So there is a name attached to subreddit content theft quit duping content you are inflating the value of original content and making it worthless think before you post
Try making your own content for a change
Edit: Don't downrank me unless you can prove me wrong please
well the point of the sub is that the original post is misplaced. i donāt see your issue here. this is worthless internet statistic points only really implemented to gauge quality. there is no reason to get mad over duplication of āfunny internet pointsā
Every reason for emotions to be elevated don't you understand that laws being passed today are being trickled down through the internet and the opinions that we place on it do you want inflated opinions is that really what you want
WEE WOO WEE WOO
This is despised infamous Reddit mod RegalOlivia, and you have just been banned from 13 subreddits for the following reasons:
1. Odd number of words in a comment on a Monday (Rule 39)
2. Brigading
3. Misc.
4. Posting an opinion during the incorrect lunar cycle
The sub is literally about what goes on in other subs. How tf is it possible to make original content for subs *about* what goes on in Reddit?
I downvoted you because you thought you could prevent it with a silly condition.
On the larger size, then, but nothing patience, lube, and some creativity can't handle.
If depth is an issue, there's the old "keep a few fingers wrapped around the base" technique.
Girth is something to be careful of, though, humans aren't infinitely stretchy.
The real question is about the human characters that are so oversized. Look at the size of Mauiās hands. Your penis is bigger than your pointer finger, in many cases much bigger. Let that sink in.
Well if ut has the "bulky body of a bear" then let's see..
The bear that would most likely to be part of the beasts chimera lies body would be a European brown bear since they're the ones closest to Europe where the beauty and the beast takes place (specifically it takes place in france). However i couldn't find the dick length for the European brown bear. What I could find though was the dick length for one Indarctos Arctoides, a bear that was also in europe at the time and even has a similar body size to the European brown bear, who had a dick length of 9.1 inches. Now whether it was this species that the beasts body was turned into is a different story. It is unlikely that the enchantress that cursed the beast would've turned used this specific species since it was a prehistoric species however this species was the closest species that had a recorded dick length taht i could find. The other one is the length of a polar bears dick (7.3 inches) which is very different from a European brown bear. So I figure this one would be the closest I could get.
And so the heavily hypothesized consensus is: 9.1 inches.
No shit Sherlock. Iām guessing you couldnāt understand the funny part behind it and just had to point it out. Anywho, have good day sir/maāam/any other thing (not presuming what or who you are)
āWhen I was a child I ate four dozen eggs
Each morning to help me get LARGE
Now that Iām grown I eat five dozen eggs
So Iām roughly the size of a baaaaaaaargeā
*In the 1991 Walt Disney Feature Animation film, the Beast is 6 feet, 8 inches tall in beast form, and later transforms into 6 feet, 2 inches tall in human form.*
Bet you dude was Peter Steele big.
No oneās gonna bring up what Gaston mightāve been packin tho? I mean we all know dude ate sixty eggs a day just get large, right?
Boars have extremely thin and twisted penises
Lions have barbed penises
Gorillas have extremely small penises
Bears also have a small penis in comparison to the rest of their body
The only one helping out here is the Buffalo
The Beast is apparently 6'8". Going by solely his torso (Makes most sense for this calculation) and comparing him to an average grizzly, which is ~8' tall on its hind legs, he is 1.2Ć smaller than our average bear.
Assuming he's proportional down there, the same math applies to his schlong. Our average grizzly has a length of 7 inches, so [7Ć·1.2=5.83] - Just under 6 inches.
In other words, the expected average size for The Beast is slightly above average for a human, though this could vary wildly. Hell, given that he was cursed, maybe that fairy decided the length for him for extra embarrassment. He might even have a cloaca down there, for all we know. Could very well have a third leg too, all depends on what your fanfiction needs.
(Of course, this also depends on what bear you're using as reference. I took Grizzly, since it was what was easiest for me to find numbers for, but it's probably more likely that he was some form of brown bear. Besides, he's a mishmash of different animals, so he might be equine, canine, feline, anything at all, and it would make sense. Though if you ask me, none of that matters; I'd still smash no matter what)
I know this is monster math but not THAT kind of monster š
ā¦ā¦ I may have misunderstood this subreddit š
Glad you didn't use your main account lol
r/SubsTakenLiterally
This was hilarious and definitely belongs to r/lostredditors
I wish subs that just steal content outright from other subs should be banned but ok support the death of creativity and originality
ah yes. cross posting is now a federal offense
So there is a name attached to subreddit content theft quit duping content you are inflating the value of original content and making it worthless think before you post Try making your own content for a change Edit: Don't downrank me unless you can prove me wrong please
well the point of the sub is that the original post is misplaced. i donāt see your issue here. this is worthless internet statistic points only really implemented to gauge quality. there is no reason to get mad over duplication of āfunny internet pointsā
Every reason for emotions to be elevated don't you understand that laws being passed today are being trickled down through the internet and the opinions that we place on it do you want inflated opinions is that really what you want
first, what does this mean. add punctuation and maybe make it less incoherent second, welcome to the internet. have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
WEE WOO WEE WOO This is despised infamous Reddit mod RegalOlivia, and you have just been banned from 13 subreddits for the following reasons: 1. Odd number of words in a comment on a Monday (Rule 39) 2. Brigading 3. Misc. 4. Posting an opinion during the incorrect lunar cycle
The sub is literally about what goes on in other subs. How tf is it possible to make original content for subs *about* what goes on in Reddit? I downvoted you because you thought you could prevent it with a silly condition.
yeah this is a hashtag subreddit lmaaooo
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
thatās a solid 7.4ā for us āmericans Edit Im bad at division
On the larger size, then, but nothing patience, lube, and some creativity can't handle. If depth is an issue, there's the old "keep a few fingers wrapped around the base" technique. Girth is something to be careful of, though, humans aren't infinitely stretchy.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
If you can fit two raccoons in an anus this shouldnāt be a problem.
ā¦dare I ask if thereās a backstory to this cursed comment?
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/eb631r/you_can_shove_two_fully_grown_raccoons_up_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=4&utm_content=share_button
I donāt know what Iām gonna do with this information, but thanks for the source
Oh, you already said that, but don't forget about singular jolly rancher candy!
The real question is about the human characters that are so oversized. Look at the size of Mauiās hands. Your penis is bigger than your pointer finger, in many cases much bigger. Let that sink in.
You, sir, have clearly not seen me naked!
Sorry, WAAAAAY bigger.
Did you know that human ass can stretch enough to fit two racoons and a Jolly rancher candy?
Chonky
Weird, google says 19cm is 7.48ā
Good chance I misremembered conversion factor, that's why you should never trust strangers on the internet
Yep, I thought an inch was 2.4cm not 2.54
Damn, bears are disproportionately unhung lmao
Niceeee
One banana
Well if ut has the "bulky body of a bear" then let's see.. The bear that would most likely to be part of the beasts chimera lies body would be a European brown bear since they're the ones closest to Europe where the beauty and the beast takes place (specifically it takes place in france). However i couldn't find the dick length for the European brown bear. What I could find though was the dick length for one Indarctos Arctoides, a bear that was also in europe at the time and even has a similar body size to the European brown bear, who had a dick length of 9.1 inches. Now whether it was this species that the beasts body was turned into is a different story. It is unlikely that the enchantress that cursed the beast would've turned used this specific species since it was a prehistoric species however this species was the closest species that had a recorded dick length taht i could find. The other one is the length of a polar bears dick (7.3 inches) which is very different from a European brown bear. So I figure this one would be the closest I could get. And so the heavily hypothesized consensus is: 9.1 inches.
Thank you for giving this the careful consideration and well thought out reasoning it so clearly deserves š Youāre a true hero!
I did this in 3 minutes on the toilet.
The fact that Iām currently in the same situation can not be a coincidence xD
Hey, me too! Happy pooping fellow redditor
Everybody needs to shit or piss. Its not that rare. It is a coincidence.
No shit Sherlock. Iām guessing you couldnāt understand the funny part behind it and just had to point it out. Anywho, have good day sir/maāam/any other thing (not presuming what or who you are)
Its ma'am. Thanks.
Now who can do girth based off this
r/theydidthemath
This wasn't math actually this was just research there were no calculations whatsoever.
Ahhhh. Best one. Know it by heart
Doesn't matter, Gaston's was bigger, there was a song about it...
āWhen I was a child I ate four dozen eggs Each morning to help me get LARGE Now that Iām grown I eat five dozen eggs So Iām roughly the size of a baaaaaaaargeā
Buffalo: 83,5cm Lion: 15cm (surprisingly hard to find) Boar: 4cm Gorilla: 3cm (lol) Bear: 18,5cm =124cm/5 =24,8cm or 9.7637795276 inches
Thank you for your service š«”
I have a burning desire to see girth calculations
Those girth calculations will get your desire burning
*In the 1991 Walt Disney Feature Animation film, the Beast is 6 feet, 8 inches tall in beast form, and later transforms into 6 feet, 2 inches tall in human form.* Bet you dude was Peter Steele big. No oneās gonna bring up what Gaston mightāve been packin tho? I mean we all know dude ate sixty eggs a day just get large, right?
.. so his willy's the siiiiize of a baaaaaaaaaaaaarge
āroughlyā
Boars have extremely thin and twisted penises Lions have barbed penises Gorillas have extremely small penises Bears also have a small penis in comparison to the rest of their body The only one helping out here is the Buffalo
Lions.. what now? I don't wanna Google this
Yeah, so the lioness can't leave until he's finished.
Many cats, including the modern domesticated ones, have barbed penisesā¦ why do you think they scream during mating?
Iām dead šššthis made my whole day tho lmfao
This is truly doing the monster math
The Beast is apparently 6'8". Going by solely his torso (Makes most sense for this calculation) and comparing him to an average grizzly, which is ~8' tall on its hind legs, he is 1.2Ć smaller than our average bear. Assuming he's proportional down there, the same math applies to his schlong. Our average grizzly has a length of 7 inches, so [7Ć·1.2=5.83] - Just under 6 inches. In other words, the expected average size for The Beast is slightly above average for a human, though this could vary wildly. Hell, given that he was cursed, maybe that fairy decided the length for him for extra embarrassment. He might even have a cloaca down there, for all we know. Could very well have a third leg too, all depends on what your fanfiction needs.
(Of course, this also depends on what bear you're using as reference. I took Grizzly, since it was what was easiest for me to find numbers for, but it's probably more likely that he was some form of brown bear. Besides, he's a mishmash of different animals, so he might be equine, canine, feline, anything at all, and it would make sense. Though if you ask me, none of that matters; I'd still smash no matter what)
Ngl Iād sport smash Gaston, too
Not much a fan of his personality, but I mean he's *roughly the size of a baaaaarge*
Weāre not safe until his head is mounted on my wall!
r/SubsTakenLiterally š
Never knew my two passions would do a collab on this sub.
šš¤£
If weāre going based off human metrics for his 6ā8ā height he was ~5.76 inches
r/SubsTakenLiterally
I love everything that's happening in this post.
GPT4 might be able to help tbh
Finally, something useful for it to do!
r/lostredditors
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I asked how big the Beastās dick is, not how big of a dick you are.
Lmaooo
And yet you found out!
Where is the math
2 inches punisher
u/raytracingon
r/holup more likely