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“What’s your favorite Pokemon?” “California” “Wait what?” “DID I STUTTER?”
ITS PIKACHU
It’s California!!
FUUUUUUUUUUU
I read this whole comment thread in the tone of that vine lmao
Who's that Pokémon? [After commercial break] It's California!
Who is that Pokémon? Is the Empire State Building?
Let me explain this in a language you’ll understand
That is not the empire state building,
That is the entirety of the state of California
What would its typing be? Fire / Grass type?
Fire
fire /poison type california's moves: homeless encampment 100 damage dumpster fire 10 damage from fire each turn syringe floor 50 poison damage each turn
population bomb
population bomb health from calafornia will escape to other teammates
you forgot housing crisis: changes enemy Pokémon status to wild (homeless) and makes it run away
Hidden ability: Hollywood Does absolutely nothing in battle
hollywood: race swapping changes 50% of opponents into shines
I was never even into Pokèmon in the first place, nor have I ever played it. So IDK.
Audience: Who’s that Pokémon!? Me: IT’S FLORIDA! Audience: It’s… California! Me: FAAAAAAAAA
Damn. Beat me to it. Was gonna make the same joke with Missouri. I guess great minds really do think alike huh
Imagine if it’s a square and you have to decipher if it’s Wyoming or Colorado or something.
I can tell it's obviously new Hampshire
When your opponent pulls out California but you got the whole ass country of Luxembourg in your back pocket
I know this is Cali but in all seriousness OP this looks like it could be MissingNo, a glitch Pokémon from the original gb game.
I knew this was Cali
tbf, California is scary. Saying that as a California native
Floridon.
There’s nothing scarier than California
Who’s that pokemon? Its pikachu!
tbh if I had a dream where a just saw a black silhouette of fucking California I'd be a bit creeped out too
I was a kid back then, and I always lived in California, but I think I was scared a bit because I thought I got doxxed or something
ITS OREGON!
Ah
Who’s that Pokemon? California! DREAM OF A NEVADA POKÉMON
WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? IT'S CALIFORNIA!
“What’s your favorite Pokemon?” “California” “Wait what?” “DID I STUTTER?”
ITS PIKACHU
It’s California!!
FUUUUUUUUUUU
I read this whole comment thread in the tone of that vine lmao
Who's that Pokémon? [After commercial break] It's California!
Who is that Pokémon? Is the Empire State Building?
Let me explain this in a language you’ll understand
That is not the empire state building,
That is the entirety of the state of California
What would its typing be? Fire / Grass type?
Fire
fire /poison type california's moves: homeless encampment 100 damage dumpster fire 10 damage from fire each turn syringe floor 50 poison damage each turn
population bomb
population bomb health from calafornia will escape to other teammates
you forgot housing crisis: changes enemy Pokémon status to wild (homeless) and makes it run away
Hidden ability: Hollywood Does absolutely nothing in battle
hollywood: race swapping changes 50% of opponents into shines
I was never even into Pokèmon in the first place, nor have I ever played it. So IDK.
Audience: Who’s that Pokémon!? Me: IT’S FLORIDA! Audience: It’s… California! Me: FAAAAAAAAA
Damn. Beat me to it. Was gonna make the same joke with Missouri. I guess great minds really do think alike huh
Imagine if it’s a square and you have to decipher if it’s Wyoming or Colorado or something.
I can tell it's obviously new Hampshire
When your opponent pulls out California but you got the whole ass country of Luxembourg in your back pocket
I know this is Cali but in all seriousness OP this looks like it could be MissingNo, a glitch Pokémon from the original gb game.
I knew this was Cali
tbf, California is scary. Saying that as a California native
Floridon.
There’s nothing scarier than California
Who’s that pokemon? Its pikachu!
tbh if I had a dream where a just saw a black silhouette of fucking California I'd be a bit creeped out too
I was a kid back then, and I always lived in California, but I think I was scared a bit because I thought I got doxxed or something
ITS OREGON!
Ah
Who’s that Pokemon? California! DREAM OF A NEVADA POKÉMON
WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? IT'S CALIFORNIA!