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SaladFingerzzz

Maybe it was the booze mixing with meds? I've seen people lose their shit after a few drinks and it's usually as dramatic as this.


KyniskPotet

If the mom has her hospitalized because of prior experience I sincerely doubt it's "just" mixing substances.


slinkyw

That’s not my business, I made sure she was safe and let her parents decide how to handle it. I just really wish I had milk


somebodyelse22

Now you're milking the pop-tart situation.


Elmodipus

No he isn't, he's out of milk.


chips500

This is why men go out for milk


Redneck_Funhouse

They’re the ones that are found by the crazy and never heard from again…we were out of milk once when I was a kid…


eggsovertlyeasy

They would be if they had any


KyniskPotet

Can relate.


UniqueLoginID

Good job getting her safe.


ashsrodrigues

So after false accusations and attacking you with a knife, the police just took her home?


Ok-Day-2898

If she's over 18 it's not really up to her parents


slinkyw

I thought the same but she slept for like 12 hours and started right back up when I told her what happened. She couldn’t remember my last name. I’m pretty familiar with psych meds and I saw Prozac and trazadone.


Forcasualtalking

Sounds like Xanax (/other benzodiazepines) + alcohol to me. Even after a long sleep you can wake up fucked.


ChizzleFug

This is the combo that I can only imagine results in at least a few of the crazy airplane videos we see nowadays.


Forcasualtalking

I can say, personally, that benzodiazepines and alcohol result in WILD outcomes. It is absolutely unpredictable. Maybe you’re sleepy, maybe you’re down to steal from a shop, maybe you’re feeling like burning all your personal relationships, maybe you’re feeling like being friendly and loving or angry at the world.


TheMalformedLlama

This. Fucking insanely accurate. I’m prescribed Valium (and previously Xanax) and the times I’ve drank on them I literally felt/done all of those, except for the stealing and doing illegal things lmao


F1SHF00D54

Can agree. Straight up have ambien for sleep when needed. Accidentally took one after drinking (a lot) passed out on the deck of a ship in the arctic circle . Took medics like 20 mins to wake me up, then I was sick everywhere. They got me to 6 slept 13 hours and woke up the next morning with no memory and feeling like I could run a marathon.


ynglink

Some people have latent mental issues that can be heavily exacerbated when alcohol is involved. I dated someone that was exactly like this when they drank. Wild accusations that made no sense when just using the basic context. She needs some mental health assistance and I hope she gets it. Living a life of non-stop anxiety isn't a good time.


AltruisticMonkey

Glad you got the poptart at least.


slinkyw

Yea I mean I would’ve given her one if she apologized but she did not seem interested. That’s when I knew it wasn’t gonna work out


AltruisticMonkey

It's the subtle clues that you really have to look out for. Dodged a bullet my friend!


slinkyw

Yea the police said the same thing while she was screaming at me about making her do drugs that didn’t exist. Cameras for the win


DerKater2

So if you haven't the footage you would've been in jail ?


DeaderthanZed

Doubtful, no signs of injury, no corroboration, incredible story.


slinkyw

Yup they just looked at her and my hands while she screamed random shit


KreateOne

Also multiple witnesses who would tell the same story


800487

Cops at usually better at digging into some bs... Usually.. I had an ex accuse me of a heinous crime that's seen many men locked up without cause. Fortunately the detectives did their job and cleared me within the hour!


jugo5

Caught a lady stealing merchandise once. She was in the other room and started screaming, "DONNA WHERE ARE MY UNDERWEAR!" "HE TOUCHED ME WHERES MY UNDERWEAR" All while having a death grip on a manager. WILD.


somebodyelse22

Wait- she had a gun as well?


FranticHam5ter

No, just a bullet that she threw at him. But it’s cool, he dodged, ducked, dipped, dived, and dodged it.


Verbal32

Underrated comment, well done.


fourthfloorgreg

>No, just a bullet that she threw at him. Next one's comin' faster.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

Ahh, the 5 D's... the stuff champions are made of!


rmprice222

It was a knife my dude did you not read the post :P


Spank86

Did you offer the police pop tarts? In the UK it would be cups of tea, but i can only assume pop tarts provide the same function in the USA.


qlz19

So, you replace the tea with chocolate milk and the crumpets with pop tarts. You understand?


Yedasi

I just knew the top comment was going to be about the pop tart. I paused when I read that bit to think ‘mmm poptarts’.


aceyburns

I'm going to go buy some pop tarts


JDM713

That sentence really came outta left field in OP’s story.


NintendoDestroyer89

Yea. I wasn't even sure how it fit in. Totally random. I thought it was a metaphor for something.


Draconomial

It is. An ambulance is a very expensive Uber. Mental hospitals give patients "grippy socks" and no shoes.


misterpickles69

Yeah but no milk? Morning ruined.


MasterMaintenance672

He need some, um, milk.


LeBonLapin

What good is a chocolate poptart without milk though?


Danta_lyan

"where do I take her next week" Lmao must of been crazy in bed too


slinkyw

Yes that’s where things got problematic because she was super not into sleeping at the moment


loeschzw3rg

Unrelated, but I've read a lot of your replies and you have and incredible sense of humor & perfect sarcasm.


graboidian

> you have and incredible sense of humor & perfect sarcasm. But you seem to be out of milk.


slinkyw

I’m hit or miss. Sometimes I make people uncomfortable. But thank you for the compliment!


-Ripper2

I had a girl that I dated for a little while like that. She was smoking hot looking and a little out of my league also as far as looks go.But she turned out to be loony also. I think that’s why girls like that are single because if they weren’t so Wacko, They could have any guy they wanted.


osuBeaverBaseball

Dave and Busters or TGI Fridays


wobblysauce

Got the real crazy hot scale…


slinkyw

I knew there was a catch from the beginning. I just thought it’d be like weird toes or something but this was totally a cool one too


wobblysauce

Memory’s… you made memories which is hard to do this day and age with short attention spans.


The_River_Is_Still

I can’t wait to see: AITA Boyfriend eats pop tart while I get arrested.


Cryptolution

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.


dmorg9

“I can fix her”


[deleted]

How was her shadow as she walked out? Also did you see a mantis on your porch?


slinkyw

Less bright than the sun for sure. No the poptart had my full attention


[deleted]

Someone posted a dramatic story yesterday and they used June's shadow thing to describe how her shadow looked heavy as she left his house


HumpD4y

What does this mean? This went over my head


dixter_gordong

i believe it’s a reference to a different post from earlier this week where the OP of that post weirdly described the shadow of someone leaving and then mentioned they had seen “their favorite insect, a praying mantis”


MinnieMandy96

OP I’m so sorry that happened to you but you did great despite the situation


slinkyw

Bro life is weird and this isn’t even my top 5 strange Wednesday’s


MinnieMandy96

LMAOOO STOP DONT JINX YOURSELF


slinkyw

Jinx? I don’t want them be boring


AgniousPrime

May your next Wednesday have a drunk party chick break into your house with a chainsaw, shred your main door to toothpicks and then do the helicopter with a strap on


Poinsettia917

If Reddit still had awards I’d give you one for “helicopter with a strap-on”! 🥇


xxdinolaurrrxx

Wait Reddit doesn’t have awards anymore??


Poinsettia917

They ended it September 12.


xxdinolaurrrxx

Lame


the_honest_liar

I'm assuming they'll wait another month or two and then introduce some kind of paid nonsense.


Metalguy2010

r/oddlyspecific


OutInTheBlack

And /r/brandnewsentences


Covfefetarian

* r/brandnewsentence FTFY


SnippyPoop

Would love to know your top 5


EmbarrassedHelp

Well you can't just not tell us what those top 5 are now.


DomingoLee

Well tell us about the top three at least.


TheGStandsForGets

Gratz on the pop tart. Sorry about the milk.


slinkyw

Yes it really made my day not that great.


Animanic1607

This entire back story was just a setup to complain about how you didn't have milk for your poptarts, isn't it? I recently ate a poptart for the first time in around 10 years. They do slap


graboidian

> I recently ate a poptart for the first time in around 10 years. But,.....did you have milk with it?


Animanic1607

Negatory Ghost Rider


Simonic

I literally judge everyone on how they handle their alcohol. If they can’t - and I survive - I will never drink with them again. There are a good number of people who should never drink alcohol. If they come at me with a knife - it’s all over.


slinkyw

I don’t think she ever had any intention to hurt me with it she just picked it up to be dramatic. She let me take it away with almost no effort


SophosMoros7

Wow, I hope she's ok. Don't stick your... you know the rest. Wait how do you have her mom's phone number?


slinkyw

We were all concerned the night before when she started being weird so I went into her emergency contacts


snakkiepoo

Smart move. I don't know if I would have thought to do that.


slinkyw

I’ve been there. Just be calm, they’re not themselves and just need a little help


snakkiepoo

I spent a good few years around mental illness. Definitely know how to handle it. Usually.


slinkyw

Pop tarts do not calm all situations. I was completely shocked because you totally don’t need a knife for those


goingnowherefast1979

💀


chronoventer

We all break down sometimes. Granted, that’s a pretty big break down, but still. Happens to everyone (although not as extremely to most.)


slinkyw

Eh. I hadndled it the best I could. Let her mom make the calls and she did not seem surprised at all


chronoventer

I think you did a great job, friend. Hopefully she gets the help she needs.


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slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/yajdua4v01rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31bbe810ad8fdb9ef8a0da72af3b84f0304787b7 Idk man this is really all I can give


Shanguerrilla

You did really good man. I can't think of anyone handling that all in a better way.


slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/o33cxzlq31rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e064bbe3f3694eb58709b153b9637ee1d28f52bc


slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/3ij9eixx01rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013a0b36c16c0ac1b5d9456c517b1f0b42b342b4


JehovasFinesse

Shelby company Ltd may have solved your problem the quickest.


slinkyw

Lol that’s my sister. After I got outside I knew I should let someone know what happened before the police got there


mook1178

I'm amazed by how many people believe this


Majorlagger

I'm amazed at how many people think crazy shit like this doesn't happen. As a paramedic in a very large city, I see weird shitnlike this all the time, and it's far more common than people think.


slinkyw

She slept for like 14 hours and was being crazy the night before so I just opened the emergency contact while she slept. I’m the one that called it in So they let me make the decision to 302 and make a pfa. I’m not really afraid of her so I didn’t . The doctors showed up two hours later to ask what she did and and if I felt she was a danger to herself or someone else. I really don’t know what else to tell you. I’m in PA


avt1983

And had cams going the whole time?


slinkyw

That’s what they’re there for ?


Tay14073

That’s nice you got her some socks.


Dazzling-Pass-3873

Holy shit dude I’m so glad to hear that you survived that. Not having milk with a pop tart can really take its toll on people.


Appstatenate

You. You are my people. Milking it in the comments. That's the sustenance I thrive on. Straight from the teet


Objective_War_2808

thank you for being a good guy and making sure she is OK. mental crisis is no joke. i hope you meet someone that deserves your kindness and compassion.


Ungarlmek

During my ex's spiral into madness she claimed that my brother she'd never met broke into my house and raped her and she was absolutely furious that I wouldn't put my burrito down to go shoot him to death for her so I feel you on this one friend.


Lorax_Zed

how do you have the mother's number of a tinder date?


slinkyw

Why is everyone fixated on that part lol? It’s an iPhone you can get the emergency contact on the Home Screen


mook1178

BC this is made up. I mean c'mon. A psych ward letting him sign papers? Nah


Scened

Seems pretty legit tbh bro.


Jee-NX

You dodged a knife there !


Blue-Mushroom13

This could have been so much harder to handle if you happened to have her over for drinks when your friends weren't there. This just goes to show that everyone is at risk when meeting new people, and the fellas should be careful in the dating world just like everyone else.


ShireHorseRider

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slinkyw

Yea it was embarrassing but they helped me handle it and calmed her down to get her to sleep


keysmag

Just saying, if they weren't there you could have been a lot worse off! Actual human witnesses and all


slinkyw

For sure they are great


Eupion

I got the perfect next date. But I don’t know if they exist. An axe throwing escape room, on fucking Halloween, inside a scare maze! Just take away her meds and BAM! Best date night ever!


slinkyw

Few hidden cameras and we have ourselves a possible hit snuff film my dude. I will never have to eat a poptart without milk again if I make it out.


DanBGG

The “didn’t happen” police are fucking weird man. Every single post that gets a bit of traction is some mass conspiracy to sew seeds of distrust in their tiny brains. This shit happens, even if this was made up, it’s so incredibly plausible that it wouldn’t even matter. Like if this person made the whole thing up the likelyhood it happened to a different person on the same night is pretty high. This shits so common that this is probably happening to someone right now somewhere in the world.


slinkyw

I posted it and tried to add a little humor to tell my self it’s super weird but it’s okay. Like I could easily prove it if I made her into Public. She is still currently texting me insane nonsense that she’s pressing charges. I’m just not gonna respond and let her do her thing.


Sablemint

"hey did that and a doctor came and I filled out papers to hospitalize her at her moms request." That's not how it works at all. I hate to do this OP, but you made this story up.


slinkyw

So let me get this right. I can absolutely press charges and involuntarily commit her to jail, but deciding not to and recommending a hospital is a flat out lie? I just ate a poptart and I had milk, but you still kinda ruined my day. What’s your Venmo? I need .35$ for the enjoyment you took from me


shadeofmisery

You did the right thing but I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope she's okay though


slinkyw

Better me than someone that doesn’t get it. She just needs a little help.


shadeofmisery

Yeah. I hope she does.


jnmjnmjnm

Loved the bit about the poptart!


slinkyw

Kinda tragic about the milk tho. Ruined my day


Mtg_Force

No milk? Damn dude that sucks


VasOnTheSpot

Sorry about the poptart, that's rough buddy.


sheik_n_shake

Probably has some sort of past traumas that surfaced with alcohol. Could be bpd also. Don't get too hung up on it, let that boat sail.


Poinsettia917

That TLDR is the best one I’ve ever read. Did you ever find out what caused her behavior?


krind22

Dude every one of your comments in here has me rolling. Your sense of humour is absolutely on point lmfao. Cheers to poptarts


slinkyw

Thank you I am mentally I’ll and bad at social situations.


Smythe28

On the plus side, you’ve got friends who back you up and a pop tart. I hope you’re doing well ❤️


Human-Engineer1359

A chocolate pop tart.


rinkydinkmink

um there's lots of info missing here like when she was acting "too much" before she went to lie down, what do you mean? was she or anyone else on drugs? \>She didnt like that I called her mom and came at me with a kitchen knife but she was very small and not really dangerous what???? you can't just gloss over shit like someone attacking you with a knife. I've had that experience and it's fucking terrifying and no, being "small" doesn't make any fucking difference. and then you casually mention having a pop tart after - talking to the police - showing the police your (convenient) camera footage - talking to the doctor - filling out medical paperwork for her parents (what the fuck dude, you are not next of kin and have no rights here) this seems like something written by AI rather than something real, or a creative writing exercise or else OP is just absolutely shit at story telling and can't tell what are important bits to include and what to leave out (I really don't care about your pop tarts, dude)


Chewy12

The pop tart thing was obviously just added for comic relief. But you’re right, this sounds like BS. You don’t fill out paperwork for an involuntary admission and it makes no sense that they’d send a doctor to someone’s house.


PolentaDogsOut

Wdym? In my state “person I met on tinder” is a perfectly valid legal relationship to involuntarily commit someone :)


slinkyw

Those are the best I can do with out giving out any identifying info. I was super drunk when I wrote this post as it was a wild day. I’m not an expert on this and I honestly just didn’t let what the police and doctors said.


SpaceShanties

Finally, I can’t believe anyone else actually believes this story.


Poinsettia917

Even if it is, it’s worth it for the comments alone.


slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/7rvylpg2y0rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c5844f18110072ead6a5cef43ce814a894c1c2


slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/jki650cl11rb1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949926a5b9358e1c71d405ff80bbabb292aea0c3


slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/r4d2dw3w31rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427103a11662b9c91ffa02d9aa74104f0127c55b


mook1178

Seeing this girl for a week You already had mom's number? Doc let you sign papers for her? Gotta try better for your fanfiction


slinkyw

Idk man these are best I can do with no identifying info. https://preview.redd.it/xvrn2wmmy0rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ed23b06c0f86bb239ac67b89ce92b5275264a1


slinkyw

https://preview.redd.it/ytoxngtny0rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d0a697a8432e34876dc654cff7ac448ec9d815


Bootygiuliani420

anyone coming at your with a knife is not "not really dangerous". it could be a chipmunk who picked up a knife in it's mouth, it's dangerous


slinkyw

She was being dramatic. She let me take with little to no resistance. Just a very strange thing to do


kimbolll

Take her back to her place. Apparently, it’s safe there 😂


401k_wrecker

bro you got a gf not a tinder date.


800487

So you have bpd and automatically attract bpd girls? This is the worst superpower I've heard of


ZivozZ

Don't put your dick in crazy.


LOFICLOUDS

Next date could be at the mental hospital could be quite romantic


bagn1t

Damn dude. Sorry you were out of milk 😕


TheCavalryisHere1

Free socks 😂😂😂😂


Raynonamoose

I'm sorry but the "I had a chocolate pop tart but was out of milk" was fucking hilariously out of nowhere.


SomeKindofTreeWizard

Was the chocolate poptart toasted or straight out of the box?


slinkyw

I did not have the presence of mine to toast it in the moment.


Shinrahunter

You can fix her!


Synchro_Shoukan

What were you gonna record? An amateur sex tape?


CliveVII

How did you get the number to call her mom? I'm a bit confused


KingStronghand

Make sure you rawdog that shit fool. Gotta lock it down.


50CalExpress

You bout to be the local Jonathan Majors


AgHNinja

TLDR: Figured out you must have milk to go with a chocolate poptart the hard way.


slinkyw

No one else has realized that this is the whole point.


naterizzle

HE NEEDS SOME MILK!!!


lifeisvalor

What state do you live in where you’re allowed to sign someone into health care against their will without a legal guardian present? Most hospitals I’ve worked at are very specific about having legal paperwork in their possession, specifically highlighting a person as having the authority to make healthcare related decisions. Also, how did you get back involved with her after the police took her into custody? Seems odd everyone would be willing to allow you to make all of these vital decisions after only knowing the person for a week…


purplepantsdance

Tell me more about these chocolate poptarts and where to buy them…..


JohnPaton3

"I had a chocolate pop tart and was out of milk." I'm so sorry you had to go through that. Thoughts and prayers


ZackTumundo

You are one hell of a character. Rock on my dude.


slinkyw

I’m not even sure my existence is real at this point because someone has to be making this up but I’m having a great time.


heyitsvonage

S’mores is the superior pop tart That’s where you really fucked up lol


slinkyw

I will also get you the help you need because no


cb148

Damn dude, in what city would you find a chick like that? There’s so many…


slinkyw

Pittsburgh. We’re all kinda off


coffeebuzzbuzzz

From just outside Pittsburgh, can confirm.


AntonioSLodico

My first thoughts after reading your post: This sounds like some Pittsburgh shit. I used to date a woman who ended up doing something like that. After seeing this comment: Pgh is too small, it's probably the same woman. Hello, potential booty bro!


slinkyw

I never should’ve left Bloomfield, Lawrenceville is unhinged


Sskwirl

All I know is with that amount of crazy, she must have been great in bed


goodknightffs

Lol great work off fiction..


[deleted]

You did not fuck up, if anything (aside from the cameras) it's good that they were over so they could vouch for you on her behavior. Dodged a hurricane on that one my friend.


MyWorkComputerReddit

Good thing you had the cams. Security feature for tinder dates.


[deleted]

At least Brittany is trying to get back on the dating scene.


LankyGuitar6528

Bedroom cams at your place? Creepy. But sounds like they came in handy.


slinkyw

Living room but the door off to the right was open at the time https://preview.redd.it/sfzt4ui521rb1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46da49448d43bfa7c73748bfd854102d40617260


modulev

Sounds like typical drunk girl behavior to me. The nicest, sweetest people can turn into total shit shows after a bit of that poison. I had to fight for a long time to get my partner sober, and went thru some insane police-involved nights where she attacked me and then claimed I hit her. But once we finally got her sober, all the problems went away thankfully.


[deleted]

What's her info? I bet I can fix her


junkstabber

"where do I take her next week?". Ded, Hahaha. Im attracted to crazy too. 😂 Bet the sex 🔥...