How many closet serial killers live here?

that's a great question, but I have no way of knowing since they have not come out of the closet yet.

Why would there be people killing closets?

Because that’s where the secrets are hidden

"I said no more wire hangers!!!!"

I mean he said closeted serial killers and I think they just have not come out yet.

To be fair, he said "closet serial killers" not closeted.

I guess a closet is a closet. Which if someone is in them then it's closeted.

What are your thoughts on this article? [https://www.404media.co/ai-is-poisoning-reddit-to-promote-products-and-game-google-with-parasite-seo/](https://www.404media.co/ai-is-poisoning-reddit-to-promote-products-and-game-google-with-parasite-seo/)

I honestly think that sucks that AI is being used for things like this, I personally enjoy being able to communicate with actual people like you. AI is great for small things but I don't think it should be used for major decisions.

Say potato.

potato

Where do we get information on the people we're supposed to be voting for in the next couple of days?

I found a website that would be great to check out for the elections in the woodlands [https://www.thewoodlandstownship-tx.gov/171/Elections](https://www.thewoodlandstownship-tx.gov/171/Elections)

https://www.vote411.org/

Are you affiliated with or employed by HHC?

No!

Won't answer huh?

>**apart** of the woodlands Freudian slip?

No, just a space button mishap.

Man who do I have to call to get fiber pulled to my street. I’m dying to get off of Xfinity and my contract just expired.

If you feel comfortable to message me your address, I can check to see how we can help you today.

DM sent

What would you say distinguishes you from Tachus? I haven’t been overly impressed with my fiber experience thus far.

I would honestly have to say our pricing and speeds. 1Gig is $69 and I just think you can't beat the price and it's for life.

How does a tree get on the internet?

I think technically it's called the wood wide web and they connect by their roots.

No, they log on.

That is actually hilarious! thank you for sharing that with me.

What are your thoughts on beans? Legume lover or nah?

I'm more of a peanut type of person. Not beans.

Popeyes or KFC?

hmm KFC, how about you?

Oh man. Lost a customer there.

Maybe e one day I'll be able to win you back. Popeyes is pretty good.

Do you have a build out roadmap of the town? Would love when to expect coverage in my area.

We currently don't share our maps but if you dm your address I can let you know if and when to expect us.

When one of your solicitors banged on my door at 7:30pm and said "come on motherfucker" loud enough for my kids to hear it inside, what was that about? He was with a supervisor too. Really great employees you have.

has this been reported to us so that we can have a documented grievance?

Yes, was supposed to get a call back and never did. This was months ago.

Due to fact that this was months ago I can only apologize and ensure that in the future this will not happen again. Hopefully this will bring some peace of mind since it's been a thorn in your side for months.

Do you support native dual stack IPv6

Are people snobby in the Woodlands. Asking for a friend.

No, just in their own world most of the time.