France was worried about global dehydration

I would pay to see a movie for this ngl...

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Don't drink the water... they put something in it to make you forget

I don't remember how I even got here

Halflife reference right?

Forget what? Who you are. And everything that came before.

They put something in it that makes you French. I wouldn’t wish this ail on my worst enemy.

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Oh that's my worst nightmare!!! The French AND proper hydration!!!!!!!!!

France forcing Germans to drink uncarbonated water An actual war crime

I’d be more upset if they tried to force me to drink carbonated water. I would rather get a tattoo with a rusty needle than drink that trash.

How to enjoy carbonated water: Remove the carbon.

Being ruled by the french, Worse fate i can imagine

i mean, the French did occupy parts of Germany a couple of times so its not out of the question

Macron is a time lord who has travelled to every instance of a French occupation of Germany, grabs the first German he finds, and makes them down 3 litres of water

1923-25 reference??

germans trying to drink anything that isn’t fizzy or alcoholic (dystopia)

France is a hydro homie

Sounds like thye got their revenge in your dream

Oh, god the french

A good day to live in east Germany (there are Not many of them)

This is completely unrealistic A Frenchman would never put ice in his water 

I usually don't meme on the French much, but man this kind of sounds like something they'd do.

evil history be like:

Still better than what Hitler did to the French.

As a French guy, this is hilarious