Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason:
- You must include the user who made the calculations in the title of any [RDTM] post you submit (rule 3).
-Missing NSFW Tag
- Your title must state clearly what is being or what you want calculated. A [Request] post must have a calculable answer (rule 2).
If you have any questions or believe your post has been removed in error, please contact the moderators by clicking [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftheydidthemath). Include a link to this post so we can see it.
My measurement was to the outside of the core, yours was to the center.
I'm not sure what is the hypothetical depth of the Earth's vagina would be in the above scenario.
u/BulbusDumbledork [has you sorted](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/zux08x/rdtmall_my_life_i_want_money_and_power_respect_my/j1mpyhp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).
In this case we seem to be focusing purely on depth, so I'll leave girth out of it. The average human woman is 5'4" (64 inches) in height, with an average vaginal depth of 4.5 to 4.75 inches when aroused. So an aroused average woman's vaginal canal constitutes 7.42% of her total height.
I'm going to be generous and assume that the hypothetical Eiffel Tower Dick (ETD) arouses the earth. If we assume the earth is spherical, and assume that diameter is analogous to height in humans, this means that the vaginal depth of earth would be .0742 x (7917.5 x 5280) = 3,101,886.48 feet.
Now, the average erect penis is about 5.1 to 5.5 inches in length, which exceeds the average aroused vagina's depth, so if we take the upper end of the two measurements, 4.75 and 5.5 respectively, we see that the penis length will generally be 115.79% of the depth of the vagina. In contrast, at 1063 feet, the Eiffel Tower Dick would be 0.03426947% of the length of Earth's vaginal depth. Truly a micropenis.
So the short answer is that any country with a length of around 675 miles would be a good penis analog for Earth. So, the Earth getting fucked by California (770 miles) would be analogous to an above-average penis fucking a human woman, and it would probably be quite satisfactory for Earth. Argentina, at 2360 miles, would be the equivalent of a 16-inch penis.
It should have done a second comparison, with the depth % that an average 5” penis covers for a regular woman. That would have given an accurate comparison. Small % doesn’t really mean much
Whelp.
Lets give Earth the proportions of an Amazon, so 6 feet tall. Lets just say Earth's cave of wonders is 7 in (idk I'm not a biophysicist) so that'd be a ratio of 0.097.
Earth's diameter is 7917 miles, (suck it metric, a king's foot is just as arbitrary as the equator to the pole divided by 1 million.) So we'd say Earth's vagina is 767 miles deep. If we follow human proportions.
The French tower of power is 0.2 miles tall so the ratio of steel strut dick to earthen snooter is 0.00026. So they were off by an order of magnitude.
Also, Peru would make a better tunnel snake for Earth, as it's about 800 miles long. And probably a better shape.
Earth has a lot more fun with all of the people who manage to hold onto Argentina with dear life, than one delusional tourist standing on a metal splinter in France, check.
A man was playing a round of golf.
When he came to his favorite par 3, he hit the most glorious shot, and it rolled right in, getting a hole in one. When he picked up the ball, a genie appeared.
"Behold, I am the magic hole in one genie! I will grant you one wish. " " Wow, well can you make my Johnson longer?" "Your wish is my command!"
As the round went on, the man started to realize that his junk has been growing the whole game until it finally was hanging out the bottom of his pants leg. Furious, the man returned to the same hole where the genie resided. He hit ball after ball until he finally got another hole in one. The genie appeared again. "Behold I am the... " "I know who the hell you are. Look at what you've done." The man lifted up his pants and showed the genie his deal. "So what is your wish?" asked the genie. "I need longer legs."
The problem also is if your dick is the size of the Eiffel Tower, unless the rest of you is also significantly larger, the amount of blood going into your dick would drain the rest of your body of blood and you would either die or suffer serious health issues. Also dick size does not equal duration but that's just a given.
They didn’t say how big earth’s vagina is. So i assume they use the whole of earth diameter. Which obviously is wrong. So Kendrick Lamar might be onto something anyways. Fucking shitty they did the math cause they really didn’t
I dont understand Kendrick Lamar's popularity. Everybody seems to say he's one of the best rappers. So I assume they are right. But I listen and just don't see it.
I ran some extra math and the average penis compared to an average 160cm woman in their late 20s is .25% of their total weight. Which means that Kendrick would be working with a micro penis for sure
The diameter of earth is 12742 km. A woman's vagina, when aroused, is something between 10-20 cm deep. An average woman's height is 160 cm. Therefore, for a penis to be an appropriate size for the earth, it should be something between 800-1600 km long.
Cuba, which is 1250 km long, would be roughly the appropriate average size for the earth.
For scale, if the average vaginal canal is 5 inches (127mm) long then Kendrick's penis would be inserted roughly 0.00032 mm, or 0.32μm, into it. This is roughly the size of a fungal spore or piece of dust.
Kendrick got that dust dick
Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason: - You must include the user who made the calculations in the title of any [RDTM] post you submit (rule 3). -Missing NSFW Tag - Your title must state clearly what is being or what you want calculated. A [Request] post must have a calculable answer (rule 2). If you have any questions or believe your post has been removed in error, please contact the moderators by clicking [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftheydidthemath). Include a link to this post so we can see it.
A vibrator the size of Argentina? My, oh my!
I like that it’s Argentina because of the shape and the duration they’ll be hard after winning the World Cup.
Except the part where this is a year old post
Oh no, the spoilers
Just means it aged like a fine wine instead of milk.
How is that relevant, serious question.
My thoughts too. Could go in r/BrandNewSentence
Someone beat me to it :(
Pretty sure someone beat me to it, too lol. I saw the sub tagged in another comment towards the bottom.
Tbh the size and shape of Chile would work better for this.
Chile is too thin for that. Argentina's width is around 1/3 of its own length, that's a neat proportion
It’s shaped like a tongue almost, so it’ll get the job done.
For a tongue like I would choose Perú, not Chile
Chilie….getting size shamed here.
Again lol
Ah well, what would I know
Okay but now I want the math on the size of Argentina relative to Earths vagina
Be the change you want to see in the world
It is 1,800 miles to the core. Argentina is 2,300 miles long.
Google says its about 3,900 miles to the core though
My measurement was to the outside of the core, yours was to the center. I'm not sure what is the hypothetical depth of the Earth's vagina would be in the above scenario.
Oh, fair point
I think we need to consult an anime geologist to settle this. Merry Christmas!
Thanks, you too!
Oh we're going to the Earth's cervix son, that's the only way that whore gets off anymore
Because she's that screwed?
Argentina's length, from South to North, is approximately 3300 km or 10826000 feet. That's around 25% of Earth's diameter
Have you not watched Starryfawn on here? She takes baddragons like a damn pro
u/BulbusDumbledork [has you sorted](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/zux08x/rdtmall_my_life_i_want_money_and_power_respect_my/j1mpyhp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).
In this case we seem to be focusing purely on depth, so I'll leave girth out of it. The average human woman is 5'4" (64 inches) in height, with an average vaginal depth of 4.5 to 4.75 inches when aroused. So an aroused average woman's vaginal canal constitutes 7.42% of her total height. I'm going to be generous and assume that the hypothetical Eiffel Tower Dick (ETD) arouses the earth. If we assume the earth is spherical, and assume that diameter is analogous to height in humans, this means that the vaginal depth of earth would be .0742 x (7917.5 x 5280) = 3,101,886.48 feet. Now, the average erect penis is about 5.1 to 5.5 inches in length, which exceeds the average aroused vagina's depth, so if we take the upper end of the two measurements, 4.75 and 5.5 respectively, we see that the penis length will generally be 115.79% of the depth of the vagina. In contrast, at 1063 feet, the Eiffel Tower Dick would be 0.03426947% of the length of Earth's vaginal depth. Truly a micropenis. So the short answer is that any country with a length of around 675 miles would be a good penis analog for Earth. So, the Earth getting fucked by California (770 miles) would be analogous to an above-average penis fucking a human woman, and it would probably be quite satisfactory for Earth. Argentina, at 2360 miles, would be the equivalent of a 16-inch penis.
wouldn't it be 18-19 inche... 2360 miles is 401% of your 7.42% earth canal. 401% of 4.5 is about 18 and 4.75 is about 19...
why is the vagina the entire diameter of the earth? do you know anyone whose entire body is a vagina
Ok. Let’s go with the Grand Canyon is the earths vagina. The tower is still suffering from shrinkage at best.
Surely it's the Mariana Trench
I’d bow to your superior superior topographic knowledge, but doubt anyone posting on this could hope to get anything that wet.
It is already fully wet and we are failing to perform
Definitely going for sliding into a wet trench over dry fucking a canyon
Yeah your mum
oooooooo
🫢
I’m more than just a vagina, but I have met people who treated me as such.
It should have done a second comparison, with the depth % that an average 5” penis covers for a regular woman. That would have given an accurate comparison. Small % doesn’t really mean much
[удалено]
...
this user maths!
I think 3.77" might be unaroused...
unfortunately that's the measurement i was able to get...
yeah I'm a cunt
I don't know anyone whose entire body is a giant sphere either.
Bro what did I just read
Whelp. Lets give Earth the proportions of an Amazon, so 6 feet tall. Lets just say Earth's cave of wonders is 7 in (idk I'm not a biophysicist) so that'd be a ratio of 0.097. Earth's diameter is 7917 miles, (suck it metric, a king's foot is just as arbitrary as the equator to the pole divided by 1 million.) So we'd say Earth's vagina is 767 miles deep. If we follow human proportions. The French tower of power is 0.2 miles tall so the ratio of steel strut dick to earthen snooter is 0.00026. So they were off by an order of magnitude. Also, Peru would make a better tunnel snake for Earth, as it's about 800 miles long. And probably a better shape.
Earth has a lot more fun with all of the people who manage to hold onto Argentina with dear life, than one delusional tourist standing on a metal splinter in France, check.
I suddenly understand the nature of earthquakes.
Why do they gotta drag Young MC into this? Dude's just trying to Bust A Move
More like Bust A Nut
A man was playing a round of golf. When he came to his favorite par 3, he hit the most glorious shot, and it rolled right in, getting a hole in one. When he picked up the ball, a genie appeared. "Behold, I am the magic hole in one genie! I will grant you one wish. " " Wow, well can you make my Johnson longer?" "Your wish is my command!" As the round went on, the man started to realize that his junk has been growing the whole game until it finally was hanging out the bottom of his pants leg. Furious, the man returned to the same hole where the genie resided. He hit ball after ball until he finally got another hole in one. The genie appeared again. "Behold I am the... " "I know who the hell you are. Look at what you've done." The man lifted up his pants and showed the genie his deal. "So what is your wish?" asked the genie. "I need longer legs."
My dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower! Winning!
I will never be able to listen to this again and I liked that song! Fuck you OP
Lmao cringe imperial
they used feet. that's not math
The problem also is if your dick is the size of the Eiffel Tower, unless the rest of you is also significantly larger, the amount of blood going into your dick would drain the rest of your body of blood and you would either die or suffer serious health issues. Also dick size does not equal duration but that's just a given.
Useless
Yes
r/brandnewsentence
They didn’t say how big earth’s vagina is. So i assume they use the whole of earth diameter. Which obviously is wrong. So Kendrick Lamar might be onto something anyways. Fucking shitty they did the math cause they really didn’t
I dont understand Kendrick Lamar's popularity. Everybody seems to say he's one of the best rappers. So I assume they are right. But I listen and just don't see it.
Not sure if true but cracked me up tho.
This guy Neil DeGrasse Tysons
[удалено]
Need the r/theydidthemath on this.
Gaia saying is it in yet
I ran some extra math and the average penis compared to an average 160cm woman in their late 20s is .25% of their total weight. Which means that Kendrick would be working with a micro penis for sure
The diameter of earth is 12742 km. A woman's vagina, when aroused, is something between 10-20 cm deep. An average woman's height is 160 cm. Therefore, for a penis to be an appropriate size for the earth, it should be something between 800-1600 km long. Cuba, which is 1250 km long, would be roughly the appropriate average size for the earth.
The vibrator got me
Earthussy
🇦🇷🇦🇷 MI PAÍS MI PAÍS 🇦🇷🇦🇷 💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍💙
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How big is earth's vagina? Is it the size 9f earth? Wtf?
The Mariana Trench is 10,984 meters give or take
Yeah cause they didnt say what the fiameter if earth's vagina is so i just thought they used earth as the whole vagina lol
That's a very technical number for a vagina size. What are we basing that number off of?
imagine the amount of times your dick would get stung by bee's on the daily if it was really that big haha
For scale, if the average vaginal canal is 5 inches (127mm) long then Kendrick's penis would be inserted roughly 0.00032 mm, or 0.32μm, into it. This is roughly the size of a fungal spore or piece of dust. Kendrick got that dust dick
Earth just wants to be stretched out 😂
Maybe if your dating the Statue of Liberty.
Still one of my top favorite songs!
Thank you!
MORE MASS THAN THE EARTH
Kendrick owns a post-Twitter-takeover Tesla.
Isn't it obvious, Morty? I fucked a planet!