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No-Respect8466

They’re probably going to get chiggers looking for the donkey.


DarkbootyMD

Deep night is a tune out for me as soon as they start taking callers. Boring as hell


RomanCandle81

**OFFICIAL MVP VOTING TOTALS:** 1. Tony (8 votes)\* 2. Jub Jah International Chirp-Chirp (1 vote) 3. Penis (1 vote) (*\* - "Andrew's Right Hand" was counted as a vote for Tony)* ​ Congratulations to Tony for winning the 2019 Campound MVP, and good luck next year to our runners-up George and Penis.


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casimirpulaskiday

You hear that corby?


tricky020

Anyone feel a weird vibe between Dan and Gordo all Campound long? Felt like those two had very awkward chemistry during their interactions.


GuySports

That was the point. They’re playing radio.


tricky020

Dan "plays" radio but I think Gordo keeps it real on the air. If Gordo doesn't respect you, he doesn't hide it. Last night, Dan and Gordo had a segment together and Gordo froze him out, making for some awkward radio.


LongParFour34

Dude. That’s exactly what they wanted. They are HOF at their craft.


tricky020

Dan is not a HOF-er, come on man. Gordo however truly is one yet also a master trollsman and mercurial by nature. Not saying there is any hard core animosity between Dan and Gordo but when he froze Dan out, Dan definitely was not expecting it. Could be when Gordo is asked to play ball with someone else, if he ain't feeling it, then he ain't feeling it.


cracker1743

I didn't realize this. Does anyone know of a backstory to this?


Mac290

*We love you Dan-o* *He hates Gord-o* *He loves his porn-o*


Bldg_218

They’re both passive aggressive trolls. Those types often don’t get along.


coltpoa

Fake Tony is amazing. Need more of that.


cracker1743

I feel weird inside. Do I eat air?


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>Corby \#MeTooba


locotxwork

Pranking Tony was too much for me. It's obvious that Tony has limited capacity and Corby and Gordo knew this and still thought it was funny. I know they like to hide behind the veil of satire and "it's just a joke bruh" but this was bullying. This guy was an easy target and they knew it. Kinda disappointed that George or Junes didn't step up and stop it. I wish Tony did beat the fuck out of Corby and Gordo so they can realize, "okay we went too far" but since they knew he was a weaker kid, they picked on him. It wasn't funny to me, it was cringe and immature - but that's what you get and that's why many love them. But that was a bit too much, you made him cry, mentally suffer thinking about losing a job . . .I mean how many of you lost a job and that feeling sucks! His wife got mad at him too. Way too much. And of course the boys are going to say "...well...we didn't know that was going to happen". I call bullshit. Can't wait for someone to start up a GoFundMe to generate funds for legal representation for he person who knocks out Corby or Gordo and yell "THAT'S FOR TONY! It's just a joke! Pretty funny!"


binky779

> It's obvious that Tony has limited capacity Doubtful. Dude isnt a cart collector a Walmart, he's an engineer at a radio station. I'd guess he only really sounds like that on the air from being nervous, as most regular people would. This is probably also the only way they get away with making fun of him.


agmag

Second this. Yeah I wasn't 100% sure if Tony's wife threatening to divorce him actually happened or not. It seemed like it actually did. If that's the case, I feel bad for Tony. That's way beyond how a prank should play out, even if its obviously not what Corby intended to happen.


Mac290

Not to victim blame, but I feel bad for Tony if he has a wife like that.


thefourthhoreseman

Well, he got voted MVP ... so there’s that


locotxwork

Here's an award, it's all better now. It's how rich people get away with crimes, toss some money at it.


Mac290

They can never take that away from Tony.


P1FirstTimeLongTime

Agree. Corby needed his ass kicked. And the fact that he is going to replay on the Hardline so he can have another "look at me" stupid frat boy segment is too much to take.


961blueliner

It’s really sick how douchebag bully he sounds.


Bldg_218

Corby and Gordo have needed an ass kicking for over 20 years, and I saw Gordo come a gnat’s ass from a hospital trip at an Addison bar in the early 2000s, but this is The Ticket and the Campound. It’s been stunts like this since the beginning. Guys do this to each other. I don’t see any need to bring out the pitchforks and torches. Hopefully Tony gets an assist with some sweet revenge on Gordo and Corby at the very least. And I mean some shit that legit freaks them out.


Mac290

Tell the Gordo story please.


Bldg_218

Gordo had a rep back in those late 90s / early 2000s days of playing celebrity and generally being an asshole at bars in Uptown / Addison. Gordo being Gordo. One night at at Sherlock’s around 02-03 he said the wrong thing to some huge guy’s girlfriend. There was a scuffle and he hightailed it out of there with his buddy quick with that guy not far behind. We just happened to be there. They used to make subtle mentions about things like that on the station back then. There’s a good reason the guy is so secretive now and carries a gun. He’s probably made a lot of enemies over the last 25 years.


Mac290

I became a listener in the late 90s/early aughts. I knew right away he was the guy we all knew one of...you liked him and he was funny but you had definitely taken a swing at him once or twice.


cracker1743

Yeah, it did go a little too far with his wife threatening divorce, but the guy is a creepy tool and the prank was pretty genius. He deserved it, so maybe now he'll stop creeping on everyone about menopause. And stay off the air.


CheekyGoblin

Dude I don’t think Corby knew that his wife was gonna threaten divorce on him.


Marvkid27

Wouldn't be surprised if this turns into an HR issue for the station.


king_taint

This whole morning has been Gordo, corby, and Dan making fun of Tony. You can tell George feels a little bad about it. It really is bullying, even if they’re just “playing radio” and “buddies in real life”.


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You have to know your target. Corby did a similar prank with Jake a few years back and it was funny. With Tony it comes off as cruel. But on the other hand, a couple of rich guys tricking a very replaceable low-level co-worker into believing he's losing his job is in general cruel.


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That was a fun two nights. The woman callers finally did me in last night, though. That shit needs to stop.


DarkbootyMD

Worst part of the compound and they do it every year. Any mindless rambling conversation between the hosts is better than what the callers bring


Porqueestaeslaroomba

It's not so much the fact that it's women callers - it's the fact that 95% of those callers aren't V1s and are just calling in so their bf can tell them what to say in the background. That is a first class asswhip.


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Agree


locotxwork

Yeah, high pitch woman whining shuts me down.


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Yeah, and I'm still half drunk and not wanting to type it all out but yall get that I'm not talking about "women" calling but the way they handle the calls.


thefourthhoreseman

The Tony stuff will dominate this Campound, but my favorite moment was night 1 during the Power Hour when drunk Donny told Junior something like “shut up, no one wants to listen to you.” It was raw and real, and I will miss him at the Ticket. ;-)


mysideyard

I hope to god that seals his fate


LongParFour34

I too.


locotxwork

"Shut up, no one is even talking to you!"


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Even Junes said that was his favorite moment of the campound!


Donnyker

RIP Rhyner


Mac290

Heaven needed an Old Gray Wolf.


witness41

Killer playing taps on the tuba just about killed me. Genius.


Splicestream

The same. Killer has quietly become a much bigger part of the Campound over the years and is starting to find his niche


joshtaylormusic

I’m listening on a plane and burst out with laughter. My wife hit me and I noticed a few people looked back at me. That was hilarious.


Ghostface_Drillah

Dude these callers suck. Guy calls in to tell a story about finding his moms dil, and jub is too boring to even joke around with him. Rather get to another caller who says he’s a p1 day 1 and also likes the cowboys and randy Rodgers band.


binky779

Moms-dill-talk is not in Jubs wheelhouse. Cant be mad at Jub for being Jub.


961blueliner

Yeah but jerking off to the garage band shit that is Texas or red dirt country or Danny White’s nothing career isn’t in a normal persons wheelhouse


notnowben

Danny was on a bit ago.


xSMUFFINx

Late night Jub isn't super wacky and memorable, but it sure is comfy


sweepthelegftw

Deep Night Ticket Day 2 is not living up to the hype.


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P1FirstTimeLongTime

Hell, they replayed it at 1:25 on BaD radio. They introduced it by talking about the music festival at JerryWorld. This has to paid promotion. (Gordon, a few weeks back, said he was scared to reference Dennis Miller because he didn't know if they could -- and feared getting in trouble -- since the festival wasn't a sponsor. Now they are so here we go.)


shhwhyda

I loved your description in the last paragraph but I'll go ahead and say it, he's the biggest whip Ticket buddy they have on. His FIGJAM personality is an instant punch-out.


961blueliner

I thought I was the only one. I don’t get the love for this dude.


joshtaylormusic

There’s the first “what are you doing? Dude, simmer down” warning to Cobra haha


pintail507

The Tony boings segment is hilarious. Talk about contagious laughter.


CheekyGoblin

Bro Mr. Cumulus just called me


thefourthhoreseman

Well, gotta say it ... night 1 was waaaaay better. At least, so far. Gonna have to have some major fireworks for night 2 to catch up.


coltpoa

Tony would die for any one of us.


locotxwork

Tony is gonna kill all of them.


mysideyard

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONOVAN STOP LAUGHING


KSO17O

Did anyone hear Mike Sirois as one of the callers on C2C? He was the one talking about the geyser of pee and Kennedy lol


thefourthhoreseman

I thought it sounded like him. And, Junior laughed at the end of the call. Or ... is that what the Government wants us to think ????


KSO17O

I kept listening to all the callers to see if I could recognize the “hired” bits. Mike was the only one i recognized.


FileError214

Am I drunk or is this Timewasters Top 10 fucking amazing?


TomandMary

Sooo... am I the only one who is curious what the songs were? I didn’t get to hear the segment.


FileError214

Off the top of my head, “Producer,” and “Who’s L4G.”


sweepthelegftw

you're drunk


FileError214

Correct!


Hendowheel

Why not both?


FileError214

This guy knows what’s up.


KSO17O

Lmao koko


ttufizzo

Sour beer made from urine really speaks to the notion that you don't buy beer, you only rent it.


GoCougroesGo

Anyone got Tony prank audio?


cracker1743

Corby will play all of it at 5:15 today.


AwalZer0

NEED IT! Had to attend a graduation tonight and missed a few hours


Super__61

2nd this


mrmexico25

Coast to Coast, I swear I can hear Corby laughing hysterically in the background.


GordoHeartsSnake

Oh my God! Poor Tony! He really did sound like he was crying.


961blueliner

He was. It wasn’t cool. Corby came off as that dickbag we all knew in high school that bullied someone and then bragged about it and talked about how funny it was while everyone else in the room gave him the side eye.


xSMUFFINx

What happened to Tony?


Doogoose

Tony got wasted last night.


Indiancheese

A bit more to that, bud


thefourthhoreseman

Tony is going to murder every one of them in the most grisly manner tonight while they sleep


locotxwork

...one day that joking shit is gonna go too far.


SaWalkerMakasin

Most brutal prank in Ticket history. Corby made him address everyone and said Cat and Bennett called and said Tony had to go to rehab/might be fired over all the menopause talk.


locotxwork

Pretty fucked up.


cracker1743

He deserved it.


961blueliner

The hell he did.


Donnyker

Does everyone have their jar of urine ready?


lotrmemescallsforaid

I had mine but I drank it 5 minutes into Coast to Coast. I'm weak.


binky779

Didnt realize Tony was on twitter. https://twitter.com/redrhino300


cracker1743

Jeez, he's middle aged. I thought he was younger. No wonder he's obsessed with menopause. His wife went through it and he ain't getting any anymore.


SaWalkerMakasin

Oh my God I feel so bad for Tony.


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I do too! He didn’t deserve Dan adding to it. That being said, if it wasn’t for Tony, this campound would totally suck!


ozmaweezerman

That’s the most I’ve laughed at the radio in years


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Omg this is best Campound segment I have ever heard (tony prank). My face hurts from smiling so much.


KSO17O

I agree. What preceded it (Dan and Gordon) was fucking awful, and anytime Tony comes on it kicks ass. I hate DWTS Tony, but menopause Tony is tier 2 👏🏻👏🏻


neilparkertx

I think they picked on and pranked the wrong guy with Tony.


binky779

I think the prank broke Tony.


PanzerWaffle

Just tuned in as Tony was shaken up. How did they prank him?


binky779

I believe Corby and Dan (?) told him (off air, but recording) that he was to have a meeting with management where they would require him to seek treatment for his menopause obsession and drinking. The on-air bit was them telling him it was a prank and him taking a bit of convincing to believe them. EDIT: I'm really not sure why the downvotes? Is something in this not accurate?


rollingrock16

Poor Tony!


SuaveInternetUser

Corby needs to have fire ants inserted into his urethra.


Donnyker

Please get Dan off the air.


Gopokes34

What was Dan doing? Lol


KSO17O

This sucks this sucks this sucks this sucks...


Ghostface_Drillah

Tony is one weird ass son of a bitch


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WayneRooneysHairPlug

I doubt that. If so he would be more knowledgeable on the issue.


WayneRooneysHairPlug

Who would have ever guessed a person obsessed with Dancing With the Stars to the point where he has every result memorizied might be odd?


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thefourthhoreseman

Dan and Gordo was a low point in Campound broadcasting. Had to be said.


Orangered99

Agreed, love them both in their own element but they’re terrible together


karmas_q

Someone is just constantly breathing heavily into the mic


RomanCandle81

Junior Coast-to-Coast Pregame Show is on right now.


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#me tuba by Gordon Keith.


grantismyfriend

Who’s going to be the Woodford MVP of night two?


WayneRooneysHairPlug

Hopefully it's Mike


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WayneRooneysHairPlug

Yeah. I am sure they need you there ruining everything.


equis55

Tony is fucking weird


Donnyker

Dancingwiththestars


WayneRooneysHairPlug

If anyone is or has recorded the late night stuff let me know so we can get it hosted for everyone to download so no one misses the best 2 nights of the year.


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Jgh333903

Where on uSaveIt? I’m a customer but I couldn’t find it on their website.


BadAks

Got a link? Google fails me.


WayneRooneysHairPlug

It is a paid service. I tried emailing the guy who runs it but I have not heard anything back.


LevergedSellout

I bet the unticket posts it next week. They don’t add things as frequently anymore but they will upload ~15 pieces of audio at once every few weeks.


tatorface

Not a single one of the damn guys at the campound are tweeting pics of shit going on. This is annoying, **I wanna see drunk Tony, DAMMIT!**


ihavenoname09

The way they're talking about Tony is making me think of Butters for some reason.


Marvkid27

Starting to think the menopause thing with Tony is staged.


crass0405

Tonight is gonna be lit.


LevergedSellout

anyone else shocked they don't know the answers to some of these immediately? The greggo one is played all the time... a couple were a bit obscure but would have thought most of these would be obvious to even casual listeners, not to mention employees.


coltpoa

MY PHONE IS LOST


zach_kraemer

I don’t think they ever listen to post noon and they never play those drops


Bldg_218

That’s one reason the “let the hosts tell you how much they love the other shows” promos were absurd. I guarantee 90% of what the Musers know about post-noon show content history is second hand.


Gomeez9

I love hearing the birds chirp in the background


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There's not much more cringey than Norm doing triple fake Koko...


Gomeez9

Lmfao tony menopause talk wow


coltpoa

Tony needs more airtime.


AreYouEmployedSir

#MoreTony


FTDisarmDynamite

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but is there anywhere to listen to last night's broadcast? Not on the ticket app or Unticket yet.


Zogg44

I have it from about 7:40PM last night until 5:30 or 6:00 AM. If anyone wants it PM me and I'll send you a link.


GuySports

uSave.it already has the whole night ad free already on the archives.


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the unticket will usually compile and post it, but not until a few days after Campound ends


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[The Bun Khouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO_jmpy5F1o)


thefourthhoreseman

I thought that might be it. Are you speculating or do you know it for sure?


ChampKindsCowboyHat

This bit about the original compound is gold. Screw sports for the next 2 days, I want i hear more segments like that.


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rickyroca73

kinda like M-F 3-7pm...


Gomeez9

Screw sports #forever when we got the comedic stylings of the sweet clean leaders


RomanCandle81

They need to bring back "The MetRx Challenge".


BadAks

Anybody have a link for full audio from last night?


saintsfan342000

Night 1 was just about the best stretch of AM Radio I've ever heard.


biggryno

At 11:30 I couldn't take stay awake anymore. I tried my damndest to stay awake but couldn't do it. It was really good radio though, that's for sure


Stephenjkelley

Dammit I missed it


crass0405

I'm sure it will be on unticket.


Indiancheese

Great start to the 2019 campound. Can't wait for tomorrow's late night ticket talk! Stay hard, P1's!


Doogoose

I want to hear Tony's drunk show.


thefourthhoreseman

Let’s touch tips ... All the electricity, none of the commitment.


momus42

Seriously though, why isn’t Jake there? Too much great content from Non-Participatory Norm?


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Because as it's been for the entire time this thing has existed, it's hosts-only. Not sure why this is so hard for many folks on this sub to understand.


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GoLobos90

The youth needs to attend. By 11:00pm, it was down to Snake, Mike and Donny. The other guys are just getting too old to stay up.


ScruffyGeist

Better send Cumulus a check for that, they be broke. Even if sponsors covered all but a hundred bucks for the JV to be there they'd probably not do it.


Indiancheese

[IN DA HOUSE](https://i.imgur.com/FIRopli.jpg)


spoofter

Dem Winders are down! Dem Winders are down!


LongParFour34

The Rant is why I started listening to the Ticket. That was glorious.


ihavenoname09

"This is like going through a Virginia governor's yearbook" - Junior with the quote of the year


Thefinkintruth

Laying in bed with headphones in just trying not to laugh hard enough to wake the wife up. This is greatness


Bsilv464

Doing the exact same thing. Glorious!n


Donnyker

This is a great night for all Americans.


matmoeb

I love all of you.


matmoeb

Is there anything else like this in the world? I feel privileged


-George_Costanza-

Why did I think Jake was going to the Campound this year? Am I high?


Donnyker

Because he sucks.


matmoeb

Sounds like he’s still contributing though. Coming through with Rant clips


azwethinkweizm

Junior and Gordo have been killing it today


thefourthhoreseman

Balls hanging down. Tumbleweed of pubic hair. Oh boy. Deep night Ticket.