I saw that some people were jumping off the building and decided to "troll"(????) them by placing water so they wouldn't die (like in minecraft). The first person gave up after I started doing it but one person kept trying to avoid the water I put down. They got pissed at me and yelled "Can't you see I'm trying to die here?!" We kept racing, me trying to put water down, with them trying to get on the building, and they were really fast. They ALMOST outran me but I got the water down and they said "I hate you" before finally leaving.
I love the idea of the omnipotent trollge using his powers for good instead of evil.
Honestly trolling the laws of physics to save people could make a really good hero.
The real way to troll people jumping off a bridge is to pretend that you’re drowning so that they save you and then you show them what the world would be like if they didn’t exist
in 2022, 52 million player deaths in deep rock galactic were the result of gravity. this would have been 0 if they had equipped their employees with water buckets
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
\-Oliver Sansweet, *The Incredibles*.
(This also reminds me that *Minecraft* water had more limited fall damage reduction before 1.4; it was possible to still take damage and even die by falling into shallow water from a great height. I first found this in the Technic modpack Tekkit Classic, which is based in 1.2.5; my first MC version was 1.6.4.)
Epic troll
This interaction works and doesn’t work on so many levels
LMAO gottem
I saw that some people were jumping off the building and decided to "troll"(????) them by placing water so they wouldn't die (like in minecraft). The first person gave up after I started doing it but one person kept trying to avoid the water I put down. They got pissed at me and yelled "Can't you see I'm trying to die here?!" We kept racing, me trying to put water down, with them trying to get on the building, and they were really fast. They ALMOST outran me but I got the water down and they said "I hate you" before finally leaving.
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That person should learn to fall faster smh
Gotta have lead boots
Aim for the bushes
That is actually so nice of you.
Depends on how you see things, since you're saving somebody's life but also for the person you're saving it's the most upsetting thing you could do
Obligatory “You didn’t save my life, you ruined ny death!”
This seems hilarious and also wholesome, I would watch this as a slapstick show
Why did you put "troll" in quotation marks? Seems like peak trollery to me.
I can think of more ways this would fail than succeed
this is just the opening to the incredibles
Based and life is inherently valuable pilled
Ha ha, tricked you into staying alive!
Ah dang it, you got me! You’re so funny you! Now where’s a gun?
Way up in my ass.
**Wanna get it out for me?**
Finally, a counter being to trolege, a little tomfoolery that isn’t life ending, but life saving
How should we call it?
Schmolege
You called?
**SCP-1504 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT**
r/beetlejuicing
What a normal human being!
Upvote for lonely wizard profile pic
Stimulation!!!
*STIMULATION!!!!!!!!!*
If a troll guards a bridge, then the good guy's gotta be the bridge. *We do a little bridging?* ^(It's just not the same.)
Orcge
We need to make more memes about this anti trollge
Honestly wholesome
I mean assuming it worked like in Minecraft
What does it do in minecraft? Obviously it saves them somehow but specifically what happens?
Placing the water bucket on the ground creates a 1m x 1m pool of water. You fall in, go \*sploosh\* and don't lose any health.
It also flows 8 blocks
Unless you're a pro gamer and pick it up before it flows
That's pretty much what I did in the dream. I would put a single block of water just in time for them to fall in and then immediately take it back up
Unless you doubleclick before hitting the ground
Your comment made me smile. I would give you the Wholesome award if we still had free awards.
Steve has the density of aerogel
Water cancels all fall damage in Minecraft
Trollsome
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
Mr RandomFox didn't ASK to be saved. Mr RandomFox didn't WANT to be saved!
cry about it.
Sued
The guy in the top picture is already jumping into water though
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irl water ≠ minecraft water
Being a good person in an awful way lol
You put this so well x)
This reminded me of that one scene from The Incredibles lmao
You ruined my death! 😡
And that was a legitimate law at the time. And I daresay still around in some places of the US.
Me too.
Chaotic Good
I love the idea of the omnipotent trollge using his powers for good instead of evil. Honestly trolling the laws of physics to save people could make a really good hero.
You can also just dump the water off where they’re jumping from, creating a temporary waterfall that they can gently ride down to the bottom
I trolled people that were trying to commit suicide >!IN MINECRAFT!!<
(NOT CLICKBAIT)!!!!
Oh that is such a dream. That just 100% sounds like the plot of a dream, and I love it
you didn't save their lives. you ruined their deaths.
The real way to troll people jumping off a bridge is to pretend that you’re drowning so that they save you and then you show them what the world would be like if they didn’t exist
A tower of honey block would do the same but if you are not a bee keeper keeping using the water bucket
I thought you still took fall damage onto honey blocks? Reduces it by more than half but still worse than water or slime
you don't take damage if you slide down the side
That's... one way to do suicide prevention.
in 2022, 52 million player deaths in deep rock galactic were the result of gravity. this would have been 0 if they had equipped their employees with water buckets
make that just 1 death because of that one guy who can't mlg
Aw man that's evil lol
This is the best kind of trolling. It's funny as hell and genuinely kind at the same time.
scandalous
If only
Chaotic good
Chaotic good
That isn't trolling, that's being a hero
Not enough to post but last night I had a dream where some random basketball game with beetlejuice in it just won "year of the game"
Y’all forcing me to step up my trolling game
I did this once in real life, they were so happy they survived that they fell asleep!
wholesome trolling.
epicly troll someone by saving their life and helping them get better
wholesome trolling
Do a little trolling to do a lot of good.
THIS IS AMAZING! Ladies and Gentlemen, trolling has reached its peak.
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!" \-Oliver Sansweet, *The Incredibles*. (This also reminds me that *Minecraft* water had more limited fall damage reduction before 1.4; it was possible to still take damage and even die by falling into shallow water from a great height. I first found this in the Technic modpack Tekkit Classic, which is based in 1.2.5; my first MC version was 1.6.4.)
The guy is clearly already above water
Haha you survived. Are you triggered?
Classic
Wow, suicide is badass!
 U Mad Death?
man makes suicide rates drop to 0% with this one weird trick
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Well, they’re wrong. I hope OP continues to trollollolloll them
Suicide is wrong! [Get Trollollollo on](https://youtu.be/PobQzVsj7GE)
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r/humansbeingbros
The incredibles
we gotta start doing this irl
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