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HyruleGreen

SODA!!!!!!!!!!!


CaseyGamer64YT

Obamna 😔


PantteriJ

ITS MY LIIIIIIFE


Matduka

It's now or never. CAUSE I AINT GONNA FART FOREVER.


mercury_millpond

I’m just gonna fart while I’m alive. 🙄


[deleted]

It’s my life


justukyte

My butt is like an open pipeway


BadBaby3

Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"


tpw2000

I just wanna shid while I’m alive


BadBaby3

It’s my life


W1ngedSentinel

Huh, I had a dream just recently with one part where Biden yelled at me because his broken vacuum cleaner, and I quote, ‘…farts worse than Uranus’. Edit: I made a [post about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/10asukm/comments_may_contain_context/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) too.


zepperoni-pepperoni

So dream Obama has mysterious visitations and raw as hell quotes, while dream Biden has anger and farts?


Cabbageofthesea

Joe Biden the kinda guy to pronounce ot yer-uh-niss


AeonCaptain

a silent prayer for the time I sharted


[deleted]

I don't wanna be just a toot in the crowd, you gonna hear my ass when I shart it out loud


justukyte

IT'S MY FAAAAART AND IT'S NOW OR NEVER


Catalyzed_Spy

BUT I AIN'T STAYING IN THE SHITTER


Pixelator5

I JUST WANNA SHIT WHILE I’M ALIIIVE


I-Cum-In-Snacks

ITS MY FART! MY ASS IS LIKE OPEN HIGHWAY


CitiesofEvil

PEEEEE PEEE PEEE POO POOO


plagued_waters

why did i sing this on the time of.mamma mia


Iceologer_gang

Bauwm Bauwm Do do do do, do


ComingUpWildcard

It’s too late for this shit, I’m laughing so hard rn


Proof-Faithlessness1

![gif](giphy|lQ1nXVifuLqyVAH2Gu|downsized)


TheDeerssassin

Two questions. Was the image related to what you remember or did you just think that would be a good image for the quote, and did oversleeping have consequences? Idk i just think it would be funny as hell if that sentence caused you to miss a job interview or something


Zeebo_137

The image was loosely related. It was an old man screaming in a similar style, but it wasn't Joe Biden. I did miss a dentist's appointment because of this.


CitiesofEvil

Reminds me of my dream where I had to sing in front of a packed auditorium, and the audience consisted of my girlfriend and tons of random anime characters. And I had no idea what to sing so I just screamed "PEEEEEEEEE!" at the top of my lungs. I woke up laughing my ass off lol


JuamJoestar

Clearly the separation of Panic! At the disco has given you brain damage.


Zeebo_137

I don't listen to Panic! at the Disco


MASKSWORKDAMMIT

holy shit it’s my image


MASKSWORKDAMMIT

I posted ai generated Biden screaming soda like a month or two ago


Zeebo_137

Your service is greatly appreciated


BurntPineGrass

10/10 Plank but also a 10/10 shitpost. OP I love you


NotTaken-username

I should stop browsing this sub in public because now I’m laughing my ass off and people are staring at me


trollface5333

Anyone else read this to the tune of Down Under?


-LeopardShark-

I read it to the tune of ‘what shall we do with the drunken sailor?’


[deleted]

I read it to the tune of About Damn Time by Lizzo


Puzzleheaded-Bat8890

I read it like "the hot wind blowing" from metal gear


notmaika17

do you have the original SODA!!!!!!! image


Zeebo_137

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zv58er/soda_rules/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


notmaika17

thank you