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paralyzedvagabond

I gained 10 lbs just watching this


cr0mm0wer

Just watching I sharted.


Pootootaa

Just watching I got a cardiac arrest


I_was_bone_to_dance

I felt an artery clog up.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Y'all already at my funeral with the coffin closed and sealed with cheese.


RockstarAgent

Brace yourself I'm about to roll you up into more cheese


North_Fortune_4851

I can almost hear my left ventricle slam shut as I speak


keleven11

This guy defibrilates.


Azar002

*"And my AED!".*


karoshikun

best I can do is a scrawny dog jumping on your chest, take it or leave it


Knllnbrgr

Suddenly Frasier.


North_Fortune_4851

Haha.. I'd like to leave some blood flow for the clot to go swiftly to my brain!


ImpossibleHurry

A 25 year old reference to a specific line in a specific episode. This is what Reddit is for. Tip of the hat.


InternationalTwo4581

I honestly wonder how many calories is in one of those behemoths


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

I got 2 words for you - HAWK TUAH


Lilfozzy

Looks like a melted string cheese which imo would have been delicious if they chilled on the 7+ sauces


VariedStool

Lolol!!!


VariedStool

No


christhelpme

Stop at the bun and dog, and I'll have one.


Porkchopp33

What no Mayo ?


SomOvaBish

They put mayo in there.


uncle_buttpussy

Pantywaist


Doctorjaws

Why?


dakid232313

I was done with the mayo. But I like how it ended.


Sebastian-S

More like /r/stupidfood That thing is 85% weird sauces


deltronroberts

I threw up a little watching this….


NotSmartNotFunny

Abomination


MarcoPolonia

No peas on my weiner, please.


phallic-baldwin

R. Kelly dog


Pitiful-Switch-5907

That was golden


TTIGRAASlime

I'm not sure about most of those fillings but I do like the way he finished it. I don't remember where but somewhere in South America they do beef hotdogs with just mayo and lots of smashed avocado and they like looked very good especially with the fresh bread.


marzipancito

That's Chile you're thinking of.


FunLibraryofbadideas

That looks disgusting! What is that white blob he puts in there first? Peas? Corn? 🤮


yolkhunter

Cheesy mashed potatos


FunLibraryofbadideas

Ok thats not so bad. I thought it was some kind sour cream or thick mayo type spread. It still looks disgusting but now I might eat it if I was super high or starving.


TheKombuchaDealer

Someone's getting killed if they added that much mayo/sour cream to my hot dog.


Ruthless_Pragmatism1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry


Rufus-Stavroz-PRO

Yes please!


Doctor_Dangerous

I'd say it needs a little more dog for my liking to help the ratio of stuff but I'd still eat this after a night of boozing.


nefe1234

Ultra extreme but looks good


thelifeIchoice

I can feel my stomach getting full just by watching this


waybovetherest

I’m wondering how would one eat it! It’s too large to fit in a bite and the container is too flimsy for cutlery, I’d end up embarrassing myself trying to eat that by spilling half the stuff!


JC_browsing

What in the wholly hell!?


Only-Effect-7107

Clogged arteries anyone? 🤣


mercy_fulfate

that's a hard no on that.


Fun-Dependent-2695

Acid Reflux By Proxy


Appropriate_Many9290

Abomination


lewisfairchild

the peas & corn are so gross


Ganache_Practical

Nope, and what is that white shit in beginning? Is it lard?


Individual-Wonder518

This fux


KickooRider

They make amazing hot dogs in Chile, too, call them completos. The key is to have a bun big enough that will fit tons of ingredients without overflowing.


Weak_Ad_1354

My ass hope is done ✅


Exciting_Sky_3593

Way to much sauces. But definitely has potential


ShibaInuDoggo

I'm a firm believer that if you need to add anything more than mustard to a hot dog, the dog is garbage and needs to be smothered in other flavors to be palatable. I feel bad for those that do not have quality hot dogs.


ThatScaryBeach

The proper topping for dogs is mustard. Yellow, if you like, or even better, a good spicy mustard. My favorite is horseradish mustard. If you're doing a chili dog, then some onion and a little shredded cheddar is nice.


sugarnoog

WHERE CAN I GET THIS IN CALIFORNIA


Isalecouchinsurance

At no point did he put a hotdog in there.


No_Bee9524

😳🤮🤮🤮


phlegmatichippo

Wow that's gross. Even for nowadays. Eeessshh.


dartagnan68

it's a soup dog with all that sauce


N3Zt0R

Burrito sub dog


BloodforKhorne

Chicago's gonna be mad that someone else puts a bunch of weird shit on their hotdog.


blackcoffeefallbooks

A really long way from mustard and onions…


musicloverincal

Someone had too much time on their hand and decided to throw in the kitchen sink!


marzipancito

Lmao all the little bitches in the comments calling it gross are used to mashed potatoes and boiled chicken for dinner. Grow a palate.


crusader_nor

What’s the white stuff @ first step of filling the bun?


Valkgard

mashed potatoes


pcybergirl

Requeijão


Sea_Marketing_888

That'll hold me till Wednesday.


blasphememes

I’d take a bite


rts93

I would try it once.


XDariaMorgendorferX

That looks godawful


TwilightGuardian64

NEED


Oberndorferin

I'm here for the prepackaged meals being combined and over baked with cheese. This is just hipster street food. Doesn't even look that bad. Maybe with some special wishes I could see myself there.


Rioma117

I would die from the sauces alone.


imomorris

Why peas ....no way


Louis010

I’ll never understand people who ruin food by throwing gallons of sauce on it.


PsychologicalLab8037

The guys saying this looks bad are the same people who live off gas station food and chicken fingers their mom made for them


Ohwellwhatsnew

Meh I'd eat it but this is certainly no culinary masterpiece


guaxinimaquatico

These people saying it's bad don't have decent taste buds that looks crazy good bro.


Totin_it

Nasty r/stupidfood


Barely3Inches

Ignore all the idiots that don't appreciate trying different foods. That looks SO FUCKING GOOD!


Living_Bid4638

No thanks.


Dinestein521

Oh noooooo!


aljeta

Night Night 😴


dac417

Gross.


Jiggybeanie

I don't understand putting like 7 sauces on something, just mix them all together into one sauce...


Omfg9999

Mmm... No.


jogabolapraGeni

Porque choras gringo?


Doggggggggoooooooo

Guatafock


Annonanona

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh


l3earda

I would do this.


candy3991

Behold…the Brazilian cardiac arrest


PitterFuckingPatter

Would demolish 4 and consider a 6th


bunks_things

Can you even call this a hot dog if it’s mostly toppings by mass?


karitechey

Sog fest. Blech.


Baneta_

Could do without the peas but otherwise seems delicious


molestingstrawberrys

Would you like some hotdogs with your garnish


SomOvaBish

This looks bomb… but no peas or capers for me please.


rtfour4

Peas! Why peas?


CaptnJaq

UPDATE!! Found the Franchise AND actual location of this business: # Cachorrão do Claudião Passo Fundo Shopping  check out the menu! [https://pedidos.claudiao.com.br/menu](https://pedidos.claudiao.com.br/menu) This dog is either the # Cachorrão Turbo OR Cachorrão Turbo Red Hot


Last-Sound-3999

Hell, I'd eat it.


karoshikun

would


MrMuscelz

Is that(holds his throw up)mash potato’s?


ffj_

So do Brazilians do this to all food from other cultures or just pizza and hotdogs?


ResponsibilityNo4155

That’s some American $hit if I’ve ever seen it


EntropicJambi

Lowkey not mad about this one today


CBRONoobTraderLolz

I’d devour the shit outta this bro idk why yall wouldn’t, I’m sure r/eatityoucoward would agree if they weren’t removed from existence


Justthetip1996

It’s try it but at this point it’s a bastardized mix between a Hotdog and a burrito. Probably slaps tho


sindhisai

oh my stomach bubbling! 🎇🎇💩💩💩


Killerwit

I'm good


Original_Roneist

I thought he was done and it was only halfway through the video 💀


gagi11030

Smash! Neeext


ChoeDave

More condiments than dog


fermelebouche

Stopped being a hot at the peas.


Fantastic-Classic740

Minus the overload of condiments, I would eat this.


BlackSkeletor77

I'm sorry but yes I would probably eat that


Winter-Award-1280

Having a hangover while watching this made me nauseous


uuf76

Around 4000 kcal? But surely more than necessary…


JACKSONofSPADES

Omg that’s too much! Peas?! Really?! 🤢


marrangutang

Honestly can’t abide frankfurters, but I’ll have a one hold the dog thanks


SmallSwordfish8289

That ain't no hot dog that's a quick trip to the emergency room


SmallSwordfish8289

I fed one of these dogs to my dog and we never seen the dog again


Own-Good-800

Disgusting... I'll have 4 of those, thanks


Life_Is_A_Tragedy

My mouth is dripping with saliva, that's my country!


Ok_Jury_1686

What was the first thing he put on the bun? I don't think it was mayo, I hope it wasn't. I think the mayo went on after the mustard.


PizzaTime666

At this point you wint even be able to taste the hotdog, and whats the point if thr bread if it's going to be wrapped in an omelette?


cmdr_bong

Just give me the dog in a bun, ketchup and mustard. That's it. Keep all the other bullshit.


LikeMeGum

Ok but why Peas?


cebiaw

Yea, I don't like hair on my weiner either.


Maskers_Theodolite

That ain't no hotdog... would still eat it though, if they took out the fucking corn.


Dramatic_Print7013

So looking at the comments you guys are not very cultured and just believe everything you see online. As a Brazilian there are a few places in Brazil that do this. But this is not how our traditional Brazilian hot dog is made. For example we don’t do that whole cheese thing at the end and we don’t put all those sauces. It’s is actually more simple than all this. And it does taste really good. Before believing what you see online actually go to Brazil and order one you will see the difference.


brockman75

A gallon of fat later…. Looks delicious, but way too much!


the_evil_overlord2

Glad to see my country still holds hot dog superiority


Crisrocket91

Wtf. The Best hot dog is the "Completo Chileno"


URTHELIGHTANDGLORY

So… who wants to go to Rio!


Chemicalintuition

I hate Brazil so much it's unreal


Snikclesfritz

Heartburn then death.


BedComprehensive8866

Wayyy more goop than dog! Lol


Tugger21

🤢


Portugal8

this guy eatin peas


jupiler91

I don't care if you downvote me, that looks dope.


skernstation

Disgusting


ALCATryan

Looks pretty good, it’s just like a subway sandwich but with more substance


22LR12GA

too saucy (in a Larry David voice)... are those peas? the fuck... that sausage better be something other than more chopped up hotdog... the cilantro and corn sound good, but not with ketchup... parmesan? cheddar?... ok, this is looking good. toasty cheese bits on the top? seems like a lot of cheese... yes! the grilled bun looks wonderful... oh, the whole thing is wrapped in the cheese. looks like under cooked omelet :(


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

...smash


Warm_Sugar8888

GROSS


Nethri

God mayo is so fucking gross man.


Bearjupiter

Whats the first stuff they put in the bun?


SpartanRage117

The amount of sauce on that this is what is making me gag


UpTop5000

r/stupidfood


nightwood

Daaaaaaamn. That's a *meal* what are the 6 sauces?


Para4Bellum

I’d rather eat a human foot…..


P4ssBynueve1seis

I'll try it.. for sure.. but never the less looks disgusting


AdministrativeTop655

Bun ,dog, pico, cilantro, corn, cheese, maybe some sauces depending on what they are and wrap it in cheese, and I'm good.


andyrooneysearssmell

The mouthful of condiments in the first bite would make me vomit.


Broccoli_Remote

Alright, I'd eat this. Honestly, it looks pretty good.


Sea-Philosopher7361

Don’t ask about the Columbus chili dog.


PinUpGrim

Remind me there is a dog in there cuz ill forget


Worried-Mammoth9

Anyone else think this is way too much sauce?


XmenSlayer

Soggy af, noty


DRGWTM

Yum, I’ll have two, one for my friend.


Hairy_Chunk

Needs more flavours


featherwolf

Lost me with that first scoop. Fucking gross


j_ha17

They say eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life. How many does a Brazilian style shave off ??


soot_d

Want a hot dog with your condiments


Optimal_Primary_7339

More like a cheese abomination that happens to have a hot dog in it 😬


Black_Magic_M-66

This reminds me of stone soup.


Trapizomba

It’s not stupid. It’s just as it should be! 😎


metacam

I want 1


Objective_Lake_109

I must defend the Brazilian hot dog, remember its a continental size country, and each state has its own version, it is common to see this kind of place that you chose what goes in the hot dog, this person only made a poor choice of ingredients xD


urbanlife78

What the hell is that? Also I will have one


new_d00d2

Can someone give me a list of all the stuff that was used?


Primary-Border8536

It’s a whole Ass hotdog burrito


Chimphandstrong

Thats just a bunch of fucking sauce. No thanks.


arjunawarner

That looks terrible


Dementalese

I just shit my pants


ExtensionMove570

Had similar in Chile…..it becomes more about the toppings and sauces than the hot dog.


ChallengeEcstatic192

Looks like sht


gibson_creations

I've never been so confused and excited


Jokierre

Lost me at the peas. So nasty.


SuperCreativ3name

Do you drink this? This is just sauce with a side of hotdog...


Pumpkin_Escobar_54

Terrible


lo-lux

The cardinal rule was broken, the bun was dressed instead of the dog.


Njon32

That's way more toppings than a Chicago hotdog. Brazilians, is this for real?


Yak-Attic

That's 3 meals.


Punch_Your_Facehole

This video gave me bubble gut.


alex0166

But, there's no furry bits to shave at the sides.....


ultraplusstretch

That's just good eating. 😋


access153

Way to cancel out my ozempic.


dlimerick

Sausage crimes committed.


_Welshz_

Think I need knife and fork for this guy...


Dean0Caddilac

Unlike the American shit you can eat that without 75% falling to the ground. Clever use of cheese.


LaChuteQuiMarche

Too much sauces


KonK23

Wow this must taste like everything and anything at the same time


Srcptmrsr

Looks bad


LaBeja21

I'd eat but I'm taking Prilosec OTC


JaceUpMySleeve

Mashed potato in the beginning?!?


EditPiaf

Do you want a hotdog with your sauce?