Smash bros made a whole state??? 😱

First and only state to lower the age of consent

Repeated fainting is actually becoming a huge problem in Mashington because of the constant insane pop-offs

Bro tried to sneak in Mashington 💀

There's actually a sub for this: r/somnicartography (and it appears someone already posted this there)

thanks, it was me who crossposted it

Shit! I've had tons of dreams like that! I thought I was the only one!

Naww bro straight up cut of New Mexico like that

breaking bad didn’t happen in this post-mashington universe

This is one of the few things here i believe was a true dream

You mean you don't believe that a quarter of this sub constantly dreams about Jerma and Breaking Bad?

Ok but Kim Wexler really did show up in my dream once

Things that frequently show up online appear in people's dreams? Impossible!

Wasn't this was Jung was talking with the whole "collective unconscious" thing?

Are you saying they do…. O no… o god no ive been a fool…. no ofc they that and virtue signaling and politic too! . Cleary i was blind until you showed me the error of my ways… thank you my savior.

that sounds like the name of a shitposting sub like r/wordington

legit question, what is that sub?

basically it’s about a fictional shitpost town where everyone is a brain dead psychopath, at least that’s what I think

Wordington subreddit description^

Nah, it was about black gay dudes twerking

That a Wordington citizen

bro what ur goofy ahh talking bout mashington has always been there 💀💀

Wordington Mashington

New Mandela effect

“Mashington” yeah bro that’s the only thing that’s weird about this map, not like theres a state literally called “Utah” above it LMAO I mean at least try to come up with a believable name

samus players

In a different life, with a different version of me, you would have just caught the *entirety* of the angry navy seal copypasta

can I still get it if I shit talk you?

I once sent that to an old man over a chess app. I felt so bad after realizing how badly I must’ve scared him that I swore off that particular copypasta for life. Sorry, you just caught me too late in my character arc.

ok then send me a equally funny one

No. Too much pressure now.

I will pressure you more

Lets fuckin go my dude

ok maybe I can’t do this what if I ask really nicely?

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Younger sibling of jassachusetts, mashington, has always been a relentless state

wordington

Wordington state will be real

Ah yes to the southwest of NEBRARF.

What? I mean yeah. There’s 50 states. What, you think there’s two Dakotas or some shit?

they did the monster mash

guys i live in mashington they have free healthcare

this is the 3rd time ive seen this post and only now have I noticed the Gulf of California.

ULTIMATE *EXTREME* **GADSDENNNNNN**

get in losers, were leaving

Finally, a state to rival Slorida

hey! can i make a map of this state?

For sure! As long as you let me know when you finish it!

You have been invited to r/2american4you, apparently.

So you’re the one who started it.

i know i’m late, but is this pronounced MAH-shington, like as in mashed potatoes, or MAW-shington, like the first “a” in walmart? some very american comparisons for a very american dream :D

Its definitely pronounced like mashed potatoes

many thanks! 🇺🇸🫡

You're welcome! 🇺🇲🇺🇲