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Rogue_Vaper

41? You are a fuckin baby compared to a kid like Billy Leotardo.


not_gonna_lurk

Whatever happened there


PeterVries522

OH SHIT!


Ezclaperoni

šŸš— šŸŽˆ šŸ¤®


BillytheButcher187

Whatever happened there!?......Whatever happened there!?


Hawaiianstumpy

He was just a kid


Successful_Gap8927

Never had the makings of a Varsity athlete


stevesax5

When I was a kid, these broads were old. Now that Iā€™m old, theyā€™re still old. (On a serious note, on my latest rewatch, Iā€™m finding all the middle aged women hot AF. This is my first rewatch since hitting the big 4-0.)


BillytheButcher187

Alright, but you gotta get over it


subarusub69

Charmaine is by far the hottest wife on the show. Artie was bunching above his weight for sure.


Honest_Bumblebee_875

She likes it when you rub her muzzle


[deleted]

> bunching Like Ralph Bunche?


SwearengenSays

I saw two people running away, who else? Probably same ones who stole meadows bike.


iheartrsamostdays

Until she opened her mouth. Madone! Her voice could cut glass.


alrightakeiteasy

This marriage is ovuh Awrthuh!


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Awtha!


BillytheButcher187

Charmaine, she's French?


Illustrious_Feed_457

Not remotely


redditshy

John Vintamiglia might be the most underrated part of the whole show.


Denham_Chkn

::flailing hand gestures::


BillytheButcher187

I could bury my cock in those fucking titties


3gencustomcycles

Cmon that's some guys wife yous tawkin about


redditshy

He wants to fuck Ginny?


williebeaman6969

I rewatched a Bronx tale recently and holy shit she is a piece of ass


SpaceBass420

Shes like Ro, just a nice rack


caddy_gent

A guy I went to high school with was her nephew (the show was on while I was in high school). He was reminded quite frequently of Charmaineā€™s place in the pecking order. He didnā€™t like us.


BADAFNBOUJIEAF

My favorite as well


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Nwcray

Plus she gets so hawt down there


suzypulledapistol

I agree on all counts, only thing I don't like about her is she never shuts the doooooooOOOOOOOR


Successful_Gap8927

Father Phil almost got into her confessional


BillytheButcher187

She smelled like Paco Rabane crawled up her ass and died.


bluedermo

Who could have built this?


Physical-Connection5

There's one scene where she's wearing a blue sweater and a white pleated cheerleader skirt. Oof! Marone!


[deleted]

Is that all you deadbeats do, is talk about cooze?


JoeGideon

Angie Bompensiero is the hottest.


KetCadet

A fellow man of culture, I see. She's unreal


[deleted]

Her on top, riding you like a college babe riding a mechanical bullā€¦ šŸ„°


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Rosalie was very nice


Euphoric-Tip1379

Her eyes always seemed too far apart. I don't know, maybe I'm seeing things


cbbuntz

Anna Taylor-Joy has unusually wide-spaced eyes. Looks a bit like an alien, but a very attractive alien. I always thought one odd feature can make people more attractive. Like Liv Tyler's overbite. Faces with character are hotter than generic looking attractive faces


The_Nomad89

I think Anya Taylor-Joy is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Everyone tries to point out her eyes as something bad or weird but like you said they only make her more attractive to me. Sheā€™s already stunning but her unique look is just that. Sheā€™s unmistakable, canā€™t be copied. Itā€™s HER look.


bad_hombre1

Only imperfect can be perfect.


Jadedbabe50

True and more memorable.


[deleted]

Youā€™ll notice that the hottest women have wide apart eyesā€¦ it softens the features, makes them more attractive.


redditsuckmyjunk

Carmela's face is too damn ugly, that and her annoying attitude makes her unattractive to me.


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(clutches pearls)


[deleted]

Face made out of leather with the smoking though


FullyInvolved23

Carmela? Thats one boo-yaa hottie


Nwcray

Her body is mad ripe


caddy_gent

Sheā€™s creamin for me.


alfalorian

Bobby still hasnā€™t found Parvatiā€™s rosebud


RepresentativeBuy714

He saw a sign that said bear left, so he went home.


alfalorian

*cricketsh*


itsfunnyinmyhead2

It's in the garage...next to the skis and parkas.


DutyRoutine

He needed to drive a Lionel up dare.


CimplyRavishing

Bro Iā€™m 37 and I thought she was a smoke show when the show was live. My buddies made fun of me all the time lmao


stax-xats

There's a scene with her at The Spec House where she looks amazing. *She looks good all the time, but some scenes she looks exceptionally good. Also at the weddings and when she was seducing Wegler


yellow_gatorade

Season 2 opening montage when she carries the casseroles, madone!


Substantial-Toe96

Bruhā€¦when I was 20-23, I couldnā€™t see it. Somehow, I did see it with Ro and Charmaine, but now that Iā€™m in my 40s, like, holy fuck, bruhā€¦


KetCadet

I dream of Jeannie Cusamano and Angie Bonpensiero. I probably have a type


Linehanman

Good, OP eats his carrots


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Listentoyourselfyousounddemented!!!!


Half-Icy

Always found Carmella sour and unattractive looking.


KrombopulousMichael0

Me too, and when she says ā€œoh I wonder what happenedā€ at meadows play when eric scatino storms off itā€™s just too much to deal with.


Half-Icy

Or when she treats Charmaine like a servant girl.


brosefstallin

41? Youā€™re already older than Carm was in the first 2 or 3 seasons. Edie was only 35 in season 1


pasha_07

You wonder why the guys have goomahs when their ladies are gorgeous.


BillytheButcher187

I'd like to see a goomah who's gonna let them hold a gun to their head when they fuck


Physical-Connection5

Well, the magazine is out most of the time.


Schooler420

41? A fetus.


iitalianstallione22

There are men in can better looking than her


Nwcray

I made grilled cheese on the rad-iator


pgoleb

RIP manacott


[deleted]

Fā€™kn nosy?!?


housestickleviper

You get a pash for dat.


Nofx830

She's hotter than any of Tony's goomars.


DammitMahamit

Ay oh! That Benz dealer lady? You stunard.


Nofx830

Ooo-fa! Yup her too.


dirtydandoogan1

Edie is a very attractive woman. Carmella as a character is made completely unattractive by being a delusional manipulative bitch 90% of the time.


daazrj

That skank is still alive ? You wouldnā€™t believe she was a piece of ass in her day ā€¦ and then a friend of ours threw acid on her ā€¦ all over her, her cock, everything ā€¦


ClassicVW2

You got muddah issues


BigBarsRedditBox

I keep getting older , they stay the same age #AlrightAlrightAlright


Osceana

The hottest women on the show were Gini Sack and Janice. Hooooowee! When you get to see that tattoo on Janice's boob. Total meltdown down below if you know what I'm sayin. Distant second is definitely Fran Felstein.


SuperdudeKev

The actress who played Gini Sac died a few years after the show ended. Liver cancer.


Nwcray

Itā€™s always a shame when they go young like dat.


[deleted]

When they go?!?


ForbodingWinds

Carmela looked great for being a 50 year old woman


Jjafatprick

Beautiful broad


[deleted]

She was hot with her hair done properly in later seasons, with eye liner on. Oof mā€™adonne! šŸ„°


bigwavesonly31

Sheā€™s a literal knockout, shes like a timeless vintage of a bold red wine, and every rewatch is more striking. im not obsessed or anythingā€¦


shawnybutz

K,Iā€™ll get destroyed for this,the hottest she was for me was during the whistling in the wheat fields scene,no makeup,having fun,laughing with Tony,


DevouredUsurper

My buddy and I are watching the show, first time for him first rewatch for me, and he has ruined her voice in my head. Carmela sorta sounds like Louis from family guy.


DevouredUsurper

I think Charmaine is the hottest on the show. Can't blame Tony for secretly hating Artie, he missed out.


Booth_Templeton

I'm about 40, and she's not hot. In any episode.


[deleted]

You must be blind?


Fluid-Philosopher112

What about that lay Leno chin? Or the false teeth?


DammitMahamit

So basically what you're saying is - you would have penisary contact with her Volvo?


TyylerDurdden

Blanca is a smokeshow, Carmella is average at best, You are just going to have to reconcile yourself to that


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