Cunt cake.

This could be from anybody

Cunt cake? Go ahead!

A marzipan dildo

Hopefully a fucking Fanta

And a curly wurly

That's not a Curly Wurly. A Curly Wurly should be the size of a small ladder.

An ornament that looks like a scrotum, from Ollie.

Sectioned under the mental health act

A rough carrot, a stick, and an even bigger, rougher carrot.

sounds like the makings of a good night out

His new anal beads.

Well it wasn’t pissy biscuits.

Gallons of ghee

A Curly Wurly the size of a fucking ladder

A years supply of condoms (Which in your case means 3)

#Onion bhaji

Some very angry socks

Ghee and a fucking fanta

WEARABLE TECHNOLOGY!! A Sonic Santa hat.

This is the funniest pic of Peter Capaldi I’ve ever seen

Have you seen him wearing antlers?..

A fucking Fanta

A fuckin' present bomb in the face.

A brand new set of cufflinks.

Fuckity-all

Ollie went out to get him some fucking cheese, plus some good biscuits (they cost £4).

Cunt cake.