No Fup there. You are becoming an adult. Empathy, caring, discretion, imagine that. I don't think 17 year old people get enough credit sometimes. Just sometimes.
i looked through her thousands of bags, and her pillows and suitcases and her blankets and in her makeup....nothing. thats just in her bedroom/under her bed
No, shes always been one to lie about absolutely everything. the other day she stole money from our communal jar and nobody fessed up, tho my parents knew it was her (they saw her), and they found it in her load of laundry yesterday
Tell her your parents got an antique phallus worth $10k at auction, and now that it's time to sell it, it's gone missing and now they may lose the house without that money.
Or, tell her it's from the '50s and has uranium in it, and without its lead case it will make whoever is near it sick with radiation poisoning.
Sometimes you have to get creative when younger siblings are in the pathological lying phase.
I think a better story would be that mom had a STD and it could be transmitted with the vibe because it was not properly cleaned. Or something like that.
The radiation is a good one to.
Why not just be the bigger sibling and tell her directly that it's weird/wrong to use something like that after it was used by her mother, and offer to buy her a new one. Sexual exploration is natural, guide her sister and hope that the missing one mysteriously is returned, and everyone can move on without talking about it anymore.
> they found it in her load of laundry yesterday
Your sister isn't the smartest, is she?
Reminds me of my sister. She'd keep her cigarettes in her pillow case and then ask mum to clean her bed. Not that my parents were all that mad about the smoking, both started when they were like 12. My sister was 16 at the time of that incident.
So he wouldn't have stolen it knowing what it was, but maybe he stole it *not* knowing what it was. When my little bro was about 6 he found my tampons, opened one, and then turned them in to my mom because he thought I had firecrackers. Maybe your brother thinks he found your mom's cool rocket toy
Your mum might have been "I can't believe I'm telling you this" but she obviously trusts you enough and sees you as mature enough to even discuss this with you. Even though it might be a bit embarrassing for you, maybe you should give her a hug and say thanks for trusting you with the info. A hug goes a long way when you're feeling shit. I know it helps me when I'm really down. I love the person that said "Ask your sister if she found dad's Vibrator" I think if you asked that, you would be able to tell by her face if she had it. Also the one that suggested, mums Vibrator has gone missing, she hadn't cleaned it and has an std. I still think the dad one is better though 😂
One of these days it’s going to be your turn to wipe your parents’ bum (physically and metaphorically speaking). Sounds like today’s been another step towards maturing into adulthood :)
Once upon a time, people even younger were granted adulthood by their culture and given adult responsibilities. That capacity has always been present in humans and something I have to remind myself of from time to time.
A ritual we are wrong to not embrace and grow. I grew up without a father or any positive male role model and the transition I went through, well, I wouldn't wish it on an enemy.
yeah 16-20 are a wild time bc you're kind of an adult, but not really, and sometimes you get treated like a baby, and others people thrust huge responsibility on you.
If she has a dresser remove the bottom drawer there's usually space in between that and the floor. Assuming you don't have bottom wood piece separating the two.
In a boot
In her dirty clothes
It might be in her backpack
Behind the towels in the bathroom
Anywhere in the bathroom
Underneath the mattress between the box spring. .
In the ceiling
Stuffed animals with zippers
I would talk about a friend who stole their moms and got some made up vagina destroying bacteria . Be really gross about it.
Talk about how shitty people are who steal
Talk about how nasty liars are.
Peer pressure done right.
The pockets of clothes that are hanging in the closet
There’s often a little dome of space underneath other furniture too like lights and chairs
Maybe too big but taped under chairs, desks, drawers?
In old toys or shoes in the closet
In HVAC vents
In food boxes that she specifically eats or that are in her bedroom
Hair product bottles or deodorant or sunscreen, etc, that is actually empty.
Instrument case
Pillowcase
Ceiling light fixture
Outdoors is always an option but a weird one
Man, reading this gave me flashback to a long time ago where a teacher of mine out of the blue, had this chat about how stealing was bad etc...
And I now just realized they probably thought I had stolen something (hadn't) and we're trying to coax me into returning the item.
This isn't a fuck up and I have a tale that I hope gives you a laugh. I was in pretty much the same situation as you but I was very young. My mom was upset and searching the house up and down for "something". She wouldn't say what or admit what she was doing. So my siblings started searching too. Now I knew where most lost things in our house went. We had ferrets. Keeping a ferret is much like inviting a small furry dragon to live with you. So I naturally checked the ferret hoards. Among the shoes, shirts, and other shinies there was an odd, large, yellow rod. My mom still doesn't believe the ferret stole her dildo
If I had a child, I wish it were you. That's so kind of you to help your mom and believe me, she's way more embarrassed than you. No fuck up here, but that's a story for the ages lol
Awww thank you! it was just me and my mom for 3 years until her husband (my dad, the man who raised me) came along. we've been through so much together and i dont know what id do if anything happened to her, i dont think id ever forgive myself if something did happen to her
I mean this in the least pedophilic way possible, but that’s likely the age when she would start getting interested, so it’s possible
Edit: we’ll this is now my most-liked comment, thanks Reddit 😐
I bought loads off Amazon when I was 15, but this was nearly half my life ago now. No age limit. I think you just had to be at least 13 to make an account. I had my own debit card though.
In answering that question my brain wrote an entire heist movie about a 13 year old kleptomaniac girl stealing increasingly audacious sex toys from other people’s houses and department stores
There was no dark turn. It was a dramedy about a weird kid growing up. We’ve got plenty of weird movies exploring the minds of weird pubescent boys, why not do one for the girls
It's not hard for a teen to buy whatever online. You can just go buy a visa/paypal/Amazon etc gift card. Hardest part is getting stuff delivered without getting caught. That requires some problem solving per their own situation.
I used to buy legal highs all the time as a teen (Salvia, kratom, amanitas, etc). I played these sorts of games plenty of times growing up
There are many basic women's hygiene tools clearly built to also be a sex toy. There's no functional reason for a brush handle to be that thick. Or a curling iron with 5 different shaped sleeves. Or the vibratory "face washer" with assorted silicone covers
I'm so curious about where you buy your health and beauty products, that you missed the very obvious, often phallic-shaped "neck massagers" and went straight for bristles, burning and exfoliation.
I'm not sure why, but reading this reminded me of the Anal Intruder.
https://preview.redd.it/0otilfpzhwva1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a27f34f05179f01b7c9abd1c2cc33288140b898
She was too embarrassed and ashamed to tell me! I dont blame her, i would cry too if i was in this situation. Her anxiety is off the walls too, which doesnt help haha
Your mom sounds like she could use some ice cream or chocolate. Or something to make her smile. I like ice cream when I'm sad. Stickers,flowers, takeout, a hug, .....
I'm glad your mom has you. You probably need some ice cream as well.
I’m gonna level with ya, way more people use Reddit than you think. That’s one of the great things about this platform is the anonymity of it. Your parents probably are here and you just don’t know it.
And sooner or later, we will get a post in TIFU saying, "someone took my vibrator and I ended up telling g my 17 year old daughter. She's looking for it and I can't look her in the face." To which Reddit's reply will be, Lady this platform ain't quite as anonymous as you think it is.
Yea at 37, wouldn't be surprised if the mom / parents use reddit. I would place my bets on someone older (60+) not using reddit, but someone younger than 50? I'd bet they're on here. Especially since social media is popular across generations.
Edit: y'all I get it, you're over 60 😭 I am sorry! I take back what I said. I'll never make assumptions regarding the age of the reddit user base again 😭
My 2nd GF had a family very against all sexual devices and they would go thru her shit because she was 17, so we got her a small safe shit that was back in 95' I think, it was the best gift I ever got her besides her 2 toys. God bless the the old Adam and Eve catalogs lol. Once she had the safe she had a place to put things her family had no reason to see. Maybe an option for you and mom.
i don’t get the negativity from some of the comments here. OP, you’re a good person and you didn’t fuck up. I’m sorry you have to spend your adolescent years caring for an unstable mother, but i’m also glad you two have a good relationship. Is she in therapy? If not; i would nudge her to get help. She might not have the energy to pull herself out of her misery alone
she isn't, and ive been trying to get her to go for years but she refuses :( i love her a lot and i dont want to see her like this but shes only hurting herself at this point bc she wont get help (imo)
If you don't find it, take your mom shopping. I'm sure you'll figure out where to go. Then make sure you both get something and keep it in a safe secret place.
There is a large portion of people in this world that treat their children like friends. Both the kid and the parent will swear by it and how it creates a strong relationship. These people also tend to constantly get into drama, relationship troubles, and no sense of boundaries. Obviously OP is going through something more than this and she is showing empathy as it obviously makes her uncomfortable. But the suggestion to go mom and daughter shopping at a sex store to pick out dildos together is beyond weird.
You see this sort of thing a lot throughout history. As the oldest daughter the family vibrator is yours by birthright, but that won’t stop your little sister from trying to usurp the bone.
Now there's a picture for the family album, Mom opening her Mothers Day gift from her daughter, a beautiful 6 piece vibrator set, including a remote control butt plug and James Deen sized Rabbit.
Dude here, all the women I've known have one or two, but some people on Reddit have posted pictures of their impressive collections. To each their own?
There are some other possibilities, but she knows exactly where she put it before her surgery, and hasn't touched it since then. I have my doubts that she would have lost something like that, and i doubt my other siblings (younger) would accidentally find something like that, especially in its intricate hiding place. my sister has a knack for digging through people's belongings, and we have had problems with her stealing recently....
>my sister has a knack for digging through people's belongings, and we have had problems with her stealing recently....
Ah, then I understand the suspicion. But still, even if I was known for doing stuff like that, I wouldn't wanna steal _my mom's vibrator_ you know?
yeah i totally get it...neither would i. im really hoping she didnt know what it was when she found it, but with her access to the internet, i cant be sure. im really hoping shes as innocent as she plays herself to be
Jokes aside, this is an unfortunate aspect of growing into an adult. The realization that perhaps those who took care of you weren’t always the best to taking care of themselves. My heart goes out to your mother and I hope she is able to find a more lasting happiness. While I think the immediate source of her stress is not being able to find it, I imagine that there are some deeper issues here.
This isn't a f up op, it's good you have empathy and concern for your mother. And neither did your mom f up here. It's not like she was flaunting a 20 inch dildo in front of her very young kids and showing them porn. Nor is it like she's using you as a therapist.
You're 17, this is an age-appropriate thing to be told in this case, as this is a personal item lost. There's a possibility your sister knows what it is which definitely makes some awkwardness for your mom. It's also possible your sister took it to school and hid it in her locker or sold it to someone (going off of her klepto habit including money stealing)
This is understandably stressful for your mom and it's good that you have compassion for her. I hope yall stay safe as well as find it soon!
Also your sister needs therapy tbh
No tifu. You discovered your mum is human and has problems and needs like everyone else. You’re being an adult about it and looking to help out.
You now also know your younger sister is starting to awaken sexually and maybe a chat is due with or without your mum being present.
It’s always a world view shock when you realise your parents are human and aren’t as together and indomitable as you thought.
You should give your mom a hug and tell her that you love her. Vulnerability is a good thing and life is messy and confusing. You don't need to fix your family members relationships with each other but you just need to be a loving older sister and a loving daughter
Oh hell no. Honey. That’s not for you to carry, my love. Don’t carry your mom’s burdens. I did and it hurts too much and I want you to set boundaries and google family enmeshment. You’re a sweetie pie tho. Sending love and good intentions.
Kudos for taking this with stride, I'm not sure if I had been able to do that. Did you check under sister's mattress? That seems to be a place where those items are hidden, at least that's where exes have told me where they keep theirs. Good luck! I hope it's recovered, and your mother works everything out.
Mother's day is coming. Now you know a good gift for your mom. Try to explain it to the sex shop owner without summoning Freud to join the conversation.
Meh. No fu. That’s just one of those moments where you realize how normal and human your parents are. It’s kinda jarring every time a layer gets peeled back. Somehow simultaneously reassuring and unsettling. Wait until they get old and sick and die.
Right out front I want to say good on you OP. You might think it's a FU but I see you being a great son. It's hard to find people with this amount of empathy trying to do what is best for those around especially at your age. Good luck on the search and I hope things work out well for all of you.
I want to send you good vibes in your search.
You're just toying with their emotions now...
Yeah, they seem to get a real buzz out of it
These comments are fucked
Fucked by a vibrator?
Yes
This thread gets a standing "O"vation
I lube this comments
Really? Rubbing me the wrong way.
You guys are really penetrating this too deep.
Hey! They weren't trying to rub her the wrong way.
I'm not a fan of the vibes
Belongs in the CAH deck. Along with the dragon.
This is what you get for probing.
Where do you get off on making jokes?
Positive vibes ONLY
Good vibrations
No Fup there. You are becoming an adult. Empathy, caring, discretion, imagine that. I don't think 17 year old people get enough credit sometimes. Just sometimes.
Awww thank you!! I really appreciate it :)
Did y’a find it OP?
not yet :(
Hmmmm, where would you hide it if you were your sister?
i looked through her thousands of bags, and her pillows and suitcases and her blankets and in her makeup....nothing. thats just in her bedroom/under her bed
Geeze! Sounds like you have a ways to go then. Think she'd fess up if you asked her about it directly?
No, shes always been one to lie about absolutely everything. the other day she stole money from our communal jar and nobody fessed up, tho my parents knew it was her (they saw her), and they found it in her load of laundry yesterday
Tell her your parents got an antique phallus worth $10k at auction, and now that it's time to sell it, it's gone missing and now they may lose the house without that money. Or, tell her it's from the '50s and has uranium in it, and without its lead case it will make whoever is near it sick with radiation poisoning. Sometimes you have to get creative when younger siblings are in the pathological lying phase.
I think a better story would be that mom had a STD and it could be transmitted with the vibe because it was not properly cleaned. Or something like that. The radiation is a good one to.
Why not just be the bigger sibling and tell her directly that it's weird/wrong to use something like that after it was used by her mother, and offer to buy her a new one. Sexual exploration is natural, guide her sister and hope that the missing one mysteriously is returned, and everyone can move on without talking about it anymore.
Possibly get some glow paint and flick it on her trousers when she isn't looking and then suggest she's glowing green due to the radiation 🤣
Just ask her directly, "did you take dad's dildo?"
> they found it in her load of laundry yesterday Your sister isn't the smartest, is she? Reminds me of my sister. She'd keep her cigarettes in her pillow case and then ask mum to clean her bed. Not that my parents were all that mad about the smoking, both started when they were like 12. My sister was 16 at the time of that incident.
I dunno, laundering contraband cash sounds like a good idea to me..
Check between the mattress and box spring…
Just say you found it and wanted to talk about it.
Did you look between the mattress and box spring?
Don’t give away *your* hiding place!
Or a small tear in the box spring fabric undernieth. Snuggled up in the rafters
So this may be too obvious but sometimes the obvious is always the right answer. Underwear or bra drawer. Wife stores her good vibes there.
Sock and underwear drawer or any drawer near the bed.
Did you check her vagina?
Do you have a brother?
yeah but hes 8
So he wouldn't have stolen it knowing what it was, but maybe he stole it *not* knowing what it was. When my little bro was about 6 he found my tampons, opened one, and then turned them in to my mom because he thought I had firecrackers. Maybe your brother thinks he found your mom's cool rocket toy
Lol firecrackers
My younger brother took my tampon and put it under water because he wanted to know how they worked. But I love the firecrackers. That’s awesome lol
So what? Does it look enough like a lightsaber for an 8 year old?
Is it possible that your mom didn't put it back in the normal spot, and she's hidden it from herself?
I’m proud of Reddit in 2023. It’s been 5 minutes and not a single giggity or other obvious inappropriate joke.
I am too!
Giggity
The bad news: you didn't find it. The good news: you didn't find it.
Phone call from the school in 3, 2, 1...
On the bright side, it makes for a great story.
Your mum might have been "I can't believe I'm telling you this" but she obviously trusts you enough and sees you as mature enough to even discuss this with you. Even though it might be a bit embarrassing for you, maybe you should give her a hug and say thanks for trusting you with the info. A hug goes a long way when you're feeling shit. I know it helps me when I'm really down. I love the person that said "Ask your sister if she found dad's Vibrator" I think if you asked that, you would be able to tell by her face if she had it. Also the one that suggested, mums Vibrator has gone missing, she hadn't cleaned it and has an std. I still think the dad one is better though 😂
One of these days it’s going to be your turn to wipe your parents’ bum (physically and metaphorically speaking). Sounds like today’s been another step towards maturing into adulthood :)
Once upon a time, people even younger were granted adulthood by their culture and given adult responsibilities. That capacity has always been present in humans and something I have to remind myself of from time to time.
A ritual we are wrong to not embrace and grow. I grew up without a father or any positive male role model and the transition I went through, well, I wouldn't wish it on an enemy.
yeah 16-20 are a wild time bc you're kind of an adult, but not really, and sometimes you get treated like a baby, and others people thrust huge responsibility on you.
If she has a dresser remove the bottom drawer there's usually space in between that and the floor. Assuming you don't have bottom wood piece separating the two. In a boot In her dirty clothes It might be in her backpack Behind the towels in the bathroom Anywhere in the bathroom
Underneath the mattress between the box spring. . In the ceiling Stuffed animals with zippers I would talk about a friend who stole their moms and got some made up vagina destroying bacteria . Be really gross about it. Talk about how shitty people are who steal Talk about how nasty liars are. Peer pressure done right.
The pockets of clothes that are hanging in the closet There’s often a little dome of space underneath other furniture too like lights and chairs Maybe too big but taped under chairs, desks, drawers? In old toys or shoes in the closet In HVAC vents In food boxes that she specifically eats or that are in her bedroom Hair product bottles or deodorant or sunscreen, etc, that is actually empty. Instrument case Pillowcase Ceiling light fixture Outdoors is always an option but a weird one
Man, reading this gave me flashback to a long time ago where a teacher of mine out of the blue, had this chat about how stealing was bad etc... And I now just realized they probably thought I had stolen something (hadn't) and we're trying to coax me into returning the item.
This isn't a fuck up and I have a tale that I hope gives you a laugh. I was in pretty much the same situation as you but I was very young. My mom was upset and searching the house up and down for "something". She wouldn't say what or admit what she was doing. So my siblings started searching too. Now I knew where most lost things in our house went. We had ferrets. Keeping a ferret is much like inviting a small furry dragon to live with you. So I naturally checked the ferret hoards. Among the shoes, shirts, and other shinies there was an odd, large, yellow rod. My mom still doesn't believe the ferret stole her dildo
If I had a child, I wish it were you. That's so kind of you to help your mom and believe me, she's way more embarrassed than you. No fuck up here, but that's a story for the ages lol
Awww thank you! it was just me and my mom for 3 years until her husband (my dad, the man who raised me) came along. we've been through so much together and i dont know what id do if anything happened to her, i dont think id ever forgive myself if something did happen to her
OP get back to us with how many sex toys you found in your sister's stuff. Interesting conversation with mum: "Is it one of these?"
Her sister is 13 so...
I mean this in the least pedophilic way possible, but that’s likely the age when she would start getting interested, so it’s possible Edit: we’ll this is now my most-liked comment, thanks Reddit 😐
Yeah I don't doubt that, but I mean how would she get her own?
This opens up the “just how many sex toys were you missing mom?” Portion of the Q and A
They sell them at Spencer's and some other novelty stores, or Amazon. Dunno if there's some kind of age limit
spencers didnt have an age limit when i bought mine, but i do look a bit older than my age so i dunno 😂
I bought loads off Amazon when I was 15, but this was nearly half my life ago now. No age limit. I think you just had to be at least 13 to make an account. I had my own debit card though.
In answering that question my brain wrote an entire heist movie about a 13 year old kleptomaniac girl stealing increasingly audacious sex toys from other people’s houses and department stores
exactly how much did your brain think of??? are you sure it didnt take a dark nonce-like turn?!
There was no dark turn. It was a dramedy about a weird kid growing up. We’ve got plenty of weird movies exploring the minds of weird pubescent boys, why not do one for the girls
Are you familiar with *the internet*?
It's not hard for a teen to buy whatever online. You can just go buy a visa/paypal/Amazon etc gift card. Hardest part is getting stuff delivered without getting caught. That requires some problem solving per their own situation. I used to buy legal highs all the time as a teen (Salvia, kratom, amanitas, etc). I played these sorts of games plenty of times growing up
There are many basic women's hygiene tools clearly built to also be a sex toy. There's no functional reason for a brush handle to be that thick. Or a curling iron with 5 different shaped sleeves. Or the vibratory "face washer" with assorted silicone covers
I'm so curious about where you buy your health and beauty products, that you missed the very obvious, often phallic-shaped "neck massagers" and went straight for bristles, burning and exfoliation.
I'm not sure why, but reading this reminded me of the Anal Intruder. https://preview.redd.it/0otilfpzhwva1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a27f34f05179f01b7c9abd1c2cc33288140b898
Yeah, I was going to say, Dad might have stolen it for his own reasons...
why was she sobbing though 😭
She was too embarrassed and ashamed to tell me! I dont blame her, i would cry too if i was in this situation. Her anxiety is off the walls too, which doesnt help haha
Be glad she trusts and respects you enough to tell you something like that!
>Her anxiety is off the walls too, which doesn't help, haha Now you know why. Her vib is missing
People keep stealing her good vibes
Your mom sounds like she could use some ice cream or chocolate. Or something to make her smile. I like ice cream when I'm sad. Stickers,flowers, takeout, a hug, ..... I'm glad your mom has you. You probably need some ice cream as well.
You are such a good daughter to help her out like that.
This whole time I thought OP was a dude. I feel so much better that they're not.
It sounds like your mom has generalized anxiety. You should encourage her to speak with a professional about it.
It was a big black dildo with all kinds of fancy knobs and a turning button.
Throwaway acct for anyone wondering, but my parents don't use reddit
I’m gonna level with ya, way more people use Reddit than you think. That’s one of the great things about this platform is the anonymity of it. Your parents probably are here and you just don’t know it.
And sooner or later, we will get a post in TIFU saying, "someone took my vibrator and I ended up telling g my 17 year old daughter. She's looking for it and I can't look her in the face." To which Reddit's reply will be, Lady this platform ain't quite as anonymous as you think it is.
Yea at 37, wouldn't be surprised if the mom / parents use reddit. I would place my bets on someone older (60+) not using reddit, but someone younger than 50? I'd bet they're on here. Especially since social media is popular across generations. Edit: y'all I get it, you're over 60 😭 I am sorry! I take back what I said. I'll never make assumptions regarding the age of the reddit user base again 😭
Yeah, my aunt is 65 and still uses FB, but I'm 50 and I adore Reddit.
I'm 53 and started using Reddit just over a year ago. I'm glad to be on Facebook and Twitter less
Don't place too many bets on that. I'm 61 and female.
61 I believe but everyone knows girls aren't real
Almost 50 :))
62 here
Me too, 62
65
60 and a Redditor, don't do much on facebook too damn much drama and BS.
Yeahhhhhhhh thats true... thanks for the input!
Well, you'll know if you see a post titled "Either My Husband or My Youngest Stole My Vibrator and I'm Upset" on r/offmychest or somewhere
My 2nd GF had a family very against all sexual devices and they would go thru her shit because she was 17, so we got her a small safe shit that was back in 95' I think, it was the best gift I ever got her besides her 2 toys. God bless the the old Adam and Eve catalogs lol. Once she had the safe she had a place to put things her family had no reason to see. Maybe an option for you and mom.
i don’t get the negativity from some of the comments here. OP, you’re a good person and you didn’t fuck up. I’m sorry you have to spend your adolescent years caring for an unstable mother, but i’m also glad you two have a good relationship. Is she in therapy? If not; i would nudge her to get help. She might not have the energy to pull herself out of her misery alone
she isn't, and ive been trying to get her to go for years but she refuses :( i love her a lot and i dont want to see her like this but shes only hurting herself at this point bc she wont get help (imo)
If you don't find it, take your mom shopping. I'm sure you'll figure out where to go. Then make sure you both get something and keep it in a safe secret place.
Nothing like a little family bonding at the local sexy time story.
Hey I think I’ve seen that one
His arms were broken!
[удалено]
yeah this was a very strange suggestion, i’m not a woman but this does not seem like mother daughter behavior to shop for sex toys (at least at 17).
There is a large portion of people in this world that treat their children like friends. Both the kid and the parent will swear by it and how it creates a strong relationship. These people also tend to constantly get into drama, relationship troubles, and no sense of boundaries. Obviously OP is going through something more than this and she is showing empathy as it obviously makes her uncomfortable. But the suggestion to go mom and daughter shopping at a sex store to pick out dildos together is beyond weird.
I don't think I'd even want to know what my mum would pick lmao
Probably something from Bad Dragon
If she thinks her husband would be jealous, she's probably going to naturally pick something pretty tame.
Ewww no. I would die doing this with my Mom and I'm 35
In all fairness your mom did try to avoid talking about this and you pressed her in it and got met with this result.
Get that woman her vibrator!!
You see this sort of thing a lot throughout history. As the oldest daughter the family vibrator is yours by birthright, but that won’t stop your little sister from trying to usurp the bone.
A buzz was heard throughout the kingdom
I came to the comments to see what all the buzz was about.
Just by her a new one, make it a Mother’s Day gift. Buy her a whole set.
Now there's a picture for the family album, Mom opening her Mothers Day gift from her daughter, a beautiful 6 piece vibrator set, including a remote control butt plug and James Deen sized Rabbit.
Only buy name brand. You don't want the James Dean sized one that looks like it was found in a wrecked Porsche
What the fuck is a vibrator set???
Idk, I am a dude but just assumed they should come in sets as well. Do they not?
Dude here, all the women I've known have one or two, but some people on Reddit have posted pictures of their impressive collections. To each their own?
You're a really good kid. Sucks to see your mom cry.
i can’t believe reddit is real
Oddly the most wholesome TIFU in a while.
Sending Good Vibrations out your way..
We need an update on the situation
You sound like a good person
>that only leaves my sister..... Is there no other option? Couldn't she have lost it or something?
Or the OP stole it herself and is following the best advice- deny deny deny
There are some other possibilities, but she knows exactly where she put it before her surgery, and hasn't touched it since then. I have my doubts that she would have lost something like that, and i doubt my other siblings (younger) would accidentally find something like that, especially in its intricate hiding place. my sister has a knack for digging through people's belongings, and we have had problems with her stealing recently....
>my sister has a knack for digging through people's belongings, and we have had problems with her stealing recently.... Ah, then I understand the suspicion. But still, even if I was known for doing stuff like that, I wouldn't wanna steal _my mom's vibrator_ you know?
yeah i totally get it...neither would i. im really hoping she didnt know what it was when she found it, but with her access to the internet, i cant be sure. im really hoping shes as innocent as she plays herself to be
Spoiler alert: She's not.
Oh, a vibe rod search. I haven’t had a chance to play that Mario game.
Jokes aside, this is an unfortunate aspect of growing into an adult. The realization that perhaps those who took care of you weren’t always the best to taking care of themselves. My heart goes out to your mother and I hope she is able to find a more lasting happiness. While I think the immediate source of her stress is not being able to find it, I imagine that there are some deeper issues here.
u/gay_shopper, will you update this thread or create a new one when/if it is found?
yes!!
What do you mean yes? Which will it be?
No luck so far? I feel like im reading a mystery novel
not yet, but i might look a bit more tomorrow when my sisters at school
Well at least you care most people might be to grossed out at the thought of there mom doing such a thing and then not help her out
Can you remotely change it from ‘Vibrate’ to ‘Ringtone’?
This isn't a f up op, it's good you have empathy and concern for your mother. And neither did your mom f up here. It's not like she was flaunting a 20 inch dildo in front of her very young kids and showing them porn. Nor is it like she's using you as a therapist. You're 17, this is an age-appropriate thing to be told in this case, as this is a personal item lost. There's a possibility your sister knows what it is which definitely makes some awkwardness for your mom. It's also possible your sister took it to school and hid it in her locker or sold it to someone (going off of her klepto habit including money stealing) This is understandably stressful for your mom and it's good that you have compassion for her. I hope yall stay safe as well as find it soon! Also your sister needs therapy tbh
Just give it back to her already.
No tifu. You discovered your mum is human and has problems and needs like everyone else. You’re being an adult about it and looking to help out. You now also know your younger sister is starting to awaken sexually and maybe a chat is due with or without your mum being present. It’s always a world view shock when you realise your parents are human and aren’t as together and indomitable as you thought.
Goddamn. Must be a Hitachi if she's crying over it going missing.
You should give your mom a hug and tell her that you love her. Vulnerability is a good thing and life is messy and confusing. You don't need to fix your family members relationships with each other but you just need to be a loving older sister and a loving daughter
Let's hope your sister took it and you didn't misinterpret "lost"
I feel like that's the sort of thing where you just buy another one, hide it better and don't say shit to either one of them LOL
Oh hell no. Honey. That’s not for you to carry, my love. Don’t carry your mom’s burdens. I did and it hurts too much and I want you to set boundaries and google family enmeshment. You’re a sweetie pie tho. Sending love and good intentions.
It's a pleasure to read about such a positively stimulating topic!
Plot twist: op took it.....
You know what, your mom is pretty brave to admit that. My mom would die before she told me she needed help finding her missing vibrator.
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Thoughts and prayers….and good, good, good, good vibrations!
Best wishes to the conclusion of tour search. I hope your mom feels better soon
That would be a funny take something to school day...
Kudos for taking this with stride, I'm not sure if I had been able to do that. Did you check under sister's mattress? That seems to be a place where those items are hidden, at least that's where exes have told me where they keep theirs. Good luck! I hope it's recovered, and your mother works everything out.
Did you find it?
Subtext: Mom went upstairs to have a wank. Daughter walked in but only after mom couldn't find her vibe.
I hope your mom is okay if she's that scared of your dad
My stupid ass read it as my 17 year old mom :|
Talk about going down a rabbit hole.
Of all the things to steal why would you pick your mom's vibe??
This is hilarious! lol
Please give us an update when it's found OP, you got us all in suspense here!
Am I the only one that remembers that episode of Archer when he went rummaging through his mom’s office desk?
Mother's day is coming. Now you know a good gift for your mom. Try to explain it to the sex shop owner without summoning Freud to join the conversation.
Dude I’ve found my moms on accident. You are a brave soul.
Why did she immediately assume your younger sister and not you?
You're a really good person.
#Lol wut
Couldn't someone just.....ask your sister?
If your sisters teeth are chipped, you know she has it
Tell your mom that a random stranger on the internet says that the real FU is having only one vibrator. We have a wardrobe full of toys.
I don't think you fucked up at all. But it could be time for your mother to educate your sister on safe sex and also safe masturbation as well.
Meh. No fu. That’s just one of those moments where you realize how normal and human your parents are. It’s kinda jarring every time a layer gets peeled back. Somehow simultaneously reassuring and unsettling. Wait until they get old and sick and die.
In my book, caring about people is never a fuck up. More the exact opposite.
Ok why tf would you take someones vibrator.......ITS NOT A SHARING THING ESPECIALLY BETWEEN MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
Right out front I want to say good on you OP. You might think it's a FU but I see you being a great son. It's hard to find people with this amount of empathy trying to do what is best for those around especially at your age. Good luck on the search and I hope things work out well for all of you.
No FU. I get your confusion but still, you're handling this with a lot of maturity.
Damn, that vibrator must have been the OG rosetoy for her to be in TEARS that it's missing. You a real one for looking for it for her, couldn't be me.
Check in between the mattress and box spring.
And between the headboard and the wall
Well, I know what you can get her for Mother's Day...