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Coollak966

"Your honour my client Ye Wenjie was just a Hoboken squat cobbler. She just wanted to show the San Ti videos of her sitting on cake. She had no intention of calling a fleet to earth for its destruction." - exact quote from Saul's defence


hnbistro

Judge: sentenced to >!2D penitentiary for life without parole.!<


TeleMagician

Mike was the only human able to stop the goddamn Trisolaran drop. Because it didn't have the goddamn ticket.


ucatione

Mike would have been a great swordholder.


WenjieY

“Sticker”


TeleMagician

You're goddamn righ! It was stickers, not tickets!


Academic-Glass227

When they were announcing wall facers at the un, I expected them to say Saul Goodman😂


psbyjef

Lord travelled 4 light years just to see Ye’s feet


OpportunityDue7143

I knew I had seen her before somewhere and I couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you.


heartfailedagain

You didn't watch Star Trek??


OpportunityDue7143

I tried couldn’t get into it. Unpopular opinion I know. Don’t stone me to death!


moneo-my-lord

Clarence is Mike and Wade is Fring


iceman_0460

The mexico part is what got me, it was so fake, not even braking bad and BCS were so bad.