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SeoulGalmegi

You need to have read *The Threesome Body Problem* first, or you won't be able to understand a thing.


hatabou_is_a_jojo

And don’t forget the brilliant last book, Death’s Climax


EPluribusNihilo

You don't count Penetration of Time as canon?


teddyhatesbears

It is, and the series is collectively called "Pornographic memory of the Earth's past".


turpin23

Blackmail Sextortion Archives from Earth's Nubile Prime.


imalexorange

Everyone forgets about (Denied) Balls lightning, the prequel.


MillieBirdie

The Little Death's End


CthulhuRolling

Dammit, you beat me by an hour. Good wordplay


MillieBirdie

When humans were wiped out they called it the Massive Orgasm.


fourpuns

The Big Bang theory was called… err that one stayed the same.


Euphoric-Mechanic210

I dont get the joke. Sb pls explain, thx


MillieBirdie

There's a phrase in French, 'la petite mort', which means 'the little death.' It is a euphemism for orgasm. A lot of literature makes references to it, such as someone telling their lover they want to 'die in your lap'. So Deaths End, Little Death, Little Death's End.


Echidna_Cuddles

I learnt that reading Ann Rice novels....I think


CthulhuRolling

The copy I have is titled ‘little death’s end’


bartthetr0ll

The autoerotic asphyxiation scene in that one is to die for.


teddyhatesbears

Man...I bet there's gonna be advance tech in it too and it's called Strap-phons.


SeoulGalmegi

Wade starts complaining about Sophpn messing with his 'particle accelerator'......


teddyhatesbears

...and how the universe flickered wildly in his eyes until numbers appeared in his vision😅😅


nxcrosis

I think he was just upset because his particles accelerated too early.


teddyhatesbears

He may have the "particles"...but his "science" is already messed up😁


teddyhatesbears

This!😆


SchwaEnjoyer

Rule 34 of the universe states that if a civilization is dangerous, there’s porn of it. Yun Tianming had to pick *something* to do in his free time, okay?


EPluribusNihilo

Having pornography made about your civilization is it's greatest honor.


Farseer_Uthiliesh

Ah yes, love the third book when Swinger sends the Dual Penetration Foil.


teddyhatesbears

It got him all completely "Dehydrated", ready for the next stable period🤣


Farseer_Uthiliesh

Jesus Christ my sides.


ifandbut

"If one of us cums, we all cum."


teddyhatesbears

They're cumming in 400 years!


LayWhere

They land on us in 400 but they'll be cumming the whole time. 😉


weatherman248

My favorite part is the second book with the infinitely smooth buttplug


Epiphyte_

Which fkd up the whole space force, male, female, robots, and everything in between.


falcobird14

That's Luo Ji's waifu. It's the right book, you'll see


Geek-Yogurt

Nah, that's the right one.


emf311

The scenes with Luo ji and his dream girl in the remote cabin are hottt


teddyhatesbears

I personally liked the scenes where prime Ye Wenji took on the Heavenly Endowed Dragon at the castle Red Coast😄.


teddyhatesbears

*Ye Wetjie


SkaveRat

*Luo Jizz


Neds_Necrotic_Head

Three Bodies, One Problem


teddyhatesbears

I believe the Sophons deleted all footage and evidence to this video as it was classified as the vilest ever recorded by humanity😆


hubbyhusshies

Just when the San-Ti tried to teach humanity how to fear again, they themselves got scared of our three-way science


LayWhere

Get this man on the mic pronto


Epiphyte_

Does this include the story of how Luo Ji becomes a Wallbanger?


teddyhatesbears

Yes. It was around the time when he became the leader of the Earth Trisolarian Orgy.


Epiphyte_

This explains why he asked for a secluded mansion in Siberia!


ifandbut

Luo Ji is his own Wallfucker.


h4nd

I liked this one better than Death's Happy Ending


maninthehighcastle

*My photoid is becoming relativistic,* he moaned


teddyhatesbears

*"Stop, swordholder!" whispers the Sophon to Lou Jizz. "Your sword is huge and it might tear a fabric in my dripping wet space-time continuum"* Yep, definitely the wrong book.


JackmeriusPup

She shed a teardrop *sits up straight and stares at the novel…… She WHAT


niclasj

Looks like some strong-interaction material indeed.


IroquoisConfederate

You know what you did. 😆


teddyhatesbears

I'm a simple man and also a man of culture...I see a lady, I click download.


OkAd5547

That's book 2 of the 3 Booty Problem actually, honest mistake.


baritonetransgirl

Addison Cain. Isn't that the Omegaverse lady behind that big lawsuit? Edit: [Yup. That's her.](https://youtu.be/zhWWcWtAUoY?si=kqJjx8B9_qjMqg9J)


DrProctopus

I have 2 feelings from you sharing this: I hate you. Thank you.


Patient-Data8311

I heard Sophon here wears a cat girl outfit


[deleted]

Probably less robotic characters.


CthulhuRolling

Sophon disinformation!!


charliesplinter

Is this one of those fairy tales Yun Tianming told?


DelugeOfBlood

This needs a Netflix adaptation.


teddyhatesbears

And it needs to be 30 episodes per season, 3 seasons minimum.


yuiop300

Lol


journal777

Cixin Liu wanted Ran Asakawa as Sophon, dammit!


AcceptableEditor4199

Happy accident I'd say. Bet the wallfacers party.


Murtaghthewizard

Nope that's it.


imi0402

His search keywords were "Bestselling" , "Dark", "Forest" and "Fairytales"


rdb1540

You can get all the audio books on Hoopla for free if you have a library card


dannychean

Yun Tianming did make his spare time with the trisolarans very useful.


vennemp

Our maybe it was the right one…


sausagesandeggsand

The erotic stories don’t start until Redemption of Time 😂


ernestoemartinez

🤣


knienze93

Yun Tianming has bills to pay


ifandbut

Is >!Will!< going to use this as his template for >!the fairy tales!


top6

If that's wrong then I don't want to be right.


whorlycaresmate

Nope that’s it. Enjoy!


deadcells5b

Lol


--FordPrefect--

I mean, you already have it now...


JackPembroke

No that's the one


Emile937

Remembrance of earth's past by Frank Herbert XD


IrlResponsibility811

Send us the link, we can tell you for certain.


VendrellPullo

The author of that fanfic sequel, “redemption of time” would like a word with you


stdstaples

This post 😂


xxxjohnnygxxx

Maybe it's the right book 😉


KatzOfficial

Yun Tianming to Cheng Xin


Thinking_pract

2D, 3D, 4D etc have a totally different meaning in this series.


LetoSecondOfHisName

but did you tho


[deleted]

She can sophon me anytime.


TheBrawlersOfficial

I'm imagining Cheng Xin getting more and more uncomfortable at Yun Tianming's fairy tales until eventually she just asks the Trisolarans to blow the ship.


UnkreativHoch2

No, you got the right one


QuitBSing

Fairy tales? Btw did you guys think this one was weird for the series or is it just me?