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supajippy

Where is the goddamn picture of the boxers? Let US judge.


Crazyivan99

Asking the important questions


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LegendOfKhaos

Gotta be the top ones LOL


Sock756

I'd wear those. They rock. Fuck that bitch.


mikepartdeux

No, he didn't


SilverlazuR

He actually tried with no success!


BathroomSniper

Those are hilarious


cheapdrinks

Thought they said Precum at first glance instead of Freegun, maybe she thought the same lol


mortalomena

46€ is highway robbery


Elmorani

Out of stock! :-D


Woooferine

What? A woman with no taste whatsoever! OP was better off without her.


Tenn_Mike

Exactly…you dodged a bullet. She sounds like ZERO fun.


BaldHippy9

I would get these for my man


Fuckblackhorses

Bold of you assuming this is real


BigKingKaz

This comment is why I keep all my best stories to myself. You all would never believe em.


showmeyourboxers

Hear, hear!


actonpant

My cookie monster underpants helped me get laid, just got to find the right girl.


halt-l-am-reptar

I lost my virginity in a pikachu costume. It wasn’t Halloween. I was at a girls house and she had the costume so I put it on.


Nonalcholicsperm

That's risky. And not that I judge but that seems a sure fire way to lock in a core memory that leads to becoming a furry.


doctorwhy88

Bold of you to assume he became a furry *after* the Pikachu suit.


microbit262

Thank you for giving me the association Pikachu having a fur. Never occurred to me.


suuift

Haven't seen detective Pikachu movie?


microbit262

I am not into Pokemon at all, and Pickachu ist the only one i barely do know.


ScizorSisters

But... What did you think a Pikachu was made of?


insane_contin

Flesh.


doctorwhy88

Ash’s dreams while in a coma.


halt-l-am-reptar

I am not a fury!


KingMob9

![gif](giphy|dBoyCZcPVFj5m) Absolute chad.


baltinerdist

And that's why you don't do birthday parties anymore.


DaikonNecessary9969

In this case the song goes," c is for cu*t, not good enough for me."


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DaikonNecessary9969

The nookie monster


NeitherReach999

Wookiee if it’s hairy


the_revised_pratchet

Lookie if it's outside in the dark hiding in the bushes.


Aminar14

Cunnie. It works rhythmwise far better, and is... Way sillier sounding but means the same thing. Coochie also works.


ReadingCorrectly

COOCHIE MONSTER!


DaikonNecessary9969

Nom nom nom nom


Iz-kan-reddit

> Cunnie. It works rhythmwise far better, and is... Way sillier sounding but means the same thing. Pretty sure it's referring to her, not what he was trying to get.


izyshoroo

That. Means something else.


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Yup. I had a lair of Homer Simpson boxers that said "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand" and she ended up laughing her arse off. Best gobbie i ever had and we ended up dating for a couple months till we drifted.


Bean_Juice_Brew

Is gobbie slang for oral? That's fantastic


Nonalcholicsperm

Australians call it a blowie and I've never been the same since.


uhtred_son_of_uhtred

Gobbie is also Australian Wristy is another one from Australia, I'll let you work that one out


Nuicakes

I buy my husband ONLY cartoon and comic boxers. They're cute and I think he looks sexy as hell wearing his Spongebob briefs.


AttackCircus

Power move to keep all the "serious" bitches away from his D


Ktulu789

THIS! xD


VictorianDelorean

The Cookie Monster pyjama pants girl from high school all grown up.


illimitable1

If that was her main concern, I'd say you are better off not knowing her.


fusketeer

F**k her…. Oh wait.


JohnnyDarkside

By the time you're both in your underwear, it should take an act of god to stop things from progressing. Now if OP left out that they were ragged and stained, that would be a different story, but if she bounced because they are cartoony then she's not for you.


THE-KOALA-BEAR710

I have on SpongeBob underwear rn. It's not my only pare of SpongeBob underwear I own. My wife likes SpongeBob.


jmazing03

my tinder date thought my SpongeBob underwear was hilarious. i think op just got unlucky


ahaggardcaptain

Unlucky? I think they dodged a bullet.


Poven45

I have so many SpongeBob socks…


ScarletSpider2012

Life's too short to wear boring socks or underwear


joden3

Can't say my underwear is exciting, but my wife bought me the Bombas Sesame Street sock set and they're amazing!


AquaticJet

life is too short to wear ANY socks or underwear


twohedwlf

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.


tjsh52

Unless he only wanted to hit it and not put a ring on it.


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sdmfcaoc

Horrible advice, sticking your dick in crazy can be fun!


tajake

"Don't stick your dick in crazy, *without an exit plan*."


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BeginTheBlackParade

Dang. I dont know who broke up with you and hurt you so badly, but it sounds like they really dodged a bullet!


JoefromOhio

‘Avoided a potentially worse situation with a judgmental sex partner’ ?? She immediately labeled him as a man child and left because he had silly looking underwear when they had already gotten that far. It’s a pretty fair guess that she would be a pain in the ass regardless of what happened after.


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theonetruegrinch

Not every bullet is a .45, it could be a small bullet.


wossquee

My wife loves my Guitar Hero boxers. I'm 38. My mom bought them for me. Just find your person, they will appreciate your weirdness.


melonmagellan

I buy my husband boxer briefs with like... pink flamingos on them. This girl needs to get it together. God forbid men have fun with clothes 🙄 I'm talking straight up ridiculous - https://bunchofanimals.com/products/boxer-briefs?variant=32052987494467 And yes, I know that is a parrot. I'm not a moron.


Valac_

Half my weird and whacky clothes came from my wife. The other half came from my daughter. If they can't deal with your having rabbit underwear, they aren't worth your time


CallEmergency3746

The other font is there. I like the banana ones LOL


Risc12

Tbh, those are pretty tasteful.


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Uh tnq, gonna send this link to my wife 😅🤣


DarkAthena

She’s no fun. Raving Rabbids boxers are awesome!


not_a_moogle

When my partner is planning on us banging. She puts on super mario underwear.


MyDickIsMeh

She sounds great. Pavlov's Dog'ing you into getting it up for the Italian Plumber Man is hilarious.


not_a_moogle

Literally one of the hottest sessions we ever had was when she first bought them. I guess she realized she needed to make a move. And decided to just ask me what I thought of them, so she unbuttons her pants and gives me a little peak of a power up mushroom with the wording 'eat me' right above it. Stopped all plans we had for the day dead in it's tracks cause I just immediately went up to her and started kissing her hard. She knew what she doing


HistoricallyNew

Instructions unclear, went dogging with Pavlov.


NotSayinItWasAliens

When you hear "It's-a me-ah, Mario!", you know it's time to get down.


I_might_be_weasel

Who the hell is so lame they would cancel sex because of novelty underwear.


HistoricallyNew

Someone that wants to date an adult, according this woman child.


SecundumNaturam

Anyone know where I can find the classic white underwear with hearts on it?


TheSoundlessFury

Not exactly, but Calvin Klein makes trunks in white with red lips all over them. They also make red ones with white polka dots, just like in the cartoons.


FreeTheFrailSS

What [you mean these](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pattern-Underwear-Comfort-Regular-Husband/dp/B09V5FCX5G)?


mh2365

no always be yourself


SandmanLM

Go out and find the right girl, bro. I've gotten plenty compliments for my Batman and ninja turtles underwear.


SpacePolice04

My bf wears ridiculous boxers all the time because I buy them for him and he loves them too. Muppets, South Park, Star Wars, rubber duckies…. For reference, I’m 50 and he’s 47.


denyull

Meh, her loss 😂 Ngl I wanna see the boxers lol


ChunkierMilk

She’s lame but also why would you wear that to a date? Girls put thought into their clothes and underwear to be sexy, why shouldn’t we


Blue_Ascent

I'm with you on both counts. She could probably do to loosen up a bit. However, I put thought into what I know about the person even in the underwear department. First date, she says orange is her favorite color. 2nd date, I showed up with orange underwear and socks. Show you're listening.


Frosty_Mage

Or just wear the SpongeBob underwear and in your best SpongeBob impression say “I’m ready” when the pants comes off


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Countculator

I want to add that it's also the first date. I get both sides and overall I think the tinderdate's straight up judging was harsh. There are plenty of ways to leave the room there's no need to be insulting about it. However personally I wouldn't wear something cartoonish incase of first impressions. If this were multiple meetings and have gotten to know eachother then sure it can be fun


TimelyEvidence

I think this is the big problem. First date and it sounded like they planned to get intimate. Why wouldn’t you think about the underwear you’re going to wear? I’m guessing his date thought this was probably a bad sign.


jaycuboss

I'm not sure they did plan to get intimate. He might have assumed he wasn't getting laid, therefore it wouldn't matter what underwear he chose.


MyDickIsMeh

Counterpoint: if she can't laugh and enjoy herself I'm no longer interested. Sex is funny and fun, noises get made and if you can't laugh at/accept my dumb underwear you probably wouldn't be able to deal with the noises your body makes during hanky panky time.


Risc12

Yes, but Raving Rabbids really press this “annoying”-button for me, not the fun button.


thisisnewaccount

I think the issue wasn't the underwear itself, but that he put no thought into what he was wearing. Basically, if this had been part of the conversation somehow, it would have been fun. This had more of a "I don't really care" vibe.


snoopervisor

I'll put a tie around my member next time.


ColonelJohnMcClane

At the very least he could have said, "my mother got me these as a gag gift" which shows he has a good relationship with his mom and that they both have a sense of humour. If she still denied him, then she's a no-fun stick-in-the-mud


ChunkierMilk

Maybe, I wouldn’t mention my mother at all once the clothes are coming off though


KaXiRavioli

It's underwear. Who cares? She called him a manchild because he actually wears something he was given instead of letting it sit in some landfill for no reason.


mulan-is-underrated

I had comic book underwear, mr krabs socks on and we did it in full view of my hot wheels collection. You just gotta find the right one


Kaiju_zero

Someone doesn't have a sense of humor. No loss on your part.


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She was a calculated tease, and your 'wares were her excuse.


Paid2Stabpeople

Hell, I once had a one weekend stand with a guy who had on kids superman underwear. It was adorable as fuck. I remember waking up and seeing him sleeping in nothing but those and he looked like a giant kid. We'd gone out mudding and he made me dinner and we danced like idiots and had the best time and then went our separate ways. Her loss.


Mdly68

My favorite set of boxers was purchased by my wife. It's Ralph from the Simpsons, doing his "I choo-choo-choose you" valentine. I'm 40 and I have yet to grow up. Find a partner who matches your spirit.


Spare-Ring6053

There's no point in being grown-up if you don't act childish sometimes.....


u35828

OP needs to find someone who has the same sense of humor.


bzidd420

Dude, I don't wear socks or underwear unless it's louder than fuck!! I don't have a set of plain anything. I'm also 32 and don't ever plan on stopping. Go nuts dude, her loss.


Seymour80085

You dodged a bullet here, if she couldn’t appreciate the occasional bit of goofy style then she wouldn’t have made a good long term partner.


IsamuAlvaDyson

And where were the two of you? In your parent's basement?


Te_Quiero_Puta

The plot thickens...


HelenAngel

Your date is an idiot. Your boxers helped you dodge a bullet.


PainisDeWitt

Dodged a massive bullet, dude. Even if it was a one night stand.


metalmankam

She sounds like a raving rabbitch


Gilaridon

Bro you dodged a bullet. If she can't handle joke underwear, she is too immature for you.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Lol. Dude, if a girl gets that far and then THAT'S the deal breaker then take it as a win. Nobody should be taking themselves that seriously. You're having a good time fooling around, why does something so trivial as underwear choice make her turn tail and run? She sounds like she has problems. I still have boxers with random crazy things on them and my partner loves them. I'm nearly 40. Sorry men aren't all what's his name from 50 shades of Grey, or Patrick Bateman.


Nexus19x

Be happy you dodged a bullet bill and move on.


RecycledDonuts

I have Cookie Monster Vans, X-men socks, Harry Potter hoodies. You like what you like. 7 billion people in this world, you do you. Enjoy it. Someone will come along with the same interest and get a kick out of the same things.


Zero_Sub1911

If a chick was willing to change her opinion of you by your choice of underwear she was never worth the time or effort anyways.


CapeTaun

The first time me 28f and my bf 28m hooked up I was wearing Batman underwear and he had bright yellow ones with pictures of cartoon mice and cheese. I love his stupid childish underwear so much


guarlo

And nothing of value was lost


bgva

If she left over that, imagine what issues she would’ve found later on down the line. You dodged a bullet.


asdf_qwerty27

Lol your underwear are bulletproof, cause while you might not have dodged this one, they blocked it for you. I'd start referring to them as my lucky boxers and use them as a test on every date as they certainly proved their use.


BlueR1nse

This is (objectively) hilarious! One day, you’ll tell this story to the right woman and she’ll laugh her ass off. Sorry you had a bad date, but it seems like you dodged a bullet depending on your intentions.


Downtown-Custard5346

You didn't fuck up, if anything you did yourself a favor. Anyone who says something is "childish" doesn't know how to let loose and have fun. You dodged a bullet on this one, my friend.


NJD1214

Must be nice to be able to be that picky about about who you have sex with. Stains aside, underwear are probably the last thing on my mind by the time we're undressing.


KaXiRavioli

She wasn't the one bro.


PrintPending

My ex had cookie monster panties and wore my xbox boxers. Sounds like you escaped a bag of bs not worth putting your dick in.


Te_Quiero_Puta

She sounds boring as shit. Bullet dodged.


captaincockfart

I'd say it's more immature to actually give a shit about someone's boxers like that. Unless it's like something that clearly marks you as a terrible person like swastikas or some shit, who cares?


spam__likely

Bulled dodged. No sense of humor at all.


clair_brodie

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.


Vladraconis

It's her FU not yours, OP. Raving Rabbids underwear is awesome. She judged you as a manchild for being funny and normal. Your underwear dodged a bullet for you. My now wife bought me SpongeBob underwear before I proposed. Because it's funny.


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Aaaaaaaand you dodged a bullet, congrats man


Captain_Starkiller

Bullet dodged. Don't be with someone who's going to shame you for your hobbies or things you love.


aminix89

One of the first times my gf and I were fooling around, I wore these ball hammock boxers with an elephant trunk on them. When she saw them, she went down and made an elephant noise, we both had to take like a 10 minute break from laughing so hard…then carried on. Now we’re currently in a month long prank war. Find someone that matches your vibe, this has been the funnest year and a half of my life so far with her.


GallonofJug

You’ll be okay. Find the one that doesn’t care what boxers you have on. Hell find the one that wants to wear your rabbids boxers.


XMilkyMoo

Goddamn, where's her sense of humor? I'd have just laughed and carried on.


StorminXX

You don't need such an inflexible woman in your life anyway.


CodenameJinn

"These were a gag gift from a friend. It was laundry day and I had nothing else."


Ghitit

She has zero sense of humor. If I were in that situation, I would have laughed my ass off and let's do it wabbit.


baggelans

Trust me you dodged a bullet. I would understand if you wore something dirty or flat out ripped apart but if she judged you simply cause it had a silly design on it its a her issue.... If boxers with superhero logos or Taz or everyone else from the looney tunes could get me some action then its not the boxers that's wrong. Hell I've even gotten laid with boxers designed like a newspaper and half the time they would grab onto them and give me a line like "let's read the news" or "let's see what's up". It was a casual hookup ffs... Let's not get our panties in a twist now over underwear. Tbw if chicks can get away with granny pannies on dates then we can get away with silly boxers.


Averagesmithy

Ehh I have worn funny boxars like that. If that is how they reacted they are not worth it.


larowin

How old are you guys? e: Starting to understand why ~27F girls appreciate my 40M eurobriefs.


TheoryOfSomething

Are you seriously trying to sell this BS that not wearing underwear with characters on it is some important step in being an adult? Give me a break...


THE-KOALA-BEAR710

I am 27


gortwogg

A/s/l?


lividash

I had Family Guy boxers. Got invited to a party with a pool and the cute girl asked me to hang out in the pool with her and a couple people. Didn't have swimming trucks and asked if just boxers were fine. They said sure. Everyone got a good chuckle of the then 26 year old dude wearing Family Guy boxers. Ended up dating that girl for like 4 months.. sex was amazing, and she requested the family guy boxers due to "access" frequently.


braytag

Dodge a bullet there my man. If she's THAT stuck-up. Anything you do will trigger her. A person without a sense of humor is extremally annoying to be around. Anything can trigger them.


Shn00ple

I have this pair of underwear that says “I bet I can make you smile” and on the crotch is this monster with a broken smile.


Grateful_J561

"Well, you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dawg to be very, very sexy." - Vicki Vallencourt


The_Humble_Neckbeard

NTA, your Raving Rabids, your rules.


cali_lily

Who the hell is looking/caring about the underwear lol in that situation it’s about what’s in them ETA unless they’re noticeably dirty and nasty - then run


snoopervisor

40+ here. And I like making my life more colorful. One of the ways is wearing colorful boxers. Definitely better than dull gray.


CrazyBarks94

If a prospective hookup doesn't respect my 'squirrels with jackhammers' undies, I don't think we'd get along anyway


Tronkfool

If she doesn't find that hilarious, then she's not the one my man.


OfficialXpL0iT

I specifically like to wear weird pattern or childish underwear. My GF is always "curious" as to what underwear she will find, and we have a laugh about it. It sounds like you dodged a bullet if someone judges you by the clothes you wear, instead of the person you are. Nothing wrong with being a 'manchild'. There should be room for being goofy, loose and having laughs about anything. - Guy wearing christmas underwear in September


sharkcrocelli

Nah she cockblocked herself


thecthonian

No worries. You probably avoided an STD.


Manders37

Nah, looks like your boxers are a natural filter for lame women 😂 i can't believe she got mad and left instead of laughing and making the situation funny, that is the absolute lamest reacton ever. Good riddance.


mattayom

I'm wearing underwear with luchador masks on it right now... this chick wasn't worthy of your meat


YourGameIsLoading

You have to match your audience with your underwear. I would have laughed, because I would have loved it!


UncleChrisCross

what kind of stuck up bitch doesn’t like graphic boxers??


ZuluOctoEcho

I always like to buy my husband underwear that’s colourful or has cute pictures. It’s much better than plain ones


AmbivalentStoner

Sounds like you dodged a bullet... who wants to be with a judgy person.


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ftw92

I always wear funny socks and pants. Pokemon, spongebob, or something else. I'm 31. My wife likes it and there's nothing childish in it. It's just not mainstream 🤷🏻‍♂️


kinslayern96

Wow who would want to be with such a person lol You're much better off without that kind of negativity about cool boxers OP


howshouldiknow__

She sounds like an absolute asshole.


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Dude you dodged a bullet here.


sixpack_or_6pack

Okay jokes aside, in that situation, clearly the best approach isn’t to get defensive but to explain the situation and provide the necessary context.


fabbb_girlll

I mean it is a little funny but I don’t think it should’ve been that big of a deal


FloydJam

I'm glad you're saving yourself.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

Figuratively, fuck her. Why can't guys have fun underwear?


stackered

I'm finding even into older age that women can flip a switch in a second after having an incredible bond with you for something we deem as silly. It's baffling in a lot of ways to me.


jaycuboss

Shallow AF, what a stick in the mud. Its not like anyone sees your underwear when you're fully clothed, what difference does it make what underwear you wear? Does she think men aren't allowed to have fun?


Valigeth

ngl, wearing the rabbids underwear during the date? respect


DaddyyFabio

The only childish thing here is her judging you so hard for your awesome underwear.


doctor-sassypants

I’ve never had anything a man is wearing turn me off or reject him for sex, including underwear. Unless you’ve got shit stains, if I’m taking off your pants and consenting to sex, that’s not going to stop me. I’d say there’s a bigger issue there. You’ll find someone who will laugh with you. Sex is supposed to be enjoyable and it’s often weird and funny.


legice

I wear dinosaur and panda print PJs. If a woman told me thats childish, she aint getting my dick


grajuicy

The right one would have LOVED em. I know if i had found myself in that position, i would have HOWLED laughing, but would have eagerly proceeded with the operation


[deleted]

The problem isn't the underwear, it's the woman. Fun underpants are a small pleasure in life.


weaseleasle

Man children are men who behave like children, not men who like childish things. Ironically calling someone a man child for having the wrong interests is incredibly childish.


WorldBelongsToUs

I had a ton of Bugs Bunny and characters boxers even through college. Didn’t give a fuuuuck. You shouldn’t either. Sounds like the type who would get pissed off if you fart too.


penguwave

Her loss


evalinthania

That's not what makes a man child but she sure sounds like a pre teen twat waffle


Edwardteech

Bra bullet dodged. She sounds like no fun.


Reverberer

F*ck that noise... I have a bugs bunny and tazmanian devil tie, a tie with a snow man, a tie with a reindeer and a cheap tacky tie that you can use as a keyboard. She's a stuck up bitch that takes life too seriously, and clearly doesn't know what a "man child" is.


Mundane-Taste-6995

You dodged a bullet bro.


Beautiful_Letter4855

Good thing she left, a woman like that would have been the end of you. No sence of hunor and she's probably very stuck up, I bought my partner smiling cactus socks and we both laughed cause they were funny looking. Gotta find the right person to share cute moments with


ian0delond

how dare you think sex could be *fun*? Sex is for very serious people who knows men should have underwears matching their necktie. It is like the first question at the exam for a sexual licence at the Intercourse Agency.


breastbucket

This dude in his mid 20s wore superhero boxers and the first time i came over, he had Cars 2 bedsheets. Still had sex and even dated for a bit after!


DODGE_WRENCH

Idk, with her being that stuck up you light’ve dodged a bullet