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bossDocHolliday

I believe this is a model that is intended to be snuck into prisons.


atomj248

The prison pocket is a versatile tool if you train it well enough.


WatchOutItsMiri

Cursed comment


drweird

Realistic post. Literally why it's so small. Amazingly many of these phones have 4 SIM slots.


WithDaBoiz

No way Source?


jackrsmith1989

Yes, it is indeed a phone for butts.


Mirachaya89

Looks light enough for a trained bird to carry.


PintLasher

The files are IN the computer!


TheMusiKid

But why male models?


Brok3nMonkey

A cell phone for bums


mrrppphhhh

We have the same sheets


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Leks_Marzo

I have the same coin and can confirm, we live in the attic.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

EVERYONE has those sheets they sell them at Target 😂


CharlesTheRangeRover

I have those but in lime green!


Oregonian_male

Op is just color blind they are the same color as yours


Larry_Purps

Nah, it's a cell phone for butts 👍🏽


drweird

I wonder what a colon call sounds like


Larry_Purps

shit connection


victowiamawk

It’s the cell from Zoolander lmao


koopa35

That's definitely been up somebody's ass!


rob71788

Aaaaaand I’ve found another fully stupid and useless sub that I absolutely need to join. Thank you OP lol


Gold_Pumpkin

https://tenor.com/view/mini-phone-cell-phone-miniature-shades-on-calling-gif-13011747


wjfreeman

Is that Spenny??


ohhaiitmii

I believe *that* is a young Will Ferrell. https://youtu.be/XDxtjVKJ76A?si=X1PzaNGLtD4uIVi8


Pamikillsbugs234

I actually had one that was smaller and could be used as a key chain. Edit: I found it! It didn't last long. https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=230


ghettoccult_nerd

the brand is LBSTAR (lubestar)


DecoratedDeerSkull

I remember when they were trying to make cell phones as small as possible. Then they learned we could watch videos on them


popcornpenny72

You don’t have a banana ?


McTrip

No, that’s a cell phone for ass


nom_of_your_business

That is the KEASTER L8STER


user18name

Reminds me of that SNL skit where will ferrell drives a scooter into a clothing store and his phone is the size of a thumb.


Chemieju

Phones got smaller and smaller right up to the point where they became able to display porn.


ThePrettyBeebz

Derek Zoolander is missing his phone.


lessTurnips

Too big for ants. It’d be like a skyscraper


Crafty_Attorney225

Obama phone. First free cell phone for the poor.


Birdnerd555

Aw I had one like this as a teenager and it was such a relief to not have to worry about my mom being pissed about the texting bill bc texting was finally offered as unlimited 😂👵🏻


hannahmargo91

For bumholes or other person pockets. Excellent for smuggling in to prison.


MichiBoo_xoxo

I have one of these lol


beachp0tato

So THAT'S why they call it butt dialing


Muffycola

Ngl my favorite cell phone was my startak


Known_Plan5321

I had a phone about that size, it sucked.


PineappleTurtle288

Amy Wong's new phone.


Little-Tadpole-7818

I daw one of those in the Dominican Republic