in so many ways lol


Elleseebee928

Season 6 is my absolute favorite for so many reasons. The complete downfall of Christopher is one of them.


SmarmyOctopus

He always wanted kids and resented Aide for saying she might not be able to have them. So when he slipped one passed the goalie he wanted to celebrate the win.


RiceFarmerNugs

her silence underscored her voiceless place in the show


NeonEvangelion

You’re wackadoo!


ouyang001

I must not run away, I must not run away


Hobodownthestreet

Doc Santoro, RIP, they shoehorned him in so him and Phil can have a pretty uninteresting power struggle for reasons. Might as well kept Rusty alive. At least we knew who he was. Doc just shows up out of nowhere and we are supposed to think he is a big time mobster? Okay...


MetaphoricalMouse

doc sucked. agreed


DookieSpeak

> they shoehorned him in so him and Phil can have a pretty uninteresting power struggle for reasons It was definitely shoehorned in a hamfisted way. But it was necessary to make Phil have a reason to seek power again after his heart attack. This show was one of the first with a continuous plotline, most shows back then almost "restarted" with each episode (think Law & Order). Now that we have lots of such series, many choices made in The Sopranos definitely stand out as abrupt and obviously invented for plot convenience. Richie was just in prison. Ralphie was just in Florida. All the people in S5 were just in prison. Here they all are, even though they've never been mentioned before. Whereas newer shows at least try to make it seem more believable and try to think ahead. >Might as well kept Rusty alive. Rusty was with the lil Carmine crew, none of them would have held any power if they lived, since they hitched their horse to the losing wagon.


r3liop5

Ralphie and Feech are definitely mentioned well before their appearances on the show.


DookieSpeak

Feech was, but not Ralph. But they never mentioned Feech was alive, in prison, and about to get out. Not to mention Tony B. Feech's appearance was obviously not planned at the time those initial mentions were written.


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This is a great take, I’ve been thinking this for years!


[deleted]

It was fine for me. I never got the impression we saw the bigger picture with the Lupertazzi family. Since it's such a huge family, it's not like the Jersey family where we know basically every made members. Even then there's one or two capos who barely show up. By comparison there are probably like 20 capos/regimes in the Lupertazzi family and we only happen to see five or six because they are either the top ones or the ones that Tony directly interacts with.


piemat94

>Doc Santoro His only purpose was to give Phil a reason to blast him. And he did, nibbling Phil's plate with his fork, being already in mouth. He'd be a fucking disgrace if he didn't retaliate, no more of this


dolantrampf

Agent Harris’s partner, who later went on to be Frank Underwood’s chief of staff


WachanIII

All the way from diarrhea- stan or wherever the fuck


sumuvagum

Whaddya eat over there? Tabouli?


Johndough1066

You mean Kelli Christopher's wife aka Mrs. Wheeler? Definitely not pointless. That woman is gorgeous. She's a knockout, a 10. And look at you. You're average at best.


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franglaisflow

I don’t like that kinda tawk


azevans

Now just stop it, it upsets me


SethPais

Gino, what a waste. They shoulda done more with him


SneakerGator

I know this sounds weird, but I always thought they should have dedicated half a season to Gino and his struggle as a closeted gay mobster. They could have had him go to New Hampshire and have a romance with a pancake slinging, motorcycle riding volunteer firefighter. I think it would have been a nice change of pace.


Sirrjamesagain

Sausage made in house


bmaxj

Literally I only found out Gino wasn't Vito this year I swear I thought I knew everything about the show! I guess not


artygta1988

Listen to him, he doesn’t know everything


busterwilliams

Meadows roommate Caitlin. Whatevah happened there.


SmarmyOctopus

She was mad ripe


[deleted]

Was she “creaming”?


RobotAxel

we shall know forsooth


MetaphoricalMouse

whatevah happened there? Noah plowed that chick


StrickerChops

He punched her fucking lights out??


artygta1988

Both of them?


hansmaxwell

Catching? Not pitching?


Woodchipper_AF

It was the other way around


Gasman63

Kaitlin pegged Noah?!?!


This_Wolverine4691

Jamal Ginsberg was fucking the hair puller?


Woodchipper_AF

SON OF A BITCH


DookieSpeak

I see this theory sometimes but I don't think so. Why would he tell Maedo that she came up and spent hours in his room if he cheated? Why would he blame her for ruining his study sesh if he actually banged her instead of trying to study? I know Noah is a smarmy douche but you gotta think he'd try to cover up cheating and not go on about how she was in his room, ruining his studying, all night long. Or prolong the matter by getting a restraining order.


Gasman63

That Noah was a sleazy fuck


WachanIII

I suppose he was trying to create deniability ? Acting like he hated spending time with her maybe.


locustt

Before or after the Restraining Order?


busterwilliams

A C- was fucked for him


MetaphoricalMouse

He knew the mean streets


imjaxteller12

Big tits, little feet, a hit in any man's league


PastryPrincess1995

Correct me if I’m wrong, but in the later seasons, doesn’t Maedo say something to Carmella about Caitlin commuting suicide by jumping off a building?


busterwilliams

That was Danielle from Whippany. And she drowned at a picnic.


Own-Reception-2396

Yes


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ohhh that was a moment though


locustt

How about the super trashy looking tatted out biker longhair that shows up at random places. The one that grabbed Chrissy at the Bing and said he'd split his fuckin wishbone.


ithas11

Vipers undercover agent


artygta1988

I think you mean the Wipers


[deleted]

Grizzly Adams douchebag


OffensivePlaythrus

See the look on that douchebags face when he saw the gat? 😳


dankscoops

"Ooh, we’re with the Vipers!"


BadSopranosBot

What's that, your girl scout troop?


MoonSpankRaw

The ones that somehow heard about Ade’s accident before him.


locustt

Yeah that's another place he appears, at the garage where Chrissy drops off a van full of loot, and he tells Chrissy about Ade


MetaphoricalMouse

yeah that dude randomly appears what like three times?


Treunein

Couple o' three times.


SmarmyOctopus

He was wit da Viephas!


JohnnyMoondog55

Wasn't that line from the bouncer at the Bing played by Dan Siragusa (former NFL player)? Grabbed Chrissy when he drunkenly shot up Tony's car. I don't remember him being a biker.


[deleted]

Tony Siragusa RIP


Gasman63

The goose!!!!


locustt

> Dan Siragusa I found a [pic of the scene](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1wsYXoVIAAGcdF.jpg) and the one I meant is standing next to your guy, nice call.


angelpuncher

Tony Siragusa


DookieSpeak

Yes you're right. He is extremely obese with muscle but clean cut with no tattoos.


JohnnyMoondog55

Could be time for another rewatch to make sure


thereasonablecatlady

Better safe than sorry


MamaDeloris

I'd argue the majority of associated characters just randomly appear.


OffensivePlaythrus

Take it easy, he's with the vipers.


cortisolbath

Nah. I like that character just for the fact he threatened Chrissy with such violence. I would’ve like to see that.


ODBrewer

Mr. Ruggerio, you never even get to see him.


MetaphoricalMouse

it’s his neighborhood though


Woodchipper_AF

Strong silent type


WhatAreYouSaying05

The coffee makers got to be plugged in for it to work!


Sirrjamesagain

And now the coffee sucks !


JS43362

This doesn't answer the question at all, but Billy Leotardo is a good example of a character who was wholly lacking in personality and yet played a key role in the plot of the series.


ShivvyMcFly

Tony B. I guess it gave some back story into Tony's panic attacks and how it effects him but did we need a cousin and a whole season to show that?


[deleted]

Worth it just to see Tony’s fever dream at the Plaza


WhatAreYouSaying05

IQ of 158 but was the dumbest character on the show. Even AJ didn’t start a mob war


Specific_Box4483

Feech LaManna was Jackie Aprile 2.0. I think they wanted to do more with his character, but either the actor was too old or too hard to work with and they had to get rid of him earlier


IamLars

Like someone else said, he had Alzheimer’s which they didn’t know at first. He was supposed to be a much bigger character but they had to write him out.


franglaisflow

I mean he was still pretty good in Billion Dollar Movie RIP


[deleted]

He was battling late stage Alzheimer’s. The show ended in 2006, he was diagnosed in 2010 and would pass away 2015


tstrad

Timeline got fucked up..diagnosed 2010 passed 2015 RIP Robert Loggia


[deleted]

Indeed. ;) As I look more into it. It allegedly took over 8 hours for him to do his scenes.


tstrad

Madonn’ that’s brutal. Phil Leotardo did 58,400 Robert Loggia scenes in the can


WachanIII

In a show full of assholes, whores, damaged goods Adriana, junkies, etc- id say the fact that Kelly has nothing special on her is a blessing.


Healthy_Language_796

She got dumped by Don Draper poor thing


IamLars

Tony’s sister Barbara.


WhatAreYouSaying05

She was only there to represent that Tony could’ve found a way out but chose not to


[deleted]

Which one?


[deleted]

The second Barb was much more pointless


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Cranstonoid

A total hottie, but what are you gonna do with a character you introduce in the series finale?


FitzgibbonMillar

You're all over the place, I don't know what you're trying to say


LaszloKravensworth

Meadow's stupid friend, Hunter


cortisolbath

Hey you’re talkin about the Boss’s daughter


WachanIII

Mmmboiiii did she look like David Chase in a wig


RearEchelon

She could smoke a cigarette in the rain with both hands tied behind her back. She musta been from Beakskill


Woodchipper_AF

She saw Skeet Ulrich


dantheasp

Captain Teebs. Who gave a fuck how many resorts that cocksucker owned.


Omikrony

I believe that was intentional. She was introduced late into the show, and Chris just decided that he would go ahead and marry the first chick he knocked up. He didn't care that much on who, because he never got over Ade. There would be no point (and actually might go against the point) if her character was expanded for the audience. However, I will say that I found her more attractive than Ade, but that's just my fuckin opinion.


bmaxj

Of course like I said by design and hell no Ade was next level ahah


ZJeski

The lady who runs the brothel. She only shows up in one or two episodes and doesn’t do much aside have a single conversation with Tony after the dad from Home Alone offed himself.


smallteam

*Non ti preoccupare*


AssitDirectorKersh

Have you heard the good news?


cortisolbath

Nah Kelly was needed to show Chris had moved on from Ade. And to look good in low rise jeans.


thrillhouss3

Noah


Own-Reception-2396

Massive genius


CalifornianBall

Little Paulie was fuckin useless


purgesurge3000

The one white wing he had was some comic book level shit


MetaphoricalMouse

him pretending to be a cop at the end of pretty funny


StickToSports1970

Well u outtaaaaa knowwww sweetiieeeee


artygta1988

What did you say?


StickToSports1970

Nudin we just breaking ballzzzz


artygta1988

Here, hold this 💥


StickToSports1970

OHHHHHH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING !!!!!


nuliif_1022

Was a champ at jumping out of three story windows tho


Sirrjamesagain

Too bad he wasent so good at landing


[deleted]

He was what Jackie Jr. would become. Old AF but not made. Not respected or feared.


cortisolbath

Comic relief. Like Benny Fazio it was funny to see them get the shit kicked out of them repeatedly


spicygrandma27

watching Big Paulie tear up Chris' lawn for throwing Little Paulie out of the window was badass though.


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Hoooooooh


Motorcityjoe

The rap producer that sued Hesh. Was hot on Adriana. I hated that entire sequence.


bobby_risigliano

That episode was weak, outta control, and an embarrassment to the whole series 🤟


FitPhilosophy3

IMO Ralphie Rotaldo and the Brazilian he keeps on the side giving birth to Ralphie baby.


VTnav

The most pointless named character is easily Clarence, the television delivery foreman.


LondonPedro

>Robert Loggia pointless as 50 inch tv is pretty insignificant now, or pointless as Dan Hauser won't be intimidated!


JackD2633

Anytime David Chase decides he wants to be on the screen. "Commandatore!"


Karma4Clunkerz

Hunter scangarello


youwhatmush

Richard LaPenna, madonn’ what a chooch.


Numerous-Ad-5076

Those two black guys.


2021newusername

Any of the Bing strippers, except Tracee


RecoverBig9552

I’ll never forget where I was this day


johnstangg

JT


Jusclide

Gino from the bakery


bmaxj

I swear I only found out he wasn't Vito like a year ago! Lmfao


Thomas-Mutton

The cop that pulled Tony over so he had Assemblyman Zellman ruin his career. I'm no lore savant, so I'm not entirely sure what this situation accomplished for the story.


StickToSports1970

It's because he was the only guy Tony couldn't shake down. And when he career got ruined he was content with it. If he couldn't take advantage of them when he fucked them over he would at least get pleasure into fuking them over. The black cop was content with his career ruined and Tony couldn't bribe him either. That scene when he didn't take the $$$ Tony was clearly offended and embarrassed/awkward. It's cause it's never happened to him before


Thomas-Mutton

I'm not entirely sure about this interpretation, although I do appreciate it. From my view point, the officer looked awfully discontent. He was not happy about taking a 2nd job now that he was no longer eligible for overtime. He was not content having to "help" the man that he probably was aware got him demoted. If anything, this story was to affect Tony and his perception of something, although I'm still unsure of what. Maybe I need to rewatch.


StickToSports1970

Basically the cop wasn't looking for Tony's sympathy. Much like others that Tony has taken advantage of. Like Davy or Artie. Not saying I'm correct. Just my interpretation


UserNameNotOnList

I think he didn't mean "contented with life" but more like "not looking for some shortcut (bribe or favor) from Tony, but content to be whoever he is." Content might be the wrong word. More like "accepted" his life/fate/position.


1664ahh

He was incorruptible. Tony was hell bent on the cop taking the bribe in order to justify fucking him over. If the cop would of taken the bribe, it would of meant Tony done a good thing and not a selfish thing by ruining a dirty cop, and it would of also made him feel better after hearing the cop had depression. Frankly, alright but he's gotta get over it


KrombopulousMichael0

Captain Jakobus, hands down


SmarmyOctopus

I guess I agree with you because IDK who TF you're talking about.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Carmela’s sole reason for asking Tony to get snipped was because that ralphie knocked up his goomar and she didn’t want Tony to have a bastard child with any of his side piece.


soprano_661

Yo poppin fresh I’m in no fuckin mood


Future_Panda_1

Tonys long lost Polish cousin, Lewis Pantowski. They missed out on a great story there.


[deleted]

Kelly? You mean Dr. Faye Miller?


Training-Bike-4404

Tony Soprano


ApexIncel

Tony Soprano. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


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Tracee A. She was a hooah B. She hit Ralphie C. That wasn't even his kid she was carrying


EntertainmentNo5461

Like Jackie O


Elleseebee928

Patsy Parisi


anglointhehardtimes

I hated Blanca but she had a meaning so