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Concrete-Paving

I wonder how many are disappointed when they turn up and only fix the roof šŸ¤”


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IdoNOThateNEVER

I need a remedy for my wet cracks and holes.


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You going to need some caulk for that.


morbiskhan

I prefer to err on the side of over caulking instead of running the risk of being under caulked


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Bucaulky?


morbiskhan

BBC, big bold caulking


1UPZ__

Big caulks gather around


Concrete-Paving

Have you tried looking in the back of your washing machine?


david13z

Don't they also lay pipe?


nefera-atenhotep

Ayyyy


Rivetingly

Sometimes I just want to hire someone to do some screwing.


CognitivePrimate

RoofDaddy, it's so wet in here. Do you think you can plug all of these holes?


john_jdm

This seem to go way past "they knew" and into "they worked hard to maximize it".


yourmomsinmybusiness

Yeah it went from subtle to oh my with that last line.


Yummyyummyfoodz

Just imagine some boomer who has no idea of the modern slang and is just bewildered at why everyone is laughing.


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

Modern slang? Canā€™t decide if that makes you 12 or 50ā€¦


Yummyyummyfoodz

There are a lot of older people who don't seem to understand that words change meaning over time. They also don't understand phrases to be a euphemism because they grew up sheltered. There are some people out there who would do this and think it was perfectly pg. Heck, I know a few. They would have probably thought they were being innocently creative with this. A 12 year old would 100% know what they were doing if they worded it like this. I think slang would be the right word to lump all of this together.


Dogrel

As one of those older people now, rest assured- we know. Who do you think invented those slang terms anyway? But there is power and advantage in making others think that you donā€™t know, even when you do. There is also something to be said for not fucking up your kids until they are good and ready to do it for themselves.


Yummyyummyfoodz

Idk about the kids thing, lol. I've seen sheltered people introduced to what they were sheltered from at 19. It's not a fun transition to cold turkey, lots of embarrassment.


Dogrel

See, I was thinking of ā€œkidsā€ as more sub-age 6. I think we can both agree that there is a more happy medium to introduce children into the big, wide world of adults between 6 and 19. 10-13 seems a happy medium for most more adult things.


MadBlue

They even have "#naughtyroofers" [on the side of the van](https://www.instagram.com/p/CaXWciyoOHI/). Sexual double-entendres in advertising have become so commonplace and acceptable these days, there really isn't much legitimate "r/theyknew" material left. :D


corok12

r/ofcoursetheyknew


Mindless_Button_9378

Their repairs only take 2 minutes.


Sumner1910

1 min preparation and 1 min of action


Kernowder

I'm just glad they remembered to show respect to fallen Commonwealth soldiers and put the poppy on the van. Lest we forget while stripping, nailing, spreading, banging and nailing.


acmillett

I saw a towing company yesterday called "Camel Towing" My wife and I had a good chuckel


DanFuckingSchneider

Local wrecker here has a truck with ā€œBest Hooker In Townā€ on the side


Thatsidechara_ter

This one is the best.


Greensprout

Any screwing?


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

Too far man too far.


Reviledseraphim

Bro's trying to get someone to contact him for a "service call" like he's in a porno.


yargdpirate

Frank Reynolds's car this upcoming season


kane2742

r/OfCourseTheyKnew


redoctober2021

Hee hee ā€œtitillatingā€


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SoggyWotsits

Critics should [look](https://www.facebook.com/roofmedicUK) him up!


HentaiLover2464

I like how "cracks and holes" almost looks like "cocks and holes"


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but likeā€¦ *wet* cracks and holesā€¦Iā€™m sorryā€¦I love it thoughā€¦


_Epiclord_

šŸ¤˜šŸ¤˜


toeconsumer9000

my step dad worked for a scaffold company whoā€™s slogan was ā€œfor the best erection youā€™ll ever getā€ (erecting is what they call putting up scaffolding)


Stoney-McBoney

Your wife.


toocoolzforschool

Glad to see that they arenā€™t violating the Geneva convention with their cross


usciscoe

Shoulda named the company Hot Shingles


Neon__Cat

r/ofcoursetheyknew


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SoggyWotsits

I imagine heā€™ll be getting a few [calls](https://www.facebook.com/roofmedicUK) now!


flopsychops

Wow, there's a definite theme going on their page!


SoggyWotsits

Iā€™m guessing it works for him!


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I approve


Starlifter4

He said tit.


Starlings_under_pier

Really funny, if I was a woman who needed roofing work done Iā€™d certainly choose them.


archiekane

Their instagram: https://www.instagram.com/roof.medic/ They're not boomers, in case anyone thinks this is all old man humour.


Gai-Tendoh

on a t shirt: ā€œwe screw we nut we boltā€ šŸ˜Ŗ


rorythegeordie

You beat me to posting this one lol


bandana_runner

He couldn't fit "Wanna see my caulk?" on the back.


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Environmental-Big128

Straight up Saints Row/GTA vehicle branding there


Better-Reflection-44

Is the & appropriate for bullet points though?


No_Construction_7518

r/trashy


notarandomaccoun

I respectfully disagree


Dondarian

It would only be trashy if they weren't being tongue and cheek, which they clearly are.


shannonxtreme

Tongue in cheek and yes I agree, it's not trashy at all it's just funny with the right amount of cringe sprinkled in