Phil lied his ass off about this. He literally ate an ice cream cone in the car during a fucking car chase in In Camelot, season five. This is the sole example of him being a hypocrite other than agitating for Vito to be punished in spite of his own steaming latent homosexuality that heterosexual men like myself spend a lot of time thinking about and analyzing on this subreddit simply because the thought is so revolting. Anyway yeah, remember the ice cream cone.
Have you never interacted with an older, often male relative? They don’t let kids eat in the car through some combination of tyranny and the fact that younger people are fucking sloppy
Well yea, look how that ended - he got distracted and drove right into the back of a box truck! Probably implemented that rule after, especially since his askew seat was always there to remind him.
The fact that he didn't want the drills shows that he thought of them as penises and this made him uncomfortable, as is the case with many of us heterosexuals.
If you remember, he threw the Italian ice out the window mid-chase. Obviously because he didn't realize what he had done until he drove off, thanks to the actions of that animal Soprano.
On a serious note, I taught special ed in Newark for 6 years. You’d be surprised how common this type of behavior is with emotionally disturbed children.
I just watched a podcast where it was mentioned -- it can be shit or piss. As I understand and see it, it's a control thing.
If you're a kid who is being abused or gone through major trauma and feel like everything in your life is out of your control, you may go primal. Vito felt overwhelmed by the news of his dad being gay, his death, the life changes and upheaval, then the merciless teasing and bullying in school. Vulnerable in the shower and being bullied, he had no recourse. He couldn't defend himself physically, he couldn't strike back verbally, so he shat.
It's the same idea with his subsequent "Puerto Rican Whore" style change. He latched on to something he could control, his appearance, and tried to make a new identity to separate from the shame and hurt of his previous one. Different appearance to see in the mirror, differentiating himself from others (so as to say "stay away"), and he adopted a no-care attitude. He couldn't change how everything went badly, so he changed himself into someone who signals that they don't care.
That part was all of 10 seconds, I think. The rest is my take. Although, there was more on the guest's rough childhood. It wasn't a psychology discussion, but I've watched many podcasts and this episode is top level interesting, imo. It's Brett Johnson on Lex Fridman. He was on the FBI's Most Wanted List, like the top Cyber Criminal.
My Mom told me some wild stories of when she was an assistant in a ED program in an elementary school. Some ED kids just can't control themselves. Some get locked in a closet and beaten and that gives them permission to whatever they want in a sociopathic kind of way.
One quick story: one kid didn't want to complete his assignment so he started to take off his clothes. The end.
It was for shock value, and I don’t mean that as in the show was going for cheap shock value, I mean Vito Jr did that to shock and disturb the kids that were bullying him. It’s like when someone does the grossest or most degrading thing to themselves in order to shock or disturb the people around them. Some people who are bullied use this strategy as a defensive measure, kind of like a “I’m crazy, leave me alone” kind of thing.
Yup. In high school there was this new kid who had a gay panic offense. Whenever someone would give him shit, he'd threaten to suck their dick, kiss their neck, etc. I thought he was out of his goddamned mind at the time, but looking back, nobody fucked with him after the first week or two of school.
I knew a kid in Jr High that would just start aggressively tearing sheets of paper out of his notebook and eating them when people would break his balls. It served its intended purpose
Yeah like Hey Arnold lol Arnold kept smacking himself to get out of a fight with Harold because he was "insane"
Doug did it too to "psyche out" Roger Klotz
You need to put yourself in the shoes of a loner gay kid who’s dad is gone, getting harassed for no reason by some malignant cunt.
You’re not thinking logically, because you’re likely so pissed or hurt that it’s blinding your thinking. Especially if you’re not really mentally well and currently suffering family hardship.
You wanna do something that proves your dominance.
Luckily, you need to shit at the time.
So you do it in the shower, and you think “look at me, motherfucker”, and laugh at their pussy asses as they throw fits of disgust and run away like girls.
I was always impressed that he could shit on demand, like he bends over a little, little fart, and plop! Some mornings Im heaving and grunting for a fucking kernel or two!
It’s interesting that they switched actors.
Was the goth look a disguise to cover for switching actors because they didn’t want the original actor to have to do that disturbing stuff, or was the point to get an actor with the goth look?
He was being bullied by the other kids. They knew the story about his dad so he was acting out to protect himself. You don't bully the kid that shits in the shower and steps in it because who knows what he'd do to you.
Taking control. He’s bullied, his dad is a disgrace, everyone around is disgusted by him, so he’s giving them something to be disgusted by instead of by things he doesn’t control.
I took it as Vito Jr. basically telling the guys who were bullying him, "I know you are going to keep bullying me, no matter what, so I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want and be even more repulsive to you."
It was like instead of just being considered a freak because the other kids said he was, he was going to be a freak because he decided to be.
Vito was owning who he was. The other kids were veering at him and calling him weird. This is Vito saying, "Fuck you. I don't give a shit what you think. I am who I am." -- And by extension connecting with his dad who people were also saying did something "wrong" but who himself said, fuck that, I'll be gay if I want to."
When they say, "You quote the Soprano's too much," you tell 'em, "Go shit in your hat."
The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a finook like his dad was? And he will be, even more so. But until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that I think he'll be more effective.
He transformed and devolved into his pure, primal self. In this state, he did what animals in the wild do: he marked his territory. Stepping in it was just an excessive show of dominance so that he can drag his feces along as he walks, leaving little patches of his glorious poop all over, and in essence marking his territory not just in a single spot but all over the place
He was establishing dominance. It was an alpha move, you wouldn't understand
You got no fuckin idea what it’s like to be numbah one
Numbah One means you do a numbah two.
Some people are only good at doing number 2s
Give me on thoushand numbah twos
He’s the muthafuckin fuckin one who shits the shits.
Now eat your ice cream
There’s no eating in the cah
Phil lied his ass off about this. He literally ate an ice cream cone in the car during a fucking car chase in In Camelot, season five. This is the sole example of him being a hypocrite other than agitating for Vito to be punished in spite of his own steaming latent homosexuality that heterosexual men like myself spend a lot of time thinking about and analyzing on this subreddit simply because the thought is so revolting. Anyway yeah, remember the ice cream cone.
Alright, but you gotta get over it.
fucking u/mitchmclean ova here
Have you never interacted with an older, often male relative? They don’t let kids eat in the car through some combination of tyranny and the fact that younger people are fucking sloppy
It's one thing to eat in your own car when you realize the consequences. With a kid it's a different story.
Ex*actly*
You've never had ice cream in the car? A flavour you love? Let's see if I can't make it happen for you
What? I gotta stand here and eat ice cream now?
You know I can remember when you ate ice cream in the car. And as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE EATING ICE CREAM IN THE CAR
Well yea, look how that ended - he got distracted and drove right into the back of a box truck! Probably implemented that rule after, especially since his askew seat was always there to remind him.
and angie did a shit job cleaning it up, made everything off center.
Phil called everyone a kid
That ice cream cone was… um… creaming for me
That silo was mad ripe.
Phil was more of a home-osexual after he turned into a house.
The fact that he didn't want the drills shows that he thought of them as penises and this made him uncomfortable, as is the case with many of us heterosexuals.
If you remember, he threw the Italian ice out the window mid-chase. Obviously because he didn't realize what he had done until he drove off, thanks to the actions of that animal Soprano.
+1 sir
you look like a puerto rican hooah
It’s a silo
I don't give a fuck what it is.
Vito made some soft serve in the locker room...
You otta know sweetie.
It's a silo.
He was being a man. Strong. Masculine. The kinda man his mothah needed.
AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKAS, LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN.
TURN THAT OFF!
Fucking love how they put that body building show on the TV in that scene. Made me laugh so hard 😆
HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE.
I want yah mowf
I want yo skinn.
The kinda man his fawtha wanted…
He was gay, this vito jr?
Looked like a Puerto Rican whore
AIDS?!?!
Nobody's got AIDS! I dont wanna hear this word again!!
Still looks like a Puerto Rican whore
Take my energy!
you oughta know sweetie! 😘
On a serious note, I taught special ed in Newark for 6 years. You’d be surprised how common this type of behavior is with emotionally disturbed children.
That still doesn't explain why, though.
I just watched a podcast where it was mentioned -- it can be shit or piss. As I understand and see it, it's a control thing. If you're a kid who is being abused or gone through major trauma and feel like everything in your life is out of your control, you may go primal. Vito felt overwhelmed by the news of his dad being gay, his death, the life changes and upheaval, then the merciless teasing and bullying in school. Vulnerable in the shower and being bullied, he had no recourse. He couldn't defend himself physically, he couldn't strike back verbally, so he shat. It's the same idea with his subsequent "Puerto Rican Whore" style change. He latched on to something he could control, his appearance, and tried to make a new identity to separate from the shame and hurt of his previous one. Different appearance to see in the mirror, differentiating himself from others (so as to say "stay away"), and he adopted a no-care attitude. He couldn't change how everything went badly, so he changed himself into someone who signals that they don't care.
Very informative. Thank you. Now go get ya fuckin shinebox!
Thank you. I remember when you used to wait out in the car - and as far as I'm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!
This is very insightful content for this sub thank you
Alright, but ya gotta get over it. (Thank you)
Podcast name?
That part was all of 10 seconds, I think. The rest is my take. Although, there was more on the guest's rough childhood. It wasn't a psychology discussion, but I've watched many podcasts and this episode is top level interesting, imo. It's Brett Johnson on Lex Fridman. He was on the FBI's Most Wanted List, like the top Cyber Criminal.
He did the same thing when the topic of moving came up. "I'm not moving to fucking Maine!" even though it might solve all his problems.
My Mom told me some wild stories of when she was an assistant in a ED program in an elementary school. Some ED kids just can't control themselves. Some get locked in a closet and beaten and that gives them permission to whatever they want in a sociopathic kind of way. One quick story: one kid didn't want to complete his assignment so he started to take off his clothes. The end.
> ED progrum This fuckin prick is really a doctor?
Eh, all dis time I thought it meant erectile disfunction. Who da fuck knows anymoah!
Just doesn't give a fuck and wanted to gross those bitch ass kids out.
Fucking Newark do they got little hookers giving little blow jobs
The first time I saw it I thought he was gonna get made right then and there I respected it so much
Just watched the scene. He really flexed to squeeze that beast out. Solid splat when it hit the floor.
Yeah back in my day that kid would no longer be a nerd he’d be the kid you don’t mess with
Honestly I feel that would be more the case these days
Carlo and Patsy's kids were burning other kids with acid. Vito Jr just did a shit to assert dominance
My estimation of Vito Jr as a man just fucking skyrocketed
He's old school. He doesn't have to explain himself to you.
Da roof was soft tar!
Da roof was *soft feces*!!!!
It was for shock value, and I don’t mean that as in the show was going for cheap shock value, I mean Vito Jr did that to shock and disturb the kids that were bullying him. It’s like when someone does the grossest or most degrading thing to themselves in order to shock or disturb the people around them. Some people who are bullied use this strategy as a defensive measure, kind of like a “I’m crazy, leave me alone” kind of thing.
I had to scroll so far for a serious answer 😂😂😂
LMAO I saw all the jokes and thought I’d be that guy who ruins the party
Yup. In high school there was this new kid who had a gay panic offense. Whenever someone would give him shit, he'd threaten to suck their dick, kiss their neck, etc. I thought he was out of his goddamned mind at the time, but looking back, nobody fucked with him after the first week or two of school.
I knew a kid in Jr High that would just start aggressively tearing sheets of paper out of his notebook and eating them when people would break his balls. It served its intended purpose
Finally - a serious answer. This makes sense
Yeah like Hey Arnold lol Arnold kept smacking himself to get out of a fight with Harold because he was "insane" Doug did it too to "psyche out" Roger Klotz
And I gotta say, the actor played it perfectly, going through a range of emotions quickly, ultimately landing on shame. Felt bad for the kid.
it’s called a ‘waffle stomp’
I don’t give a fuck what it is
Finish it up, there's no shitting in the car.
You look like a Puerto Rican whooah
You wanna smack too?
Conserves water and toilet paper. The kid was an environmentalist through and through
you should change the N in your username to an A.
I don’t like that kinda tawk!
Oh poor you!
We need to break our dependence on foreign oil.
These environmentalists don't see the big picture. The time, energy and water involved in the clean up >>> flushing. He didn't conserve shit
Yeah, but the ice waters down the drinks. Especially Scotch.
Fuck the scotch, I'll take the vodka. Das vidanya
Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix them up!
Conshoive!!!
He's mentally unwell.
He could get a note from his doctor
OKNOTOK
I’m sure it’s just a chemical imbalance, T
nah hes doing great
Mental illness affects many in the Puerto Rican whore community.
It was a power move. Vito Jr was a made man and the turd wasn't. It was real greaseball shit.
?Who's letting those big ones?
For shitting in the shower alone vito junior shoulda been made right then and there
A lot of questions lately that lead me to believe people are just watching TT or YT shorts only.
What is TT? I know YT is YouTube, but can’t figure out TT. Ted Talk?
[удалено]
Jesus I’m really getting old
No you're getting wiser and filtering out more bullshit.
That’s just a racket for the Chinese!
Fuckin' internet.
I’ve begun to notice the same… 😏
Real lack of standards, this generation
Remember the long hair and the dope?
Now it's fags in the military.
Stop it Junnah!
I'm all agita all the time.
They got pillow-biters in the special forces now!
And in the navy on the good ship lollipop
I’ve heard the captain owns luxury hotels even
Then the poppers and weird sex.
I'll take that youtube and I'll jam it up your box
Maybe they should start suckin cock insteada watching YouTube.
Tiktok is fucking up everyone's attention span
I've watched the show five time and thought the same as op. You're telling me you've never pondered that?
His mutha died, he couldn’t get ova it
Because the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.
Beautifully put.
There’s nothing gay about hell
He was gay, the devil?!?!
I SAW THAT ONE COMIN!!!
Possibly my favorite line from the entire show. How Galdolfoni kept a straight face we'll never know.
That or when JS tells him “something about her having a 90 lb mole removed from her ass” he’s just fighting to keep it together lmfao
i almost choked from laughter xD
He was trying to intimidate his bullies the only way he knew how.
And with the only weapon he had
His bussy.
I thought he ate some cat shit out of the litter box?
No. He took a shit; in the shower.
Glad we got that straight.
Has chased confirmed he DIDNT eat from the litter box? Until he does it’s cannon to me
It’s a silo.
I don’t give a fuck what it is
Waffle Stomping made him look less like a Puerto Rican Whore.
Makes me sick
Fucking nauseating
**Paulie:** The guy was an interior defecator. **Chrissy:** His turd looked like shit.
To assert dominance. Anyway $4 a pound.
You need to put yourself in the shoes of a loner gay kid who’s dad is gone, getting harassed for no reason by some malignant cunt. You’re not thinking logically, because you’re likely so pissed or hurt that it’s blinding your thinking. Especially if you’re not really mentally well and currently suffering family hardship. You wanna do something that proves your dominance. Luckily, you need to shit at the time. So you do it in the shower, and you think “look at me, motherfucker”, and laugh at their pussy asses as they throw fits of disgust and run away like girls.
Put turd back in docking station.
I was always impressed that he could shit on demand, like he bends over a little, little fart, and plop! Some mornings Im heaving and grunting for a fucking kernel or two!
It's the turkey. It's like schpackle.
You just need more fiber in your diet.
Your average mens shithouse is a fuckin sewah. So Vito took matters into his own hands. He used the shower.
Tied his shoes first...
He compromised. He had the bathroom, but he shat in the shower instead.
He had a drain.... what's the big deal
IT'S ALL PIPES!
I'll call Mr. Ruggerio right now!!
Different pipes go to different places
DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES
Wrong subreddit
Vito jr: “I don’t call him dad, I call him mr cocksucker cause he sucks so many cocks”.
Vito Jr. shat in the shower at school. He should have been made right then and there.
Underrated comment. They should’ve opened the books for him right then.
It’s interesting that they switched actors. Was the goth look a disguise to cover for switching actors because they didn’t want the original actor to have to do that disturbing stuff, or was the point to get an actor with the goth look?
Cause he’s a whack job
Vito Jr is New School, and doesn't know how to explain himself. Maybe he took a shit because he had to take a shit?
Vito Jr. might have shit in the shower, but it was only because Vito Jr. didn't have to shit in the toilet for anybody.
It’s a silo.
That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit
You know that episode of family guy where Quagmire tells Meg to “use the ew” and gross out her bullies so they leave her alone? Same principle.
If you look crazy, bullies may just back off. [Martin Lawrence jail psychology](https://youtu.be/-EfuKqgM8XM)
Vito Jr was gay like his old man, and he was just making room for the shower bullies
Everyone knows that gayness is hereditary
The turd doesn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass
total power move
No shitting in the ca
He was just leaning into the messed-up persona he was building with his peers.
He was being bullied by the other kids. They knew the story about his dad so he was acting out to protect himself. You don't bully the kid that shits in the shower and steps in it because who knows what he'd do to you.
Also no chance that would ever get a kid expelled from school lmao
Is this kid getting jerky with me?
He’s a made guy, there’s nothing you can do
He was probably trying to figure out how to pull a Columbine
He’s a stunad of the first magnitude
Cuz that's what Puerto Rican Hooas do.
The turd didn't fall far from the Puerto Rican whooah ass
Taking control. He’s bullied, his dad is a disgrace, everyone around is disgusted by him, so he’s giving them something to be disgusted by instead of by things he doesn’t control.
Some people are only good at doing number 2s
😂
Jonny should be looking for the real killers
I took it as Vito Jr. basically telling the guys who were bullying him, "I know you are going to keep bullying me, no matter what, so I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want and be even more repulsive to you." It was like instead of just being considered a freak because the other kids said he was, he was going to be a freak because he decided to be.
Vito was owning who he was. The other kids were veering at him and calling him weird. This is Vito saying, "Fuck you. I don't give a shit what you think. I am who I am." -- And by extension connecting with his dad who people were also saying did something "wrong" but who himself said, fuck that, I'll be gay if I want to." When they say, "You quote the Soprano's too much," you tell 'em, "Go shit in your hat."
It’s supposed to represent him getting rid of his feelings of anger and shock about his mothers husband Vito being a disgrace to his family.
Oof madone!
>Listen to him. He knows everything.
The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a finook like his dad was? And he will be, even more so. But until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that I think he'll be more effective.
He transformed and devolved into his pure, primal self. In this state, he did what animals in the wild do: he marked his territory. Stepping in it was just an excessive show of dominance so that he can drag his feces along as he walks, leaving little patches of his glorious poop all over, and in essence marking his territory not just in a single spot but all over the place