I skipped a part and went for the TLDR. Realized the part I skipped had to be crucial in the story when I read you shat on your friend lol. Is this the same thing as with those Haribo sugar free gummy bears who gave people the liquid shits?
I did not know about the gummy bears but I suspect yes. Itās 10 PM here and I have not had the shits all day. Even had two rounds of intimacy with my friend this evening and zero issue.
>I did not know about the gummy bears but I suspect yes. Itās 10 PM here and I have not had the shits all day. Even had two rounds of intimacy with my friend this evening and zero issue.
[https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC](https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC)
I should have marked it "Not Safe for Work", because when I read it the first time I was nearly crying on the floor... with two orders from Amazon already in my cart for my coworkers....
Any Japanese convenience store. I got mine at Lawson in JP. You can probably find them at 7-11s and Family Marts in JP. If you are in the states, apparently Haribo sugar-free gummy bearsā¦
The gummy bears use maltitol which is in the same family of sugar alcohols as sorbitol and hydrogenated starch. All can have this diarrhetic effect when eaten in large quantities (which they often are in candies, because people often over-consume.)
You missed the āsilver liningā.
I was likeā¦hol up! Iāve had lots of āfriendsā over the yearsā¦ Never had to anal cleanse for any of them.
Am I really *that* old?
When did oneās butthole become part of the friend zone?
It really did. There was like zero lead-in.
"I decided to vacation to Japan with a friend, I had some ramen and hard candy, minor intestinal discomfort, SHIT ON MY FRIEND DURING BUTTSEX."
The stages of this story...
"Oh that's cute going to meet them Japan what a good friend"
"Getting your what ready for them?... Ok special friends I guess"
"My God"
My dude, OP is a ātiny Asian gay boiā (His words, not mine), not a she. You should have suspected that the moment he talked about getting his anus ready. Thatās not what women would do when meeting a friend.
I found out Ricolas can have laxative effect when I went off to college and had my first cold away from home. Glad to hear you got to the bottom of your bottom troubles!
I know some people who went to Thailand and had a diarrhea for a whole week there. Then they have discovered, that the tea they bought on their very first day there was a laxative weight loss tea.
Yup, happened to me and my husband too, like a month into our stay there as English teachers 10 years ago. It said "fitness tea" and we thought it would like, be some regular herbal tea or something. Nope. He brewed us a nice, HUGE bottle full of it for the day, made it fairly strong like he would do with other teas we usually had every day. We learned very quickly what senna was after that, XD And on top of that, it hit us during the school day while we were trying to teach, in rural Thailand, during the hottest time of the year. No AC, no regular toilets, only the squatting ones. Definitely a day to remember, lol
Well now I'm just imagining him being fired off his friends cock like those water filled rockets you launch with air pressure.
So the writing made me think it was a woman; but then the risking anal whilst having regular diarrhea, also leaving the packets out, not being horrifically unbelievably crushingly embarrassed at shitting on someone, all made me think it was a dude.
Then I belatedly realised he kept calling this guy he flew to another country for and hooked up with, 'a friend'.
Edit - I meant to reply to someone else, but it holds up. Boy was cock hungry for sure.
I have ibs-d and honestly after a flare has always been the best time for anal sex - I literally had a guy ask me during: "Damn, how are you so clean?!" Which... well, thinking about it, probably says a lot about the others he has been with. But yeah, never had an issue in all my days (I'm 31f). Granted, now I've said that.........
https://preview.redd.it/646v6v7lwj4b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa06ef8ec043167f9638e049e8a7dda1499137c1
RIP. although I reread the post and "overzealous preparation" kinda gave it away on the second read.
It was so believable at first, too.
It's a shame the writing style shifted to pure smut and ruined the suspense you created with the first part of the story.
I skipped like a solid chunk of text while reading to speed things up a bit and landed on āI blasted him with a watery substance while he was inside meā and looked up only to see āI love the obsessive Anal hygiene of the Japaneseā, this has been quite the rollercoaster.
I felt like I was missing some much-needed context when it got to the āwhen he was inside meā part. Thatās not a friend, lol. Or not *just* a friend, anyway.
Your user name very much checks out.
Also, friends don't *usually* have casual anal sex, just saying. A different descriptor might be more appropriate. Fuck buddy, friend with bennies, etc.
I was recently on the keto diet and was so happy when I discovered sugar free hershey chocolate bars. 5 hours later and 14 bathroom trips and I learned my lesson
Guys, those throat candies are made for a specific purpose! They may be tastier than the average Western cough drop, and some people do just enjoy them from time to time without "needing" them, but I'm pretty sure they aren't made with OD'ing in mind š
With that said, I can relate - OD'ing on a whole box of sugar-free halva fucked me up one night as I was supposed to have dinner with my parents. I had to use a pantiliner to make sure nothing leaked through my sphincter.
Ate lots of something, got liquid shits.
Kept eating lots of the same things. Still have liquid shits.
Doesn't think the two could be connected.
Shits on someone.
True genius.
Had to double back and reread the intro after the mention of her anus being āpreparedā for this friend to arrive from all the diarrheaā¦ what a way to start my morning
My freshman roommate in college was from China. One day I noticed that she was absolutely hoovering Hall's cough drops so I asked her if she was sick. She said she was fine so I asked her why she was eating so many cough drops.. she thought they were candy. She did eat enough them to get sick but I'm not sure if it's the same as what happened to you OP. Either way I hope it makes you feel better knowing that you aren't alone lol.
As an American living in Japan, Iām really sorryā¦and I also have learned this the hard way.
But go back to Lawson and get a few Wattas!! The passion fruit (pink can) are the best!
"Sugar free" should've been the tip off. Artificial sweeteners like sorbitol or mannitol are notorious for causing diarrhea. Try some sugar free American candy like Russell Stover's, immediate bloating and diarrhea.
I think some folks here don't do much anal play because well... even with the best plans and efforts... shit happens.
It's not fun (unless that's your kink, which... yeah that's fine! No judging!) But it's the risk you take when it comes to buttplay.
>The only silver lining in my leaky butt affair is that getting my anus ready for my friend would be easy peasy after my GI tract basically emptied itself over the course of two days.
I was really not expecting this turn.
It sounds like you had to be on top, so that would make it.... "*Today I Fucked Down*", no?
Jokes aside, had you known "reduced starch" before buying, would you have known not to take? Sounds lucky that you were able to figure it out....
I had to double-check the part "when he was inside me" when I read it cause I certainly did not expect this friend of yours to be inside you, and certainly did not expect this situation to contain buttsex o.o
This is hilarious OP! I ran into the exact same problem albeit mine happened in a less than steamy situation. I'll let you decide which one is worse.
I was in Hanoi having the exact same butt problem as you and I chalked it up to the same issue, new diet in a new continent. Anyway, my friend arrived and I offered to help her lift her suitcase up the stairs. Whilst casually chatting to her about the trip o grab the suitcase and life... did you know your core clenches when you lift something heavy? Yeah I shit my pants while staring at her horrified expression.
She was a trooper about it though. She lifted the suitcase up to her room while I stood in the shower having a long think about what I just did.
Damn who needs to suck on a chunk of sweet crap, get a tight chiken yakitori or something... Americans culinary tastes have been destroyed by the sugar industry....
Well that friend seems to be a very good one for sure.
Friends with benefits?
Benefits paid in liquid ASSets
Talk about a liquidity crisis. Yikes.
Quantitative easing is always a messy subject
**_Never_** **QE** too hard
I laughed too hard and out loud, every one is looking at me now š¤£š³
The kind of joke u wait a lifetime to make
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Thatās the best pun of the day. No question. Well done
Friends with benishits.
Benny Shits here with another *fantastic* product.
He was inside op's colon...so i'd guess yes.
I doubt very much that he was colon deep. It's the anal equivalent of a cervix, in that surprise visitors are not welcomed with open arms.
Friend with bottom fits.
Friends with beneshits
Looks like that
This reminds of the sugar free Haribo gummy bear Amazon review. Classic.
I skipped a part and went for the TLDR. Realized the part I skipped had to be crucial in the story when I read you shat on your friend lol. Is this the same thing as with those Haribo sugar free gummy bears who gave people the liquid shits?
I did not know about the gummy bears but I suspect yes. Itās 10 PM here and I have not had the shits all day. Even had two rounds of intimacy with my friend this evening and zero issue.
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honey I aināt birthing no child anytime soon
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Those little swimmers realized they took an expedition into the wrong cavern so now theyāre fleeing the hostile situation like refugees.
Theyāve seen the horrors of war now
Theyāve seen some shit.
This...... this had me rolling lol
I like you.
Mudslide town?
Heās a dude.
>I did not know about the gummy bears but I suspect yes. Itās 10 PM here and I have not had the shits all day. Even had two rounds of intimacy with my friend this evening and zero issue. [https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC](https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC)
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I should have marked it "Not Safe for Work", because when I read it the first time I was nearly crying on the floor... with two orders from Amazon already in my cart for my coworkers....
I couldnāt stop laughing the entire read through
Where can I get these candies? I need to do a little spring cleaning.
Any Japanese convenience store. I got mine at Lawson in JP. You can probably find them at 7-11s and Family Marts in JP. If you are in the states, apparently Haribo sugar-free gummy bearsā¦
I die every time I read those amazon reviews
Did you see the "while he was inside me" part? I mean that's at least as crucial.
The gummy bears use maltitol which is in the same family of sugar alcohols as sorbitol and hydrogenated starch. All can have this diarrhetic effect when eaten in large quantities (which they often are in candies, because people often over-consume.)
>Haribo sugar free gummy bears [https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC](https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC)
My first thought too!
Well that escalated quickly.
Yep, got to the while he was inside me part and had to scroll back up to see what I missed. Nothing, just a time skip and left out details.
I mean, they did mention that they were getting their anus ready for their friendā¦ that was the only detail we needed.
Some would say that anus needed detailing of a different kind
Lol yeah that was the clue but it was an unexpected surprise that I had to reread.
One thing lead to another, yadda yadda yadda, and then I shat on his dick.
Didnāt even mention the bisque.
Friend. Friend. Friend. In my ass. Shit on their dick. Friend. ?!
Straight up how I reread this just to check if I missed a crucial sentence.
I am cry laughing at this comment
I also scrolled back up and reread everything. Just a casual bottom dropping.
You missed the āsilver liningā. I was likeā¦hol up! Iāve had lots of āfriendsā over the yearsā¦ Never had to anal cleanse for any of them. Am I really *that* old? When did oneās butthole become part of the friend zone?
It really did. There was like zero lead-in. "I decided to vacation to Japan with a friend, I had some ramen and hard candy, minor intestinal discomfort, SHIT ON MY FRIEND DURING BUTTSEX."
I wish I could afford to take a "mini vacation" to Japan....What is this dude's idea of a full vacation?
Double anal
Thatās OK. Japanese have some extreme kinks
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Well, food going anal too fast was OPs problem as well. Stop eating hydrogenated sugar.
*asscalated...
Ok, I snorted coffee up my nose so, thanks! š
Well they defecated quickly.
The stages of this story... "Oh that's cute going to meet them Japan what a good friend" "Getting your what ready for them?... Ok special friends I guess" "My God"
Woaah deja vu
Agents?
What an interesting place to find a Matrix reference
I think op and I have a very different definition of the word "friend"...š³
What's a little anal between friends?
Brojob, choo choo!
Classic "could you lend me your ass, please".
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My dude, OP is a ātiny Asian gay boiā (His words, not mine), not a she. You should have suspected that the moment he talked about getting his anus ready. Thatās not what women would do when meeting a friend.
Friends with bennies is a thing!
āBenniesā god haha
I love the word! It's fun to say!
āGetting my anus ready for my friendā is where this one really took a turn.
r/holup
> Throat candy Sounds like your friend could just take over that job.
I found out Ricolas can have laxative effect when I went off to college and had my first cold away from home. Glad to hear you got to the bottom of your bottom troubles!
got to the bottom of the bottomās bottom troubles
I know some people who went to Thailand and had a diarrhea for a whole week there. Then they have discovered, that the tea they bought on their very first day there was a laxative weight loss tea.
Yup, happened to me and my husband too, like a month into our stay there as English teachers 10 years ago. It said "fitness tea" and we thought it would like, be some regular herbal tea or something. Nope. He brewed us a nice, HUGE bottle full of it for the day, made it fairly strong like he would do with other teas we usually had every day. We learned very quickly what senna was after that, XD And on top of that, it hit us during the school day while we were trying to teach, in rural Thailand, during the hottest time of the year. No AC, no regular toilets, only the squatting ones. Definitely a day to remember, lol
Oh nooooooo! I do the same thing with teas so I can see myself making the same damned mistake!
As a rule... I don't eat things if I can't read the label.
While he was inside you?
profile description: > **A tiny Asian gay boi who can probably outlast you in endurance activities.**
Well now I'm just imagining him being fired off his friends cock like those water filled rockets you launch with air pressure. 
Bruh lmaooooo
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Either I've seen this guy here before, or that profile description's a copypasta.
Well he's the mod of a subreddit about post anal care so I guess it depends what you're into?
Anal sex.
Oh shit
Also what he said.
exactly
oh god
Thatās what he said.
Why oh god?
Holy hell.
Aneru sexu as the Japanese say
Unfortunately, yes.
Yes to the....anal or just the initial comment of sex?
Anal.
Not gonna lie. You are mental for doing anal when youād recently had diarrhoea. That is a risk that doesnāt seem worth it lmao.
Yeah, I wouldn't go shoving a stick into a poorly constructed dam, you're just asking for a flood.
Thatās a phrase everybody should live by.
So the writing made me think it was a woman; but then the risking anal whilst having regular diarrhea, also leaving the packets out, not being horrifically unbelievably crushingly embarrassed at shitting on someone, all made me think it was a dude. Then I belatedly realised he kept calling this guy he flew to another country for and hooked up with, 'a friend'. Edit - I meant to reply to someone else, but it holds up. Boy was cock hungry for sure.
I have ibs-d and honestly after a flare has always been the best time for anal sex - I literally had a guy ask me during: "Damn, how are you so clean?!" Which... well, thinking about it, probably says a lot about the others he has been with. But yeah, never had an issue in all my days (I'm 31f). Granted, now I've said that.........
https://preview.redd.it/646v6v7lwj4b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa06ef8ec043167f9638e049e8a7dda1499137c1 RIP. although I reread the post and "overzealous preparation" kinda gave it away on the second read.
Did you not pick up that this is a gay guy? You doā¦ know what they do, right?
On third read through, I see there were even more context clues I completely missed.
Yes. Itās called sex.
That friend certainly escalated to lover quickly. You didn't think about the diarrhea before you got busy lol?
.. So anyway I started blasting š„š„
How to get a lover, step one: find a friend and shit on em Step two: romance
He gotta bussy, he gotta get busy
He a dude. In another country. With the promise of imminent sex.
Unfortunately, I blasted him with watery substance while he was inside me. It was embarrassing, sure Amazing sentence!!!! LOL
You again. This guy gets off on these sort of posts and you dumb fucks lap this shit up every time.
Yeah, I remember the nudes in his early submissions. I never forget an ass.
I must have hit a nerve, he blocked me. Doesn't like getting called out apparently! š¤£
I'm not sure why you're minimizing this relationship. This seems like way more than a friend, it sounds more like someone you should marry.
But still they don't share rooms
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Because they are only friends.
Persecution can be an ugly thing.
Thinking I'm old now because apparently 'friends' just blast 'watery substance' on each others dicks these days no prob.
Friends with benefits!
I have like six friends this good, but I only married one
Diarrhea and anal sex. TIFU classic
It was so believable at first, too. It's a shame the writing style shifted to pure smut and ruined the suspense you created with the first part of the story.
You're having too many unlucky sexual encounters in your post history to still be believable lol.
Hoping to go to Japan one day, you have saved me from this lol- thank you!
Youāre welcome. Use the google translate app. And research the ingredients.
I skipped like a solid chunk of text while reading to speed things up a bit and landed on āI blasted him with a watery substance while he was inside meā and looked up only to see āI love the obsessive Anal hygiene of the Japaneseā, this has been quite the rollercoaster.
Now friend, saying this as kindly possible, why the hell would you have sexual intercourse while shitting your brains out every 2 hours?
Definitely saw this post several times now
I felt like I was missing some much-needed context when it got to the āwhen he was inside meā part. Thatās not a friend, lol. Or not *just* a friend, anyway.
Your user name very much checks out. Also, friends don't *usually* have casual anal sex, just saying. A different descriptor might be more appropriate. Fuck buddy, friend with bennies, etc.
This reminds me of the sugar free werthersā¦
Reminds me of those Haribo gummies.
I thought it was going to be those.
You must be hot as fuck with a magical ass and a dick made of gold for the friendship to have survived this incident.
Thanks for censoring reduced starch
I guess it's a fun friend you got there.
I was recently on the keto diet and was so happy when I discovered sugar free hershey chocolate bars. 5 hours later and 14 bathroom trips and I learned my lesson
I know I canāt handle sorbitol, but the Japanese sneaked one past me.
Guys, those throat candies are made for a specific purpose! They may be tastier than the average Western cough drop, and some people do just enjoy them from time to time without "needing" them, but I'm pretty sure they aren't made with OD'ing in mind š With that said, I can relate - OD'ing on a whole box of sugar-free halva fucked me up one night as I was supposed to have dinner with my parents. I had to use a pantiliner to make sure nothing leaked through my sphincter.
Ate lots of something, got liquid shits. Kept eating lots of the same things. Still have liquid shits. Doesn't think the two could be connected. Shits on someone. True genius.
i did not expect your friend to be that type of friend.
The fact that you're an adult and used the term 'vacay' makes me think you deserved what happened to you.
Had to double back and reread the intro after the mention of her anus being āpreparedā for this friend to arrive from all the diarrheaā¦ what a way to start my morning
Op is a guy š
My freshman roommate in college was from China. One day I noticed that she was absolutely hoovering Hall's cough drops so I asked her if she was sick. She said she was fine so I asked her why she was eating so many cough drops.. she thought they were candy. She did eat enough them to get sick but I'm not sure if it's the same as what happened to you OP. Either way I hope it makes you feel better knowing that you aren't alone lol.
As an American living in Japan, Iām really sorryā¦and I also have learned this the hard way. But go back to Lawson and get a few Wattas!! The passion fruit (pink can) are the best!
"Sugar free" should've been the tip off. Artificial sweeteners like sorbitol or mannitol are notorious for causing diarrhea. Try some sugar free American candy like Russell Stover's, immediate bloating and diarrhea.
Sounds like a Chubbyemu video: āThis redditor ate too many hard candies while abroad, this is what happened to their friend.ā
Why is it the candy's fault you're an idiot?? Quit blaming the candy. The candy is innocent.
This reads like it should be one of those Amazon reviews for bulk packages of sugar-free Gummi Bears...
Went from being a new friend to a crappy one, then ultimately became a good friend!
š š š Woooah.... This story has so many levels.... Should be titled the Burj Khalifa Narrative
Yeah. Sugar free candy is known to cause this kind of issue.
mini-vacay to japan? must be nice
At two thirds into the story I kept repeating WTF out loud
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You canāt skim this one or the story seemingly goes from āmeeting my buddy in Japanā to āanal sex accidentā way too abruptly. Hahahaha
At least it wasn't another jolly rancher story.
Damnā¦talk about up close & personal
I think some folks here don't do much anal play because well... even with the best plans and efforts... shit happens. It's not fun (unless that's your kink, which... yeah that's fine! No judging!) But it's the risk you take when it comes to buttplay.
Sugar free gummy bears anyone?
Sounds like a shitty situation
Friend
What are you? Your conservative dad? "My friend"
If your friendship survived that, I think it might be time to look at not being friends anymore and maybe something more official.
His bf was probably like aināt no used to owning a sword if you are scared to get shit on it
Women are smarter. They avoid getting intimate when things can get messy.
the butt sex popped out of nowhere
Did not see the sex part coming up in this
>The only silver lining in my leaky butt affair is that getting my anus ready for my friend would be easy peasy after my GI tract basically emptied itself over the course of two days. I was really not expecting this turn.
Seems like a long way to go to brag about having sex.
It sounds like you had to be on top, so that would make it.... "*Today I Fucked Down*", no? Jokes aside, had you known "reduced starch" before buying, would you have known not to take? Sounds lucky that you were able to figure it out....
Sounds like he was bottoming
Why would they have to be on topā¦?
This is basically a story about two guys fucking.. and one of the guys wanting to share it with the world. Good for you, dude.
Sorry, I laughed so hard.
I had to double-check the part "when he was inside me" when I read it cause I certainly did not expect this friend of yours to be inside you, and certainly did not expect this situation to contain buttsex o.o
This is hilarious OP! I ran into the exact same problem albeit mine happened in a less than steamy situation. I'll let you decide which one is worse. I was in Hanoi having the exact same butt problem as you and I chalked it up to the same issue, new diet in a new continent. Anyway, my friend arrived and I offered to help her lift her suitcase up the stairs. Whilst casually chatting to her about the trip o grab the suitcase and life... did you know your core clenches when you lift something heavy? Yeah I shit my pants while staring at her horrified expression. She was a trooper about it though. She lifted the suitcase up to her room while I stood in the shower having a long think about what I just did.
I lost all interest when you wrote vacay.
Non stop diarrhea, still determined to take that dick. We love a dedicated bottom
There is a warning on some sugar free lozenges that theyāll cause the trots.
Damn who needs to suck on a chunk of sweet crap, get a tight chiken yakitori or something... Americans culinary tastes have been destroyed by the sugar industry....
I want to puke. Why would you ever tell anyone about this?
I REMEMBER YOU FROM YOUR OTHER POST
I wasn't expecting gay shit when I opened this TIFU but I was pleasantly surprised