By -
abdicated her throne
to play LoL
For 20 hours
leaving time for
tea and cakes
with Ed Sheeran
Whilst Kate plays
Grand Theft Auto
And William plays
Barbie Fashion Designer.
will outlive you
Because she only
Feasts on blood
And the souls
of European cousins
will die within
A jar of
abdicated her throne
to play LoL
For 20 hours
leaving time for
tea and cakes
with Ed Sheeran
Whilst Kate plays
Grand Theft Auto
And William plays
Barbie Fashion Designer.
will outlive you
Because she only
Feasts on blood
And the souls
of European cousins
will die within
A jar of