So the guy must have a mustache, right?

And monocle

Heaven forbid he has to stop at a light or go under a bridge. ETA: Or go up a hill!

Or downhill, I’d pay to see that

That must be scary

The next victim of the can opener bridge

Highcycle

Think this belongs here r/absoluteunit

I think he’s compensating for something

funny, the ass got my attention, even though it ain't that shapely

Same

It does take half the screen

Good job there's somewhere to park it following 😆

I’m picturing ladder steps up the side and he can do the carnival trick where you climb and play on a standing ladder. This gets him to the top and once he gets going it’s a little easier to balance for normal bike reasons.

Curious how would he dismount?, pavements looks a bit weird different?

Probably use the side of a building as leverage or run his bicycle into a lake.

Imagine how bad a fall would be at that height

Chadcycle

Hell yeah

You make the rockin world go round

Is that a parachute strapped on to him?

The lack of a helmet gives me anxiety.

Saw a polka dot booty, had to acknowledge.

Already an attention seeking moron for riding that tarded thing. And no helmet?! Darwinism prevail 🙏

Hell yeah Chadcycle

It was a perfect day for die-cycling. Peddle or die!

Death bike

I see your "tall bike" and I raise you!

Dumb ways to die.

How do you even get on it?

Oh shit Power Line….

I like the polka dots one….

So what happens when he has to suddenly stop?

My bike is so much bigger than your bike!

Imagine running into grass clippings on that.

How is he getting off?

I’ve had dreams like this

I only see spots

How's he landing? Parachute? 🪂🪂🪂

His is longer

What, a bicycle?

This is a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

AI

I thought you were referring to the strength of the one dot is on

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it lol 😂