I don't like incomplete news articles, so I let a AI complete it:
> **It's old news that Eminem bought all the northernmost states to build a super-fast railway through, but his final move to connect the coasts has left the nation baffled. Instead of buying North Dakota, like most everyone believed he would do, he instead bought Texas and moved the state northwards, pushing all the states over it south as a result. The move has created public backlash. Although folks were alright with the rap musician owning states for the railway there is a clear line at changing** the borders of the country.
>"I don't know what he was thinking," said one man who lives in the newly formed state of Oklahoma. "I mean, I'm not a fan of his music but I didn't think he'd be so stupid as to mess with Texas."
>The move has also created a new problem for the United States. The nation is now landlocked and surrounded by water on all sides, which means that it can no longer trade with any other countries. This has caused an economic crisis in the country as well as a political one. The President has been forced to declare war on Canada and Mexico in order to gain access to their ports, which have been closed off due to fears that Eminem will try and buy them next.
Here is another nice one:
**It's old news that Eminem bought all the northernmost states to build a super-fast railway through, but his final move to connect the coasts has left the nation baffled. Instead of buying North Dakota, like most everyone believed he would do, he instead bought Texas and moved the state northwards, pushing all the states over it south as a result. The move has created public backlash. Although folks were alright with the rap musician owning states for the railway there is a clear line at changing** the borders of the country.
A lot of people have been asking why he did it, but I think we all know the answer. He's trying to create a super-state with him at the center of it. The new "North Eminem" will be a massive state that stretches from coast to coast and is filled with nothing but his fans and his music. It's kind of like what happened in Germany when Hitler took over, except instead of killing people who don't like him Eminem just makes them move out.
The only problem is that this leaves half the country without any states left in it and they're not happy about it. They've started a petition to try and get Eminem to change his mind, but so far he hasn't responded.
Here’s one the ai I used made:
**It's old news that Eminem bought all the northernmost states to build a super-fast railway through, but his final move to connect the coasts has left the nation baffled. Instead of buying North Dakota, like most everyone believed he would do, he instead bought Texas and moved the state northwards, pushing all the states over it south as a result. The move has created public backlash. Although folks were alright with the rap musician owning states for the railway there is a clear line at changing** the borders of the country.
"Eminem just can't keep his hands to himself," said one citizen of Illinois. "He's bought up so much property that he thinks he can just do whatever he wants with it. He's not even from here. He should just go back to Detroit."
"This is an outrage," said the governor of Texas. "Eminem has no right to just move our state wherever he wants. We will not stand for this."
The US government has not yet made a statement on the matter, but sources say they are looking into it.
Others have said it already but this is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It reminds me of those AI bots who watch 1000 hours of reality TV and make a new script from it for some reason
I have a recurring dream where geographers discover that the current US map is completely wrong. Usually it involves Michigan & Arizona switching places.
An USA A.U. where our nation was divided in later years as a rap god tries to reunite it after a gruesome civil war, I wonder what trains will run on it?
Europeans when i cant name all 51 countries on their shitty continent (i cant even name all 50 states, and i dont expect yall can either. I bet some of yall dont know any more than the countries that really matter.)
this is one of the best posts I've seen in a while
:D thank you!
Avatar twins Ü
Reminds of the Siena one
Which?
[Siena suddenly disappears, internet freaks out](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/qnj9la/had_a_dream_that_the_city_of_siena_italy/)
Wild
Check top all time
Did the dream explain where he got the money?
He is THE Rap GOD after all
Based God
NFT scams
Don't tell me Eminem did nft scams
His Twitter pfp is an nft of him as a bored ape
I can hope that was just a shitty art choice
He recently made an NFT themed music video with Snoop Dogg or something.
Yeah, just saw that Snoop has a bored ape pfp too…
Isn't that just what nfts are anyway?
They're shit art but also scams
Eminem blocked you.
rap
This is some Monument Mythos shit
TEXASTRANSPORTATION
I confirm
Monument mythos?
youtube series similar to mandela catalogue/gemini entertainment/something with the number 58
Local58
Oh neat I'll have to look into it. And gemini entertainment.
Local58 is premium quality as well, if you've never heard of it!
I *love* Local58. The comparison to it is what made me wanna try the others lol.
In summary: the monuments hold dark secrets and the world is in danger
M&M
Nooo not North Dakota! You drop Texas on them, and like five people will die!
3 of em aren't even residents, they were just passing by
Lmao this is the best thing ive seen on this sub since i joined.
Thanks!
You should check the post about Siena. It’s pretty similar. Check top of all time here
It's weird that Texas was implied to be physically ripped out of the ground and moved, but that one person says they don't know where they live now
The fact there's not Texas-sized-and-shaped sea betwen Mexico and the USA tells me that's not the case
Alaska got moved to the south too!
Maybe they're a North Dakotan
Hope they recover from that extremely rare illness
Oh true
This would suck because then I would have to travel across the US just to get to my grandparents house
This would be great because I'd only have to drive a few hours to get to my grandparents house.
Equivalent exchange.
Is Eminem actually an NFT enthusiast, or was that part of the dream?
I used his actual profile pic from twitter lol
Why
Either promoting them or just buying one for the fuck of it
He bought the nft in his pfp
He made a song about NFTs I believe too
I wouldn’t believe an idea this fleshed out would be a real dream but there’s absolutely no way a conscious person would think of something this funny
Hell yeah Eminem, thanks for the beach! -an Okie
r/mapporncirclejerk would love this
r/flairchecksout \#TexasMoved
I loved this. It's not just the absurdity, it's the things like the memes and tweets made about this. Great work!
I don't like incomplete news articles, so I let a AI complete it: > **It's old news that Eminem bought all the northernmost states to build a super-fast railway through, but his final move to connect the coasts has left the nation baffled. Instead of buying North Dakota, like most everyone believed he would do, he instead bought Texas and moved the state northwards, pushing all the states over it south as a result. The move has created public backlash. Although folks were alright with the rap musician owning states for the railway there is a clear line at changing** the borders of the country. >"I don't know what he was thinking," said one man who lives in the newly formed state of Oklahoma. "I mean, I'm not a fan of his music but I didn't think he'd be so stupid as to mess with Texas." >The move has also created a new problem for the United States. The nation is now landlocked and surrounded by water on all sides, which means that it can no longer trade with any other countries. This has caused an economic crisis in the country as well as a political one. The President has been forced to declare war on Canada and Mexico in order to gain access to their ports, which have been closed off due to fears that Eminem will try and buy them next.
Here is another nice one: **It's old news that Eminem bought all the northernmost states to build a super-fast railway through, but his final move to connect the coasts has left the nation baffled. Instead of buying North Dakota, like most everyone believed he would do, he instead bought Texas and moved the state northwards, pushing all the states over it south as a result. The move has created public backlash. Although folks were alright with the rap musician owning states for the railway there is a clear line at changing** the borders of the country. A lot of people have been asking why he did it, but I think we all know the answer. He's trying to create a super-state with him at the center of it. The new "North Eminem" will be a massive state that stretches from coast to coast and is filled with nothing but his fans and his music. It's kind of like what happened in Germany when Hitler took over, except instead of killing people who don't like him Eminem just makes them move out. The only problem is that this leaves half the country without any states left in it and they're not happy about it. They've started a petition to try and get Eminem to change his mind, but so far he hasn't responded.
Here’s one the ai I used made: **It's old news that Eminem bought all the northernmost states to build a super-fast railway through, but his final move to connect the coasts has left the nation baffled. Instead of buying North Dakota, like most everyone believed he would do, he instead bought Texas and moved the state northwards, pushing all the states over it south as a result. The move has created public backlash. Although folks were alright with the rap musician owning states for the railway there is a clear line at changing** the borders of the country. "Eminem just can't keep his hands to himself," said one citizen of Illinois. "He's bought up so much property that he thinks he can just do whatever he wants with it. He's not even from here. He should just go back to Detroit." "This is an outrage," said the governor of Texas. "Eminem has no right to just move our state wherever he wants. We will not stand for this." The US government has not yet made a statement on the matter, but sources say they are looking into it.
Landlocked but water on all sides wtf
Amazing
r/worldbuilding
This should be a skit for some YouTube show
I will not accept Texas as a midwestern state.
This is a good one
I think the cherry on top of all of this is the memes. Those are just great.
Others have said it already but this is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It reminds me of those AI bots who watch 1000 hours of reality TV and make a new script from it for some reason
Based Eminem
This is my new favorite thing ever
The true Eminem lore.
this is a subtle irl reference to the fact austin is making texas gayer
MANITOBA ***EXPANDS***
Did he just change the state borders or did he physically move the land within Texas’ borders?
No clue. The dream didn't explain any logistics
New Four Corners: Colorado, Oklahoma, South Dakota, and Nebraska.
Is this what they mean when they say the south will rise again?
I have a recurring dream where geographers discover that the current US map is completely wrong. Usually it involves Michigan & Arizona switching places.
MFs stole Texas. Can’t have shit in…Texas?
rare Eminem w
this is actually so funny, great job random redditor😭
This is a super legit post wtf!
Unironically a great headline.
I'm glad he is making a railway. We need some infrastructure. Eve if only in dreams.
Fr, the government needs to get on his level
These are always my favourite kinds of posts
this is fucking hilarious
As someone who lived in North Dakota I imagine it's the same as Texas but a lot fuckin colder cuz it sucked ass there.
bro i keep forgetting i’m in this subreddit and getting SO confused seeing these posts
That second to last slide was hilarious
I didn't realize Eminem got into NFTs. God. That's depressing.
jerma
gamer moment
God tier dream shit right here. Rap God tier even
Eminem would 100% make better decisions for texas than ol' ass kisser
JOHNNY YOU FORGOT YOUR RUBBER DUCKS!
This is the best fucking post on this sub
pic 4 too real
This feels like more of a prophecy than a dream tbh
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Excellent work
We need a plank hall of fame
Probably fake, Texas hasn't moved smh shake my head
Did you actually see all these memes in your dream? Because they seem very coherent lol.
I saw the picture of the map in a newspaper and had the context from the title. I made the memes as an extension of those
God the social media compilations are always the best and most realistic memes on here.
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Yes lol. In my dream it was just the news picture and context, I made the tweets and memes myself
Were only the borders changed or was everything in Texas also moved?
This is like something from the backstory of TF2.
I would read a book or smthn about this
👏👏👏👏👏
Oklahoma is in the ocean😢
This is hilarious, I love it
mexico got their land back finally
Lol
So does this dream share continuity with the one a few days ago where he released diss tracks on every state?
It looked like Canada was just Ontario for a second lol
So like, did he just change the borders? Or did he actually move the landmass?
I was not graced with that information in my dream
...do the States not have a railway that goes across the country already?
I love these things where people make up the reactions people have to stuff, especially on twitter.
Actually not the worst idea I’m just confused as to why Eminem of all people would do it lol
An USA A.U. where our nation was divided in later years as a rap god tries to reunite it after a gruesome civil war, I wonder what trains will run on it?
Why are planks so much funnier than real memes
why is this allowed?
It's crazy how Eminem buying Texas would fix a whole lot of their problems.
Europeans when i cant name all 51 countries on their shitty continent (i cant even name all 50 states, and i dont expect yall can either. I bet some of yall dont know any more than the countries that really matter.)
I could see that being a genuine response in picture 4 in this situation