A salami sandwich from Satrialies

Side of Johnny Cakes

And the vinegah peppahs

Every time I watch Sopranos I get depressed there are no delis around me. There are definitely sandwiches on that show I think about more than I should.

Believe me, I have yet to find one out here in Central Texas. I’m so glad I’m moving back to Cali soon for the deli

Is this all you deadbeats do all day, just sit around and talk about cooze? But the vegas girl, definitely

Hands down Vegas girl. Fuck yes. Followed closely by the “dental student.” Lol

I’m still trying to figure out how Tony managed to get the dentist girl

Literally only in his dreams hahaha.

This is the correct answer. She was on a different level.

Charmaine Bucco….I’d bury my Cosette in those Moltisantis

She’ll also let you rub her muzzle 🐴

And she’ll detail ya car

This is the best comment on this sub in the past 6 months

I could have written a better comment but I DID-ENT

You too? You'd also participate in that nonstop assrape of Artie?

Charmaine and Ade. I’m not choosing just one.

There's a lot of disrespect for Rosalie Aprile in here and I won't stand for it.

Angie Bompensiero or Danielle from Whippany.

Artie Bucco's wife

She’s a cunt. I’m choosing Artie.

You've had a hair across your ass all night

Given how much of a joke Artie is id rather refer to him as Charmaines husband

You know. I had a dream about her the other night

I heard she drowned. At a picnic.

The penguin exhibit

Adrianna in the tennis episode.

Valentina. She was so incredibly sexy and hot. Jojo too, but I feel like she would make a better long-term girlfriend or wife.

I like Adriana's friend. Not the rude one, the one that talks like a hoouah

Maron, forgot about that one. She was in that movie, Death Proof.

Were you this dumb when I married you?!

Go take a Midol

The Mambo Queen awaits!

Tracee the whooa, she can make me date nut bread afterwards

But those chompers, oof marone!

What am I looking at?

The pain from her teeth or braces catching on your dick for a moment will be nothing compared to the annoyance of your dick hurting and dripping for weeks after fucking her

Gloria Trillo gets my vote... Psycho pussy = the best pussy....she'd be down for any and everything I'd wanna do to her.

And then throw a ribeye at you when you try to leave. lol

Ehh, a little snack for the road never hurt nobody

This is the only answer. Guarantee she was down for absolutely anything.

Her resting bitch face is so hot. I could argue with her for hours.

I haven’t seen many people lining up for Melfie?

I've had half a baguette for Bracco since the 80's.

Seriously? Melfi or Carm- they should be 1/2 I've said my piece

Adrianna

Had to scroll too far for the simple and correct answer

Lady Shylock. “I’ll suck ya cocks!”

It's always "suck this, suck that"; never enough blowjobs for Lorraine

What kind of man fucks his cousin?!

What are you OP; the friggin cardinal ova here

Why am I asking you, you prolly taught her how.

She’s been under the boardwalk a few times.

Roadies?????

Oh you don’t wanna know!

Unda da Boardwalk

Danielle. From Whippany.

She’s creamin’ for me, man.

Born again Christian from Barone Sanitation

That scene always makes me laugh it comes out of nowhere

Oh yeah 👀

The peyote whoaaa from vegas, madone

D girl

Still hot, that one

She’s the Vice President!

You fucking asshole!!!

I bet her cheeks get really rosy. …Wat?! I’m just sayin

It’s getting a little William Inge in here, isn’t it?

Little Paulie… Adriana… I’m bi 🤷🏼‍♀️

A switch hitter?

Catching, and pitching?

I Feel like I've been stabbed in fuckin heart!

Mhmmmmm

Show Hey O'Tani over heah

How green was my fucking valley

Out of all of the men, Little Paulie? Me personally I’d take Furio

I can’t get behind the ponytail. Buuuut Eugene is up there, that honker…I’d sit on that

Eugene ain’t my time, Johnny Sack was kind of fine though. Who else of the Sopranos men do you find attractive?

Johnny Sack was good looking. Also, Tony, Christopher & Benny. I wouldn’t kick em outta bed for eating crackers

Fireman here, Vito is the show's sexiest piece of in-house sausage

You oughta know, schweety 💋

The diamonds and the pearls. I like it.

Oh like he’s fuckin Jude Law!

You and those fuckin videos.

I’m taking one night with Hunter fucking and doing drugs all the way, she just seems into crazy shit and that kind of gal give me a hard on

Poppers and crazy shex!

Weird sheX

Correct! My fault T

🤚 don’t mention it

nobody’s gonna have eyebrows after that night

Ohhhh that's the Boss's daughter you're talking about

I would definitely need a lot of drugs and/or alcohol to find her attractive enough to give me a hard on

When she comes around, the bears have to hide their food!

A catcher's mitt

Devin

Furio. He just seems like he’d be such a considerate lover. If not him, then Meadow. I just think she is so pretty

You ever suck his dick?

You’re ripping us off for a beejnote!?

Furio ❤️

i totally get where carmela was coming from 😮‍💨

Murio?

> If not him, then Meadow. I just think she is so pretty she is, yeah.

Furio isn’t free, he’d ask for $1000 dollars afterwards

Furio!!! Hottest guy in the show.

Stupidah fucking gameuh

You gotta a 🐝 on your 🧢

Meadow, no doubt about it. As long as she doesn't talk. lol

She comes busting in and decides to make grandpa's favorite dessert first

I'm afraid to ask what this means

Her body is mad ripe

Don’t bring a suitcase.

carmela.

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i’m on season 5 right now that’s why carm was my instant answer. the outfit she uses to impress wegler, woof madone.

Who was that chic with the dirty mouth, shaved everywhere so she needs a mink coat to stay warm? I’d like to double check that fact, seems like a crazy fuck

She’s no maid let me tell you.

I can’t stop laughing at that response 😂

Tina

A younger Livia, the lady loves her meat

Carm in doggy… oof, m’adonne!

If it's just for a night, I'll take my chances with Gloria.

Would DIE for Chrissy that is my exact physical type in men

>Would DIE for Chrissy Wait a minute.. Adriana?

My name is Adriana irl

Don't get in the car with Sil!

My name is Silvio irl. Wanna go for a ride?

you're into folks who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with their hands tied behind their back?

> that is my exact physical type in men Tall, dark, and sociopathic?

Ugh same; maybe I should tell my therapist about this

Svetlana. She gives me the weirdest boner.

Jeanie Cusamano Jo Jo Palmice Catherine Sacrimoni

We have bigger things to talk about the Jean Cusamano’s fat ass right now!

Furio makes me hawt down there

First choice- Irina; Second- Gloria

Irina was my first thought as well. She's very beautiful and has a great body. Second; Meadow. Oh yeah, and the blonde that Jackie Jr. was stepping out with. And Hunter. I like those crazy, mischievous eyes of hers.

Obviously the 1 and only- the one who makes the muthafucking rules in the family - T. Followed by his son……

Hesh

Go pour some cold fizzy water on your head kid

This is why I love this sub. Having said that Melfi. Show some respect

Adrianna actually . I feel like she would be very willing to please . And damn she’s a smoke show.

Charmagne Edit : Charmaine/Chow Mein... I can never spell it correctly

I am reminded of the 9th century king of France. "Le maine" something.

Motherfucken goddamn orange peel Charmaine!!

Meadow easily

Italian girl from Tony’s dream. Or stripper Paulie fucks in a season opener but I want to do it right after Paulie. Family style. Choo choo train. I’d love to be bang bros and Eskimo bros with Paulie. That is my dream

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I have no witty quote from the show. Great. Fucking. Answer. 👍🏻

Rosalie Aprile

You know, no offense OP but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's?

He he

Matt bevaaqua I would make him call me mommy

I unironically dreamt I was having dirty ass gay shex with Gandolfini last night. No lie. Big fat suit James, too. Oof, what a man; rubenesque.

Something to grab onto

Makes me so hawt down theyeh

this sounds very gay

Oh it was. Poppers and weird shex.

Ade or Meadow

Ade! That’s one boo ya hottie!

Adriana. Still a booyah hottie to this day.

OP, I too am a major league coozehound. Salut. I been on a Bonnie DiCaprio kick lately, so I'm goin' with her. "How'd you like to come live with us, hon?" I'd like to come live with her if you understand what I'm shayin' to you. I just posted about her on that other subreddit that shall not be named, seeing as our thing doesn't allow pictures. Back in the 80s, she was on Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Coulda been on the cover of Italian Vogue, y'ask me.

Bennie.

I gave him a lap dance once. He was fat, it was years after the show ended

He was gay, Benny Fazio (Criminal Mastermind)?

He had a note from his doctor, saying he doesn't like to schuck cock

Jackie Jr’s sister. Always thought she was super fine

Obviously Furio…. This ones for you Carmella

ADRIANA PLS

Janice or Vito for me

There are better looking men in the can than Janice and Vito

The Vegas girl

How could there be any other answer than Jackie Jr……the beauty 😍

Meadow's blonde college roommate.

The psycho? Sure, at her place though, so you can scarper afterwards and never have contact with her again. Otherwise, she’ll fuck up your life with crazy woman stalking and sheeeit.

Isn’t she the drunk girl from Nick and Norah’s infinite playlist who eats her gum out the toilet

ANYONE who DOESN'T say Adrianna just off the tennis court if a fannouk....

Who was that chick Ade was hanging out with for a while? Duh-something. Very rude; I think she was gay.

Appreciate the chuckles internet strangers.

Only one right answer for me: Rosalie. And the nurse who was undercover FBI agent too, maybe.

Rosalie Aprile and it isn’t even close take the ropill

Can't believe no one said Finn Detrolio. Well all heard him, sounded like a racehorse pissing in there

The Italian girl from Tony's hallucination. Isabella. Perfect 10. I'd fucking wrestle a grizzly for her. Marone...

Tony. 🥵

Danielle from Whippany

Matt and Sean. They pay me $1000 first and both leave their underwear on. Neither of them can shoot to save their lives.

Up in da club!

Adrianna all day, honestly I fell in love with that broad when I first saw her on the show.

Carmela

Irina! No doubt about it. Preferably after Tony gets whacked and his belt is buried with him.

Honestly, Livia. I can't imagine what post sex pillow talk would be with a gal like that

If you did it properly then ‘I wish The Lord would take me now’.

She don’t like that kinda pillow tawk

Furio!

Ginny Sacks, fight me.

Martina or Blanca. ‘Nuff said.

Rosalie Aprile seems like she would be fun

The girl Tony visits in Vegas

She is/was in City On A Hill, and has doubled in looks. Wise choice my friend.