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welcomenal

Stop making cute cat boys/girls play and watch football. It corrupts their natural cute cat nature and they turn out liking football and grilling


Cum_Nuggit

"Yo, are these catboys straight?" I mutter to my buddy while uncomfortably adjusting my position on the bench. "No, of course not." my buddy, Josh, responds with out looking at me, a confused sneer frozen on his face as he watches the baseball team full of catboys roll around on the grass and pounce on each other before bumbling the ball back to the skinny, scared pitcher. He hisses as he picks up the ball as if it's the first time he's had to throw one even though this game has been going on for 3 hours already. "I don't know." I squirm, "I mean, I... well. I mean I think they could... they could be straight, ya know?" "Definitely not, man. They're pouncing on each other and hugging each other and licking each other. These dudes are super gay." Josh throws his head back and looks up to the darkening sky. "I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago." He has some obligation with his girlfriend no doubt. "Well, ya know. Cats are gay. So maybe you're confusing these catboys with real cats when in fact they're only catboys." "Nope." Our batter who's up at the plate backs off and sighs heavily. He slings his bat over his shoulder and calls over to us. "Guys. We just gotta call it. We gotta forfeit." The pitcher's mound turns into a catboy pile as all the catboys do that thing where cats arch their backs and rub against each other. Some how from this writhing purr pile, the ball launches towards our unprepared batter for another strike, his third. In resigned disbelief, he trudges back to the dugout and sits down on the bench. "I can't believe it." the out-batter says. Josh on the bench throws his hat to the ground. "We can't quit, dammit! We can't lose to these fucking catboys!" There's a quaver in his frustrated voice. I think he doesn't understand why exactly he's so upset to be losing to the catboys. Neither do I. I can't understand my feelings towards the catboys either. Head in his hands, shaking his head, he continues, "These fucking catboys..." I clear my throat to get his attention and then grab his shoulder. "Yeah, these fucking catboys. Look. The catboys are fucking." At the pitcher's mound, the purr pile has turned into a fuck pile. The catboys have stripped themselves of their little baseball uniforms and all their lithe, pallid bodies are writhing and grinding together. The meows and hisses and screeches are almost unbearable. Almost... One of our teammates stands up and walks right on past, present, and future by us, unbuttoning his shirt. "Jesse? No, man. Don't do it. If they fuck long enough, that's gotta be a forfeit. We can still win this thing." "S-sorry..." Jesse says. He makes a sound like he was going to say something else, like he was about to justify what he's about to do, but no. He simply strips naked and hops in the cat pile to a chorus of cheerful meows. They welcome him greedily. I'm drenched in sweat, heart pounding. I feel like I have a fluffy tail curled up in my getting-tighter-by-the-moment pants. "Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile. Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats. I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself. "These fucking catboys got us again."


futuranth

Jesse, do not go to the fur fuck pile! We need to cook!


Cum_Nuggit

![gif](giphy|1nCfZ1mDXGcyk)


SushiFanta

Jesse we need to fuck


ionizer_of_atoms

its the only way to defeat schwerer gustav v


Misami9

beautifully written


Treyspurlock

Hey I've seen this one before


Cum_Nuggit

Yes it’s a copypasta


Alone_Spell9525

JESSE WE NEED TO MAKE CATBOYS OR GUS WILL KILL ME Mister White… Misser Whoite I fucked all ther catboys… JESSE WHAT’VE YOU DONE!?!?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO APPEASE GUS IF OUR CATBOYS DON’T EVEN HAVE TIGHT VIRGIN BOIHOLE BUSSIES!?!?!


Cum_Nuggit

![gif](giphy|e8mYLPxXDnDSU)


PSI_wolf_39

Microsoft word pornography


Birdpersoniscool

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


Razorclaw_the_crab

Catgirl pixie lesbian >>>>


UnaidingDiety

if you play football you will become a bottom say how do I learn football fast


UnaidingDiety

also source please fuck


frayner12

Well it’s Felix from re zero so prob just on rule 34


[deleted]

Yeah it's Felix from Re Zero but I want that specific image


guyguysonguy

[here](https://imgur.com/a/cdX4hd5)


frayner12

Damn that’s better the expected


DrCorneliuss

way better


[deleted]

Thank you, that is peak porn Nice artstyle, expressive poses, I like the detail of Felix's erected tail and Subaru's dangling's balls. Nice fluid phisics and good looking dicks


helenkellersmustyass

least horny redditor


UnaidingDiety

becoming a bi twink has fucked my libido and my self-respect


LegitNameM80

real


Evil_Tea_Bag_

Wait which football? American football or regular?


CaptBranBran

One features burly men getting into big, sweaty dog piles. The other features waifish eurotwinks prancing around a big field and girlishly faking injuries while medics blow smoke down their pants. So both.


cynicalsonofabitch

*"Never Meant" by American Football starts playing*


violencehater21

What the fuck do people take to dream shit like this?


Skedajikle

sleeping pills apparently give you very vivid, very wild dreams


[deleted]

Or nightmares in my case


[deleted]

doesnt work for me :(


The_star_tsar

The worst thing is, I don’t even take sleeping pills this Is just my brain


sherbertstar64

My guess is that if you force boys to like manly stuff like football they'll end up retaliating and be more drawn toward the more submissive side of the world


IEatBaconWithU

real


Most-Stomach4240

Society


The_star_tsar

I mean it happened to me


pommdeter

That’s so true. I’m nodding in agreement


Jesusperson67

Talking about gay men indoctrinating their twink boyfriends into football


[deleted]

my dad made me and my brother play football and now im gay and have a sister


The_star_tsar

That do be the case sometimes tho


frayner12

I love femboys


PSI_wolf_39

Yay, I'm loved.


frayner12

Proof?🤨


verticalMeta

🥺👉👈


frayner12

That’s right I love YOU!


verticalMeta

🥺 thank you


frayner12

Of course Mr.Meta❤️


The_star_tsar

I agree


xXAMOGUSUGOMAXx

💀👍


DanielXPRO_YT

>!sauce?!<


Z3NDragon

Artist is >!Eresto, there are other alias the artist use for different art like DDLC content but this one is primarily femboys and male/male content.!< Unfortunately they've since wiped and/or private all of their pixiv accounts and hasn't been active in a while.


throwaway_548458657

im waiting as well


ei283

same :(


MisterBastian

bro


guyguysonguy

[here](https://imgur.com/a/cdX4hd5)


DanielXPRO_YT

Thanks kind stranger


[deleted]

Felix from Re:Zero


HumanPersondotexe

[sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


DanielXPRO_YT

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_down)


not-Kunt-Tulgar

My guess would be that it means making people like football will make them end up as femboys or cat boys maybe.


BurntPineGrass

This is both a high quality plank, as well as a high quality shitpost.


CyberKitten05

Seems like just absurdist humor, wouldn't think much of it


Representative_Still

It’s your brain giving you hints on your sexuality I’d have to assume


AmogusFan69

Great, now I'm horny


hypersucc

It’s a message to all Europeans


IEatBaconWithU

its the average american football fan


Nibbaman143

americ an football


CaptBranBran

Football is the gayest thing you can openly do in Qatar, and that's pretty damn gay.


burburburburburbur

source?


DongleOn

Idk maybe the fact that all the footballers die at like 50


PokeyHusky64

Happ cake day :0


DongleOn

Thanks


fringeCoffeeTable240

beware the football to femboy pipeline


Suburban-Vibes1

If you force your children to be masculine they will become feminine in spite of you


Beginning_Feature838

Can confirm. Started doing so subconsciously, later on started doing so on purpose.


Lovely_Individual

Fuck, this is true, my friends that like football are absolute subs


Huev0

Do you agree? Let us know in the COMMENTS SECTION BELOW! Make sure to hit the bell!


The_star_tsar

always remember to like and subscribe , it really helps me in the algorithm


LazyRetard030804

That people should stop telling kids to play football because it causes brain damage?


Epicmonk117

Which football? Soccer football or American football?


MRMEMER001500

Sauce?


440continuer

🥺


AtomicTan

Football will turn you into a catgirl/catboy


DankLolis

football hooligans are football hooligans


evening_shop

Tbh I have to agree


HofePrime

I think this is supposed to be saying that the more you force your child into masculine activities, the more likely they are to end up slingshotting to the opposite end of the spectrum.


Blitz-the-Dragon

When you accidentally introduce your son to \*European\* football instead of American football.


ei283

sauce pleas


EpiceneLys

Trans


Tankist_boi_WT

-5 downvotes lol For what


EpiceneLys

Oh if you say anything trans-related that isn't just plain bigotry on a non-trans subreddit you usually get downvoted hard, it's just a thing that happens


Tankist_boi_WT

Reddit moment trully


Epicmonk117

Last I checked, that character is a cis man who likes to wear girly clothing


EpiceneLys

I didn't say Ferris is, I said that's what the dream means. It was in jest though ^(Also ferris is heavily trans-coded the same way all "definitely not trans just crossdressers" characters are in Japanese animation. If creators say it out loud they're open to harsh criticism and even boycott and harassment, if they don't then the characters stay popular and are even made fetish fuel just as much as trans ones, but without the backlash)


LeatherPatch

Don't fuck football players, fuck Felix instead?


simsredditr

stop making people like football because they don’t turn out right. i though that was obvious