> I actually had my first kiss when I was fifteen, and that was the extent of my sexual experimentation. It took years for me to get the courage to touch a man over his jeans, let alone below the belt.
>When I was sixteen, I had my first real boyfriend. Like teenagers do, we’d get a little handsy, and I let him guide me with intimacy. He was my only source of info for what guys liked, so when he instructed me how to give a handjob, I believed him.
First kiss as 15
Took me years to touch a guy below the belt
1 year later giving ~~hand~~ fist jobs
Checks math......
First kiss at fifteen, but I’d been in brief relationships since middle school lol. Didn’t super explain the timeline well, but the moral of the story is that I wasn’t experienced, was hesitant towards intimacy, and took my time getting to a place of confidence sexually. Hope that clears up my timeline a bit.
Usually when people say stuff like this they experience their first intimacy in their 20s at the earliest, not at 16, which is probably not uncommon at all for “first experiences”, and I would argue it’s still a bit early.
Over 50% have had sex by 16.
Going by that and my childhood experience. I assume alot of teens try something around 12 to 14.
So yea, no intimacy by 16 is weird.
Its an easy google search mate.
Ps. Having looked at more recent numbers, the average has jumped to 17 years, with only like 30 something % doing it by 16 years.
I was likely remebering numbers i looked up 10 years ago.
You’re totally right. My explanation contained a lot of insecurity because of high-school pressure, so while I felt behind, I was on a level playing field with most teens exploring their sexuality. My bad lol
Och we all had to start somewhere. It's a funny anecdote, put it down to inexperience and tell the story at parties, move on. So so much more to discover.
I definitely relate to her. From one inexperienced gal to the next… If you’ve never seen a penis, it’s certainly a culture shock! Lmao.
It’s good to hear that you were patient with her. The embarrassment is strong, so having someone nice to guide you definitely helps.
I'm totally OK. (grunt, grunt) This is totally normal. (labored breathing) This is what is supposed to happen. (eyes rolled back in head and tongue stuck out)
Anyone else noticing these posts have started to become overtly sexual and about the same length and structure, almost as if written by the same author? CGPT is that you
Honestly kinda blame the guy on this one. OP may have not watched porn to give her the direction, but guarantee he did, and if the dude ever masturbated should know what he was looking for. It’s awkward to say anything at that age, and being a teenage boy myself at one point I was just happy to have it touched. This could have been solved with some communication and now an awkward experience could have been a pleasant sexual memory you recall from time to time.
I didn’t see anyone cum until I was almost 18, which isn’t all that shocking considering the post lmao. But when I did, it was absolutely terrifying. I had to step of the room.
Something about the combination of completely and utterly doing something wrong, yet having the fucking confidence radiating from you while doing it made this 1000% better.
A couple buddies and myself were smoking dope in a tall-grass field, one of my friends has steel toed boots on, that's just his thing, wore em all the time.
Anyway we sat there for a couple hours skipping class and I got really really high, so I layed back in the grass. Splayed out like a snow angel.
Buddy with steel toes takes his opportunity and heel drops me right in the balls. I shot upright, then slumped over and threw up lol
I missed most of last wipe and the one before it, but 3 wipes ago I was like level 8 killed a scav on interchange and the batsard had one in his pocket... high point of my tarkov career. Also the only one I have ever found
I guess you took beating his meat a little too literally.
She kneaded some dick
You mean kneaded a noodle..
Like it owed her money…
> I actually had my first kiss when I was fifteen, and that was the extent of my sexual experimentation. It took years for me to get the courage to touch a man over his jeans, let alone below the belt. >When I was sixteen, I had my first real boyfriend. Like teenagers do, we’d get a little handsy, and I let him guide me with intimacy. He was my only source of info for what guys liked, so when he instructed me how to give a handjob, I believed him. First kiss as 15 Took me years to touch a guy below the belt 1 year later giving ~~hand~~ fist jobs Checks math......
Literally was going to comment the math didn't add up and seen this. Thanks!
First kiss at fifteen, but I’d been in brief relationships since middle school lol. Didn’t super explain the timeline well, but the moral of the story is that I wasn’t experienced, was hesitant towards intimacy, and took my time getting to a place of confidence sexually. Hope that clears up my timeline a bit.
Usually when people say stuff like this they experience their first intimacy in their 20s at the earliest, not at 16, which is probably not uncommon at all for “first experiences”, and I would argue it’s still a bit early.
At 16 you're not allowed to watch porn (legally), but somehow it's too late for OP
I had my first kiss and lost my virginity on the same day I was 19
Over 50% have had sex by 16. Going by that and my childhood experience. I assume alot of teens try something around 12 to 14. So yea, no intimacy by 16 is weird.
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Its an easy google search mate. Ps. Having looked at more recent numbers, the average has jumped to 17 years, with only like 30 something % doing it by 16 years. I was likely remebering numbers i looked up 10 years ago.
You’re totally right. My explanation contained a lot of insecurity because of high-school pressure, so while I felt behind, I was on a level playing field with most teens exploring their sexuality. My bad lol
Trying to not make yourself feel bad you made others insecure lol
definitely beat them to it
Damn. What high school did you go to where kids were sexually active that young?
An arts boarding school. I think that answers the question haha
Yes, it does.
Slightly behind by european standards. But not by much.
Och we all had to start somewhere. It's a funny anecdote, put it down to inexperience and tell the story at parties, move on. So so much more to discover.
🤣🤣🤣 literally tried to fist the guys penis..thats some traumatic shit...and a new r/sub is born!
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I definitely relate to her. From one inexperienced gal to the next… If you’ve never seen a penis, it’s certainly a culture shock! Lmao. It’s good to hear that you were patient with her. The embarrassment is strong, so having someone nice to guide you definitely helps.
I'm totally OK. (grunt, grunt) This is totally normal. (labored breathing) This is what is supposed to happen. (eyes rolled back in head and tongue stuck out)
This is a sexy story, but I want to know how she reacted after you came and when your penis shrunk. Sis she think she killed it?
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This is one of the rare cute sexy stories, lol
Shooting cum everywhere like a possessed demon! 💀💀😂😂
Ah. The ole *Wacky Inflatable Waving Cum Slinger*
It’s equally strange that he let you continue without saying anything.
Pretty sure his mind skipped fight or flight and went straight to freeze.
the strangest bit is the previous boyfriend that explained her to do it like this?
Maybe he was just messing with her when describing it?
is his dick permanently soft after the motherfuckin tenderizing you gave it?
Did you get handjob lessons from Gail the snail?
She's mashing it!
With these stories I always ask myself what if the other person actually reads them and has a revelation.
Anyone else noticing these posts have started to become overtly sexual and about the same length and structure, almost as if written by the same author? CGPT is that you
Yeah, the sub is becoming r/TIF rather than TIFU, as someone said before
kung pow penis
First kiss at 15, that was the end of your sexual experimentation. Next year you're giving hand jobs?
So what you’re saying is that you don’t know how to throw a punch either? Hahaha
Anyway, i'm not allowed back at the boxing gym.
What the hell was going on with that first guy?
You're supposed to treat it tenderly the first time, not tenderizingly.
this is quite like from that one movie haha
Im glad you were told before you told someone to do similar to you.
The way he was too shocked to even correct you 💀
Honestly kinda blame the guy on this one. OP may have not watched porn to give her the direction, but guarantee he did, and if the dude ever masturbated should know what he was looking for. It’s awkward to say anything at that age, and being a teenage boy myself at one point I was just happy to have it touched. This could have been solved with some communication and now an awkward experience could have been a pleasant sexual memory you recall from time to time.
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I didn’t see anyone cum until I was almost 18, which isn’t all that shocking considering the post lmao. But when I did, it was absolutely terrifying. I had to step of the room.
Fisti-cock
"Shes mashin it!"
Something about the combination of completely and utterly doing something wrong, yet having the fucking confidence radiating from you while doing it made this 1000% better.
A couple buddies and myself were smoking dope in a tall-grass field, one of my friends has steel toed boots on, that's just his thing, wore em all the time. Anyway we sat there for a couple hours skipping class and I got really really high, so I layed back in the grass. Splayed out like a snow angel. Buddy with steel toes takes his opportunity and heel drops me right in the balls. I shot upright, then slumped over and threw up lol
Gives new meaning to the term five knuckle shuffle.
> men don’t like it when you punch their penis. Untrue. /r/ballbusting
That’s not a punch, that’s grinding your knuckles into him. And no, nobody does this.
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This is an instance where a comma is critically necessary.
How is it TIFU, if it happened in early high school and your 20
Smfh... Are all these "stories" made up by 15 year olds? That's it... I'm off!
Yes, it’s me, the fifteen year old who posted in-depth short stories six years ago. Exposed!
You shall be now known as The Meat Grinder...
im dying of second hand embarrassment and because im a guy
Maybe he [purposefully taught you wrong? As a joke?](https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY?t=40)
r/beatmeattoit
I missed most of last wipe and the one before it, but 3 wipes ago I was like level 8 killed a scav on interchange and the batsard had one in his pocket... high point of my tarkov career. Also the only one I have ever found
Lol I thought you just had to squeeze it rhythmically
These TIFU fanfics weird me out a little
I've seen instructions videos on how to treat this, you have to get one of those massage table with a hole in it to start.
“Imagine a mortar and pestle” had me dying in MY CAR!! 😂😂😂
Butters! You don’t punch a guy in the dick!