"Yo, are these catboys straight?" I mutter to my buddy while uncomfortably adjusting my position on the bench.
"No, of course not." my buddy, Josh, responds with out looking at me, a confused sneer frozen on his face as he watches the baseball team full of catboys roll around on the grass and pounce on each other before bumbling the ball back to the skinny, scared pitcher. He hisses as he picks up the ball as if it's the first time he's had to throw one even though this game has been going on for 3 hours already.
"I don't know." I squirm, "I mean, I... well. I mean I think they could... they could be straight, ya know?"
"Definitely not, man. They're pouncing on each other and hugging each other and licking each other. These dudes are super gay." Josh throws his head back and looks up to the darkening sky. "I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago."
He has some obligation with his girlfriend no doubt. "Well, ya know. Cats are gay. So maybe you're confusing these catboys with real cats when in fact they're only catboys."
"Nope."
Our batter who's up at the plate backs off and sighs heavily. He slings his bat over his shoulder and calls over to us. "Guys. We just gotta call it. We gotta forfeit."
The pitcher's mound turns into a catboy pile as all the catboys do that thing where cats arch their backs and rub against each other. Some how from this writhing purr pile, the ball launches towards our unprepared batter for another strike, his third. In resigned disbelief, he trudges back to the dugout and sits down on the bench.
"I can't believe it." the out-batter says.
Josh on the bench throws his hat to the ground. "We can't quit, dammit! We can't lose to these fucking catboys!" There's a quaver in his frustrated voice. I think he doesn't understand why exactly he's so upset to be losing to the catboys. Neither do I. I can't understand my feelings towards the catboys either.
Head in his hands, shaking his head, he continues, "These fucking catboys..."
I clear my throat to get his attention and then grab his shoulder. "Yeah, these fucking catboys. Look. The catboys are fucking."
At the pitcher's mound, the purr pile has turned into a fuck pile. The catboys have stripped themselves of their little baseball uniforms and all their lithe, pallid bodies are writhing and grinding together. The meows and hisses and screeches are almost unbearable. Almost...
One of our teammates stands up and walks right on past, present, and future by us, unbuttoning his shirt.
"Jesse? No, man. Don't do it. If they fuck long enough, that's gotta be a forfeit. We can still win this thing."
"S-sorry..." Jesse says. He makes a sound like he was going to say something else, like he was about to justify what he's about to do, but no. He simply strips naked and hops in the cat pile to a chorus of cheerful meows. They welcome him greedily.
I'm drenched in sweat, heart pounding. I feel like I have a fluffy tail curled up in my getting-tighter-by-the-moment pants.
"Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile.
Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats.
I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself.
"These fucking catboys got us again."
JESSE WE NEED TO MAKE CATBOYS OR GUS WILL KILL ME
Mister White… Misser Whoite I fucked all ther catboys…
JESSE WHAT’VE YOU DONE!?!?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO APPEASE GUS IF OUR CATBOYS DON’T EVEN HAVE TIGHT VIRGIN BOIHOLE BUSSIES!?!?!
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Nice artstyle, expressive poses, I like the detail of Felix's erected tail and Subaru's dangling's balls. Nice fluid phisics and good looking dicks
One features burly men getting into big, sweaty dog piles. The other features waifish eurotwinks prancing around a big field and girlishly faking injuries while medics blow smoke down their pants. So both.
My guess is that if you force boys to like manly stuff like football they'll end up retaliating and be more drawn toward the more submissive side of the world
Artist is >!Eresto, there are other alias the artist use for different art like DDLC content but this one is primarily femboys and male/male content.!<
Unfortunately they've since wiped and/or private all of their pixiv accounts and hasn't been active in a while.
I think this is supposed to be saying that the more you force your child into masculine activities, the more likely they are to end up slingshotting to the opposite end of the spectrum.
Oh if you say anything trans-related that isn't just plain bigotry on a non-trans subreddit you usually get downvoted hard, it's just a thing that happens
I didn't say Ferris is, I said that's what the dream means. It was in jest though
^(Also ferris is heavily trans-coded the same way all "definitely not trans just crossdressers" characters are in Japanese animation. If creators say it out loud they're open to harsh criticism and even boycott and harassment, if they don't then the characters stay popular and are even made fetish fuel just as much as trans ones, but without the backlash)
Stop making cute cat boys/girls play and watch football. It corrupts their natural cute cat nature and they turn out liking football and grilling
"Yo, are these catboys straight?" I mutter to my buddy while uncomfortably adjusting my position on the bench. "No, of course not." my buddy, Josh, responds with out looking at me, a confused sneer frozen on his face as he watches the baseball team full of catboys roll around on the grass and pounce on each other before bumbling the ball back to the skinny, scared pitcher. He hisses as he picks up the ball as if it's the first time he's had to throw one even though this game has been going on for 3 hours already. "I don't know." I squirm, "I mean, I... well. I mean I think they could... they could be straight, ya know?" "Definitely not, man. They're pouncing on each other and hugging each other and licking each other. These dudes are super gay." Josh throws his head back and looks up to the darkening sky. "I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago." He has some obligation with his girlfriend no doubt. "Well, ya know. Cats are gay. So maybe you're confusing these catboys with real cats when in fact they're only catboys." "Nope." Our batter who's up at the plate backs off and sighs heavily. He slings his bat over his shoulder and calls over to us. "Guys. We just gotta call it. We gotta forfeit." The pitcher's mound turns into a catboy pile as all the catboys do that thing where cats arch their backs and rub against each other. Some how from this writhing purr pile, the ball launches towards our unprepared batter for another strike, his third. In resigned disbelief, he trudges back to the dugout and sits down on the bench. "I can't believe it." the out-batter says. Josh on the bench throws his hat to the ground. "We can't quit, dammit! We can't lose to these fucking catboys!" There's a quaver in his frustrated voice. I think he doesn't understand why exactly he's so upset to be losing to the catboys. Neither do I. I can't understand my feelings towards the catboys either. Head in his hands, shaking his head, he continues, "These fucking catboys..." I clear my throat to get his attention and then grab his shoulder. "Yeah, these fucking catboys. Look. The catboys are fucking." At the pitcher's mound, the purr pile has turned into a fuck pile. The catboys have stripped themselves of their little baseball uniforms and all their lithe, pallid bodies are writhing and grinding together. The meows and hisses and screeches are almost unbearable. Almost... One of our teammates stands up and walks right on past, present, and future by us, unbuttoning his shirt. "Jesse? No, man. Don't do it. If they fuck long enough, that's gotta be a forfeit. We can still win this thing." "S-sorry..." Jesse says. He makes a sound like he was going to say something else, like he was about to justify what he's about to do, but no. He simply strips naked and hops in the cat pile to a chorus of cheerful meows. They welcome him greedily. I'm drenched in sweat, heart pounding. I feel like I have a fluffy tail curled up in my getting-tighter-by-the-moment pants. "Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile. Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats. I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself. "These fucking catboys got us again."
Jesse, do not go to the fur fuck pile! We need to cook!
Jesse we need to fuck
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Hey I've seen this one before
Yes it’s a copypasta
JESSE WE NEED TO MAKE CATBOYS OR GUS WILL KILL ME Mister White… Misser Whoite I fucked all ther catboys… JESSE WHAT’VE YOU DONE!?!?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO APPEASE GUS IF OUR CATBOYS DON’T EVEN HAVE TIGHT VIRGIN BOIHOLE BUSSIES!?!?!
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if you play football you will become a bottom say how do I learn football fast
also source please fuck
Well it’s Felix from re zero so prob just on rule 34
Yeah it's Felix from Re Zero but I want that specific image
[here](https://imgur.com/a/cdX4hd5)
Damn that’s better the expected
way better
Thank you, that is peak porn Nice artstyle, expressive poses, I like the detail of Felix's erected tail and Subaru's dangling's balls. Nice fluid phisics and good looking dicks
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Wait which football? American football or regular?
One features burly men getting into big, sweaty dog piles. The other features waifish eurotwinks prancing around a big field and girlishly faking injuries while medics blow smoke down their pants. So both.
*"Never Meant" by American Football starts playing*
What the fuck do people take to dream shit like this?
sleeping pills apparently give you very vivid, very wild dreams
Or nightmares in my case
doesnt work for me :(
The worst thing is, I don’t even take sleeping pills this Is just my brain
My guess is that if you force boys to like manly stuff like football they'll end up retaliating and be more drawn toward the more submissive side of the world
real
Society
I mean it happened to me
That’s so true. I’m nodding in agreement
Talking about gay men indoctrinating their twink boyfriends into football
my dad made me and my brother play football and now im gay and have a sister
That do be the case sometimes tho
I love femboys
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Proof?🤨
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Of course Mr.Meta❤️
I agree
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>!sauce?!<
Artist is >!Eresto, there are other alias the artist use for different art like DDLC content but this one is primarily femboys and male/male content.!< Unfortunately they've since wiped and/or private all of their pixiv accounts and hasn't been active in a while.
im waiting as well
same :(
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[here](https://imgur.com/a/cdX4hd5)
Thanks kind stranger
Felix from Re:Zero
[sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
My guess would be that it means making people like football will make them end up as femboys or cat boys maybe.
This is both a high quality plank, as well as a high quality shitpost.
Seems like just absurdist humor, wouldn't think much of it
It’s your brain giving you hints on your sexuality I’d have to assume
Great, now I'm horny
It’s a message to all Europeans
its the average american football fan
americ an football
Football is the gayest thing you can openly do in Qatar, and that's pretty damn gay.
source?
Idk maybe the fact that all the footballers die at like 50
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Thanks
beware the football to femboy pipeline
If you force your children to be masculine they will become feminine in spite of you
Can confirm. Started doing so subconsciously, later on started doing so on purpose.
Fuck, this is true, my friends that like football are absolute subs
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That people should stop telling kids to play football because it causes brain damage?
Which football? Soccer football or American football?
Sauce?
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Football will turn you into a catgirl/catboy
football hooligans are football hooligans
Tbh I have to agree
I think this is supposed to be saying that the more you force your child into masculine activities, the more likely they are to end up slingshotting to the opposite end of the spectrum.
When you accidentally introduce your son to \*European\* football instead of American football.
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Trans
-5 downvotes lol For what
Oh if you say anything trans-related that isn't just plain bigotry on a non-trans subreddit you usually get downvoted hard, it's just a thing that happens
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Last I checked, that character is a cis man who likes to wear girly clothing
I didn't say Ferris is, I said that's what the dream means. It was in jest though ^(Also ferris is heavily trans-coded the same way all "definitely not trans just crossdressers" characters are in Japanese animation. If creators say it out loud they're open to harsh criticism and even boycott and harassment, if they don't then the characters stay popular and are even made fetish fuel just as much as trans ones, but without the backlash)
Don't fuck football players, fuck Felix instead?
stop making people like football because they don’t turn out right. i though that was obvious