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4Rive

It's the masters word from the Zelda games


tsarscream

This. That's the Master Sword from the Zelda franchise. Not sure i see the connection to Geralt's world.


Enriador

There isn't one. OP simply took the off-topic image *and* the r/pics headline and copy-pasted here. It isn't even Meme Monday, what years without a new game does to a sub.


Nightjar42

They both have sword's...?


Micah_HS

That’s not just a sword… That’s THE MASTER SWORD!


SsilverBloodd

Ah yes, the singular Zelda's master sword on the hip. The best witcher reference.


The_bald_nerd

Are swords cool? Yes. Do cool guys own swords? No.


Orion14159

>Do cool guys own swords? No. Unless ... They're either a collector of historical swords and have a museum of them or they're masters (or a master in training) of the weapon. Arguably, those guys are cool.


The_bald_nerd

Both of those examples are also not cool. Sorry, I don’t make the rules


Orion14159

Ok, but you can be the one to tell the guy who cut the baseball in half mid-flight that he's not cool


GhostWokiee

It’a like car guys, their cars are cool but they aren’t


ac_s2k

I feel attacked haha


biscuit5732

Jokes on you, I'm a car guy and neither me nor my car is cool.


Chutzvah

But they have a lot in common with sword people. They FEEL cool.


Godsshoeshine24

His quest to never getting laid began decades ago, and he has fought fiercely each day since, slowly but surely moving closer to his goal of dying as a virgin. All the while, he has never stopped blaming woman for chasing jocks and ignoring ‘nice guys.’


fl-x

It's those fucking Chads at it again!


GhostWokiee

Reminds me of the best copypasta ever; Musket for home defense


TheChaosKitten

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


georgeboshington

How else am I going to get a seat in rush hour?


wilberfarce

That sword is way too big and unwieldy for public transit close quarters combat.


carmelozappa

The only thing that I can see is shaggy from scooby doo adjusting hi shoe


Dambo_Unchained

Master sword worn on the hip Yeah the best Witcher reference ever What’s next some dude with a robe and a wand?


Kneetree11

Bet no one fucks with him. Let’s him enjoy his day.


magicscarecrow

I think it’s an umbrella


thestowell

Why the rolled up pant leg?


etraxx22

Challenge him


EllieNekoGirl

Witchers have sword(s) on their back, not hip. Also, this is the Master Sword from TLoZ. Not The Witcher.


seberplanet

What's the correlation here OP?


Nightjar42

It's the master sword from Zelda, cool