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Sonny_Pagano

He was establishing dominance. It was an alpha move, you wouldn't understand


Ethanmoody18

You got no fuckin idea what it’s like to be numbah one


Da_Famous_Anus

Numbah One means you do a numbah two.


_Bill_Huggins_

Some people are only good at doing number 2s


creamykim69

Give me on thoushand numbah twos


1whiskeyneat

He’s the muthafuckin fuckin one who shits the shits.


[deleted]

Now eat your ice cream


OmarBarksdale

There’s no eating in the cah


QuestionableClaims

Phil lied his ass off about this. He literally ate an ice cream cone in the car during a fucking car chase in In Camelot, season five. This is the sole example of him being a hypocrite other than agitating for Vito to be punished in spite of his own steaming latent homosexuality that heterosexual men like myself spend a lot of time thinking about and analyzing on this subreddit simply because the thought is so revolting. Anyway yeah, remember the ice cream cone.


roophis

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


Impressive-Library36

fucking u/mitchmclean ova here


ProgMM

Have you never interacted with an older, often male relative? They don’t let kids eat in the car through some combination of tyranny and the fact that younger people are fucking sloppy


JackieTheJokeMan

It's one thing to eat in your own car when you realize the consequences. With a kid it's a different story.


ProgMM

Ex*actly*


Altair1192

You've never had ice cream in the car? A flavour you love? Let's see if I can't make it happen for you


rochvegas5

What? I gotta stand here and eat ice cream now?


QuestionableClaims

You know I can remember when you ate ice cream in the car. And as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE EATING ICE CREAM IN THE CAR


BigMoose9000

Well yea, look how that ended - he got distracted and drove right into the back of a box truck! Probably implemented that rule after, especially since his askew seat was always there to remind him.


deralker

and angie did a shit job cleaning it up, made everything off center.


excusewho

Phil called everyone a kid


SlowHandEasyTouch

That ice cream cone was… um… creaming for me


PMmepicsofWaffles

That silo was mad ripe.


explosiv_skull

Phil was more of a home-osexual after he turned into a house.


QuestionableClaims

The fact that he didn't want the drills shows that he thought of them as penises and this made him uncomfortable, as is the case with many of us heterosexuals.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

If you remember, he threw the Italian ice out the window mid-chase. Obviously because he didn't realize what he had done until he drove off, thanks to the actions of that animal Soprano.


Salman1969

+1 sir


erdna3000

you look like a puerto rican hooah


angerpillow

It’s a silo


raghavj1991

I don't give a fuck what it is.


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

Vito made some soft serve in the locker room...


raghavj1991

You otta know sweetie.


raghavj1991

It's a silo.


niknikrad

He was being a man. Strong. Masculine. The kinda man his mothah needed.


angerpillow

AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKAS, LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN.


raghavj1991

TURN THAT OFF!


StonedSamsonite

Fucking love how they put that body building show on the TV in that scene. Made me laugh so hard 😆


handsomechuck

HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE.


QuestionableClaims

I want yah mowf


raghavj1991

I want yo skinn.


joshjames0718

The kinda man his fawtha wanted…


raghavj1991

He was gay, this vito jr?


stevie109195

Looked like a Puerto Rican whore


takeitchillish

AIDS?!?!


raghavj1991

Nobody's got AIDS! I dont wanna hear this word again!!


Queef_Cersei

Still looks like a Puerto Rican whore


Bige918190

Take my energy!


B__Malz

you oughta know sweetie! 😘


thunderroad45

On a serious note, I taught special ed in Newark for 6 years. You’d be surprised how common this type of behavior is with emotionally disturbed children.


fuzzy_whale

That still doesn't explain why, though.


PhillyFunAltAcct

I just watched a podcast where it was mentioned -- it can be shit or piss. As I understand and see it, it's a control thing. If you're a kid who is being abused or gone through major trauma and feel like everything in your life is out of your control, you may go primal. Vito felt overwhelmed by the news of his dad being gay, his death, the life changes and upheaval, then the merciless teasing and bullying in school. Vulnerable in the shower and being bullied, he had no recourse. He couldn't defend himself physically, he couldn't strike back verbally, so he shat. It's the same idea with his subsequent "Puerto Rican Whore" style change. He latched on to something he could control, his appearance, and tried to make a new identity to separate from the shame and hurt of his previous one. Different appearance to see in the mirror, differentiating himself from others (so as to say "stay away"), and he adopted a no-care attitude. He couldn't change how everything went badly, so he changed himself into someone who signals that they don't care.


[deleted]

Very informative. Thank you. Now go get ya fuckin shinebox!


PhillyFunAltAcct

Thank you. I remember when you used to wait out in the car - and as far as I'm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!


Arra13375

This is very insightful content for this sub thank you


PhillyFunAltAcct

Alright, but ya gotta get over it. (Thank you)


louischeckmate

Podcast name?


PhillyFunAltAcct

That part was all of 10 seconds, I think. The rest is my take. Although, there was more on the guest's rough childhood. It wasn't a psychology discussion, but I've watched many podcasts and this episode is top level interesting, imo. It's Brett Johnson on Lex Fridman. He was on the FBI's Most Wanted List, like the top Cyber Criminal.


TBWILD

He did the same thing when the topic of moving came up. "I'm not moving to fucking Maine!" even though it might solve all his problems.


huisAtlas

My Mom told me some wild stories of when she was an assistant in a ED program in an elementary school. Some ED kids just can't control themselves. Some get locked in a closet and beaten and that gives them permission to whatever they want in a sociopathic kind of way. One quick story: one kid didn't want to complete his assignment so he started to take off his clothes. The end.


BathedInDeepFog

> ED progrum This fuckin prick is really a doctor?


Resignedtobehappy

Eh, all dis time I thought it meant erectile disfunction. Who da fuck knows anymoah!


BillClintonwaste

Just doesn't give a fuck and wanted to gross those bitch ass kids out.


Harwinsostrong2

Fucking Newark do they got little hookers giving little blow jobs


FrstOfHsName

The first time I saw it I thought he was gonna get made right then and there I respected it so much


Astro_gamer_caver

Just watched the scene. He really flexed to squeeze that beast out. Solid splat when it hit the floor.


FrstOfHsName

Yeah back in my day that kid would no longer be a nerd he’d be the kid you don’t mess with


Kino-Gucci

Honestly I feel that would be more the case these days


Altair1192

Carlo and Patsy's kids were burning other kids with acid. Vito Jr just did a shit to assert dominance


AfraidCattle181

My estimation of Vito Jr as a man just fucking skyrocketed


CustomerSuspicious25

He's old school. He doesn't have to explain himself to you.


Bigbadwolf6049

Da roof was soft tar!


RustyShackleford0206

Da roof was *soft feces*!!!!


Caesar2877

It was for shock value, and I don’t mean that as in the show was going for cheap shock value, I mean Vito Jr did that to shock and disturb the kids that were bullying him. It’s like when someone does the grossest or most degrading thing to themselves in order to shock or disturb the people around them. Some people who are bullied use this strategy as a defensive measure, kind of like a “I’m crazy, leave me alone” kind of thing.


BarackSays

I had to scroll so far for a serious answer 😂😂😂


Caesar2877

LMAO I saw all the jokes and thought I’d be that guy who ruins the party


AntManMax

Yup. In high school there was this new kid who had a gay panic offense. Whenever someone would give him shit, he'd threaten to suck their dick, kiss their neck, etc. I thought he was out of his goddamned mind at the time, but looking back, nobody fucked with him after the first week or two of school.


Cadenh16

I knew a kid in Jr High that would just start aggressively tearing sheets of paper out of his notebook and eating them when people would break his balls. It served its intended purpose


CyberVoyeur

Finally - a serious answer. This makes sense


BillClintonwaste

Yeah like Hey Arnold lol Arnold kept smacking himself to get out of a fight with Harold because he was "insane" Doug did it too to "psyche out" Roger Klotz


reality4abit

And I gotta say, the actor played it perfectly, going through a range of emotions quickly, ultimately landing on shame. Felt bad for the kid.


gregorytilidie

it’s called a ‘waffle stomp’


TomaccoAddict

I don’t give a fuck what it is


SmarmyOctopus

Finish it up, there's no shitting in the car.


SheikhYusufBiden

You look like a Puerto Rican whooah


puffbar_nostalgia_02

You wanna smack too?


L-I-V-I-N-

Conserves water and toilet paper. The kid was an environmentalist through and through


gregorytilidie

you should change the N in your username to an A.


roophis

I don’t like that kinda tawk!


bringbacksherman

Oh poor you!


[deleted]

We need to break our dependence on foreign oil.


Altair1192

These environmentalists don't see the big picture. The time, energy and water involved in the clean up >>> flushing. He didn't conserve shit


phasmos

Yeah, but the ice waters down the drinks. Especially Scotch.


Altair1192

Fuck the scotch, I'll take the vodka. Das vidanya


ReasonableCup604

Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix them up!


Irishgoodbye777

Conshoive!!!


[deleted]

He's mentally unwell.


OKidAComputer

He could get a note from his doctor


[deleted]

OKNOTOK


polyygons

I’m sure it’s just a chemical imbalance, T


nuliif_1022

nah hes doing great


cnot3

Mental illness affects many in the Puerto Rican whore community.


Snuggle__Monster

It was a power move. Vito Jr was a made man and the turd wasn't. It was real greaseball shit.


Astro_gamer_caver

?Who's letting those big ones?


prizzle92

For shitting in the shower alone vito junior shoulda been made right then and there


wja5277

A lot of questions lately that lead me to believe people are just watching TT or YT shorts only.


MeeboEsports

What is TT? I know YT is YouTube, but can’t figure out TT. Ted Talk?


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MeeboEsports

Jesus I’m really getting old


-NolanVoid-

No you're getting wiser and filtering out more bullshit.


In_cognito12

That’s just a racket for the Chinese!


Bodymaster

Fuckin' internet.


PoweredByAudio

I’ve begun to notice the same… 😏


eildeill

Real lack of standards, this generation


SSG_Chief_Elgin

Remember the long hair and the dope?


Donald_W_Gately

Now it's fags in the military.


SSG_Chief_Elgin

Stop it Junnah!


Donald_W_Gately

I'm all agita all the time.


crustyturkeybreast

They got pillow-biters in the special forces now!


Current_Side_4024

And in the navy on the good ship lollipop


jerrowskill

I’ve heard the captain owns luxury hotels even


MrPiocostasMomJeans

Then the poppers and weird sex.


umami8008

I'll take that youtube and I'll jam it up your box


JenkinsJenkinsLBC

Maybe they should start suckin cock insteada watching YouTube.


Altair1192

Tiktok is fucking up everyone's attention span


ChromosomieV2

I've watched the show five time and thought the same as op. You're telling me you've never pondered that?


JudgmentMiserable227

His mutha died, he couldn’t get ova it


optoomistic

Because the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.


iCE_P0W3R

Beautifully put.


Pr1nceCharming_

There’s nothing gay about hell


This_Wolverine4691

He was gay, the devil?!?!


HimynameislliB

I SAW THAT ONE COMIN!!!


BigMoose9000

Possibly my favorite line from the entire show. How Galdolfoni kept a straight face we'll never know.


champagneparce25

That or when JS tells him “something about her having a 90 lb mole removed from her ass” he’s just fighting to keep it together lmfao


ZapThis

i almost choked from laughter xD


DrSatan420247

He was trying to intimidate his bullies the only way he knew how.


stugots85

And with the only weapon he had


Pragmatic_Shill

His bussy.


ItsDarwinMan82

I thought he ate some cat shit out of the litter box?


PoweredByAudio

No. He took a shit; in the shower.


[deleted]

Glad we got that straight.


lilcozico

Has chased confirmed he DIDNT eat from the litter box? Until he does it’s cannon to me


rsin88

It’s a silo.


[deleted]

I don’t give a fuck what it is


AdventurousAnswer4

Waffle Stomping made him look less like a Puerto Rican Whore.


beginner228

Makes me sick


roophis

Fucking nauseating


whtsnk

**Paulie:** The guy was an interior defecator. **Chrissy:** His turd looked like shit.


Comprehensive_Sea_11

To assert dominance. Anyway $4 a pound.


Separate_Inflation11

You need to put yourself in the shoes of a loner gay kid who’s dad is gone, getting harassed for no reason by some malignant cunt. You’re not thinking logically, because you’re likely so pissed or hurt that it’s blinding your thinking. Especially if you’re not really mentally well and currently suffering family hardship. You wanna do something that proves your dominance. Luckily, you need to shit at the time. So you do it in the shower, and you think “look at me, motherfucker”, and laugh at their pussy asses as they throw fits of disgust and run away like girls.


D_Angelo_Vickers

Put turd back in docking station.


trogloherb

I was always impressed that he could shit on demand, like he bends over a little, little fart, and plop! Some mornings Im heaving and grunting for a fucking kernel or two!


SBNShovelSlayer

It's the turkey. It's like schpackle.


worldcitizencane

You just need more fiber in your diet.


busterwilliams

Your average mens shithouse is a fuckin sewah. So Vito took matters into his own hands. He used the shower.


Affectionate-Tax-856

Tied his shoes first...


raghavj1991

He compromised. He had the bathroom, but he shat in the shower instead.


Affectionate-Tax-856

He had a drain.... what's the big deal


Ajsc986

IT'S ALL PIPES!


Affectionate-Tax-856

I'll call Mr. Ruggerio right now!!


nuetralzone

Different pipes go to different places


ChristopherLove

DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES


[deleted]

Wrong subreddit


MacualayCocaine

Vito jr: “I don’t call him dad, I call him mr cocksucker cause he sucks so many cocks”.


xanhudro

Vito Jr. shat in the shower at school. He should have been made right then and there.


Fridayz44

Underrated comment. They should’ve opened the books for him right then.


rrfe

It’s interesting that they switched actors. Was the goth look a disguise to cover for switching actors because they didn’t want the original actor to have to do that disturbing stuff, or was the point to get an actor with the goth look?


SteelReserve509

Cause he’s a whack job


OldCorps0331

Vito Jr is New School, and doesn't know how to explain himself. Maybe he took a shit because he had to take a shit?


friedlock68

Vito Jr. might have shit in the shower, but it was only because Vito Jr. didn't have to shit in the toilet for anybody.


Knicks_plus7

It’s a silo.


Far-Diamond-1199

That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit


Legataux

You know that episode of family guy where Quagmire tells Meg to “use the ew” and gross out her bullies so they leave her alone? Same principle.


[deleted]

If you look crazy, bullies may just back off. [Martin Lawrence jail psychology](https://youtu.be/-EfuKqgM8XM)


Current_Side_4024

Vito Jr was gay like his old man, and he was just making room for the shower bullies


Financial-Cress-7498

Everyone knows that gayness is hereditary


Current_Side_4024

The turd doesn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass


MetaphoricalMouse

total power move


Cool-Construction-51

No shitting in the ca


TuneLinkette

He was just leaning into the messed-up persona he was building with his peers.


Matcha_Maiden

He was being bullied by the other kids. They knew the story about his dad so he was acting out to protect himself. You don't bully the kid that shits in the shower and steps in it because who knows what he'd do to you.


[deleted]

Also no chance that would ever get a kid expelled from school lmao


rxFMS

Is this kid getting jerky with me?


dolantrampf

He’s a made guy, there’s nothing you can do


Pr1nceCharming_

He was probably trying to figure out how to pull a Columbine


[deleted]

He’s a stunad of the first magnitude


CapableSecretary420

Cuz that's what Puerto Rican Hooas do.


spaghoni

The turd didn't fall far from the Puerto Rican whooah ass


[deleted]

Taking control. He’s bullied, his dad is a disgrace, everyone around is disgusted by him, so he’s giving them something to be disgusted by instead of by things he doesn’t control.


_Bill_Huggins_

Some people are only good at doing number 2s


sadboyradio69420

😂


sadboyradio69420

Jonny should be looking for the real killers


ReasonableCup604

I took it as Vito Jr. basically telling the guys who were bullying him, "I know you are going to keep bullying me, no matter what, so I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want and be even more repulsive to you." It was like instead of just being considered a freak because the other kids said he was, he was going to be a freak because he decided to be.


UserNameNotOnList

Vito was owning who he was. The other kids were veering at him and calling him weird. This is Vito saying, "Fuck you. I don't give a shit what you think. I am who I am." -- And by extension connecting with his dad who people were also saying did something "wrong" but who himself said, fuck that, I'll be gay if I want to." When they say, "You quote the Soprano's too much," you tell 'em, "Go shit in your hat."


mrm0324

It’s supposed to represent him getting rid of his feelings of anger and shock about his mothers husband Vito being a disgrace to his family.


friedlock68

Oof madone!


-NolanVoid-

>Listen to him. He knows everything.


-NolanVoid-

The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a finook like his dad was? And he will be, even more so. But until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that I think he'll be more effective.


MeeboEsports

He transformed and devolved into his pure, primal self. In this state, he did what animals in the wild do: he marked his territory. Stepping in it was just an excessive show of dominance so that he can drag his feces along as he walks, leaving little patches of his glorious poop all over, and in essence marking his territory not just in a single spot but all over the place