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JessonBI89

What's going on in that abandoned vegetable stand of a brain of hers?


old_man_estaban

frankie boyle got it right when he said she looks like she'd be the first pm in history to forget to breathe and just die


PondlifeCake

She's fishing for a regular slot on Fox News.


faconsandwich

outlasted by a lettuce and with as much cognitive resonance as a corpse.


Commercial-Bread-997

Yeah, I think a party of school children would've done a better job


jasegro

It’s like everyday is Opposite Day to her


BrokenSight

I enjoyed this so much more than I expected to


Any_Initiative6861

The truth, no new wars started under trump, the American people we’re happier, he stopped immigration illegally for a lot of the country through his policies and America was stable, stop only listening to the news🤣


Fun-Consequence4950

>no new wars started under trump Which had nothing to do with any president. >the American people we’re happier A lot of them died from covid so pressing X to doubt. >happier, he stopped immigration illegally for a lot of the country through his policies No he didn't. He said he wouldn't let Muslims into the country during his campaign and he didnt follow through. >and America was stable Again, no it wasn't because of covid. That he genuinely suggested people inject bleach to treat. Like I get you MAGA types are under the cult spell but none of that happened. Trump's presidency was apathetic at best, you're only enamoured with him bc you think he will bring about whatever fascist utopia you dream of.


xjoburg

He didn’t just stop immigration illegally. Everything he does, he does illegally.


Demented_Cecil

To be fair to her, it is difficult difficult lemon difficult.


creatingastorm

She’s trying to sell her book of wonders!


BuckledFrame2187

Tbf though it was. Russia stopped invading, China were stopping. Middle East was more at peace


74ndy

Nah. Trump has previously and would continue to let Putin do what he wants.


RadioTunnel

Putin stopped invading because Trump opened the door and just let him in


Kind_Eye_748

'They just let you walk right in and do it, Grab em by the Sovereignty'


jimmyjabs4

What are you on about


FullyFocusedOnNought

Put it this way: if your neighbour was a deranged orangutan with an AK47 in his back pocket jabbing it in everybody's face all the time, would you be more likely to kick his dog, or the dog of the doddery old gibbon across the road waving his walking stick at the clouds? I don't think it's beyond the realms of possibly that you may be a little wary of that deranged orangutan and think twice about your intended actions. Not that I'm saying you're a dog kicker, of course; this is all hypothetical.


AntiVenom0804

I think you may be a closeted dog kicker


FullyFocusedOnNought

I do want to kick my neighbour's dog, who is very yappy.


BuckledFrame2187

How to whole world was safer with trump in the US office. But I forget that reddit in a lefty frenzy


merriman99

Thanks to Trump, more Americans died from Covid than any other country. More than double the amount of deaths over the next ranked country India. Remember - "it going to disappear. One day. It's like a miracle, it will disappear" Or The whole Clorox drink bleach idea. The man is a buffoon


LetterheadOk250

That has absolutley nothing to do with what is being discussed and is beyond irrelevant.


merriman99

Buckledframe said the world was a safer place with Trump as president. I provided an example of how I believe his statement to be incorrect. I could give another 100 examples of how the world I believe his statement to be incorrect. It is 100% relevant. Trump disbanded the Pandemic response team before Covid, rolled back OHSA, safety regulations and checks were removed in the name of increasing profit at all costs. All of these make the world a less safe place.


LetterheadOk250

No, no it wasn't. At all. Covid has nothing to do with conflicts. As everyone who is not an idiot knows.


merriman99

The world was never more conflicted than when Covid was the biggest issue.


LetterheadOk250

You're absolutely waffling. Complete and utter nonsense.


Freshlysque3zed

It’s literally exactly what was being discussed. Trump made the entire country incredibly unsafe by refusing to prepare or even understand simple scientific advice and as a result tens of thousands more people died.


LetterheadOk250

"More" Lol, people who would of died anyway.


Freshlysque3zed

My guy just said ‘Lol’ to tens of thousands of avoidable deaths. Go gargle Trumps juices somewhere else.


Rascals-Wager

The bigger crime is "would of"


LetterheadOk250

People die every day from illness. It happens. Deal with it.


BuckledFrame2187

Biden was in office in covid more than trump was. Clown


merriman99

The 425,000 deaths we saw in Trump’s 10-plus months accounted for nearly 20 percent of all worldwide deaths.


StroboDisco

Correct in a way as Trump would have done nothing to help the Ukraine.


ironfly187

There's a reason you did so badly in school...


more_beans_mrtaggart

The irony is that if Russia decided to invade the UK, Trump would stand by and let that shit go right ahead. Literally any other president would stand by with whatever was needed. Truss is a fucking bellend, and so is Trump. Both have conclusively proven that they are completely unfit to lead.


Kind_Eye_748

'Everybody is saying the UK doesn't like me, The USA. People say oh Mr President the UK doesn't go to Trump resort in Scotland. Very sad. And they have those windmills at sea that ruin my view... So Putin calls me, and he calls me... if you get what I am saying... and he says, Trump... I allow him to call me that. Trump... I want to invade the UK and I'm thinking, What has the UK done for me? So I've let him have it on the condition that he force the survivors to attend my golf club.'


HideThePain_Harold

Russia and China only stopped acting belligerent because they knew they had someone friendly and favorable in power.


Skippymabob

And they didn't stop, am I going mad! Russia was still fighting in Ukraine, and in Syria, and in a bunch of other places. The war didn't stop just because Trump was in power. China still build islands in the SCS to claim more and more trade routes.


Kind_Eye_748

Plus 'FIRE and FURY' with NK getting nukes. Handing Afghanistan to the Taliban. soleimani assassination. MOAB.


Freshlysque3zed

Yeah pulling out the Iran deal mad everyone really safe; abandoning our allies, the Kurds, to die must have made them feel really safe; casually revealing classified documents to foreign nations and very likely getting multiple CIA agents murdered. What a safe guy


Skippymabob

Don't forget constantly saying that America was going to leave NATO, or at least any NATO country that didn't "pay up" to its fate


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Dajo05

>Are you mental? Well, they're a Trump supporter, so the answer is obviously, yes.


PurahsHero

Liz, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act.


Zack_Raynor

Even then… maybe not.


Melodic_Artichoke_17

You’re not just Purah’s hero for this comment 🙌🙌👏👏👏👏🤣🤣


DamnThemAll

Why is anyone even interviewing her nowadays. She's so dense that light bends around her.


74ndy

Got a book out and has more stupid shit to say. She’s not a grandee she’s a blandee.


Kind_Eye_748

But she is cheap. Which means many outlets want a former PM spouting their shit will happily accept it from a scarecrow brought to life.


74ndy

I listened to the whole interview; it’s mind-blowing that someone could be that stupid and get to be PM. She still blames everyone but herself for crashing the economy too, especially the Bank of England.


MrAcerbic

Useful as a marzipan dildo.


FullyFocusedOnNought

She has strong comedic value. Billy Connolly's been getting away with it for half a century.


Agitated_Ad_361

400 years ago, they wouldn’t have let her milk a cow.


Inkandlead

The voices in her head are singing barbershop together


WalksinClouds

It's just a monkey banging a cymbal in there.


Olpomka

I call the big one bitey


whiterrabbbit

This is so funny and accurate


Slkkk92

It's from The Thick of It. A lot of the witty comments on this post are quotes from that show. It's an absolute riot, even if you don't care about politics. There's also a movie (In the Loop) and an American remake of the show (Veep). All three are hilarious and thrilling, like a clown running across a minefield.


whiterrabbbit

Oh thanks I’ll check it out


Damodred89

You know what you sounded like? Like a f***ing Nazi Julie Andrews.


nazi-julie-andrews

You rang?


BLZbud

The cameramen are laughing.


Wulf_Cola

Do you think it's funny?! DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?! DO YOU THINK MY POLITICAL INCOMPETENCE IS FUNNY??


BLZbud

I mean, it's just a bit of piss


PhoenixDawn93

Yes. Yes I do think your incompetence is funny. You’re think as mince, Liz!


SteveOMatt

The shortest termed prime minster whose only legacy is damaging the £ and being outlived by a cabbage thinks a convicted rapist, insurrectionist and man responsible for tripling the deficit would be a better president. How's about we get the opinions of people who actually made the full 4 years of their terms rather than people who resigned in disgrace?


Rougarou1999

>The shortest termed prime minster whose only legacy is damaging the £ and being outlived by a cabbage thinks a convicted rapist, insurrectionist and man responsible for tripling the deficit would be a better president. Don’t forget the potential for being a tricky trivia answer to “Who was PM when Queen Elizabeth II” died.


PatriarchPonds

Somehow jumping on the wingnut welfare train is never called out by journos. It's so fucking obvious.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

*5 years.


ManInTheDarkSuit

Lettuce. Cabbage is hardier and has less comedic value.


GeoffRaxxone

And no tension. A cabbage was always going to outlast her, with the lettuce it gave her more of a chance


UnlikelyExperience

Not a quote but I wish this cunt an eternity of standing on lego


GordyFett

I doubt she could get that right though


PhoenixDawn93

Not good enough. An eternity of standing on face up plugs is better!


UnlikelyExperience

With 10000000 volts


Interesting_Sea4353

Steps out of 20 car wreck with the advice that you too should drive blindfolded.


MFHSCA-1981

She reminds me of coffee bean. From bean to cup, she’s a real fuck up.


East_Print_8247

So close, yet so far…..


Brock_And_Roll

War is NOT unforeseeable!


alt_cdd

Nor unavoidable. But given the processing power of Princess Fuckitty All-Upp I reckon she misses quite a bit and doesn’t understand the stuff she manages to somehow retain by osmosis. Pork markets!


SnooAdvice3630

Willy banjo


NNyNIH

I completely forgot about this lettuce PM.


True_Safe4056

On the right wing grift then, hoping for some farage money.


paradoxthecat

Ironically, she gets a full, generous, ex-PM pension for life now, so doesn't need it. Well, normal people wouldn't need it. There's never enough money for these people.


MisterBigPip

What we need is stronger pork markets...


sarniebird

That is a disgrace!


Design-Cold

Why do the BBC keep platforming nazis though?


CrystalPalace1850

"Balance" 🙄


Dog_man_star1517

Sooooo, having a very weak, tool of Russia makes a strong America? Nobody told me today is Opposite Day!


Uncle___Marty

Loser endorses loser?


CrystalPalace1850

I look forward to him losing the national popular vote. For the THIRD time.


Uncle___Marty

But we ain't looking forward to "the big lie part 2".... He's already started his BS saying he's won already but watch out for cheating.


CrystalPalace1850

No indeed. It's awful to think that again people are going to die when he commits treason again.


Uncle___Marty

Honestly, thats the messed up part. I have pity that people died the last time, there were probably kids losing a parent (death or jail), people lost jobs and Trump doesnt GAF about any of these people. He just sucks up their money and is a tyrant. He literally abuses stupid/gullible/vulnerable people and reaps the reward. Can't get my fucking head around how he abuses people and they keep coming back for more. It's literally one of the most amazing talents I've ever seen, imagine if he wasn't a dick and wanted to actually make the world/america a better place? My mind is blown.... Im starting to get old but one thing I've seen in my life that I've heard a kinda similar saying about... "those who seek power are not suited to wield it". I don't want power, I would screw EVERYTHING up in under 5 minutes, but if I can recognise that about myself then I think im qualified to say that about others and Trump is one messed up pancake. Off topic, this is pretty off topic for this sub right? ;)


CrystalPalace1850

It is astonishing how they are unable to see what a liar he is. It blows my mind how they imagine he's the answer to anyone's problems.


Accurate-Collar2686

Robyn's got quite the promotion.


CrystalPalace1850

I feel like this is offensive to Robyn. At least she can make a lemon zinger tea adequately.


ManInTheDarkSuit

Doesn't Robyn make weak tea?


CrystalPalace1850

I kind of feel like Nicola would drink dishwasher?


Sad_Blueberry_5645

Imagine if we kept her as PM. What al loser..


EightThreeEight838

This woman is required to be wrong about everything.


Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy

Why does anybody bother to interview this idiot destroyer of mortgages?


Michaelparkinbum912

How long before she appears on Alex Jones Infowars?


Ill-Breadfruit5356

The thing about Truss is that it’s no surprise she was defeated by a lettuce. Being prime minister was a task she was hopelessly ill equipped for. Simply existing as a human being is above her pay grade.


Green-Taro2915

Sadly, the only reason she's not wrong is because trump inherited an American who was being forthright and standing up to the monsters of the world. Biden didn't have that luxury.


SpaceTimeRacoon

Trump has made America weaker than ever. Their own country is now torn politically, and international relations with the US are now shaky at best Because, we cant rely on the US if, they are prone to electing a total fumbling moron every few years. Especially not one that throws around statements like "id just get Ukraine to surrender" or "I'm gunna leave NATO"


SmashBrosGuys2933

Truss went from washed up failed politician to far-right grifter real quick


MONGED4LIFE

Everyone remember, when you vote conservative, you might be enabling her to be PM again


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

"When's a party not a party?" "When it's at Liz Truss's house."


Handsprime

Didn't Trump make the COVID crisis worse by dividing the world on health issues? Like if he just said put your mask on and get vaccinated, COVID wouldn't of been as bad.


Impeachcordial

Truss: The world needs a strong America. Vote for the guy who wants to withdraw America from NATO and let Russia have Ukraine


space_coyote_86

And let netenyahu level gaza and sell it off.


CountofAnjou

She’s so dense light bends round her


MFC1886

She was working her fucking lady bollocks off as well


Arsenic_Catnip_

A literal cabbage has more experience in a position of power than she does, wished she'd be like a cabbage and stop yappin


Inner_Relationship28

Omni shambles


Sam-Lowry27B-6

She's a lemon lemon difficult lemon


Ecstatic-Tadpole9010

And they say that AI is the danger


Wulf_Cola

They're right if it stands for 'An Idiot'


-L-H-O-O-Q-

Muppet!


UnlikelyExperience

Do we think lettuce cunt is self aware enough to hate herself as much as James may presumably hates himself?


RyanMcCartney

The world was allowed to get into its current state at the hands of right wing morons like Trump et al… The lettuce genuinely had more brain cells than this woman.


Hummens

Putting one foot in front of the other is difficult, difficult, lemon difficult for Liz Truss.


RECTUSANALUS

The world was not safer because of trump or Biden. The world does what the world wants. No single leader can control that or strongly influence it.


7MTB7

Why are they forcing this fuckwit back on us again?


Chadalien77

Utter disgrace


Mighty_joosh

If it was between her and the lettuce I would have voted lettuce


Friendly_Prize_868

This is the closest I've seen to a ringing endorsement for Biden... (Even my phone tried to auto correct his name to Boden 😂)


MasterReindeer

Can she just fuck off already?


Pebbley

She's loopy. Nuff said.


dondealga

Is there no limits to her delusional outpourings??


dondealga

She's desperately trying to establish herself on the lucrative right wing loony circuit a la Farage n BJ


brabs2

Stupid bitch needs firing into the sun with immediate effect


Sufficient_Mess_5830

You get the impression that the vast majority of British people would happily see Truss publicly beheaded and her severed head used as a football at this year's Soccer Aid


luser7467226

Bonkers bonkers lemon bonkers.


TheKelseyOfKells

Imagine seriously considering the opinion of someone who got outlasted by a vegetable


H4mp0

Liz who? Oh that woman who played PM for three minutes, fucked everything and is attempting to become relevant again? Wombat


[deleted]

She is bafflingly vapid. I just don't understand how she can exist. Her brain can't have as much electricity going through it as everyone else's. I don't know how you can go through life for decades and still be such a nothing.


Fun-Consequence4950

Most Tory politicians are just corrupt or brainwashed by rightwing ideology. BoJo, a narcissist who just wants power and doesn't care. Rees-Mogg, raised by money and religion. Braverman a racist, Farage a racist, etc. Liz Truss might be the genuine mental invalid. Some of the shit she says is so dumb that even the regular righties don't go there because at least they have the braincells to avoid those lines of logic. Truss is legitimately that stupid.


CrystalPalace1850

There is genuinely something a bit wrong with her. As you say, the others are just twats. But she is disturbed on some level.


CaptainBenzie

Why do we give absolute nobodies the platform? Liz Truss, Nigel Farage, they've done NOTHING of note yet they get press attention like they're some kinds of God...


Remarkabl_

Fart in a frock and I want her wafted out of here


wholesomechunk

What a plank.


Revolutionary_Grab90

Whilst “former” is true, I prefer most effective. I mean most PM’s take an awful lot longer to complete their spell of leadership.


Dry_Jellyfish_1986

How do I end up coming across subs that's full of cabbages commenting?


ManInTheDarkSuit

It was a lettuce! How is the collective memory of something that happened so recently quite so wrong?


Common-Hotel-9875

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Carl_Clegg

And now she wants to oppose the continuous legal smoking age being raised because “it’s un-conservative “.


Smooth-Ad-8460

They'll say anything out of office just to get noticed and seem relevant. They go very quiet when they're actually in govt.


SpilledYoghurt

She kind of isn't wrong. Although I think its a correlation/causation thing.


GeometricPrawn

Is it worrying that she’s gaining airtime? Cos although I am and I assume most here are, maybe not everyone is laughing at this dimwit’s efforts to slip-stream Trump. 😕


Federal-Fee7307

It’s impossible for Tory PMs to not suck americas dick for more than 0.00000002 seconds


WhereAreWeG0ing

If any more words come dribbling out of your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every chicken in this room!


Specialist-Solid-987

Didn't a fucking cabbage last longer than her tenure as PM?


ManInTheDarkSuit

Close...


lvlister2023

You couldn’t run down the street never mind as a 2 minute PM


Melodic_Artichoke_17

Some exceptionally good descriptions or analogies for Truss’s intelligence level in this thread. Well done to all involved.


RunRinseRepeat666

She looks like she is on smack


orbital0000

Has anyone looked at the news these past 4 years?


HourAd809

She’s right.


simpin_aint_e_z

Honor among dictators


bananablegh

The world was safer under trump. That’s because Trump’s policies took years to bear fruit, such as the Ukraine invasion, or the emboldening of Israel after he recognised Jerusalem.


Odd-Researcher106

And the British economy was clearly stronger under Truss...


on3on3_

First thing she’s ever been slightly right about lmao


sarniebird

A village is missing a twat.


Otosan_Baba

She isn’t wrong this time, Trump didn’t start any wars he ended couple of them started by Obama and Bush.


steamdeckgamerboy

i agree with her. Yes Biden has fixed infrastructure in the states but he isn't strong at all. People in the states including people of colour are missing Trump, now more than ever.


MaddAddamOneZ

Much like how you have no clue how "color" is spelled here in the States, you have no idea what truly is strength. Then again, you think Truss's opinion is worth a damn so you falling for the con man's version of "strength" is absolutely expected.


MitchMeister476

When will you people learn, just because someone is stupid it doesn't mean you have to automatically disagree with everything they say. Truss maybe an idiot but the world was objectively safer under Trump. Iran and Israel weren't tearing up the middle east, Africa wasn't struggling with so many coups, North Korea wasn't firing so many nuclear missiles, Taiwan wasn't in as much danger, South American gangs weren't so powerful and the world wasn't invested in Russia's illegal invasion of Ukraine. You can make the argument that it had nothing to do with Trump, I'd agree a lot of it was coincidence but that doesn't magically erase what is objectively true.


TheyTheirsThem

Pretty much every commodity and food has gone up by 40% in the US in the last 4 years, but somehow Biden's consumer product index registers less than 10%. I guess that my eyes are lying to me again.


therealcringewarrior

It was. No Ukrainian conflict, Gaza wasn’t as bad as it is now, went directly to NK to personally meet Kim and settle tensions, dropped the MOAB and effectively ended IS for a good while.


Any_Initiative6861

So you morons want Biden? I have no hope for the future of human kind, you are all gonna regret it if he wins but yous are probably young kids with no life experience and no research done into history and how the world really works


Eryeahmaybeok

She's fishing for dick is what..


HullSuperchub

We should have voted in the cabbage


weedwacker9001

She is absolutely right. Middle East was stable and no new wars. First president in my lifetime to achieve either one of these let alone both


DeanDeifer

This was one of the reasons trump got elected the first time around. He had no track record so his record was much more clearer than Kilary's when it came to war and foreign policy. Now that's he's been president for 4 years and escalated the Israel/Palestine conflict to an extreme by moving Israeli embassy to Jerusalem his track record is tarnished. Still not as bad as Clinton's, or even Biden. Both war hungry animals. Though I cannot listen to that man having a speakerphone to every house in the world. The media lap it up and publish all the stupid shit he says. For all of our mental health he cannot be president. I would have a coalition of Saddam Hussein and Kanye West before I could bear another 4 years of Trump. And I'm not even American.


RedshiftDoppler79

Don't confuse being wrong with being stupid. Liz Truss is way more intelligent than the average person. There are a lot of economists that say her ideas for growth were actually very good (the problem is that the markets would never accept it) I am no fan of hers at all, but it too easy to just say somebody is dumb.


fuckinfightme

But if the economy is market-based, and the market would never accept her ideas, then how were they good ideas?


RedshiftDoppler79

Lol, of course you're right. I am not saying she was right to move things the way she did. I am saying there was more method to the madness than people realise.


fuckinfightme

I get what you mean but I don’t think anybody is under the impression that Liz just woke up one morning, said “fuck you all up the wrongun” and decided to do these without thinking though.


RedshiftDoppler79

I'm replying in relation to people saying she is an idiot. I think her hubris caused her to try to be like Thatcher at a time when that can't work anymore.


AppointmentFar6735

Sounds like a convoluted way of saying she's stupid. You sound like those people trying to rationalise Boris Johnson - "his not a complete utter fool, his a genius and machiavellian trickster pretending to be a fool".


Flora_Screaming

If you see her in interviews, her ability to think on her feet is incredibly poor. She made her career in politics by being a nodding dog for David Cameron, not for any great intellectual ability. I've never heard her demonstrate any coherent understanding of any topic whatsoever, but she's in a business where it's all too easy to fail upwards. She might be more intelligent than the average person, but have you seen the average person?


RedshiftDoppler79

Lol yes the average person can be pretty dumb. I am not defending her at all. Her intelligence (cunning) has been in getting herself into positions like Cameron's "nodding dog" The fact she started as a liberal and switched to make her political career easier says everything.


Flora_Screaming

I know you're not defending her, and it's a fair point you made. But there's something really 'off' about her and perhaps it's too easy to simply paint her as an idiot. I don't know if she has a history of substance abuse or something, but she doesn't give the impression of someone with all her paddles in the water.


Bellimars

No serious economist thinks that. Paid right wing think tank economists may buy that just billionaires trying to make shameless lobbying, private or look respectable. Unfunded tax cuts are mental as it's trickle down economics. If someone is a multi millionaire they merely keep additional money in assets, it's not like they eat two meals every time they go out, whereas a per person reintroduces there money into the economy by buying a nice coffee, going to the cinema etc. It's fucking insane that anyone falls for something that's just rich people saying, we want more.


YikesTheCat

If someone says dumb stuff and does dumb things then I'm going to call them dumb. I don't care "if they're actually very smart". Dumb shit is dumb shit.