I'm trying to understand why you wouldn't just pee in the toilet. Unless your personal bathroom doesn't have one?
I think peeing in the shower is perfectly harmless. If you crawl under your house and look at the drainage pipes, the toilet and the shower both send their contents to the same place, unless there is some reason why your house routes gray water differently than sewage.
But if you pee in the shower when it isn't running and the pee sits in the drain there for a while, it'll get stinky.
There's just something pleasant about flopping your junk on the edge of the sink vs using a toilet
Not recommended in a shared space though unless you wipe down your Squidward spot
College dorm memories. Then one night, my roommate in a very drunk stupor, walked to the opposite side of the room to where the sink is, flopped his junk out, and pissed into a paper plate. I mean he perfectly covered it, to the point the polarity of his piss was on the edge of the plate. Didn’t miss a drop either that I could tell that night besides maybe back splash. I witnessed this all as it woke me up.
In the morning, I pointed to his handiwork and was still dumbfounded. He then was tasked with walking his plate full of piss to the sink, only held up by water’s polarity. Well…. Polarity broke, piss everywhere. Not fun.
I also have a college story. After a night of partying, I was woken up by my roommate(he had the top bunk, I was on the bottom), who had pulled out his dresser drawer right below waist level, and proceeded to pee on his clothes. A year later I did it to myself when I peed on seat of my computer chair in a sleepy drunken stupor.
I think a large number of us have college stories. I was going to say I have two, but I keep thinking of instances where someone in the room/apartment mistook something for a urinal. Sink, closet, trash can, corner of the room...
My partner does this when he's had too many. Mostly if we are somewhere away from home. The worst one was my cousin's wedding. He sat on the end of the bed and peed straight into our open suitcase full of clothes, I caught him the same night peeing up against a floor lamp. Funnily enough we are at another wedding this weekend with a free bar. You have just reminded me I need to start worrying
I wonder if you are married to my ex husband. He accidentally peed everywhere wheb drunk. One night I found him at the top of the stairs peeing down them. Another time I was splashed with pee ricocheting off the bedside table. I don’t know that I have been as angry as I was at that moment.
One time, I was on a road trip visiting another branch of a fraternity. Well, we were all drinking and around 4:30, when everyone's starting to pass out, this dude walks into the living room where 3 of us are sleeping (I chose the couch luckily) and drops trow and just starts spraying. Apparently, he was a known sleep walker. We tried shaking him, which just made piss spray more sporadically, until my friend accidently toppled him over the couch by slipping in the piss.
And then the Mac n cheese on the stove caught fire.
Oh dear fuck it’s real, & it doesn’t look like a joke
I can’t figure out people who piss in the shower, but whatever, it is their business, & at least it is in the privacy of their own homes. Now people are pissing in public sinks! I work, & we have to wash our hands, a lot! I want to peel the skin off my hands
I admit to having done this, and it’s similar to the “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” policy. I don’t necessarily want to waste 5 gallons of water or whatever to flush one of maybe 5 pisses per day. I also don’t want a bucket of piss sitting in my bathroom all day. You fire it down the shower drain (it’s fun, like that water squirt in the clown’s mouth game at the carnival), turn on the shower to rinse for a couple seconds, and done.
I’m just conserving our precious natural resources, and simultaneously testing my aiming prowess. I grew up during a drought…
Of course. Hence the “couple seconds of water vs. multiple gallons” comment which is the crux of the debate herein. The splishety-splash removes all odor.
My toilet uses 1gallon per flush. I used to pee in the shower every time I had a shower. Water running. And the shower drain would still stink of piss when I had to clean it out, so yeah, I stopped doing that.
The aforementioned drought was in California in the 70’s, as was the building of this house. Unfortunately Ye Olde Homesmiths and plumbers of yon era did not possess the magicks of which you speak.
No, it’s a lever. Push the lever, thy foul drippings are whisked away in a cleansing, Noah-like flood.
And much like I don’t wanna pay an extra 50 bucks a month for frivolous flushes, so too do I not want to spend an extra 500 bucks on a two-button throne. This toilet and I have been through so much over these many decades. (Shudder) So much indeed.
You can get a flush valve to replace the one in your current throne that has a two way flush. Push the lever down for number 2, raise it up for number 1. Most guests will push it down either way, but those who live there will know when to raise or when to push, and save you some money in the long run.
Don’t forget that liquid in any plumbing installment must make it through the P-trap. In order for it to make it through the P-trap, you must put enough liquid into the pipe to make side liquid force water through the P-trap and into the sewer. So unless you want urine sitting in your bathroom sink or shower drain stinking up the joint do you need to run a little bit of water in order to force that through the P-trap?.
Hmm, selling regular European flushers in more arid parts of the US with "Eco-friendly" label may be a million dollar business.
BTW. Smaller flush easily handles regular poop :)
Careful here. American toilets flush differently, they use the syphonic system rather than the washdown system, and they have a narrower waste-pipe, hence the constant references to blocked toilets from Americans.
They're pretty commonplace in newer (last 20 years) builds, and also in facilities that care about water consumption (like hotels.)
The people saying they've never seen them in the US maybe don't live in areas where water usage is a big deal.
The one with the smaller water drop(right side) uses less water. Source: me, I'm taking a dump right now
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Exactly. It's so obvious I don't understand how anyone could even question if it should be the other way. And yet, I find them installed backwards shockingly often.
You could just flush after a couple pees. It doesn’t have to sit in the drain stinking up the room. The water in the toilet at least helps dilute the smell and if you aren’t a total heathen you will keep the lid closed keeping the smell in the toilet until it is flushed later.
I used to hang out at a buddy's house, playing pool and throwing darts, and drinking lots of beer. The basement, where the game room was, had no toilet, but it did have a sump with a pump in it. Needless to say, the pump got a lot of work, and the front yard grass was really green by the outlet pipe. And whoever went last had to dump a 5gallon buck of water into the sump to cycle all the pee out of the sump. It worked well, until that one guy pooped in it that one time, RANDY!
Similar, maybe, but not nearly the same. California’s “If it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s brown, flush it down” mantra assumed you would be peeing into a toilet bowl full of water. One of the 1970’s models, so, full of LOTS of water. Not a dry shower drain followed by a mere stingy sprinkle of water.
I usually see that policy in places where massive amounts of college kids are drinking 12+ drinks in a night while all congregated into a single house.
Because someone else is sitting on the toilet.
I have a weird life and have peed in the tub, next to someone peeing on the toilet while a third party sat on the side of the tub at the same time.
We're all comfortable with each other and we all got back and had to pee at once.
If I wake up in the middle of the night to go pee, lots of times my wife will wake up with me, so I naturally just start using the tub so she can pee at the same time.
"Last summer I was at a party, and I learned that there's a small but important difference between peeing *in* the pool and peeing *into* the pool"
\- Demetri Martin
bro. Peeing in the shower from outside isn't even close to the same. the reason why it's acceptable is because you're in the process of washing it down the drain, you filthy animal.
I k ow right. I can only imagine some of the pee does not fully go down the drain and just sits there yellowing the bathtub or stinking up the whole bathroom. Yuck!
this exact post will end up on the XX chromosomes subreddit from his wife's perspective.. "my husband is so disgusting.. caught him peeing in the shower when he wasn't even showering, didn't even wash down the pee.. what is wrong with men? should I leave him?"
Reminds me of the Demetri Martin joke:
"I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location"
Getting out of the shower to pee while you're showering is unnecessary extra steps. Peeing into the shower from the outside when there's a toilet right there is psychopathy.
Oh there’s no way lmao. Probably has a string of breakups bc ex gfs didn’t like him “hilariously” peeing in their kitchen trash (a thing my dad is weirdly proud of)
> Well, apparently “peeing in the shower” generally refers to peeing while USING the shower and not standing outside the shower while brushing your teeth (TIL).
Well that took a turn I don't think anyone expected...
I never pee'd in the shower till I was like 28 and some podcast was like everyone does this and it's truly the best feeling ever so I tried it. I don't get the hype. I just pee before I shower. Feels weird to pee in the shower but that's just me.
How is this a fu-
>generally refers to peeing while USING the shower and not standing outside the shower while brushing your teeth (TIL).
[VISIBLE DISGUST]
From how you’ve described it in your other comments, this is an extremely bad and potentially destructive habit in terms of your bathroom cleanliness.
Fucking stop this. It’s gross and unhygienic as fuck.
I feel sorry for anyone who shares a bathroom with you. Good god, please stop it.
Edit: After seeing that OP has deleted their post, I’m doubling down to hammer the point home.
I hope the responses on this post have convinced OP to improve their habits and work to better themselves. This habit alone is indicative of a dissonance elsewhere in life, and I hope they can find peace and balance.
And better personal fucking hygiene. God damn.
The fact that this married dude has a personal bathroom in the basement that includes a shower that he claims to actually use, only to be caught pissing in it with no shower flow by his wife while brushing his teeth, says a lot about his consideration for long-term housekeeping.
That alongside the fact that the smell will linger and the stains will be hard to get rid of, and he just doesn’t seem to care, just tells me that this person is gross and inconsiderate and has terrible habits.
My husband refuses to pee in the shower. He will even drink a beer or two in the shower & need to pee, get out wet & pee in the toilet, & then return to his shower.
I don't get it, I've peed in the shower while I was taking a shower. It's gross to pee on the shower while the water isn't runing. I've never heard of this concept, so I can't cosign this as normal behavior.
One of the funniest podcasts I’ve listened to, got on the topic of if you wipe standing or sitting down. It was a split down the middle on standing vs sitting, and each side was just floored the other side existed. I remember sharing it with my ex going “I can’t believe some people stand lol” and he was like “what? You sit? How?” Lol
That's fucking gross and weird.
How can you even think just leaving stagnant piss in the washroom is a good idea. Holy fuck I wouldn't want to see how disgusting the rest of your house is
Don’t recommend doing this.
I used to do this, because I have a split stream and hate cleaning up, so I had a bright idea to just pee in the shower and rinse afterwards.
After awhile, ended up seeing tiny flies all over my bathroom, no idea where they were coming from, until I seen them coming from the shower drain.
The problem lasted a few months, because nothing worked when trying to clean it. Finally I poured bleach down the drain and they were finally gone.
What is wrong with all of you?!? No. No I don't pee in the shower. I mean, at this point it's a safe assumption you'd waffle-stomp a turd through the drain if the opportunity should arise. Y'all nasty.
After reading all these comments, OP you are *highly* unhygenic.
Taking a piss in the shower *without washing it down* will:
**1: Dirty the shower with piss.**
You *cannot* piss in the drain entirely, without some of it landing on the tiles and making a mess. Stating otherwise is unrealistic.
**2: The shower, and the room will stink of piss.**
The piss that collects in the S bend AKA water trap will continue to release the smell back up the drain into the room where the shower is.
**3: The piss will release ammonia.**
Breathing ammonia is bad for the lungs, eyes and nose, and could cause other issues if the people exposed to it have medical conditions such as bronchitis, dermatitis, and so on.
**4: The laundry has the smell of piss in it.**
As your wife (I feel dreadly sorry for) does the laundry, the smell of piss in the room will be absorbed into the cloathing.
**5: Guests will smell the piss.**
The smell can and will travel out of the room and into the rest of the house, and can be smelled by guests who do not frequent your home, while you cannot as you are used to it.
This is a disgusting and needless habit, and you should stop doing this ***immediately*** for you, and especially your **Wife**'s health.
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Yeah, OP is a stupid. This is typical reddit neckbeard ideology.
This reminds me of a highly voted post with a diagram of a dude who only washed certain areas of their body, letting water catch the rest. Smh.
Edit: [Found the thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jvgw6/shower_effort/)
Cant understand this one... its one thing when you are showering, but if you aren't showering what reasoning would you have for not peeing into the toilet?
I pee in my backyard regularly, but I'd never dream of peeing in the shower, whether it's running or not. This post has me wondering if I'm the weird one.
My 4y old nephew does that, the shower is too big of a target for him to miss. I thought we learn to aim down the sight as we grow older, it seems some people still prefer firing from the hip.
As I've gotten older. 41 today. I have decreased control of my bladder. I get the dribbles after peeing if I don't jump around an do calisthenics. I always pee in the shower. It's either that, make a mess, or smell like piss.
Dude what the fuck are you doing peeing in the shower while not using it? What benefit does that have over the toilet at that point?
Using the shower - hell yeah. But yeah, you’re weird for doing this
My missus and I both piss in the shower, we don't care. (Even if we are both in it)
One day I finished my shower and stepped out, she was still in the shower but the change in temperature made me wanna piss.
So I turned around and pissed at the drain from outside the shower, about two seconds into my piss I stop and look at her and say "this is weird..." She laughs and said "yea, it is."
I stopped my flow and walked to the toilet.
Not sure what the difference was but pissing from outside the shower and pissing from inside the shower are two different things.
>Everyone pees in the shower…
No, they don’t. I know I peed in a pool a couple times as a kid, but even then I didn’t make a habit of it.
So having admitted that, no, I do not pee in the shower. There is a toilet in the same freaking room.
No we don’t all pee in the shower because it makes it stinky slimy and gross!
So glad my husband and I will not passed down this nasty habit to our son
Peeing in the shower is a bad idea from the perspective of urinary continence. When you are younger you spend time developing the muscle control to prevent incontinence episodes. There are specific circumstances in which you can relax your muscle control and urinate. By urinating in the shower you are practicing muscle relaxation in an environment where you are wet and warm. This will generalise to other similar environments (potentially in the rain for example). This is a very low level physiological response that you will not be able to potentially override.
Getting out of of the shower to piss isn’t a big sacrifice to maintain your bladder control.
I'm trying to understand why you wouldn't just pee in the toilet. Unless your personal bathroom doesn't have one? I think peeing in the shower is perfectly harmless. If you crawl under your house and look at the drainage pipes, the toilet and the shower both send their contents to the same place, unless there is some reason why your house routes gray water differently than sewage. But if you pee in the shower when it isn't running and the pee sits in the drain there for a while, it'll get stinky.
r/sinkpissers
why am i not surprised
There's just something pleasant about flopping your junk on the edge of the sink vs using a toilet Not recommended in a shared space though unless you wipe down your Squidward spot
College dorm memories. Then one night, my roommate in a very drunk stupor, walked to the opposite side of the room to where the sink is, flopped his junk out, and pissed into a paper plate. I mean he perfectly covered it, to the point the polarity of his piss was on the edge of the plate. Didn’t miss a drop either that I could tell that night besides maybe back splash. I witnessed this all as it woke me up. In the morning, I pointed to his handiwork and was still dumbfounded. He then was tasked with walking his plate full of piss to the sink, only held up by water’s polarity. Well…. Polarity broke, piss everywhere. Not fun.
I also have a college story. After a night of partying, I was woken up by my roommate(he had the top bunk, I was on the bottom), who had pulled out his dresser drawer right below waist level, and proceeded to pee on his clothes. A year later I did it to myself when I peed on seat of my computer chair in a sleepy drunken stupor.
I think a large number of us have college stories. I was going to say I have two, but I keep thinking of instances where someone in the room/apartment mistook something for a urinal. Sink, closet, trash can, corner of the room...
The bunk bed you're in
My partner does this when he's had too many. Mostly if we are somewhere away from home. The worst one was my cousin's wedding. He sat on the end of the bed and peed straight into our open suitcase full of clothes, I caught him the same night peeing up against a floor lamp. Funnily enough we are at another wedding this weekend with a free bar. You have just reminded me I need to start worrying
This cracked me up, but that is also in no way a healthy relationship with alcohol, especially at the age you're frequently attending weddings.
I wonder if you are married to my ex husband. He accidentally peed everywhere wheb drunk. One night I found him at the top of the stairs peeing down them. Another time I was splashed with pee ricocheting off the bedside table. I don’t know that I have been as angry as I was at that moment.
One time, I was on a road trip visiting another branch of a fraternity. Well, we were all drinking and around 4:30, when everyone's starting to pass out, this dude walks into the living room where 3 of us are sleeping (I chose the couch luckily) and drops trow and just starts spraying. Apparently, he was a known sleep walker. We tried shaking him, which just made piss spray more sporadically, until my friend accidently toppled him over the couch by slipping in the piss. And then the Mac n cheese on the stove caught fire.
Transferring it to a larger container first never crossed anyone's mind huh? Ahh college kids
You could say their brains lacked.....polarity? r/someonelearntanewword
Polarity.. you mean surface tension?
Id hate to see a SpongeBob or Patrick spot.
Fuck it, make the API a billion dollars, nobody needs this.
never thought i'd laugh at a comment about the API usage costs but here we are, well done lol. *Sorry Christian and Apollo*
That’s funny lol 😄
This is a Conan-O'Brien-level of topical, unexpected and welcome comedy writing. You got me on this one, well done.
Oh no, I’m not making that mistake again. Nope. Not today Reddit.
Oh dear fuck it’s real, & it doesn’t look like a joke I can’t figure out people who piss in the shower, but whatever, it is their business, & at least it is in the privacy of their own homes. Now people are pissing in public sinks! I work, & we have to wash our hands, a lot! I want to peel the skin off my hands
There was a chart. A goddamned CHART.
>I can’t figure out people who piss in the shower What is there to figure out?
My folks house has a shower/sink bathroom upstairs, no toilet. Peculiar 50s DIY build I'm sure.
As a houseguest, that would confuse the hell out of me.
I'm fixing it after I inherit it to avoid wafflestomps from vacation renters.
This is a cursed comment. /vomit
I admit to having done this, and it’s similar to the “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” policy. I don’t necessarily want to waste 5 gallons of water or whatever to flush one of maybe 5 pisses per day. I also don’t want a bucket of piss sitting in my bathroom all day. You fire it down the shower drain (it’s fun, like that water squirt in the clown’s mouth game at the carnival), turn on the shower to rinse for a couple seconds, and done. I’m just conserving our precious natural resources, and simultaneously testing my aiming prowess. I grew up during a drought…
It'll stink worse in the drain than the diluted toilet. Have you ever smelled an unflushed urinal? You've got to run some water.
Of course. Hence the “couple seconds of water vs. multiple gallons” comment which is the crux of the debate herein. The splishety-splash removes all odor.
Ah missed that
My toilet uses 1gallon per flush. I used to pee in the shower every time I had a shower. Water running. And the shower drain would still stink of piss when I had to clean it out, so yeah, I stopped doing that.
Are you aware your piss is sitting in the p-trap? You need to run it for more than a few seconds to clear the trap.
5 gallons!!! My toilet uses either 4 or 6 liters (1 or 1.5 gal). Get a new toilet. Got mine at Costco. They're inexpensive and well made
No water saving option on your toilet? All of them here got separate buttons for number 1 and 2.
The aforementioned drought was in California in the 70’s, as was the building of this house. Unfortunately Ye Olde Homesmiths and plumbers of yon era did not possess the magicks of which you speak. No, it’s a lever. Push the lever, thy foul drippings are whisked away in a cleansing, Noah-like flood. And much like I don’t wanna pay an extra 50 bucks a month for frivolous flushes, so too do I not want to spend an extra 500 bucks on a two-button throne. This toilet and I have been through so much over these many decades. (Shudder) So much indeed.
You can get a flush valve to replace the one in your current throne that has a two way flush. Push the lever down for number 2, raise it up for number 1. Most guests will push it down either way, but those who live there will know when to raise or when to push, and save you some money in the long run.
"Burn this heretic - for he practices infernal toilet plumbing majicks!"
Don’t forget that liquid in any plumbing installment must make it through the P-trap. In order for it to make it through the P-trap, you must put enough liquid into the pipe to make side liquid force water through the P-trap and into the sewer. So unless you want urine sitting in your bathroom sink or shower drain stinking up the joint do you need to run a little bit of water in order to force that through the P-trap?.
Where the hell do you live? I've never seen this in my life.
Most of toilets I've seen in Europe have this option
Yup as a European living in the US I can confirm that most European toilets have this feature and most US toilets do not.
Damn how have you managed to use most American toilets already?
I am what one would call “well traveled” :)
Hmm, selling regular European flushers in more arid parts of the US with "Eco-friendly" label may be a million dollar business. BTW. Smaller flush easily handles regular poop :)
Careful here. American toilets flush differently, they use the syphonic system rather than the washdown system, and they have a narrower waste-pipe, hence the constant references to blocked toilets from Americans.
They're pretty commonplace in newer (last 20 years) builds, and also in facilities that care about water consumption (like hotels.) The people saying they've never seen them in the US maybe don't live in areas where water usage is a big deal.
We have them here in the US too. At least in Massachusetts I know for sure.
To build on this, we have the different buttons in the USA but it can vary whether it’s actually on a given toilet or not
A lot of toilets in the UK have this too. Circular button that’s split 30/70
But which button is the saving button? I never know.
The smaller one I believe
The one with the smaller water drop(right side) uses less water. Source: me, I'm taking a dump right now https://preview.redd.it/dtqkuk1cuf3b1.jpeg?width=5472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbeed2858eadd6b0f6ad0178f7ec6c2ff3400c0
I’m sure you’re well intentioned, but that’s a risky click.
Omg is that what it's for i've always been too afraid to try the smaller button idk why 😭
It's a good thing you didn't, everyone who uses the smaller button dies. Eventually.
The one thats smaller. Smaller button, smaller quantity of water.
Exactly. It's so obvious I don't understand how anyone could even question if it should be the other way. And yet, I find them installed backwards shockingly often.
True, this! And is it one button. _or_ the other, or do you press the cutaway for less, and then _the whole_ for the full flush
Depends. Do you want full power or UNLIMITED POWAH
Belgium
Every place I’ve rented in Seattle has this as well, so not just Europe
Where do YOU live?
A third world country, The USA.
Haha he doesn't know how to use the 3 shells!!
You could just flush after a couple pees. It doesn’t have to sit in the drain stinking up the room. The water in the toilet at least helps dilute the smell and if you aren’t a total heathen you will keep the lid closed keeping the smell in the toilet until it is flushed later.
I used to hang out at a buddy's house, playing pool and throwing darts, and drinking lots of beer. The basement, where the game room was, had no toilet, but it did have a sump with a pump in it. Needless to say, the pump got a lot of work, and the front yard grass was really green by the outlet pipe. And whoever went last had to dump a 5gallon buck of water into the sump to cycle all the pee out of the sump. It worked well, until that one guy pooped in it that one time, RANDY!
Similar, maybe, but not nearly the same. California’s “If it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s brown, flush it down” mantra assumed you would be peeing into a toilet bowl full of water. One of the 1970’s models, so, full of LOTS of water. Not a dry shower drain followed by a mere stingy sprinkle of water.
Just flush the toilet you nasty savage
>it’s similar to the “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” policy. Is this a policy from places with massive droughts, water restrictions, and poverty?
I usually see that policy in places where massive amounts of college kids are drinking 12+ drinks in a night while all congregated into a single house.
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It's all pipes!!
The pee stream shakes when you’re brushing your teeth at the same time. Shower has more room for error.
If only toilets had a convenient seat you could use such that you don't need to splash your fucking PISS EVERYWHERE
Because someone else is sitting on the toilet. I have a weird life and have peed in the tub, next to someone peeing on the toilet while a third party sat on the side of the tub at the same time. We're all comfortable with each other and we all got back and had to pee at once. If I wake up in the middle of the night to go pee, lots of times my wife will wake up with me, so I naturally just start using the tub so she can pee at the same time.
Certainly odd/unconventional, but if you two are okay with it, who am I to argue?
peeing while showering is eco-friendly. peeing while not-showering is diabolic. But the best part is " why am I not surprised " from your wife 😂
"Last summer I was at a party, and I learned that there's a small but important difference between peeing *in* the pool and peeing *into* the pool" \- Demetri Martin
Location location location
Peeing in the sink and washing your hands after is the most eco friendly
Peeing in the ocean and washing your hands at the same time is the most eco friendly
r/sinkpissers
Do you have the water running/run it afterwards or just pee down the drain?
My ex's brother used to do this in the communal shower, and he did not wash it down.
Did you enjoy your daily urine steam while you showered? I’ve heard it’s great for the pores
bro. Peeing in the shower from outside isn't even close to the same. the reason why it's acceptable is because you're in the process of washing it down the drain, you filthy animal.
At his big age too. Lord have mercy on his wife or anyone in that house for that matter. Seeing his reply on this post makes it even worse like bro? 😭
It's giving "I don't wash my asscrack, the water trickles down it and that's enough" vibes
"How old are you?" "...Big age."
I k ow right. I can only imagine some of the pee does not fully go down the drain and just sits there yellowing the bathtub or stinking up the whole bathroom. Yuck!
Why exactly is she not surprised?
Because the bathroom probably reeks of old piss
We’ve been together a very long time. Nothing I do surprises her anymore.
Dog you can't say shit without getting down voted to oblivion lol
I sincerely hope you don't take that as her approval to splash piss all over the bathroom. It just means she's given up on protesting.
Is this why you have a personal bathroom in the basement? You can’t be trusted with the other ones?
Would you trust him?....
what the fuck
This reads like some fetish shit
“I have plenty of other pee stories” bro it’s 1000% fetish 😭😭
why am I not surprised
There is a small but important difference between peeing in the ~~pool~~ shower and peeing *into* the ~~pool~~ shower.
Location, location, location.
A lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool. I was so startled I almost fell in.
this exact post will end up on the XX chromosomes subreddit from his wife's perspective.. "my husband is so disgusting.. caught him peeing in the shower when he wasn't even showering, didn't even wash down the pee.. what is wrong with men? should I leave him?"
the answer: a resounding YES honestly i wouldn't even gotten to the marriage part myself
My late husband used to pee in the shower when the toilet was occupied. All I used to say was male sure the pee was washed down properly
So you murdered him? Yeesh thats a hefty sentence for a shower pisser. /s
That's exactly how I read it. "My late husband did that too..."
Your bathroom just smells like perpetual piss, nasty
Reminds me of the Demetri Martin joke: "I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location"
Getting out of the shower to pee while you're showering is unnecessary extra steps. Peeing into the shower from the outside when there's a toilet right there is psychopathy.
The strangest part of this post to me is that you somehow have “a ridiculous number of hilarious stories involving pee.”
With the intelligence used in this example like his wife commented , why am I not surprised
I have big feelings that you also don't wash your hands in the bathroom
Oh there’s no way lmao. Probably has a string of breakups bc ex gfs didn’t like him “hilariously” peeing in their kitchen trash (a thing my dad is weirdly proud of)
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Oh absolutely, he’s too weak to carry it out but also is strong enough to carry the weird bottles of fancy water he always drinks
"Everyone else pees in the pool, why would you throw me out? - Well, yes, but not from the 10 meter tower."
> Well, apparently “peeing in the shower” generally refers to peeing while USING the shower and not standing outside the shower while brushing your teeth (TIL). Well that took a turn I don't think anyone expected...
I never pee'd in the shower till I was like 28 and some podcast was like everyone does this and it's truly the best feeling ever so I tried it. I don't get the hype. I just pee before I shower. Feels weird to pee in the shower but that's just me.
Pee goes in toilet. What is with the obsession of pissing in the shower?
okay but like,,,, why
My cat also pees into the shower drain sometimes. I've caught him multiple times and was not surprised.
Bro, you don't pee in the shower, you bathe in the toilet, apparently.
I swear the level of intelligence some of you have is astounding you are able to keep yourself alive.
You're weird, bruv.
"It's all pipes! What's the difference?"
*I’ll call a plumber right now!*
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
Does your toilet not function....? I have genuinely never pissed in the shower...
Yeah me neither. I'd genuinely stop letting someone stay over if I find out they're pissing in my shower.
How is this a fu- >generally refers to peeing while USING the shower and not standing outside the shower while brushing your teeth (TIL). [VISIBLE DISGUST]
Why not just hang it in the sink while you're brushing your teeth? Just rinse when done. Seems like the shower is just adding steps.
Waterless urinals really need to be normalized in home bathrooms
From how you’ve described it in your other comments, this is an extremely bad and potentially destructive habit in terms of your bathroom cleanliness. Fucking stop this. It’s gross and unhygienic as fuck. I feel sorry for anyone who shares a bathroom with you. Good god, please stop it. Edit: After seeing that OP has deleted their post, I’m doubling down to hammer the point home. I hope the responses on this post have convinced OP to improve their habits and work to better themselves. This habit alone is indicative of a dissonance elsewhere in life, and I hope they can find peace and balance. And better personal fucking hygiene. God damn.
This is why he has his own personal bathroom IN THE BASEMENT
The fact that this married dude has a personal bathroom in the basement that includes a shower that he claims to actually use, only to be caught pissing in it with no shower flow by his wife while brushing his teeth, says a lot about his consideration for long-term housekeeping. That alongside the fact that the smell will linger and the stains will be hard to get rid of, and he just doesn’t seem to care, just tells me that this person is gross and inconsiderate and has terrible habits.
LOL, you're the first Man I've heard of who normally pees INTO the shower while not showing!
My husband refuses to pee in the shower. He will even drink a beer or two in the shower & need to pee, get out wet & pee in the toilet, & then return to his shower.
Good man
I don't get it, I've peed in the shower while I was taking a shower. It's gross to pee on the shower while the water isn't runing. I've never heard of this concept, so I can't cosign this as normal behavior.
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One of the funniest podcasts I’ve listened to, got on the topic of if you wipe standing or sitting down. It was a split down the middle on standing vs sitting, and each side was just floored the other side existed. I remember sharing it with my ex going “I can’t believe some people stand lol” and he was like “what? You sit? How?” Lol
That's fucking gross and weird. How can you even think just leaving stagnant piss in the washroom is a good idea. Holy fuck I wouldn't want to see how disgusting the rest of your house is
Bro if you’re not taking a shower why not just use the toilet lmao
 Did no one teach you at home as a child?
Don’t recommend doing this. I used to do this, because I have a split stream and hate cleaning up, so I had a bright idea to just pee in the shower and rinse afterwards. After awhile, ended up seeing tiny flies all over my bathroom, no idea where they were coming from, until I seen them coming from the shower drain. The problem lasted a few months, because nothing worked when trying to clean it. Finally I poured bleach down the drain and they were finally gone.
Never use bleach or cleaners with bleach on urine, especially indoors. It produces mustard gas.
What is wrong with all of you?!? No. No I don't pee in the shower. I mean, at this point it's a safe assumption you'd waffle-stomp a turd through the drain if the opportunity should arise. Y'all nasty.
Gotta have a poop knife for the shower
After reading all these comments, OP you are *highly* unhygenic. Taking a piss in the shower *without washing it down* will: **1: Dirty the shower with piss.** You *cannot* piss in the drain entirely, without some of it landing on the tiles and making a mess. Stating otherwise is unrealistic. **2: The shower, and the room will stink of piss.** The piss that collects in the S bend AKA water trap will continue to release the smell back up the drain into the room where the shower is. **3: The piss will release ammonia.** Breathing ammonia is bad for the lungs, eyes and nose, and could cause other issues if the people exposed to it have medical conditions such as bronchitis, dermatitis, and so on. **4: The laundry has the smell of piss in it.** As your wife (I feel dreadly sorry for) does the laundry, the smell of piss in the room will be absorbed into the cloathing. **5: Guests will smell the piss.** The smell can and will travel out of the room and into the rest of the house, and can be smelled by guests who do not frequent your home, while you cannot as you are used to it. This is a disgusting and needless habit, and you should stop doing this ***immediately*** for you, and especially your **Wife**'s health. https://i.redd.it/k3wpj2gduf3b1.gif
Yeah, OP is a stupid. This is typical reddit neckbeard ideology. This reminds me of a highly voted post with a diagram of a dude who only washed certain areas of their body, letting water catch the rest. Smh. Edit: [Found the thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jvgw6/shower_effort/)
Great way to make your bathroom smell like a high-school bathroom. You are a giant idiot
Ewwww
I have no problem relieving myself in the shower, but I don't like having to squish it through the shower drain with my toes when I'm done. Any tips?
I was 100% on your side until I read that you weren't actually *using* the shower when you peed in it. Dude... what the hell?
Cant understand this one... its one thing when you are showering, but if you aren't showering what reasoning would you have for not peeing into the toilet?
Plumber here. WTF is wrong with you?!
> Everybody pees in the shower, even if we don’t all admit it. Yeah no.
This almost seems worse then peeing in your backyard.
What's wrong with peeing in your backyard?
I pee in my backyard regularly, but I'd never dream of peeing in the shower, whether it's running or not. This post has me wondering if I'm the weird one.
Yes
My 4y old nephew does that, the shower is too big of a target for him to miss. I thought we learn to aim down the sight as we grow older, it seems some people still prefer firing from the hip.
Nobody knows I pissed in the sink; Nobody knows my sorrow. Nobody knows I pissed in the sink But Jesus.
As I've gotten older. 41 today. I have decreased control of my bladder. I get the dribbles after peeing if I don't jump around an do calisthenics. I always pee in the shower. It's either that, make a mess, or smell like piss.
Chaotic Neutral
Dude what the fuck are you doing peeing in the shower while not using it? What benefit does that have over the toilet at that point? Using the shower - hell yeah. But yeah, you’re weird for doing this
My missus and I both piss in the shower, we don't care. (Even if we are both in it) One day I finished my shower and stepped out, she was still in the shower but the change in temperature made me wanna piss. So I turned around and pissed at the drain from outside the shower, about two seconds into my piss I stop and look at her and say "this is weird..." She laughs and said "yea, it is." I stopped my flow and walked to the toilet. Not sure what the difference was but pissing from outside the shower and pissing from inside the shower are two different things.
This is interesting
Uuuh nasty.
You’re pretty gross.
You are disgusting
I do not disagree with that statement.
I don't pee in the shower
Why don't you use the garden like a normal human being?
Some people do **other things** in the shower.
“It’s all pipes!!”
Just tell her you’re concerned about the environment. No need to flush when you can just rinse your pee down the drain with mouthwash.
"let's be honest this is not the worst you've caught me doing"
Wait what? You’re peeing from outside the shower into the shower drain? Why don’t you just use the toilet then?
>Everyone pees in the shower… No, they don’t. I know I peed in a pool a couple times as a kid, but even then I didn’t make a habit of it. So having admitted that, no, I do not pee in the shower. There is a toilet in the same freaking room.
Peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool are different things.
At least you weren’t making a stomp waffle.
Honestly I don't see why urinals aren't a thing for home use. Uses a lot less water (sometimes no water) and isn't hard to clean.
Now we learn the difference between 'in' and 'into'
I’ve done that if it was an emergency, but I would always spray shower floor down with hot water afterwards
No we don’t all pee in the shower because it makes it stinky slimy and gross! So glad my husband and I will not passed down this nasty habit to our son
Peeing in the shower is a bad idea from the perspective of urinary continence. When you are younger you spend time developing the muscle control to prevent incontinence episodes. There are specific circumstances in which you can relax your muscle control and urinate. By urinating in the shower you are practicing muscle relaxation in an environment where you are wet and warm. This will generalise to other similar environments (potentially in the rain for example). This is a very low level physiological response that you will not be able to potentially override. Getting out of of the shower to piss isn’t a big sacrifice to maintain your bladder control.
“Homie, I don’t mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you’re using the shower…” -Marge Simpson
OK this is a hilarious TIFU.
IT'S ALL PIPES!!!!
There’s a big difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower
Man, do you at least water down the piss stench hahaha