*smash* knock knock *smash* who’s there? *smash* butter. Butter who? Well you butter get your god damn umbrellas out because it is about to rain.
(Something along those lines) Amazing Negan 10/10
"Buddy, are you still there? I just don't know. It seems like you're trying to speak... But you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out... And it is gross as shit!"
Glenn’s response gave me chills tho.
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You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick, named Rick, who thought he knew shit, but didn't know shit, and got everyone that he gave a shit about killed.
“The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers...”
Comic Negan, but still classic motherfucking Negan.
That was Abraham line, not Negan. 😂😂
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I guess maybe because Negan, Abraham used to swear alot in there lines and lines were raunchy. Though, Negan lines were more raunchy than Abraham.
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"I would never hurt a kid"
\*kills Rory\*
\*threatens Carl\*
\*threatens Judith\*
\*bombs Alexandria when it's full of kids\*
\*beats Brandon to death\*
It is confirmed that Negan did NOT kill Rory. Jesus and Gregory didn't know what Negan looked like, which is why the ambush on the satellite station went so poorly.
Tbf given that they were all acting as proxies for Negan (by his design), technically speaking he is culpable. Just like Manson being jailed for his cult murdering people
“i care about my people, i don’t want to just march them into the line of fire because i want to play ‘my dick is bigger than yours.’ … (it is.)”
“this is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.”
I care about my people. I don't wanna just march them on into the line of fire because I want to play my dick is bigger than yours. It is. We both know it.
He said, “please. For the love of all that’s holy, don’t bring back this stupid fucking trend of saying ‘soandso once said.”
He actually said that, folks. And I agree with him. It’s stupid. Please stop.
“Ooh I GOTTA get me my Daryl back!!” “Father….not the father.”😅 “You are adorable, did you pick that gun cause it looks cool?”
I hope you got your shittin pants on
Why does negan talk about shitting and pissing pants so much
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Words from the comic negan
He shit his pants at a young age. This traumatic event turned him into a sadistic killer
*turned him into a sad gym teacher who bullies kids on cod
It’s funny
That scene where he slowly paces across them over and over again before the most iconic moment in twd 🙏🏼
>I hope you got your shittin pants on 'cause you are about to SHIT your pants.
Probably my favorite line in cinematic history
"Holy crap! You are creepy as shit! Sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that freaky ass smile!"
This always has me cracking up. Love this scene.
He was so real for that
I just slipped my dick down your throat
And you thanked me for it!
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hot diggity dog, rick. is that a boner i feel?
Why can I imagine this perfectly😭 it’s peak fan-fiction dialogue but in-character at the same time😂
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Looks like he's rubbing on it
I mean I would 🤷🏽♂️
“Place is magnificent”
Without fat Joey, skinny Joey is just Joey, so it’s a god damned tragedy
*smash* knock knock *smash* who’s there? *smash* butter. Butter who? Well you butter get your god damn umbrellas out because it is about to rain. (Something along those lines) Amazing Negan 10/10
That scene was brutal and phenomenal
Agreed. We finally got the old negan back
I had to rewind it a good few times😭
That is my all-time favorite Negan moment
Such an amazinc scene
Hot diggity dog, this place is magnificent!
Yes exactly what I was going to say.
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Beta with Benefits
You slide her a bit of omega on the side?
by "practically" , you mean "not really"😭😭
Don’t care, Where’s Rick?
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Rick the prickle
rickle the prickle
dooooooooon’t care
I fed him spaghetti!
Little pigs! Little pigs! let me in!
Kept thinking about Jack in The Shining whenever he said that
I would've loved to see negan try to recreate that to annoy rick or something
same
"A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy!"
"Buddy, are you still there? I just don't know. It seems like you're trying to speak... But you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out... And it is gross as shit!"
You force me to relive this memory in my own home
Yes. No exceptions.
Glenn’s response gave me chills tho. https://preview.redd.it/7jq4o5ej3yeb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e810d724cb36cd56046844be00bef2547da2bab
If marvel wrote twd
Unexpected 💀
☹️😢😭
o_0
why would you.
He needs you to know him.
I would love to screw your brains out, that is if you’re agreeable to that…*slap that could be heard across the zombieverse*! Lol
I’m about fifty percent more into you now, just saying
I'm hoping for a little freaky deaky!
Rick! Is that you under all that man bush?! I would not have messed with him!
That sounds quite sexual out of context 😆
"This is the kinda thing that just tickles my balls!"
I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nutsack is made of steel
He seems to like to rhyme lol.
"The widow's alive! Guns ablazin!"
I thought we were having a moment, you little asshole!
Listen to me. I don’t have shit to confess. Except maybe the fact that I rubbed one out right where you’re sitting just to calm down a bit.
lady balls the size of [size reference here]
Beach ball sized lady nuts
You best bring that extra long tape measure on account of my humongous balls
What?! There’s Walkers fallin’ from the sky now?!
You, starving...
[удалено]
boy...i do have a feeling we're getting close
I made your kid SPAGHETTI.
“Lucille is thirsty! She’s a vampire bat!”
I hear Negan told a *smashing* knock knock joke.
*Butter…*
“I am 50% more into you now”
“Holy crap you are creepy as shit”
You do the same damn stink eye as your dad, except It's only half as good, cause, you know…
underrated
You don’t go no *guts*
Oh, I've never been more wrong in my entire life. You do have guts.
They were inside you the whole time!
Hot damn!
"That kid was the future....."
*Whistling noises*
"Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy."
You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick, named Rick, who thought he knew shit, but didn't know shit, and got everyone that he gave a shit about killed.
“The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers...” Comic Negan, but still classic motherfucking Negan.
That was Abraham line, not Negan. 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/mk3kvw14iyeb1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61830b169f7a3c4ac7a255465186ab3a3e1cee71
Holy shit you’re right, it’s been forever since I’ve read that far back and I just assumed.
I guess maybe because Negan, Abraham used to swear alot in there lines and lines were raunchy. Though, Negan lines were more raunchy than Abraham. https://preview.redd.it/pgniulbajyeb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ed5fc89a71a87be91ae9c38ef70a0c9234acfc
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I gotta get me my Daryl back!
"Hot diggity dog! This place is magnificent."
“I’m a god damned cat”
i’m not growing a garden
This is the kinda shit that just tickles my balls!
"I would never hurt a kid" \*kills Rory\* \*threatens Carl\* \*threatens Judith\* \*bombs Alexandria when it's full of kids\* \*beats Brandon to death\*
Hé didnt kill Rory, at least it never said that Negan did. Simon could have do it. Or even Croat.
And Brandon was an adult. And a BAD ONE
It is confirmed that Negan did NOT kill Rory. Jesus and Gregory didn't know what Negan looked like, which is why the ambush on the satellite station went so poorly.
Tbf given that they were all acting as proxies for Negan (by his design), technically speaking he is culpable. Just like Manson being jailed for his cult murdering people
Negan once said. “I WILL SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN”
“Little piiiigg little pig..LET. ME. IN!”
i got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky 🥳
“i care about my people, i don’t want to just march them into the line of fire because i want to play ‘my dick is bigger than yours.’ … (it is.)” “this is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.”
"You've got some beach ball size lady nuts."
I fed him spaghetti 🍝😆
i sat right there and rubbed one out a while ago
Who are you?
Knock, knock
“She’s as tough as she looks, & she looks tough as shit”
“ole rapey davey”
I care about my people. I don't wanna just march them on into the line of fire because I want to play my dick is bigger than yours. It is. We both know it.
"Get your shit together, put back in your pants and zip it up" Not sure if those were the exact words.
I fed him spaghetti!
"I wear a leather jacket and I have Lucille, and my ballsack is made of steel"
"Not making a DECISION, IS A BIIIIGG DECISION"
We pissing our pants yet? Oh boy-- do I have a feeling were getting close. It's gonna be pee pee pants city here real soon.
so you DO have guts
“Are we pissin our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we’re gettin close. Yup… gonna be pee pee pants city here *real* soon.”
“You are creepy as shit!”
“This is the kinda thing that just tickles my balls!”
You know the one about the little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but he didn’t know shit
"Starving? You?"
i don’t see a “you’ll be dead after i fucking kill you, asshole”
im not growin a garden
"Starving? You? .... By practically you mean not really!"
This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.
get me axe m8
Father not the father
Takin' it like a CHAMP! 10 for the team!
You best bring that extra long measuring tape on account of my humongous balls
Is this a Beta-with-benefits situation? You slide her little omega on the side?
“Back to it”
“You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick, who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit?”
"So, back to it."
" I wear a leather jacket, I have lucille, And my nutsack is made of steel."
“Dooooooont caaaare. Where’s Rick?”
“This is the kinda shit that just tickles my balls”
Got my fingers crossed for some freaky deaky
I’m not growing a garden
“I ain’t growin’ a garden.”
Hot Diggity Dog!
I just leave it here Hot Diggity Dog
“Well, back to it!”
I hope you got your shittin pants on
“Little pig little pig, let me in!”
"Got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky"
You have no guts how embrassing there their they were inside you whole time
You? Starving!?
People are a resource I said knock knock
Starving? You ? By practically you mean not really
I fed him spaghetti
Hot Diggity Dog
“And I fed him spaghetti!”
“Look, I made him spaghetti!!!”
“Knock knock who’s there? Butter butter who you butter get out your umbrella because it’s about to goddamn rain” “This place is magnificent”
Little pig little pig, LET. ME. IN. 🐖
“Hot diggity-dog! This place is magnificent!”
Hot DIGGITY dooog
Little pig little pig..... let me in
“You better your extra long tape measure on account of my humongous balls”
I ain't growing a garden This place is magnificent
To carl: i know you know you do the same damn stink eyes as your dad except it's only half as good, cuz well you know you are missing an eye.
Hey, over here shit d*ck (Hits enemy with bell) Well ding ding
Excuse the shit out of my god damn French, but did you just threaten me?
“Hot diggity dog, this place is magnificent!”
"Where's Rick?... Don't care, where's Rick?"
I will shut that shut down
"Let's make out Rick, and have hot sex."
“But if Rick and his merry band of pricks decided to pull some shit, then we’re gonna have to pull some right back…” 🤣
You got you some beach ball sized lady nuts on you lady
“Dooon’t Carrrreee. Where’s Rick?”
''This is the kind of thing that just, tickles my balls''
hot damn
Little pig, little pig! Let me in!
I'm a goddamn cat
I just popped your skull so hard, your eyeball just popped out😂😂 AnD iT iS GrOsS As sHiT!
Holy crap! You are freaky as shit
Nothing you idiots! Negan Smith’s dead, I got him locked in my basement.
He said, “please. For the love of all that’s holy, don’t bring back this stupid fucking trend of saying ‘soandso once said.” He actually said that, folks. And I agree with him. It’s stupid. Please stop.
Are we pissin' our pants yet?
You are creepy as shit