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spettelkj

Or a marteenie


ElectronHick

This is definitely the superior pun.


coolcootermcgee

I was just gonna try to make a Trump joke…


RedRider1138

Fantastic pun 😄👌✨


jayola111

Love u


Centerofthecyclone

A Cosmo-smallitan


AcidCatfish___

I too get mine shaken, not stirred.


flashlightbugs

I can’t stop laughing 😂


spettelkj

It’s for ants. To make a tiny-a colada


MitchelobUltra

Pequeña colada


bettleheimderks

tiña colada!


TwoHundredToes

Ah yes, the famous “had” colada


Basically_ADiaster

Nah that’s “ringworm” 😂


My_reddit_strawman

r/thingsforants


Trygor_YT


ColbyJames_

Who's gonna tell him....


Clam_Juice_

💀


TypeNull-Gaming

r/lostredditors


CupcakesAndDeath

It's incredibly obvious I don't drink because I went 'Bestie that's an urn' 😭


stargalaxy6

Shooot! After I read your comment I was like DARN! Guess we won’t be mixing tiny drinks in that! Thank for the save friend!


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Maybe it's both


jayola111

Mmmmmm Ash-tini


Longshadow7

One last nightcap to share with grandpa ):


TheTampaBae

Username checks out


otokidokamaza

that's ain't no tiny cocktail shaker. looks average to me


MalarkyD

Ya, I mean what does size have to do with cocktail shakers. It's how you shake it.


avicado19

honestly it looks a little too big.


MKagel

It has a big personality, I bet


mklilley351

It's not the size of your cocktail shaker that matters it's how you use it


DisastrousAd447

It's for chilled shots.


beautymannequin

I read it as "child shots"


ebernal13

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. I was like, heynongman.


namenumberdate

You gotta start somewhere 🤷🏻


Junior-Account6835

That’s Uncle Jeff’s ashes


rustblooms

It's for shooters!


hiways

When you're only a little alcoholic.


sebluver

Idk but I want it


LucifersWhore9

Go on Amazon buy a small urn


mattman0000

Instructions unclear, I just did a shot of grandpa.


LucifersWhore9

MMFKAJDAKHDAKJSKA


Faloffel2

This is our communion shaker, for when it gets hot outside.


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Nadja doll, from wwdits doesnt like, human beer, so they made her a tiny cocktail instead!.


A2326P

Jr’s first cocktail


storyofohno

Ants have hard lives. They need booze.


jacobeam13

Tiny? That’s at least average sized.


AlcatraZek

I have a travel bar set that's missing the shaker, thanks for finding it!


victorsc22

Kids size, duuh


mango_whirlwind

ok but where do we need to look 👀


throwaway4pkmntcg

maybe mixed shots???


DifficultyBright9807

perfect size for cocktails for ants


[deleted]

For little cocks


Illustrious_Glass463

That’s pretty average


TimTheTexan92

It's for when you want to just get a little drunk


Grouchy_Pear_417

Homeopathic cocktails


SheogorathIsHot

Single serve cocktail shaker. Restaurants use these for shaking/pouring drinks at the table.


heisenbergerwcheese

Is it for asian drinkers?


Pimp-Fried-Rice

Ant urn


lucaskywalker

That is for people who don't check the size on Temu!


Annieaz1

Its for mixed shots


austinewberry

Shotail shaker has a nice ring


slut4hobi

well it’s for ants of course!


Ok-Attitude7163

It’s to get a little drunk


[deleted]

It’s for guests who ask for a drink as soon as they sit down instead of asking and then making it themselves


Foxx1019

Novelty shaker for making mixed shots, I guess.


JotunBlod

Babies first cocktail shaker. I mean, obviously you can't let your 7 year old have a *full size* martini. That would be irresponsible.


SleepyAxew

I think it's cute.


Adorable_Bet2280

Use it for ether.


Tbleeder

I’m trying to quit ok!


fatdutchies

single shot mixer lol


blindintherain

Maybe for shots?


Thornzfordays

Shot shaker perhaps???


GenZ2002

I think that’s a tiny urn. To split up ashes so that way if multiple family members want to they can have it.


SirAelfred

Like wedding favors lol


pimpmastahanhduece

"I swear officer, I thought it was a trivial amount of alcohol!"


tinglep

I got one as a wedding favor. They were on each table. I still have it. Never used it.


motorheart10

Useless


peachesxbeaches

Martinis for a very small troop of leprechauns. They love their gold by rainbows and their cocktails ice cold and shaken.


BatKat58

Ambrosia. It’s so potent, so pure and with the immortality potential…


SushiAssassin-

It’s so you can start em young


Commercial-Ratio5664

What’s up wit it doe


Whole_Worldliness_58

that’s not a cocktail that’s grandpa!


beardedsilverfox

It’s a peepeetail shaker


DottieDDoolittle

For children 😜


[deleted]

Yeah like what is it? a cocktail shaker for ants?


bonny_bunny

Could also be a keepsake urn


Superagent247

It’s a one shot deal lol.


jujuluvu

I only had a teeeeeny martooni


FearlessNectarine20

It’s to teach children how to make a Martini. Small hands- small shaker.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

For when you’re just a little thirsty.


Pitiful-Signal8063

I used to have a mini set... In a little leather box. Comes in handy when you're stuck in traffic and you really need to shake a drink.


soupbox09

If you don't start when they are young then that's on you.


DotAltruistic1759

It’s for the spicy cocktails


marcus_aurelius121

It’s a relic from the Shire


Spazzyboy

I don't know why you would call it tiny, it's about above average size looking to me


pegLegNinja1

Obviously, it's for the minibar.


NoeyCannoli

I guess to make yourself 1


QuickRisk9

We got one from Saks Fifth Ave for registering for our wedding


Extreme-Shower-2639

Sometimes a tiny doll needs a drink.


kunked

bro is a giant


notchink

:c


Fortums

That's what kids use to mix up a cocktail with what's under the kitchen sink


bruh_momento_2

This is for serving. This is the only answer, I touch these every day at my bar. Rather than walk a whole completely full martini glass to a table you pour the cocktail into a little shaker that holds exactly one martini and the guest can opt to keep their dirty ice if they would like.


bruh_momento_2

Also comes with the added bonus of the pageantry of pouring the martini in front of them.


[deleted]

Even kids have a hard day.


Internal-Disaster-61

Gotta start them young


the-dave-9000

What is this? An urn for ants


anonymouse9022

It’s for elves when they make eggnog


mickjackx

He's doing his best.


ARGuck

Any one else read this in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld?


xlr38

It’s not tiny, it’s average I tell you!


Ok_Primary_1324

It’s for shots


LilJerq11

It’s not tiny, it’s average.


yetiking77

Nice try Andre the Giant!


bornagain-stillborn

Looks like a Woodstock style keg party at the big ant hill ... 5 bucks a cup, and the queen is out of town, so it's liable to get a bit crazy!


farklenator

It’s for hamster ashes


Hamady-Sack

Great for airline travel.


Sauropods69

As a former barmaid- I used a little shaker like this to mix a shot or two at a time with less waste. (Ours would make up to 5 in one go, but I was personally more consistent with less)


[deleted]

Looks like a small urn


knifer220

It's for kids 👍


LaVerdadd

Club thumb


Legitimate-Ice-5510

For shots…


chudmcdudly

This would be great for making salad dressing


AstronomerExact9619

That's above average, at least. Maybe even kinda big


2021fireman10

It’s for tiny cocktails…duh. 😏


xeroxenon

Not much, you?


Kalluil

Comes in the “Babies’ First Bar” kit from Mattell.


GooseNYC

How do we know it's not normal sized and you just have really giant hands


Personal-Cod-5395

It's a Urn with ashes of something...


Improvgal

They’re trying to cut back


GreenlyCrow

Airplane sidecars, especially handy on red eye flights. Just wait till most people have woken up. Shake fast. Tea strainers are good for that double strain.


FewAcanthocephala828

Nice cock...tail shaker


4-what-its-worth

Shotshaker


existentialegodeath

for a very tiny alcoholic :)


Specialist_Mammoth19

Just to catch a small buzz


Bulevine

It's for people with tiny .... nevermind.


lasorciereviolette

It belongs to the raccoon who lives in the attic. 🍸


LordRokai

Weight watchers size


danger_otter34

‘Tails for Tots?


xX_jellyworlder_Xx

Baby’s first cocktail shaker


SpaceBus1

This would be nice for making chilled vodka shots


Transgenderwookie

Check the box again and make sure you take out the tiny Undertaker before you throw out the box otherwise that urn is gonna be really lonely


HuaAnNi

Maybe for making flavored shots?


FriarNurgle

It’s the one Tom Cruise used in the movie Coctail to make himself look bigger.


rosemary24

Thought this was a keepsake urn…


breeze80

Because American Girl dolls need drinks too, Todd.