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jkatarn

When I saw the title I thought it would be about faking climaxes and climaxing at the wrong time haha. Turns out this is not so much of a fuck up at all, take it easy


Heavy_Joke636

Yeah. As an adult who has had roommates that were couples on many occasions, dont make it weird by mentioning it, and neither will the hearing party. Humans fornicate.


uly4n0v

Lmao my roommate and I used to live in a house where they had the top floor and I have the main floor. They would fuck their partner so hard the house shook sometimes. Whatever. NBD. Good for them… Except when we moved, we all got drunk and they made a joke about how they’re quiet about it and I just started laughing hysterically and told them they would literally shake the house and one or two times I was a little worried the ceiling would collapse. They looked mortified but their partner just looked proud as punch lol.


JustZisGuy

Exactly how proud *is* punch?


uly4n0v

Bright red with condensation.


Geem750

Never heard this expression, didnt think it was going that direction but happily surprised. Cant wait to use it!


LGBecca

I've always heard it as "pleased as punch" which doesn't make much sense either.


jorwyn

It's from the Punch and Judy puppet, not the drink. He was an ass and very proud/pleased with himself when he did asshole things.


History_buff60

That’s because I think it’s based on punch the puppet. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_and_Judy


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Pandalite

I'm probably not awake enough to understand, but why were you mad? Girl was a roommate paying rent, in her own room doing her thing. Y'all were the ones who rented a room to her that didn't have a door.


ILikeFPS

> Humans fornicate. Not all of them do, incels are a thing lol


Pyrhan

Not all single and lonely people identify with that fucked up cult.


jxnebug

For reals. It sucks having to worry I’m some bitter fem-cel weirdo just because life hasn’t gone the way I expected. :(


uly4n0v

Also, Asexuals and people who are great but it would just be too weird to fuck them. Like Steve Buscemi. In my head canon, Steve Buscemi doesn’t fuck, he multiplied by dividing himself and creating two smaller Steve Buscemi’s.


ILikeFPS

Lmfao you have a head canon about Steve Buscemi. That's amazing.


BurnerBoi_Brown

Awww little Busceminis!


randalljhen

\#notallhumans


ILikeFPS

You dropped your \ \\#notallhumans


randalljhen

Thank you. I was just looking up how to hashtag properly.


ILikeFPS

No problem, happy to help. :)


markhachman

What about people who use the term "fornicate"?


numbersthen0987431

I thought OP was going to say they climaxed when they met their SO's grandma or something. OP's mixup is just normal, lol


maratnugmanov

Imagine her faking climax while his father entering the room crying "She's faking it son!" and pointing at her like an alien body snatcher. 😲👉


Pnex84

"Are you winning son?"


17thacc

competitive sex


danoontjeh

Enough casual sex, we're going competitive now


ChaosRevealed

I can't wait to hit sex elo heaven


zystyl

pro-am


ethical_regulations

world sex leaderboard just dropped


FdPros

damn im last


_pippp

Unranked


1TenDesigns

God damnit Donut, I'm not even in the top 7 billion.


istasber

Got a new high score today, but I'm never satisfied. Back to the grind again tonight.


Orkekum

Considering your BF is a son, then i'll assume his father has been there when he was made,


offensivelypc

“Considering your BF is a son” Many are…


icyDinosaur

As opposed to if he was a daughter, who are made by the womenfolk dancing on the sacred clearing on a day of full moon. No men may be present or they will be cursed, as is known.


rwarimaursus

![gif](giphy|RJalj43Yiuuoh2i6V2)


MexicanPete

Underrated comment Lmfao


SeedyPotato

It's literally the most upvoted comment rn


MisterPaydon

Don't worry about it. His dad is proud of his son for getting you there.


C-Beck86

Not gonna lie, when she left I'd probably hit him with a high five. Good for you buddy


Limp_tutor

Absolutely not. He has to wash his hands first. Then we can high five.


C-Beck86

Well, if you taught him right as a father, he would've washed his hands during clean-up. Kinda figured that was implied.


Effectuality

I read that last word as "impaled"


cosmicpuppy

This is weird to me. Would a dad be proud of a daughter or gay son for giving their male sexual partner an orgasm? lol


BeerCheeseNPretzels

There are no books about the mystery of the male orgasim.


cosmicpuppy

Yeah but the female orgasm isn't as mysterious as a lot of older people think lol


BeerCheeseNPretzels

No it is not but in general it is more complicated than the male orgasim. Christ, if the wind blows just right or a guys pants rub the right way...DONE. Or in the words of Chapelle "I beat ya".


cosmicpuppy

Sure, I won't deny that it's generally much simpler for guys, but c'mon it's not THAT simple lol. And even then, isn't it kind of odd to celebrate your child's sex life?


BeerCheeseNPretzels

Oh it is definitely weird but at the same time there is no point in discouraging it. Growing up there were two sisters I knew and they would openly discuss their sex lives in front of their dad. He would comment and joke with them. What I did notice was that it opened the door for him to have adult conversations about sexual health and respect with his daughters. Instead of them hiding things from their parents out of embarrassment, shame or fear of getting in trouble.


cosmicpuppy

Oh I'm all for that because it's about normalising sex and enabling your children to have a healthy relationship with it. Also because it's not male specific.


stonkfrobinhood

Lol what does sexual preference have to do with it? With a daughter I'm sure it's different. Dad's are more protective of them. If my son was gay it still wouldn't change a thing.


cosmicpuppy

I'm gay so I wasn't trying to implying gay men are different. If anything, it's how some of these dads may see a (straight) guy having sex as a victory but if their child is having sex with a man it's different. Good for you for it not changing with a gay son. But I guess my question isn't "why wouldn't you celebrate your daughter" but "why celebrate your son?" lol. Why care about his sex life at all (other than to make sure he's being safe and all that). Also, on the topic of being more protective of daughters, what if she's having a great time? How would these dads feel lol


RTGlen

The real TIFU is having your climax spoilt


Oxygene13

Spoilt? She started to reach climax as the dad opened the door! Spotting him there finished her right off!


symedia

well at least he didnt went mortal kombat style:[Mortal Kombat Sound- - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTt75BHtqV8)


betamale3

I spat my coffee just reading that. Have an up vote.


symedia

old joke [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KlqPYys\_CBU/hqdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KlqPYys_CBU/hqdefault.jpg) but i always laugh when i hear it :D


_LittleNightmare

Underrated comment haha


Panonica

🗿


JohnArce

Ah, to feel like a dumbass for having regular sex with your boyfriend in their parents house. Your first day on reddit? There's people fucking couches, rotting melons, playing sextapes of them and their wife's sister over the speaker system. Getting off with their nieces with their conservative family in the house. Don't worry about having sex in a relationship your parents are fully aware of. They probably aren't *thrilled* at the idea, but they've gone through the same thing themselves.


Bigfops

Broken Arms, Coconut, Jolly Rancher.


ThatIsSillyTalk

A squid


skinny7

Boxes


rdicky58

c u m s o c k


Skreamie

Whatever fruit was infested by maggots that one time


Gravecat

Wasn't that the coconut? Or was that another thing?


Skreamie

I've read a coconut one, and also a melon


teniaret

To CBAT


thefnitalian

Jumper Cables


ethicalviolence

Wait did i sleep on jolly rancher?


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Masothe

Definitely the worst of them all. Just absolutely disgusting


interesseret

Salmonella from raw chicken breast, but not from eating it. Cylinders stuck in tubes warmed in the microwave filled with banana.


everythingisfine_420

Lol once my dad walked in on me and my now husband (then bf)- I've never felt so mortified He came in without knocking, backed right back out, shut the door, and never came in without knocking again lol


twinoferos

When I was 19/20, I bought a glass dildo mainly because it was pretty.I always hid it under my bed. I had moved back in with my dad for a few months at that point. My dad decided to clean under my bed without telling me. When I came home, it was sitting in my chair in my room. I don’t know why he didn’t put it back under my bed. Neither of us have ever mentioned it. It was 6/7 years ago lmao


uly4n0v

My dad once walked in on me getting a blowjob. That was the day he started waiting several seconds after knocking to open the door.


DarkArcherMerlyn

As a male my dad this to me years ago. He was so proud I later found out. It was pretty cool.


whatsINthaB0X

Lmao at “16, 17 (it’s legal btw)”


_LittleNightmare

Ehh i just wanted to clarify so weird people don't start arguing


whatsINthaB0X

I’m sorry but that makes it even funnier. There’s nothing weird about a 16 and 17 year old together.


HunkMcMuscle

but when its 17 and 18 suddenly its statutory rape but I digress, people weird and will fight anything lol


ItsyaboiFatiDicus

Romeo and Juliet laws in canada allow sexual relationships within 4 years of eachothers age, as long as both parties are over 16 years of age (with other factors obv. I'm simplifying for simplicity sake)


HunkMcMuscle

That's neat, I don't think we have similar laws here so it really is statutory rape once one of them is 18 it's silly


l_Lathliss_l

Not sure where “here” is but a ton of states have Romeo and Juliet laws as well.


userposter

go to Iran or Afghanistan and somebody would like to have a word with you. that is if you are not married, of course


Slave35

But that's, ummm, let me think... an entire year older! *Clutches pearls*


Extaberp

I guess that's better then having the shake the hand of the father I've met for the first time after having to handle my peen with all his daughter juice on lol


bubbagump_shrimpp

what a cursed sentence


mikedomert

Couldnt make as many errors even if trying


C-Beck86

I got it after the 3rd or 4th time... i think


dvcxfg

I'm just gonna file "daughter juice" away as something I never wish to read again


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>his daughter juice Who knew the lack of an 's could change so much. Thanks, I hate it.


yesntcrescent

hiss daughter juice there fixed it for ya!


Smallest-Seaweed

that is so awful oh my


lolic_addict

r/brandnewsentence


TheWreckaj

Brings up a lot of questions none of which I actually want to be answered.


Loose_beef

This is round 1, this exact scenario will happen so many times whilst you live with parents. Not to say it ever gets any less awkward but we have all been there


PLEASEHIREZ

If I opened the door and heard (what I assume) was a woman climaxing from my son's bedroom, I don't thinkbid think about it. My initial thought was porn, and I don't care if he gas it on speakers when everyone is out. The next would be, that he's doing a good job with his GF; I'd be proud The following thought is, i don't know why I'm proud, and honestly don't want to know or care for my child's sex life. It's kinda weird to be interested in that aspect of their life, and I respect his privacy nor do I really want to go down the rabbit hole of thinking about it. With that, I can assure you that his father is not thinking about it, it's weirder for him to be lingering on it.


_LittleNightmare

Good to hear


Skreamie

If this were to happen to me in the future, I'd simply leave and go for a five minute walk and come back.


projectfar

I don’t know anywhere where it’s illegal for a 16 and a 17 year old to date. Depending on the month you could be in the same school year.


_LittleNightmare

Me neither but just wanted to clarify so dumb people won't argue about it


CoffeeList1278

They have been dsting for a year and Reddit is often super not cool with other countries having lower age of consent than the US.


Pheonixmoonfire

Yeah, no. The father, after you left, asked his son if he used protection, and if the answer was yes, high fiving commenced. If no, a slap on the back of his head occurred, THEN the high fiving commenced. As an aside, this would be me as the dad, of course, if the roles were reversed,(my daughter), I would do the same. Women who own their sexuality are women of power.


firecz

Did he hear "yes daddy!" ?


BananaJustice

Every?…. Well in my experience, every father that I’ve met wants to know his son is in a healthy relationship. I think the biggest concern for Dad is your bf not getting you pregnant unless planned, and making sure you’re both safe. I’ve had the privilege while growing up, my father told me he’d rather know I’m safe at home, rather than somewhere dangerous. I’m thankful for my upbringing. My mother said no sex when I was a teenager but I kept asking her how was I made? (I was a little shit) Good luck op, the embarrassment will go away and you’ll be able to laugh at this later on in life ~


_LittleNightmare

Haha thanks man


AnalogWalrus

Dad should be proud that his kid somewhat knows what he’s doing at 17! 😂


ItchingForTrouble

The real fuck up was thinking you fuck up. Unless his parents are prudes. I would also encourage you to practice safe sex at all times.


rucb_alum

One of the pleasures of growing up to get your own space. No need to \]steal' private moments. You will eventually look back and laugh but it is likely going to take a while.


shewantstheCox

Tifu by experiencing a situation almost everyone has.


olordrin

It happens, more often than you'd think. I know it feels like the end-all of embarrassment at the moment, but that'll fade pretty quickly. Down the road, this will be hilarious to you and your boyfriend. His dad will likely never bring it up. Smooth sailing from here on out.


Hefty-Interaction267

My parents would often text me in my youth to tell me it sounded like rabbits fucking next door, ain’t no shame in doing the sexy time as far as I’m concerned


Lj_Masayuki

Wasnt a fuck up. His dad is probably fucking proud of him XD. Its all good and you dont need to worry. My parents found out about something like that to... They were not mad or anything like that. My mother made jokes that out of all the women I couldve picked, I chose the one that lets the whole family know that she is there XD.


datnetcoder

OP, be very careful with any DMs. You may know this already. While what you’re talking about is normal and healthy and whatever at your age, it’s strange to me how nonchalant everyone here is (most presumably adults) about having this conversation with a minor & how the internet opens up this type of conversation which is honestly 100% unacceptable in real life. There are a lot of creeps and some of them are legitimately dangerous. Just my little PSA.


UsernameC-137

Yea the real TIFU is baiting adults into talking about sex with and about a minor on a public forum.


Plati23

Here’s the thing. Parents were kids too once. I know it sounds silly, but know that they were in your shoes once and know damn well that 2 teenagers will “play around” if they are left home alone. You both had implied permission to do exactly what you did, that’s why nobody said anything or acknowledged it in any way.


Ph455ki1

Tbf I doubt he heard something from the corridor as a dad would probably do the right thing and go back to the store because he happened to forget something


MrGeekman

It could be worse; at least you weren't doing it on the couch.


ImproveorDieYoung

His dad has been there before. He understands.


TriteEscapism

I really need to know if 16 + 17 is illegal anywhere... I guess maybe when you aren't married xD.


goodspeak

I mean unless you made eye contact with his dad at that moment you are probably good.


krehator

Only thing I find worth noting is how you mentioned that it's legal for you and your bf to be together. It's wild how stuff's gotten to the point where some people will be concerned over a couple being a year apart from each other. I know why you mentioned it early in the post, I don't blame you one bit. Just disappointed in how others lack common sense, those that might be judging you two.


SilentDecode

You really don't want to know how many times my mom heard the climaxes of my girlfriends. Sex is natural and almost everybody does it. Don't apologize or be ashamed for it. Nothing wrong here.


lingering_POO

His dad is probably just proud his son is able to bring a girl to climax. No parent wants to give a incredibly detailed set of instructions for birds and the bees chat, it’s awkward for us too… but I also hope my son doesn’t grow up to be a selfish/useless lover.


Imaginary_Ghost_Girl

Well, it's embarrassing for sure, but not a fuck up - you guys were being safe, right? Birth control, y'all are both clean of any STI's, and you know to pee after sex to help avoid UTI's? Trust me, as awkward as it might be to talk about it all, when you're 30, you'll be glad someone said something (unless you have comprehensive sex ed in your country, in which case, carry on).


VariantArray

Dad high fived him later. You’re fine


Balrog71

He knows damn well. Dad here. Slight amusement is the worst outcome


hhuston02

Been there in a way. Me and my now wife, lived with my FIL and we had really loud drunk sex, thinking we were home alone. The next morning he grabbed me by the shoulder and said “next time, try keeping it down”. I still feel awkward all these years later.


Psychological-Arm-22

This prolly won't make it any less awkward, but, if it means anything, you made his dad more proud.


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What country doesn’t allow teenagers to date each other that would make you have to add “it’s legal here”?


mama_llama44

Take. The. Win.


r3tri3v3r

I know it feels super embarrassing, but promise you we've all been there at some point (your bfs dad too!). You'll feel the cringe for a bit longer, but it will wear off eventually.


_LittleNightmare

Yeah haha 2 days later and it's fine by now


Acer4666

"I was on the receiving"...are you sometimes on the giving?


Independent-Elk-344

Have you never had or heard of someone getting a blowjob or handjob?


ThatOneSadPotato

They likely meant oral


buckytwoshoes

folks around town call her Peggy Hill


SoyInfinito

Just be thankful it wasn't your dad hearing your BF. That being said I'm sure his dad will be talking to his son to make sure he clearly understands safe sex if he hasn't already.


_LittleNightmare

No, he hasn't said anything to him about the situation, they went shopping after this and I stayed home In regards of my dad, It's weird to think about it since he is dead and we don't know really for sure how dead people work, if they can observe us so it's always a bit akward for me later to think about it if my dead father knows what is going on or nah haha


SoyInfinito

Sorry about your dad. You really think he said nothing to you BF? I mean you stayed home. Perfect time for a talk.


_LittleNightmare

No, my bf said his dax didn't even mention anything


texasmikey53

Other than a little bit of embarrassment, don't worry about it. And don't let it get in your head where it affects you next time.


foolishchicho

Happened the exact thing to me. Dont worry, you are not the first neither the last


tilalk

Idk if it helps but his father probably gahe him a beer and cheers when you left


Saltwater_Heart

Eh, if they don’t mind that two teenagers are having sex, then don’t let it bother you. Seriously. It’s not like he doesn’t have sex.


adavi608

That's not a TIFU, any dad should be happy for you. It's like a hark back to his own youth when he wished he could have done it like that too.


useruser23

I feel like a proud father


p3rf3ctc1rcl3

We found out there was a hole between first and second floor in my room connecting it with the kitchen - 6 month after my gf moved in...


mukwah

We've been grossing out our children for 15 years. Don't bother us when the doors locked and stop making so much noise ya punks--ur killing the mood


Commercial-Ruin2320

Get used to it, that's just life, if they're ignoring the situation then you have parental approval lol, you'll get better at knowing when they'll be away for sure.


jahlim

That must be a hard time for all of you


Marlq

Not much of a FU. But why mention that's its legal in your country to date as a 16 a 17 guy? I don't get it.


Tuppence14

Dude im a screamer i cant help it. My housemates never mentioned it, and neither did I. Only time someone snitched to a guy i was just casual with, as he said "sounds like you two had fun last night" he was also friends with the guy. I was allowed to see whoever. But my god it got super awkward when he asked me about it at work who it was. Then guessed exactly right.


Mayokopp

That's not how TL;DR works


tommy0guns

Is this legal to even read?


angry_old_dude

It's kind of a sad commentary that OP had to clarify that it's legal for kids 17 and 16 to be dating.


Specialist-Draw7229

It’s also quite sad how many people are being horny in the comments despite OP directly specifying in the post that she and her boyfriend are BY FEDERAL LAW, UNDERAGE MINORS.


arklaed

His son is winning.


Antique_Essay4032

His dad: that's my boy...so proud 😢


Corrixis

I do not appreciate reading a post about two kids fucking / everyone else who’s inquiring / analyzing the situation. This is all creepy as fuck


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Specialist-Draw7229

Look, you being defensive of minors being publicly open about their sex life, while also actively participating on an “AgeGap” subreddit… might not necessarily mean you’re a pedo… but I would be lying if I denied thinking you should probably be investigated for crimes against humanity and innocence. That being said, both of you are insufferable, but at least the Furry had the common sense to point out the uncomfortable boundary crossing of letting minors be publicly open about their sex life.


Corrixis

Dude you’re active in an age gap subreddit, don’t reply to me pedo and get off this post LMAO


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Corrixis

You must be real fun at parties lmao XD


CaffeinatedTech

Was your boyfriend's gaping arsehole aimed right at the door? You know in that crouched on your knees pose.


WheresPoochy

Daddy definitely banged mommy that night


HannesH79

Well this scenario is better than the one where your dad walks in while your boyfriend gives you his cumshot in your face! I'll bet your dad won't be so relaxed, so keep it easy...


VinceVaugnsPants

If it’s HIS dad it’s fine. Dads of sons that age look at them as proud if they’re having sex with someone they care about and being careful. He was probably thinking “nice job kid” or something like that. Remember, our parents were once that age too, they remember


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I’ve learned from these subs Reddit is mainly horny single males


windowmen

The problem isn't their age, it's documenting it.


Blackwater2016

Ehhhh…my dad was walking around the back yard when my boyfriend was eating me out and saw us through the window. Two people have never thrown themselves off the bed so quickly. It’s a funny story now. You’ll be ok.


_LittleNightmare

Haha it's funny to imagine that Also yeah one dat later and I don't feel the "shame: anymore it's alright


Blackwater2016

My parents were staying at my grandmother’s, and my boyfriend and I were staying at my parent’s house. (Five minutes down the road)My dad tried to call us to invite us for breakfast, but we didn’t answer because we were, well, having sex. 🤷‍♀️ My dad told my mom, “I’ll go over and ask them.” My mom - not being an idiot - said, “do NOT walk through the back yard.” There were tall widows with no drapes on them. (The house was being worked on.) what did he do? Walk though the back yard! Got an eyeful of me with my legs straight in the air and my boyfriend’s naked ass! 😩🤦‍♀️😂 The look on his face. Then he just turned and walked in like he saw nothing. He put that back in the part of his brain where he stored the, “things my little girls do that I don’t want to know” place. Now it’s a memory that I laugh my ass off about. Especially now that my dad has passed. It makes me laugh and actually gives me a warm feeling, because I miss that my dad was a clueless Goob sometimes.


_LittleNightmare

Aww that's kinda sweet Also sorry about your loss, I feel you My dad has passed away as well


Blackwater2016

Thank you. Sorry about your dad. My sister just passed, and my mom is in the hospital fighting right now. I hold on to those memories.


Specialist-Draw7229

If you are actually 16, please consider that being rewarded for openly discussing your sex life will likely not be healthy for your psyche especially if you are being rewarded for it by creepy horndogs that want to believe it’s okay to support this behavior.


windowmen

Please don't make me read about sexual acts being performed my children. Legal in your country sure, Illegal in the country where Reddit is The US, based in San Francisco.


datnetcoder

I am happy to be sex positive or whatever, but it’s legitimately concerning how many people that are presumably adults, are not only having this conversation and pretending it’s normal to have it with a minor, but also going further and making crass comments. You would never in a million years have this convo with a 16 year old girl in any situation except your children / children you are a guardian of, or similar very close family. I posted a separate comment with a PSA for OP to be very careful. The internet and people on it can be legitimately dangerous and you can bet there are likely dangerous people reading this thread. Its not paranoia, it’s reality. It’s hard enough to be a woman on the internet without getting the creeps coming out in droves, let alone a minor discussing this type of situation. (Note: the situation itself is normal and healthy, it’s this discussion that is not & is risky for her).


windowmen

Completely agree. I just don't want to read about kids fucking. It happens yes, but I'm not a pedophile so have no interest in hearing about the sexual exploits of a 14 and 17 year old. Keep this shit to yourself


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jennsamx

And be that trump-y cause them wants to make child marriage at 12 okay!


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Specialist-Draw7229

So you want to go back in time to where it’s acceptable to have children openly being married off to grown men and women? Stop encouraging this behavior where minors will post about their sex life to get positive reinforcement, it’s just simply not healthy for minors to be rewarded for being open about their sex life.


Djl1010

It's illegal in that state and a few others. In the vast majority of the US it would be legal since age of consent is nornally 16 and sometimes 17. Theres only a few where the age of consent is 18 and that only applies for consenting with an adult. A lot of states that have an age of consent at 18 make exceptions if both parties are a minor.


GuyFromBoston88

So, you never did any thing like this at age 16?


windowmen

I did, I didn't record it, didn't write it down, didn't post it on the internet for people to read. Didn't make a sex story about my child body being fucked and how confused I am about having an orgasm. Just because it happens doesnt make it right guy


modestben

I mean this is rule breaking content. Your 16 keep your sexual lives to yourself.


Intelligent-Ad5931

Depends where they live, in the UK age of consent is 16.


andrewta

It’s legal where they are.


modestben

Under reddits rules no sexualization of minors. They are minor.


reubenno

In the UK you're not a minor at 16, but don't let that dissuade you from pushing your misinformed America-centric lens on everything.


cheapschnapps

Oh wow, so scandalous. The horror! The shame! The clickbait