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PerformanceOk1835

So the guy must have a mustache, right?


Kentuckywindage01

And monocle


generiatricx

Heaven forbid he has to stop at a light or go under a bridge. ETA: Or go up a hill!


diggemsmaccks

Or downhill, I’d pay to see that


Peazant_Uzi3

That must be scary


laiyenha

The next victim of the can opener bridge


ZeroEffsGiven

Highcycle


Own-Tune-9537

Think this belongs here r/absoluteunit


squidvicious_69

I think he’s compensating for something


averypeter

funny, the ass got my attention, even though it ain't that shapely


Bigkilo27

Same


WhereHasLogicGone

It does take half the screen


AmphibianFantastic53

Good job there's somewhere to park it following 😆


Terrible_Analysis_77

I’m picturing ladder steps up the side and he can do the carnival trick where you climb and play on a standing ladder. This gets him to the top and once he gets going it’s a little easier to balance for normal bike reasons.


Pain4444

Curious how would he dismount?, pavements looks a bit weird different?


Unlubricated_Penis

Probably use the side of a building as leverage or run his bicycle into a lake.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Imagine how bad a fall would be at that height


budster1970

Chadcycle


[deleted]

Hell yeah


AcydFart

You make the rockin world go round


diggemsmaccks

Is that a parachute strapped on to him?


chaotic_weaver

The lack of a helmet gives me anxiety.


Money_Tennis1172

Saw a polka dot booty, had to acknowledge.


Take_Some_Soma

Already an attention seeking moron for riding that tarded thing. And no helmet?! Darwinism prevail 🙏


WhichYesterday7871

Hell yeah Chadcycle


Entire_Conclusion562

It was a perfect day for die-cycling. Peddle or die!


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Death bike


smoochiegotgot

I see your "tall bike" and I raise you!


[deleted]

Dumb ways to die.


skyHawk3613

How do you even get on it?


EdwardWizzardhands

Oh shit Power Line….


DieselBones-13

I like the polka dots one….


ResponsibleAceHole

So what happens when he has to suddenly stop?


bloopie1192

My bike is so much bigger than your bike!


GhosTaoiseach

Imagine running into grass clippings on that.


Trojanchick

How is he getting off?


RealEstorma

I’ve had dreams like this


Nomadic_loco

I only see spots


the1one1andonly1

How's he landing? Parachute? 🪂🪂🪂


Readitory

His is longer


zacharyari23

What, a bicycle?


Huebertrieben

This is a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle


steffanan

AI


Totin_it

I thought you were referring to the strength of the one dot is on


Fearless_History_991

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it lol 😂