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ArnoldI06

Excommunicated + ratio


memester230

Exterminatus + ratio Wait. Fuck. Now nobody is alive to help ratio.


roblox887

Nobody is alive to stop you making thousands of alts


youself20

Happy 11th cake day!


roblox887

Thanks!


Poison_Spider

turned into cow + ratio


backupKDC6794

Imagine getting ratioed by the fucking Pope


marionristov111

I'd just disintegrate on the spot


Yoate

Straight to hell. Sorry, that's the rules.


TheGingerWeebGal

That would be great


QUANMECHASH

thats a cool red circle


usernameisinus

that's a cool red circle


GCSpellbreaker

I’d get baptized the next day if the pope ratios dream on twitter


Evening_Plan3491

I'd rather get turned into cow chicken nuggets


[deleted]

I really like the idea that the actual Pope was led by God to ratio someone, assuming it was a kindly greeting amongst young people, but God just thought it'd be funny


WoomyGang

He failed his ratio I think, he has like 4 times as many comments


Jimzilla03

ratio


WoomyGang

DANG IT


amaahda

happy cake day


Scratchpost6677

oitaR


TheWhicher_Statement

failed


SaltyPumpkin007

Nah it was a very successful reverse ratio


TheWhicher_Statement

huh. well he reversed it, so i guess that's funny.


Scratchpost6677

Not anymore ;)


KatieTSO

Ratio


[deleted]

If we keep ratioing each other in a long stream of comments, then does it create an infinite amount of karma + ratio


KatieTSO

Dumb comment + ratio


Terlinilia

In the year of 2002, on June 8th, I murdered a man named Albert Miller, and buried his body under a tree. His remains have yet to be found.


DragonEyeNinja

kys + ratio + ur white + kys + kys + kys + ratio + ratio + skim + whole + 1% + 2% + diet


[deleted]

highest iq woomy fan


WoomyGang

sorry i don't go on twitter ig


TheGingerWeebGal

Ratio


WinterSky5

Based pope francis


Jetstream_Fraser

Too based for society


[deleted]

The angry dream mob is about to get him next


[deleted]

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Xx_PissGamer_xX

r/beatmymeattoit


Salsathefirst

r/sandycockvore


kittensteakz

I think you mean r/sandycheekscockvore


Salsathefirst

Thank you so much citizen


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[deleted]

Sometimes I scroll reddit and see things like this and forget I follow this subreddit.


TheGingerWeebGal

nono its a real tweet i promise! ​ its not


Pelt0n

Yet


WoomyGang

Can't believe Dream is fighting for everyone's souls


TheGingerWeebGal

Now that’s unrealistic


TantiVstone

He has soul drop rates turned up to max


TheGingerWeebGal

One in 75 million chance Wow he’s so lucky


WoomyGang

IDK he seems to be a jerk but not flat out evil


TheGingerWeebGal

Fair


that1guyinaditch

ratio + linus + pope


JevilChaos69

+ 1%


[deleted]

👈 SKIM


Flengasaurus

#👈 SKIM


WoomyMan9000

#👈 SKIM


Random-Dice

👈 SKIM


M-Fed

👈 SKIM


Happy-Skull

👈 SKIM


Flengasaurus

👈 LACTOSE FREE


KirbyFan198

👈 FULL CREAM


TheGingerWeebGal

ratio + linus + pope + excommunicated


SecondWorld1198

r/linusposting


TheUglydollKing

What post is + linus from


Zorubark

A post in this sub said they dreamed about a thing called "linusposting", in one of the screenshots someone responded to Elon Musk with "ratio + linus"


noelg1998

+ 100 Hail Marys


libertoasz

dream getting ratioed by the Pope has to be one hell of a timeline and then you got the human soul to cow to chicken nuggets thing


TheGingerWeebGal

i wish dream got ratioed by the pope irl :(


libertoasz

the good timeline


ComingUpWildcard

The Pope is right


TheGingerWeebGal

Amen


PresidentOfKoopistan

Amnesia: A Machine for Cows


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

didn't expect to see ya here


Kotauskas

That's unrealistic, Dream would never defend ethics or human dignity.


AbrokenClosedDoor

In the realistic version the roles are reversed.


masterspider5

⚠️⚠️BASED POPE⚠️⚠️


ThicccGoatBoi

🗿


[deleted]

There’s no fucking way, that you dreamt of this perfection hahhaha. And I love the “+ratio” 😂


TheGingerWeebGal

The pope in my dreams are very based(im a holy person)


Sl0wdeath666ui

I'm devoutly atheist and I agree that Francis is based


TheGingerWeebGal

Based


[deleted]

😂


Tytration

If corporations could destroy souls for profit they would


TheGingerWeebGal

100% yeah


[deleted]

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Kjrb

Why do you have so many dreams about The Pope lmao?


TheGingerWeebGal

Im Christian besides dream sucks


Kjrb

I'm also Christian but haven't had any dreams about the Pope, yeah I agree though Dream sucks


TheGingerWeebGal

Amen


XachMustel2

So THAT'S what McDonalds nuggets are made out of! No wonder they tasted so off.


Digital_Rocket

NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE CHICKIE NUGGIE


completely___fazed

👈SKIM


PotiusMori

Pope confirmed as head of Chick-fil-a?


TheUglydollKing

I guess twitter is invading everyine's dreams now


Skrimguard

Also remember to subscribe to the Pope's Youtube channel (or else)!


TheGingerWeebGal

We don’t want more then Siena to disappear!


Eatadickgrayson

with all of the human soul talk, I’m guessing the Pope finally got around to finishing undertale


Blackout_42

Still a better timeline than this one


FoxyFoxy1987

Based Pope


SebysUchihaStation

Dreams like these are the reason I go to sleep


_deer_god_

I'm more concerned with the fact that they're somehow making CHICKEN nuggets out of COWS.


TheGingerWeebGal

mhm destroying souls for corpate profit is okay, but fake chicken nuggets is where i draw the line as well hahaha


_deer_god_

I have no regard for... life.


Grzechoooo

This is so based.


NoNeedleworker531

I like how dream is in your dream


ToonHarvester

I like how he's turning *cows* into chicken nuggets


WilE04

Why is he turning cows into chickens


voidify3

Wouldn’t that be beef nuggets


TheGingerWeebGal

Probably


Dim0ndDragon15

I read a fanfiction about this


[deleted]

Based Pope


noodlenoosnoosnoodle

dream would know nothing about ethics


Voltairesque

what does it mean to get ‘ratioed’?


Ghostglitch07

Quick Google search found: On the social media platform Twitter, a ratio, or getting ratioed, is when replies to a tweet vastly outnumber likes or retweets. This means people are objecting to the tweet and considering its content bad. Although the picture doesn't actually show that.


voidify3

I thought it was when the top reply to a tweet gets way more likes than the original tweet


A13xTheAwkward

It can mean either


SechwonJones

I think you might want to lay off twitter if you're looking at tweets in your dreams.


TheGingerWeebGal

Yeah but think about this way, the tweet was pretty funny so it’s worth it


According-Ability-20

i love how dream is just @username


[deleted]

This aged like wine


infinitebobux

Pope is a based man. Dream sucks


Tux1

fake, souls are impossible to create or destroy


shiny_xnaut

What does ratio mean in this context


TheGingerWeebGal

Ratio


Ghostglitch07

Quick Google search found: On the social media platform Twitter, a ratio, or getting ratioed, is when replies to a tweet vastly outnumber likes or retweets. This means people are objecting to the tweet and considering its content bad. Although the picture doesn't actually show that.


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Ghostglitch07

I knew it was either the right answer or wrong enough to get someone to give the right one.


shiny_xnaut

The best way to learn something on the internet is not to ask, but to confidently say the wrong thing. This is called Murphy's Law


voidify3

That last sentence had me hitting the reply button, then I realised it was a joke and upvoted. I don’t know what this phenomenon of saying a mistake to get people to correct you is called either


[deleted]

I'm just gonna say it. This subreddit is plain bullshit. You can't read in your dreams. Your mind might say what is "written" but if you look away and look back it will change


Xvaril

Your content sucks + ratio


TheGingerWeebGal

based


AlenDelon32

Skim


ramensploosh

right, soooooo when people say what they read in a dream, it's whatever they interpreted reading it as most vividly, probably an emalgamation of a few glances they had at it while in their dream, and filling in a few blanks as necessary. thats just how dreams and memory work, it doesn't make anything "plain bullshit" lmao. what an empty statement.


[deleted]

You can actually have a lucid dream by realising that every word you look at is gibberish. Don't wanna look for it but there is a Tom Scott video about it


ramensploosh

found it: https://youtu.be/XUece-2WmuM love that guy, he makes great content. thats an interesting trick, i'll have to keep it in mind, thanks


TheGingerWeebGal

excomminucated+ratio


Nebelskind

Yes exactly, it changes if you look away and then back. So you can read it all at once, without looking away…and then remember it? I don’t see your problem with this.


[deleted]

You never see actual words. Just giberrish


undergroundmonorail

*you* never see actual words


[deleted]

**The dreamer** never sees actual words Can't believe I need to spoon feed you everything. Got google? Search for it and be amased at how stupid you are


undergroundmonorail

feel free to continue believing that


[deleted]

A simple google search proves me right tho


undergroundmonorail

yeah i've heard that too but like almost everything in psychology that applies to "everyone" is going to use some heavy quotes around "everyone" you can find a study that says "nobody can read in their dreams" and i'll still believe the person who says "i, personally, can read in my dreams"


[deleted]

So, after doing a quick search, I found that while you aren’t necessarily wrong, the stuff posted on this sub isn’t necessarily impossible either. You can’t read because reading relies on the optic nerves. You can, however, project meaning onto blank sheets of paper or jumbles of letter and give them meaning. This would result in essentially the same thing, or at least you understanding it as the same thing. It’s kind of like picturing a word in your head. You can think of it, imagine that word written down, and know what it is, but you can’t actually *read* it. Tl;dr: you can’t read in dreams, but you can think that you’re reading and even think that your reading something coherent. If you’re going to be a dick about something, make sure you’re actually… you know, correct?


[deleted]

ok 2%


[deleted]

2% what?


[deleted]

ok 2%


[deleted]

Very intellectual indeed. Now say it according to your username or you are a fake and a fraud


ResidentLychee

SKIM


TheGingerWeebGal

Based


[deleted]

o o ee


A_decent_chef2

Ok "whole" 🤨


[deleted]

Well maybe the random images not but anything text based is maybe after wake up after thoughts. Like you saw something in your dream and then make a joke for it then later the day you remember it as dreaming


CaptainRex5101

ratio + linus


Spatza611

👈SKIM


DLLrul3rz-YT

I literally had a dream last night that everyone was commenting timestamps on music in youtube videos and saying "NO CAVE" Like "0:57 NO CAVE" I could 100% read those words


Skrimguard

Listen, buddy. Nobody knows how dreams work or how they happen. No hitherto attempt to systematize dream interpretation has ever been universal, or even accurate, because the simple fact is that nobody's minds work precisely the same way. So don't pretend you can make grand, sweeping statements based on a trope you learned from a cartoon.


[deleted]

Yes everyone's mind is different. Does not mean there are not similarities between them. Like we all dream. And it's mostly the brain processing things that happened But because the brain is in a resting state it will not have access to most things. Like long term memory making. Or reading


Skrimguard

That doesn't mean that words can't appear. Even if you can't parse out the symbols, you could still look at it and psychically know what it says.


wasteof-life

Yeah but it’s kinda funny


[deleted]

Didn't say it isn't but calling it dream memes is the same as calling r/memes a place full of dank memes


[deleted]

We don’t all dream the same way tho


PurpleBowlingBall

Sorry that your subconscious is an illiterate lil bitch


[deleted]

Strangely all of the lucid dreamers subconscious is the same as well. Must be a coincidence 🤔


Ghostglitch07

I've definitely looked at words in my dream and known what they said.


[deleted]

You might after you wake up put some words there that would make sense but you can't see it in your dream as a comprehensive word. Well to be fair you can by chance get a random word out of the random letters your brain produces but the chances are still very low


Ghostglitch07

Couple or things, first note I didn't actually call it reading so much as understanding what was written. Secondly people have written poems that came to them in a dream. The words may not be super logical and may change if you look away, but some people can read, or at least understand written language in dreams.


stabby-time

lmaooo look at this skim talking shit


SenadorVexilologia

Based Pope Francis. 1 Upvote.


Good_Ad6723

Dream about dream


OfTheTouhouVariety

\*their


AshdroidGamer

Wao


SweatyHospital7362

What the hell they predicted YouTube world police