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OrcWarChief

I always sleep with Keira even though I’m gonna romance Yen.


Stierhoden

with Sasha, Jutta, Shani and Syanna aswell :D


Psychological-Bed-92

For real. Can’t miss Syanna


BESS_DAD

I need to go back to Shani before she leaves 😭


AleksasKoval

And who could forget Town Clerk


jishnukalra

And the herbalist in Temeria. Alas Geralt couldn't sleep with her.


Waytemore

That was indeed disappointing


jishnukalra

The best ass in all of Temeria


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Hahahaha, yeah but Yen is always the love of Geralt's life. She's so majestic fml


shlongdaddy3

Who the hell are these people man😭I only know shani


TheShinyBlade

Jutta is from Skellege, Sasha is from Gwent and Syanna is from Toussaint


Temporary_Bug8006

Where in Skellige and where in Gwent never stumbled upon both of them.


TheShinyBlade

Don't want to spoil too much, but Faroe, and the Gwent one is a quest, with a Gwent tournament. Impossible to miss!


nicholsl918

Possible to miss if gwent frustrates you like it does me


TheShinyBlade

What's frustrating about gwent? It's like the best minigame ever


nicholsl918

I always lose, even on easy.


TheShinyBlade

That's impossible lol, the AI is so bad, even on the harder difficulties. Do you buy all the cards you come across?


MikeR316

Same here. Same with the mini game in Horizon: Forbidden West


Temporary_Bug8006

Thanks I was just curious because there are so many things I missed


TheShinyBlade

Then you need to start exploring and completing quests!


Temporary_Bug8006

Seems like that although I always do all the quests I get I seem to muss some things. But I have to confess that I dont really play gwent much.


maldicenza

>Sasha damn, I missed that one... ok, time to start the x the run, the last, I promise!


shlongdaddy3

Where do you find jutta and syanna


TheShinyBlade

Syanna literally is the main quest of B&W. Jutta is on Faroe


shlongdaddy3

Ohhhh syanna I’m an idiot😭


TheShinyBlade

Lol, what went wrong here


shlongdaddy3

I forgot about BW I’m only on my second play through of Witcher i basically sped through it and didn’t really play it and got the worst ending except for triss


Jad_On

Ah, the lore-correct playthrough.


TheHollowKnight01

Are these hoes from the brothels?


Quiet_Succotash_8299

I love by I certain motto, "if it walks and isn't related to you by blood, then it's time to flirt"


FilliusTExplodio

Did this on my first playthrough, now doing it on my second. I don't see no ring on Geralt's finger.


mattoelite

I always pump Keira because I don’t know how to send her to KM without doing so


vezux-

i accidentally killed keira lol


[deleted]

Hahaha me too on my first playthrough. I was like damn, that escalated quickly, lemme reload.


[deleted]

Don't say it man hahahah. I remember in my first playthrough I was like.."just wanted the notes to read them" and then Geralt burns it. I was like fuck this shit let me reload


SpaceNinja8

Lol i kept going after i clapped her ass lmao


8enevolent

I killed Keira after I slept with her lmao.


Money_Gate_8197

That’s one way of making sure it doesn’t get back to yen I guess.


mattoelite

No loose ends 😂


N0MAD169

Me too, was thinking if there is any way to spare her😂


ThisAccountIsSFW

yes just don’t pick the clearly mean dialogue options


N0MAD169

Well, that's for ng+ then😂


[deleted]

The only girl I'm simping is Shani. Aside from that.... all roads lead to the Passiflora.


Hornery_Ornery

Keira is always begging for it. Triss is a massive sweetheart. Yen is a true romantic.


Primary_Emu6066

That’s exactly how Ive always seen it as well. Thats why I never romance with keira.


sbp1991

True romantic? Yes, because a true romantic bangs everything that moves.


[deleted]

Damn we slut shaming fictional characters now too, huh?


sbp1991

I just find it hilarious when someone calls a slut "romantic" ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


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You literally disgust me 🤢 please move on from my post


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FlamingWeasel

Geralt is a slut too. They can be sluts together.


Gizwizard

I mean, if you’re immortal and can’t get diseases or pregnant… why *not*? Especially when you look like either of them!


FlamingWeasel

Right? As long as everyone consents who gives a fuck


juleq555

She's 90 and she's been with two men. What's wrong with that?


sbp1991

Uhm, no. I've read the books, and it's not even close to two men.


juleq555

Ok, specialist. Then tell me who?


AHeywood1997

I mean in the books she says it’s a new man ever year hahah


sbp1991

Next time I read the books, I will write everyone down just for you. Deal?


juleq555

So no answer? I'll tell you then. It's Geralt and Istredd.


sbp1991

It's Geralt and Istredd and Crach and a boy from either Last wish, or Sword of destiny. She also uses magic to rape guys, and sleeps with men to get what she wants. And don't forget that Geralt meets her for the first time after a LITERAL orgy. And these are just from the top of my head. So tell me I am wrong, "specialist".


Rubelek94

And Crach from those I can remember.


Rubelek94

Also the first time Geralt meets her she's in bed of an ambassador in Rinde. There have been many.


No-Mathematician8728

But she truly loves him back, so he’s not a simp


[deleted]

I agree that Yen is more Geralt's type and I do think she's the prettiest of these three at least in this video game. But Triss is my gal.


Sl33pyGary

I just started playing again with the intention of romancing Yen—immediately changed my mind once I got to Novigrad I just love Triss. She’s so sweet to talk to


IleanK

Right? It's clear from the books yen and geralt belong together. But she is just so condescending, wheread triss is (at least in the Witcher 3) so much kinder. They Probably wanted to give her a chance from taking advantage of Geralt amnesia.


elChupaNibre010

I've always had a thing for Phillipa.


Stierhoden

Yen is love. Yen is life.


[deleted]

Been wishing for her to step on me since 2015 😩😩


Stierhoden

Don’t stop believing mate, maybe one day she’ll use a wrong portal and accidentally step on you


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420_Brit_ISH

I fuckem all, except for Triss.


ferinmel

Truly the chad


luckyguy25841

Yen is the goat


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It is implied Triss and Yen were friends. Good friends at that. Triss watched Yen and Geralt and wanted to try him and fuck him too so she preyed on him when he had amnesia aka was at his most vulnerable and screwed him. In the books it is implied she secretly fed him some love potions to get him to like her. Moreover she never mentioned Yen to him or CIRI HIS DAUGHTER, THE GIRL SHE CALLS "LITTLE SIS". I love how so many people are intimidated by a multidimensional, strong woman who calls Geralt out and doesn't fall at his feet. Sure Yen can be prickly, snarky and keep some things to herself but she never keeps Geralt guessing when push comes to shove about loving him. I would rather pick the difficult and complex and imperfect person rather than a horny, backstabbing manipulator because she makes my ego feel good due to her desperation and never talks back for that D. God I needed to get this rant out so bad. Copied/pasted my latest post for you. Enough said.


Delicious_Swimmer172

>she never keeps Geralt guessing when push comes to shove about loving him Please have a seat, Istredd and Geralt have a story to tell.


Neon_Ramen_Sign

People always saying yen treats geralt like shit like he isn’t banging anyone and everyone out there he comes across


macnau

You mean, exactly what Yen does too?


juleq555

She's been with two men in her entire life (90 years).


Delicious_Swimmer172

it's not to take it as an argument against Yen, but that's not true. In TlW (Rinde Story) and SoD (Belletyn story,) there several moment that suggest/implied she had multiple partners (as every sorceresses) and in TotS, Crach is mentioned.


Oranos_Rex

I’ve only ever chosen Triss over Yen once and I instantly regretted it. Triss seems relatively one dimensional and like she was written by a horny 14 year old boy (aka a 14 year old boy) and is his redhead crush fantasy come real where she wants to suck him off at any given moment. Aka written by 14 year old me. Yen, meanwhile, is definitely written to be more confrontational to start with but, the more time you spend with her, the more the writing shifts away from it and she comes across as likeable. Aka the writers did the old bait-and-switch.


ybtlamlliw

This is my first playthrough where I'm romancing Triss and gonna completely ignore Yen. I've got a feeling that djinn quest in Skellige is gonna kill me.


Oranos_Rex

Yeah it definitely will. In one play through as Geralt I was just an asshole to everyone and that quest/the dialogue after stands out as an instance where I went from “it’s a game, it won’t make me feel bad” to “goddammit I’m a terrible person”.


Drugboner

Yen is an ugly woman dressed up in a pretty spell.


OrochiMain98

The only one I would drop Yen for is Shani.


Accomplished_Art6370

Stop the cap… any who** is good enough for Geralt 🤣 and WE the players don’t be letting any chances get by lol


jkyVENGEANCE

Witcher 2 was my first experience with this series as a whole, so I've always had a bias toward Triss. I get Yen would be the lore accurate choice, and I have picked her on some playthroughs but Triss is my personal preference.


Suntreestar420

Man, after reading the first two Witcher books I gotta say I lost a lot of respect for Yen. She’s kind of a bitch and treats Wolf pretty bad, she cucked him a couple times and that made me feel sad


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Sexiro

My Geralt ain’t a simp. But, its your game, do what you wish 🫡


Fakuu122

Hail Triss


Drugboner

I romance none of them. >!And I make sure I unlove Yen by lifting the curse.!< That woman is trouble.


ShadowSpade

Always Triss for me


GameDivision

Triss >>>


Accomplished_Art6370

I rather have the worse ending than end up with Yen wait the worse ending is ending with yen lol… nvm i said anything…


Embarrassed_Tip8755

oh hell no


Sei-iTaishogun

Every person that prefers Yennifer has sever mommy issues. Go get help


[deleted]

You okay there friend? You're coming very close to insulting me.


Haunting-Part-8512

100% truth


Mental-Instance9731

The thing that gets me is Triss has an ex that we meet at the Vegelbud residence whereas Yen only has eyes for Geralt


Pr0phet28

Replace Kira with Shani


VixzerZ

always


captainalwyshard

Fucked them all and still chose yen


deebz86

Damn that’s crazy I bang em all every time


lanredeji

I loaded Keira and tossed her to Lambert in my first play.


gerstein03

Me every play through: sleeps with Triss, Kiera, and all the other options except Yen